As a pair of shadow hunters with the unlikely names of Tim and Sue seize supernatural headlines around the world with their ability to expose and capture the shadow shifters hiding among us, supernatural survivologists express concern.
What is their secret? And how will they contain the shadowy shifters they expose? Are they really waging a shadow war? Or up to something even more sinister?
As any survivor who follows SOS even half-heartedly will be aware, shape shifters in general and shadow shifters in particular are one of my biggest foes.
Mainly this is because leprechauns remain stunted into adulthood by rainbow teleportation, remaining deceptively small in stature, but also mainly because shifters are just so darn shifty.
When your enemy can disguise him or herself as a tin can or a toaster, you never know what you’re dealing with until it’s too late. Like other supernatural survivologists of 99.98% human origin, I have failed to find a reliable way to identify them and as a result, they remain immune to the diagnostic powers of The Monstrometer.
Enter shadow hunters Tim Noble and Sue Webster. The shadowy duo has solved this age old problem with a secret light source to expose the true form of many everyday objects. And while they’re not divulging their secrets, the duo have been demonstrating their powers to wowed audiences around the world this month.
But what is their secret? And how do they intend to securely contain the shifters they expose?
Check back here as I hunt down the shadow hunting duo for an interview.
An SOS investigation in progress…