Survivor of the Month

Remember Chaos Alpha Cuz He Likely Remembers You:

Son of Chaos and Nyx, Defender of the Throne of Creation, Alpha of the Chaotica Wolves, Assassin for Peace, now receives his fifth greatest honour, SOS Survivor of the Month…

1. Chaos has been keeping on here, lurking in the shadows of SOS for approximately 6,480 hours over the last 10 months. Read one of his introductions here.

2. However you may not have always noticed Chaos Alpha because he is the leader of a very secretive and ancient order, whose code requires them to blend in and punishes members who reveal themselves, the Chaotica.

Also maybe because he comes and goes in quiet, at midnight, through a certain spot in a certain graveyard. What is that spot? Is it a particular headstone or grave?

3. The Chaotica are a brutal bunch of werewolves whose traditions include abandoning their babies to fend for themselves in the wild. A tough beginning to be sure but if the Chaotica child survives, they receive training.

3. Chaos Alpha has two half siblings on the site. Thanatos and Eris. See some of their prickly family reunion here. 

No wonder Chaos Alpha’s sense of family is a little well.. off…

4. Since his first transformation at the age of three, Chaos trained as an assassin for peace. A paradoxical set of skills which this survivor has often deployed here on the site in the defence and aid of other survivors. For instance when a human named Andrew came on the site threatening werewolves who wouldn’t agree to turn him…

5. Although he prefers conventional weapons over magic, Chaos Alpha’s training includes dream walking. Those who dare to dream walk with this Survivor will wake up with a certain mark. Do you know the mark?

6. With all that training, Chaos Alpha gets bored without a contract, something he has been for almost two years now. He isn’t waiting around for another one though. He is on a mission, travelling always Eastward, in search of a mysterious something. What is it?

7. Chaos Alpha’s boredom often propels him to get involved in the quests and supernatural situations of other survivors. He asks questions that lead to things being found, plans being made and information being clarified or brought to light. The list of supernatural situations in which Chaos Alpha has gotten involved  are many but they include:

—>> Teaming up to help Mary & Jerry9012 defeat the Dark that rolled in here last September, the dangerous shadow of a Survivor named Blaze.

—->> Investigating the death of Mr. Mutt’s hybrid’s.

—>> Collaborating with the aforementioned Mr. Mutt along with many others to defeat the dread Sentinel Cycle.

—>> With Fenrir, he looked into reports of damage to the Throne of Creation and helped repair the seals. Hopefully that glue will hold…

8. Has great difficulty remembering things that happen to him from moon to moon and that’s why he writes it all down. Lucky for us, he chooses to file some of these notes with us here on the site.

9. That said, Chaos Alpha has a remarkable memory for others on the site, the things they say or do. Is this part of the Chaotica mind trick to erase their memories of him?

10. He does not fear death but he is not entirely fearless.  What does he fear? Follow this link. I think you may be surprised… 

There’s more to be said and written about Chaos Alpha but if you have any questions, why not ask him yourself? He likely won’t mind and Graham and I do appreciate anyone and everyone who helps to further the Supernatural research here at SOS.

And to you Chaos Alpha, thanks for helping make SOS a supernaturally great place to keep on keeping on. Your small and very likely cursed thank-you iTunes card should be arriving in your email tonight.

Seth

Well thanks to an urgent message from Agent RB on this Dragon Moon of the Killer Robots, we prepare to announce once again a Survivor of the Month here at SOS.

