Since Halloween is an especially dangerous time here is the first episode of my Zombie Month videos. Everything you ever wanted to know about Zombies but were afraid to ask. Please watch. It could save your life.
Also watch the other Zombie Month episodes:
News from Zucotti Park in New York today. Groups of zombies are wandering their way to the anti-Wall Street protests following the recent police action against human protestors.
“We contacted the zombies immediately following the violent police arrests of 700 human protesters,” explained Patrick Bruner, Zucotti Park Protest Leader. “Zombies are the perfect protestors. They don’t feel any pain, gas doesn’t slow them down and they stick together no matter what.”
Good news for the humans, but what’s in it for the Zombies?
“Mmmrrraaah raaahhgh nrrrgggm rmmmmm,” stated one of their leaders, which translates roughly into, “BRAAAAAINZZZZZZ.”
Hopefully they won’t be too disappointed. It’s debatable whether or not there are actually any un-undead brains to be found on Wall Street. Clearly none were present in the park at the time of this photo. Because who threw all that cash? Who really thinks you can buy off a zombie?
A zombie demonstration of strength and unity in the days before Hallowe’en brought out the dead, undead and pre-undead in my neighbourhood (see slideshow below).
