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Alien Crystals Found in Russia

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A crystal discovered in Russia by a Nobel Prize-winning scientist has been officially designated as ALIEN QUASICRYSTAL by a team of scientists this week.

These ordinary-looking alien crystals are actually so strange and upsetting that Nobel winning chemist Dan Shechtman was ordered to leave his own lab by angry colleagues.

Famous crystal turns out to be ALIEN QUASICRYSTAL
Scientists discover ALIEN Quasicrystal

“Eyn chaya kazo,” Daniel Shechtman famously said to himself in Hebrew while examining the crystals: “There can be no such creature!”

So what IS this alien crystal creature that has scientists so afraid? Well earth crystals are composed of a three-dimensional arrangement of atoms that repeat in an orderly pattern. But quasicrystals have an orderly pattern that includes pentagons (fivefold shapes) and unlike our earth crystals, the pattern NEVER repeats itself exactly!

This shifting crystal structure gives the rock strange powers that scientists like Paul Stenhardt are still trying to study. Meanwhile, what should survivors do if they encounter one of these alien crystals? Pick it up and take it home? It could be a source of untapped power, maybe help you with your housework or keep your brother out of your room, but but at what cost?

Do these alien crystals have anything to do with the appearance of a shape shifter known only as Beast Girl who mysteriously appeared on the site after a suspicious tiger attack in Russia?

Clearly we need to know more. I am currently trying to reach scientists Paul Stenhardt and Daniel Shechtman to clarify appropriate safety protocol. We’ll see how that goes. Meanwhile if you think you have found an alien quasicrystal, maybe don’t get too close until we know more.

Threat posed by PeopleNet revealed by TimeKitsune

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Hail Survivors,

I recently received a troubling series of emails from noted SOS contributor TimeKitsune detailing a new threat that he discovered called PeopleNet. An artificial intelligence (AI) that controls large transport trucks. TK reported that he had evidence of reports that PeopleNet is likely to evolve into a super-powerful AI that had the extinction of the people it was named for on its evil silicone brain. Here follows TK’s report.

Small isn’t it? But Mr. Christner assures me it’s up to no good.

Today I went on a trip in a truck a Kenworth to be exact. The reason for this trip was to go to an abandoned observatory to get a closer look at the new planet. The truck was a newer model and I was shocked upon entering the vehicle to find a small device known as PeopleNet. This device tracks your miles records you miles to the gallon and other handy things. But do not be fooled by this device. I was talking to the driver of the truck, a Mr. Don Christner (a pure human by the way) and he said “I done tested this thing one time and found that if I were to hook this thing to a couple a wires under the hood. It will completely control the trucks speed.” now this may seem like a good thing until you think about it in the sense that this thing might actually have an A.I. Of some kind and it may be the precursor to the legendary SkyNet from the popular movie “The Terminator.” please send out a warning to steer clear of this device known as PeopleNet.

I’m using my iPod to do this using an app the turns my speech into words.

TimeKitsune: Mr. Christner I would like to ask you a few questions.

Mr. Christner: That device is copying everything I’m saying.

TK: Yes sir, it is.

MC: So how does it work?

TK: It’s an AI kind of like your PeopleNet except it serves me not like PeopleNet. Ok now let’s get back to the PeopleNet.

MC: Yes now see a few months back the government made requirements that we was supposed to stop truckin’ at a certain time, 10 hours. Any ways they build this device that is being put in all the trucks, it called a PeopleNet. This device calculates Miles Per Gallon I get. My average speed and other things. The bad thing is that after 10 hours it shuts my truck off for 8 hours. That’s great unless I’m in New Mexico and 12 hours from home.

TK: Mr. Christner could you tell me how the PeopleNet is a bad thing.

MC: In a second son, could you umm……open a window or something. You kind of melting my coffee maker.

TK: Sorry sir hold on. Here take this and just answer my question and then put the device outside and walk off I’ll pick it up and email my friend.

MC: Ok now the PeopleNet is a device which is controlled by the government. The AI they use knows exactly where the speed limits are and what the speed is and every thing. So one day I gets this idea and I get a friend of mine by the name of Bo to plug it into my truck somehow. Well he did and this thing automatically adjusted my speed. I never even put my foot on the pedal. Well then one time we were talking and I ask him if it would be possible to make it drive my truck. He worked for the whole day and the next morning I turned it on and the truck started driving itself. This was great and I started to fall asleep when it veered over into the oncoming lane. I instantly realized that this was a Bad idea…..cool I said with a B and it gave it a B………umm I am now weirded out. Any way the short of it is that I ripped out the cables which plugged the thing in and gave it power. Well um I’m just going to leave this right he………

TK: Ok so I guess that’s the story and you can see how bad that this is I will talk to you later Seth and to coin a phrase “Keep on Keeping on.”