Now I don’t know if it was the flurry of Four Million Moon  prizes or the SOTM curse, but there was no Survivor of the Month last month.  However, we survive! At least so far. The moon is still full…

But barring any unforeseen robot attacks, I’m pleased to announce there will be another Survivor of the Month at moon fall. So to all of you who keep on keeping on against all the odds here at SOS, check back here for the clues as I study the archives and roll them out over the next 24 hours. See if you can guess the next recipient of this dubious ~not to mention dangerous ~ honour…

Guess the Survivor of the Month

1. This Survivor has been keeping on here at SOS for approximately 6,480 hours over the last 10 months.

2. However you may not even have noticed because this Survivor is member of an ancient order whose code requires them to blend in and punishes members who reveal themselves…

3. Is trained as an assassin for peace. A paradoxical set of skills which this survivor has often deployed here on the site in the defence and aid of other survivors. For instance when a human named Andrew came on the site threatening werewolves who wouldn’t agree to turn him…

4. His training – if he is a he, which I think he must be judging by his words to Scarlett Lupa back in October – his training includes dream walking. Those who dare to dream walk with this Survivor will wake up with a certain mark in the shape of a C.

5. Teamed up to help Mary & Jerry9012 to defeat the Dark that rolled in here last September, the dangerous shadow of a Survivor named Blaze.

6. Studies to command the element of fire.

7. Was abandoned at birth by both mother and father and left to fend for himself. A tough beginning to be sure, but this appears to be a tradition for members of his clan.

8. Has great difficulty remembering things from moon to moon and that’s why he writes it all down. Lucky for us, he chooses to file some of these notes with us here on the site.

9. He does not fear death but he does fear resurrection. Or at least the repeated cycle of death and resurrection at the hands of certain beings on the site including Scarlett Lupa. And who can blame him?

10. Collaborated with Mr. Mutt and others last year to fight off the dread Sentinel, asking  many key questions that lead to a resolution of that supernatural situation.

11. Seems to appear and disappear through a certain graveyard at midnight. Which graveyard? We don’t know…

12. Helped Reaper investigate Mr. Mutt’s report of 12 mysteriously murdered angels and werewolves in the battle for the Throne of Creation. While the resolution was not entirely resolute, his investigative assistance was greatly appreciated, as is all investigative assistance here on the site.

13. Defends and monitors the Throne of Creation. But can he also repair it? 

About Bit About Kurogane, Necromancing Cyberwolf

1. This survivor has been keeping on for almost 6 months, not always saying much, but his detailed and helpful comments and questions indicate he might be strong enough to carry the curse until the next full moon.  But will he be? Or will the curse prevail and the prize fall? (So far it’s a draw, as I scramble to get an iTunes SoTM number in Singapore for the first time on the site… Australia, England, South Africa, America, Canada… none of them were this hard.) 

2. At one time I thought Kurogane might be a demonic pet dealer because he appears to know a lot about demonic pets and demonic transport lines. Is it a coincidence that abandoned demonic vehicles keep turning up near him? But he is actually a genetic werewolf on both sides of his family. Specifically, a necromancing cyberwolf. He even has a theme song…

3. Alerted the site to the dangers of radioactive plutonium weapons after his pack caught a certain Vonderblack Vanhellio whose hunter guide was protected by it.  Is there an antidote yet? Trying to contact the Radioactive Wolfman of Ukraine Dr. Vadim Siderovich to find out. 

4. Once sent me an important warning about the Frost Moon that read as follows:

Beware the winds of frost, or thine soul may be brought to the abyss darker than the clammy hands of death himself. To ensure your survival you must follow these instructions I am about to give. Seth, during the frost moon is when the line between the realms of hell and earth are skewed. You must be extremely careful. To ward of these ill meaning spirits you must line the outside of your home with salt and holy water. Do the same for the rooms in your house.do not break these lines.you have been warned.

And well, I am still here. I think… So it must have worked.

5. Also had – or has – both a vampire GF and a zombie GF. Actually the zombie was a human he resurrected – normally a solid relationship move – but it’s unclear how that’s working out.

Oh wait… belated update….

6. Not great. Does this explain his very clearly expressed hatred for cupids here? And for the record, I for one give great relationship advice! 

7. Makes the startling claim that zombies crave not brains, not rotten cauliflower heads but hydrangea leaves.

*Please note this is entirely unconfirmed.

8. Recently acquired a nice cyborg arm that works in both WW and human form which he may be offering for sale here.  Anyone need a cybernetic limb? Follow the link and hit reply.

