Canadian City Fears Friday the 13 As Unlucky Number Returns
Vancouver city residents in fear today as a planned reversal of Friday the 13 preparedness planning brings back unlucky numbers including the number 13 to all city buildings — just in time for Friday the 13.
“We’re just putting a normal mathematical sequence back into building design,” says Chief Building Officer Pat Ryan.
Ryan, who denies working with both the psychopathy and witch communities to bring back unlucky number 13 calls it a question of public safety.
Ryan says that missing floors pose a danger to emergency services like police and paramedics who would arrive to find them gone.
But at least one Vancouver resident says he would rather face the treacherous void of a missing floor on Friday the 13 than a chainsaw in his face.
“There’s always hope someone can free you from a void…but a missing face? That’s a tough one,” said Brian Jones who lives at what was formerly 1414 14th St. Now 1313 13th St. “Psychopaths don’t fool around on Friday the 13.”
This Friday the 13 it’s not just psychopaths and witches bring the bad luck back to Vancouver – it’s a UFO known as WTF1190F on collision course for Earth this Friday the 13.
“With my luck I fully expect to find my home crushed by this UFO at 13:13 tomorrow,” said Brian who is reviewing his personal Friday the 13 action plan as we speak.