Disturbing reports from Vancouver, Canada this week, a mysterious attacker terrorizes bathroom patron at a popular discount store.
Police in Abbotsford, BC report a mysterious bite attack on a seven year-old boy in a Costco washroom.
According to Cst. Ian MacDonald, a 10-year-old boy allegedly crawled under the partition of a locked bathroom stall and bit a seven-year-old boy who was minding his own business within around noon on Saturday.
Police are asking the public for help identifying the suspected child vampire, who is described as approximately 10 years-old with dark hair and dark clothing and possibly a camouflage sweater.
Meanwhile Supernatural Surviviologist Seth Greening, totally NOT interviewing himself to make this article seem more official, is working with the family of the seven year old boy to treat the suspicious bite and hopefully prevent an unwelcome transformation.
But the question remains, what was a vampire doing at Costco? Vampires as we all know are better known for their exquisite taste in just about everything. Most of them would not be caught undead patrolling a Costco bathroom which are better known for the possible presence of zombies.
“Remember this was a suspected child vampire,” says Seth wisely. “This is why most responsible vampire covens have a very restricted recruitment policy. If I could get my hands on the irresponsible biter who engendered this wild young vampire I would…” (Seth urges readers to fill in the dots here with any scenario that doesn’t include getting the life sucked out of me, er him.)
Or maybe it wasn’t a vampire at all. Maybe it was something else…?