Good news Survivors, the Seth On Survival theme song, “Wheelchair Werewolf” by the Tijuana Bibles, is now available for download on iTunes.
It’s a great song not just because it’s the theme song behind the Zombie Month webisodes – I liked it so much that I made an extra long intro for it – but because of its timely and important subject matter. Handicapped werewolves. The Were-Amps. Those unfortunate lycanthropes who wake up alone in the woods, desperate to recall, alright who gnawed off my leg this time? Only to realize, Oh yeah, it was me. And then, Crap. Oh well. Those proud and stumpy warriors who fight on! And on. And on.
Yes “Wheelchair Werewolf” is an anthem for limpy lycans everywhere.
Only a real werewolf could howl it out like a Wheelchair Werewolf and I think it’s safe to reveal it here now that the Tijuana Bibles are the real deal. They have lived the life lycanthropic and survived – barely – so far. That’s why a portion of every sale of “Wheelchair Werewolf” will go to help Were-Amps everywhere in their ongoing wolf-trap awareness campaign. (Yeah sorry about that guys – it was nothing personal.)
And probably the least I can do, considering my ongoing wolf-trap improvement project. Tune in for that soon. Well not too soon. Survival is a process afterall, not a race.