9. Has a device called the Heart of Eve keeping him alive which like many of the more awesomer devices, sounds equally poetic and creepy. It distills pure emotions into life force. And er, it seems to require certain organic parts so any human females on the site are well advised to be very wary of Kurogane.

10. Seems to have a longstanding aquaintance-ship with Lilith who seems to have something on him. The details are sketchy but involve zombie samurai.

If you see Kurogane on the site, why not say hi or leave a message for him here. If he survives the Survivor of the Month curse, he may even reply – or sell you a lightly used cybernetic limb!

Well it must be International Happiness Day as well as the spring equinox because we appear to have survived another lousy leprechaun moon, the longest, losing-est one in  history due to the loopifying effect of St. Patrick’s Day.

It never fails the little leapers get me every year at this time. But I CAT-agorically deny  responsibility for what happened to Agent RB’s computer — see photo. Leprechauns like to lift your pockets and shake down your site but they almost never turn your computing devices into a cat. Sounds more like the work of a witch to me. But if you woke up to find a feline felon where you last left your devices, talk to AGENT RB about it here.

And congrats if you survived with SOS. Thanks to everyone who continued to email and enter the 4 Million Moon Contest which will be extended due to the difficulties. Please keep on entering, I haven’t lost your info. Graham and I have stabilized the site enough to survive but will need a few more days to fully repair the damage.

Thanks to the longevity of LILITH who carried the SoTM curse without dragging a single survivor down into the underworld,we are ready to announce the 4 Million Moon Survivor of the Month:

Guess the Survivor of the Month

10 Easy Clues

1. This survivor has been keeping on for almost 6 months, not always saying much, but his detailed and helpful comments and questions indicate he might be strong enough to carry the curse until the next full moon. But is he? That remains to be seen.

2. At one time I thought he might be a demonic pet dealer because he appears to know a lot about that. But he is actually a genetic werewolf on both sides of his family. Specifically, a necromancing cyberwolf. He even has a theme song…

3. Alerted the site to the dangers of radioactive plutonium weapons after his pack caught a certain Vonderblack Vanhellio whose hunter guide was protected by it.  Is there an antidote yet? Trying to contact the Radioactive Wolfman of Ukraine Dr. Vadim Siderovich to find out. 

4. Has – or had –  a vampire GF. 

5. Also had – or has – a zombie GF. Actually she was a human he resurrected – normally a solid relationship move – but it’s unclear how that’s working out.

Oh wait… belated update….

6. Not great. Does this explain his very clearly expressed hatred for cupids here? And for the record, I for one give great relationship advice! 

7. Makes the startling claim that zombies crave not brains, not rotten cauliflower heads but hydrangea leaves.

*Please note this is entirely unconfirmed.

8. Recently acquired a nice cyborg arm that works in both WW and human form. While Janus is clearly jealous, Valenko insits he could have provided one both more stylish and sturdy – but at what price? How/where did he get that anyway? 

9. Has a device called the Heart of Eve keeping him alive which like many of the more awesomer devices, sounds equally poetic and creepy. It distills pure emotions into life force. And er, it seems to require certain organic parts so any human females on the site are well advised to be very wary of Kurogane.

10. Seems to have a longstanding aquaintance-ship with Lilith who seems to have something on him. The details are sketchy but involve zombie samurai.

If you guessed it, or you read The Reaper’s spoiler – hey no  complaints I used to give prizes for that too just to see if anyone read this so thanks to you Reaper-  the SoTM this month is *drumroll* KUROGANE! A small iTunes gift card is going out to him as soon as I can find a reliable provider for his region and we will see if he can carry the curse to the next full moon. Look for his SoTM profile tomorrow along with This Week In Survival. Thanks to everyone for another supernatural month. 

Many thanks to Lilith for doing her part and passing it on to him. 

If you’re looking for a pretty concise summary of what’s happening here on the site, check out THE REAPER here.

My suspect list however is HERE in reply to FENRIR.