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Anti-Vampire Party Planning – The Monstrometer Report

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VAMPIRE PROOF YOUR PARTY BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

Whether you’re planning to attend a Halloween party later tonight, or planning one yourself, take a minute – actually 1.5 minutes – to watch this before you unlock the door to an unwanted guest of the undead kind! Your survival is guaranteed 99.93%*

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Thanks for keeping on keeping on. More Monstrometer Reports to come…

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The Monstrometer Report from Seth On Survival

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Just two minutes a day will keep the zombies away – not to mention the ghosts, cyborgs and leprechauns. Unless of course you happen to be one. Each episode of the Monstrometer Report examines a different supernatural threat and gives you the tools that you need to survive it.

Hosted by Seth Greening, the Monstrometer Report has saved millions of lives from certain supernatural destruction with a mix of Monstrological news and views from around the world accumulated with the help of his supernatural threat detector app The Monstrometer.

Officially saving lives since 2009 with his series Seth On Survival, web site  http://sethonsurvival.com and free iOS app The Monstrometer, Seth also appears in the series “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine and his first ebook Archie Hartigan and the Frost Wolf was released last April.

Keep on keeping on with The Monstrometer Reports at sethonsurvival.com. And if you survive, please subscribe.

Monstrometer Report: Kaiju and You

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Should you adopt a Kaiju for a pet? Like me, you have likely been considering the question since science broke the news last week about the giant rats taking over the world, one island at a time. But please before you decide, watch the latest Monstrometer Report. The SPCA and I both thank you in advance.

If you haven’t been informed about the rats going Kaiju, you can  read about it here:  http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-news/return-giant-rats-get-ready )
Thanks for keeping on keeping on with SOS and the Monstrometer Reports. Get ready for an important Survivor of the Month announcement.
Seth
Mothra is almost like a bee..
Mothra is almost like a bee..

Introducing The Monstrometer Report

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Hail Survivors,

I’m happy to announce on this fine full moon the survival of the first video in my new series, The Monstrometer Report,  a show that covers the supernatural survival news and views unfolding here on the site and around the world.

In this one, the burning question that should be on your mind anytime a fireball falls to Earth or even when you take out the trash: Am I living In An alien zoo? And if so, what to do?

Do you live in an alien zoo?
Do you live in an alien zoo?

 

Thanks to everyone for helping SOS keep on keeping on and especially for helping out with the site so I could make the new videos. You know who you are: Survivors of the Month, Hall of Famers and everyone who continues to share their supernatural advice and experiences here at SOS.  Long may you keep on keeping on, supernaturally.

 

First Full Moon of 2014 Brings Survivor of the Month & First New Video “The Monstrometer Report”

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Full moon, full moons everywhere you look…

Annual Leprechaun looting on subways around the world this full moon.
Annual Leprechaun looting on subways around the world this full moon.

Did you get to school or work with your pants intact? If so, you did better than this guy in Munich, who didn’t even notice the annual pantsing in progress. It’s the fifth year in a row the little looters have claimed the first month of the year to give unsuspecting commuters the full moon treatment.

(I make no apologies to any leprechauns who may be offended by my characterization of them. Yes, I’m aware this annual event may in fact be the work of the so-called Leprechauns of the Dark Arts who are ostensibly materially different from the so-called Light Leprechauns but it all just sounds like one big lepre-con to me.)

In other news thanks to the hard work of the HATTER, the frosty focus of FENRIR and the repeat appearance of THE REAPER, SOS can announce another Survivor of the Month, a cursed prize intended to thank a survivor who has helped us all survive  for the long haul around here at SOS.

Who will be strong enough to carry the curse this month? We’ll see who makes it through another moon…

Check back as I go back through the month that was to see. I’ll make some links and clues while I upload my new video the first Monstrometer Report and we’ll see how the night goes. Will anyone survive? It’s anyone’s guess…

Woman manages to snag her pants back from a leprechaun just in time. Well almost just in time...
Full moons everywhere. Woman manages to snag her pants back from a leprechaun just in time. Well almost just in time…

Thanks to everyone who keeps on keeping on here at SOS. You are all supernatural survivalists to me, including in no particular order:

–>> NEWBLOUD on his Tajera Claws quest. Anyone know where to find these?

–>> WRAITH WATCH… HERE a WRAITH, there a WRAITH everywhere a WRAITH WRAITH… what is this wraith and what’s with that valise?

–>> RAINSTORM for stopping by to describe the haunted locker situation at her school. Does any of this sound familiar to you?  Did she find any clues in that locker?

–>> DARKONE – For helping his friend determine the difference between being a lycanthrope and a shifter. How did that turn out anyway? Also for sharing his research into the origins of Fenris. What does he have to prove to him anyway?

–>> LILITH – For  among other things, helping Fenrir  and Velanko defeat the Dark Year declaration and telling us about the portal at Stonehenge… not to mention her supernatural diplomacy with the Mediterranean witches and mer… Everyone knows it’s impossible to get witches and mer to work together!

–>> The number 9 for confusing me… can I crack the code before the moon sets and YouTube stops blocking my upload?

–>> Special Agent Backdraft — Did he win that bet?

–>> The HATTER for warning us all about the cannibal convention that could blow the lid on cannibal cloning farms when my investigation is complete.

–>> SCARLETT for having an idea… wait a minute. Maybe I should hear that idea before thanking her, this being Scarlett and all…

–>> WW? for reaching out before the full moon. Unfortunately, it was likely already too late for you. Hopefully you got to join a cool pack…

And more. This Full Moon Message still in progress…