This Week In Surivival

What a great week. After Ariana Grande’s trick of sleeping on the left side of the bed, I can conclusively state that SOS has been stalked by nearly 51.4% fewer demons, according to VELANKO.  So far so good.

Except  now I miss the demons. You’re never lonely with a demon in your life. Think I’ll end this July 4 long weekend with a midnight visit to Stull Cemetery.

(And for those of you who may have wondered and others of you who haven’t, as a card carrying dual national USA-CAN I observe both July 4 and July 1 which makes this week a biiiig party for me!)

But it’s past time now to check the back pages of SOS This Week In Survival to find out who is still demonizing the pages.

666 mg 

–>> This photo from ALEX answered the question most frequently posed by Satanic insects, “What if we wore masks to the grocery store?”

Morgenstern v Lilith

–>> Did I mention I missed the demons? Maybe I poke too soon. MORGENSTERN is back and you won’t believe who’s his daddy. Read the buzz on his ongoing battle with LILITH Spoiler alert: don’t call her a demon unless you’re prepared for the result. LILITH is armed and dangerous with a most unusual weapon.

–>> Is LILITH really preparing more Mutts from Mr. Mutt’s DNA? Why does that sound okay to me?

–>> REAPER has a risky plan. I don’t blame ICE for not going with it.

Hunting the Hunters

–>> CHAOS and VELANKO on the trail of a hunter clan. Hunter WWs or WW hunters? I need to clarify before the full moon.

Dog Days Dawning

–>> This reminder from ICE to be ready. This year they bring more than werwolves…

–>> Start your own Dog Days preparation planning by following the link.

From the land of electric fish and barbecue powered moonlight towers that beckon the supernatural from near and far, This Week In Survival is back.

Thanks to everyone who survived with SOS. Let’s take a look back through the week that was and see what went down on the pages…

Reaper’s New Ride

–>>Look who put his pale horse out to pasture. REAPER vows to pick up Hitchbot but what will be the effect of plugging him into his infernal ride?

Graham Have You Checked the Mod Filter Lately?

–>>Cuz it seems a little sentient tonight… not to mention poetic. This is never good…

Chaotica Conference Convened

–>> On the solstice. Follow the link to register with CHAOS ALPHA or at just read the proceedings.

Morgenstern Alert

–>> He seems to be mainly stalking trapped SoTM RB but claims to be a friend of ICE. His end game remains unclear although LILITH, is trying to determine it. Until we know more survivors are advised to remain on alert.

What’s Wrong With a Wand Anyway?

–>> VELANKO found one but he doesn’t seem happy about using it. What else would you do you do when you find a wand?

Anyone Call a Doctor?

–>> He calls himself DR. WOLF and he appears to make site calls…

Congratulations if you are reading this chalk up another 168 hours survived.

If like me you have been practicing your ninja Shadow stalking skills, you may have missed this fact as you practice remaining in the 7th Presence where you can be ignored to the very point of invisibility.

But not for This Week In Survival, that time of the week when I ninja-stalk you back through the shadows of SOS to find out what happened around here and who survived and why.

Beginning this week with one of my favourite things happening right now on the site – the investigation of a suspicious alien who arrived on the site. Thanks to all who have contributed to greeting and interrogating interviewing Alien Man, including ALEX, R.B. and REAPER:

Interview With An Alien Man

–>> The ALIEN MAN’S arrival here on SOS may be correlated very neatly to the same day reports of an underwater alien base off the coast of Australia made UFO news. We still don’t know if it’s related.

–>> What we do know has been uncovered by other survivors here on the site. Thanks to you ALEX, RB, and REAPER  for gleaning what information he has divulged so far. How much of it is true you must judge for yourself, but follow the coloured name links to find out more. But if you’re looking for tacos, prepare to be disappointed…

Warning to Wisconsin

–>> Uncorroborated true reports of a so-called Destroy Wisconsin button have appeared on the site. Anyone with information about the location of the button or how it may be disarmed, not to mention cheese storms are urged to report immediately.

–>>Thanks to HATTER for coming to the defence of that state. And cheese.

Lights Above Vegas

–>> I understand there’s always lights above Las Vegas but these ones are not what you think. What are they? Click on the link to find out… maybe.

Exploding Supernova News

–>> If you’ve been following the supernova news this week then you already know there’re turning up everywhere. Who is making them now and why?  Hint: it’s not just NASA or Oxford scientists. It could be your next door neighbour. You’ll want to click on that link to find out.

Wow my toaster just tweeted to remind me it’s the end of another seven days and by all accounts, somehow we appear to have survived.

Congrats to everyone who made it through another week out there. Your anti-singularity camouflage is already working. (Well everyone that is except for Agent R.B. still appears to be suffering from a bad case of the voidmunk flu.) I’m still going back through the pages to see who survived and how and why –  so check back here whenever you can until around midnight EST Sunday.

(First I have to feed the toaster, it’s starting to get a little jiggy and I’m concerned he intends to burn down Survival HQ.)

But to start us off here’s an obvious one…

LOVE EVERYONE SUPERNATURALLY WEEK

–>>Go ahead and pick the kind of love you prefer but personally I recommend the kind of vague low-energy agape love over the higher intensity familial strains or ahem other varieties that actually involve a lot of tiring but admittedly fun physical interaction. Why today you ask? Well it must be Sunday because we appear to have a visit from a god, or at least from an old school patriarchs of the Christian pantheon. You know old Testament stuff. Just follow this link and you’ll see what I mean. Seems to be linked to the building of an arc that’s been going on around here.

–>> Unfortunately, it’s going to require a supernatural effort if the socio-biologist are right, which they always always are 100% of the time. Not counting those times a few women started running marathons and becoming doctors after they said THAT was impossible and well, then black men started running powerful countries which they also said was impossible… But otherwise everything they say is 100% true about regular humans. Lucky for me I don’t know many of these regular humans they study. Oh wait. Actually they studied chimps:

There is an upper limit to our tribal emotional expansion and that limit makes universal empathy impossible, declares one such study that you can read here if you really want.

–>>So if science is right, it’s going to take a few supernatural beings to get this ark business under control not to mention all those other apocalyptic problems currently in progress. Well, lucky for me, I know a quite a few supernatural beings…

SEEKING IMMORTALS

–>>A call from REAPER still working to defeat the stormy patriarch who has refuses to rest on these pages and has even somewhat enlisted LILITH to his efforts.

–>> Olly olly oxen free? Check with the HATTER on this one. I’m still scratching my head.

ZYBORAGON LIVES

–>> It must be spring cause the dragons are rising and ZYBORAGON lives. He checks in with proof of life This Week in Survival. But did he really find Forrest Fenn’s treasure? See what he says about that here. Oh to know the location of his secret lair….

–>> And how did THE REAPER get his scales for his armour? Or did he? Should he really be admitting to it if he did? I can’t think Z would like the idea…

Singularity Singles Out A Survivor

–>>Look who’s speaking in binary this week AGENT R.B. What is he saying? Read the HATTER’S translation here.

–>> And on that note is the Singularity old news? Read HATTER claims that I’m way behind, it actually happened 7 years ago.

Does Hades Owe You Money? 

–>>KUROGANE with a warning for those thinking about making a deal with him. To those who already have a deal, don’t accept any more deliveries until we get to the bottom of this.