(SOS/ASAP/WTF?) Thanks to Quinlan for the disturbing article of the week re: a vampire incident at a New York city high school. A reminder to all survivors to ensure that your school takes appropriate anti-vampire precautions.
A New York City high school that was once sued for failing to prevent a devastating vampire attack on three girls, insists they now practice appropriate anti-vampire security measures. But some dateless prom students are saying it may be too much!
According to the New York Post, in 2006 a vampiress savagely attacked three girls at Hillcrest High School, sinking her teeth into the girls’ necks in a series of bizarre bloodlettings.
One of the victims, Michelle Melendez, told the Post that the vampiress drew blood her neck and face, leaving disfiguring teeth marks on her jaw line and throat.
Another SOS 99.98% truer-than-true story…
“She was trying to get my jugular vein. I couldn’t even believe it was going on,” Melendez said, adding her attacker dragged her down to the ground. “There was blood flowing all over my face. My skin was in her mouth, and she wouldn’t let go,” Melendez said. “She just bites like crazy – she eats your flesh. For some reason, she just likes to bite.”
She was able to push off the crazed teen, who fled, leaving Melendez bleeding profusely from cuts and bites on her face and neck. She also suffered a broken finger.
The vampire attack left the victim fearful, tormented by nightmares and in need plastic surgery to restore her face:
“I don’t like to be alone,” she said. Even sleep is no respite, she said, because of a nightmare in which a crazed attacker “is biting me everywhere.”
Online reports indicate Melendez’s attacker fled the community the week following these bizarre attacks, leaving only the family puppy behind.
No official response from Hillcrest High School is available at this time but unofficially, students who defend their school insist that Hillcrest High School now practices top-notch vampire security measures.
“Students here are not allowed to wear hoodies, ball caps or sunglasses inside, plus there are UV light bulbs in every classroom and also holy water in both the boys and girls’ bathrooms. Oh and really strong garlic is added to every school lunch,” said a Hillcrest High School student we’ll call “Jane,” because she doesn’t want to be named.
“In fact I would say the vampire security measures are a little too good. I’ll never meet a cute immortal guy with my breath smelling like this!” Jane adds that she is thinking of transferring schools.