Thanks to TK for taking such step that went so far as to even risk his own safety to get the word out to survivors about this new threat. Stay alert and if you see one of these consoles somewhere whatever you do don’t let it have a hard line.

What is even more troubling than TK’s report on PeopleNet though is what he was researching when he discovered PeopleNet, a planet full of Space Vampires that appear to be looking at Earth for new feeding grounds. I am all for welcoming visitors but I personally think that we already have a hard enough time keeping our earthly vamps satiated with out adding potentially millions of alien vampires. That kind of thing can really upset an ecosystem.

In further troubling news TK’s recent report of the Fire Rose may have been TK’s undoing. I’ll post some links here shortly revealing what has been going on with that but the short version of the story is that bad things are happening.

Here are some links reflecting TK’s current situation:

http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=605&cpage=72#comment-98118

http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=605&cpage=72#comment-98129

http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=605&cpage=72#comment-98150

As disturbing as this all is we have seen some very powerful time manipulation lately and this may only be a temporary state of the timeline. Let us hope.

Hang in there Survivors and keep on keeping on.

Seth

What’s New in Monstrometer 2.2?

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What’s new in Monstrometer 2.2? If you say it out loud you will discover that that I am a poet and I didn’t even know it.

The BIG change is that Graham and I fixed the way that the Survival Videos play. They were generally not working the way that you would want them to thanks to a change in the OS and we tried for months to fix it but now we finally figured it out. So if you never have before please take a look at the videos. There are lots of ways to get there including taping on the spot where it says Zombie Month right on the first page.

The logic to determine your Monster diagnosis has also been fine-tuned, increasing the Monstrometer’s overall accuracy by nearly 0.87%. Now I know that may not seem like much but it is a lot when you are dealing with something as accurate as the Monstrometer.

And while we have not added any new results to the database we have added a number of new questions to help diagnose your supernatural state.

For those who didn’t notice it was there before there is a “More” tab that contains all kinds of goodies like a monsters page with quick links to all of the Monstrometer Monster Report pages, the videos and more! (Hence the name)

The update has been uploaded to the App Store for approval and should be available for you to download soon. Probably in less than a week. Graham and I are already working on the next update which should be a little bit bigger. Maybe even including a new result.

Keep on keeping on.

Seth

P.S. Screenshots coming soon!

Aliens: How to Deal With An Alien

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alienDangerSign-Small-optDEALING WITH AN ALIEN or “VISITOR”

Aliens object to being called aliens, preferring the term, “visitor,” so never say, “Hey Alien please don’t incubate those eggs inside my chest cavity,” say “Hey visitor, I’m using that.”

Aliens or visitors are a diverse bunch. Consider: there are 9 trillion planets in our universe with an unknown number of species on each planet. So you’ll want to memorize the following 9 trillion rules for dealing with them…

Kidding! The point is there are no hard and fast rules for dealing with them, only guidelines and anecdotal reports that need to be updated all the time:

Anecdotal Report #1: Aliens or visitors love cat food and M & Ms. Mix the two together and carry them on you at all times. True or False?

Anecdotal Report #2: Aliens or visitors hate water. Arm yourself with an automatic water gun with lots of rounds, a wheelbarrow full of water balloons or just a good garden hose and watch them turn around. Confirm or correct?

Anecdotal Report #3: Aliens or visitors seek the warmth of your chest cavity to incubate their babies. You can fool them with a hyper-cooling ice vest like the kind worn by Olympic athletes in training. Please confirm or correct.

Anecdotal Report #4: When dealing with one hostile alien being who possibly wants to lay eggs in your warm chest cavity or hug your face with its tentacles, try the “Have You Met My Little Friend?” strategy. There are many complicated variations of this strategy but in short it involves introducing one hostile alien to another and hoping they will provoke a fight with each other, thus forgetting about you.

** UPDATE **

Hey Aliens, Friends of Aliens and people who are afraid of Aliens, there is new proof of alien life on Earth. Check out the photographic evidence of Aliens among us.

** UPDATE #2 **

And yet more proof of alien life on earth. You will want to wash your appendages after reading this article.

** UPDATE #3 **

An outpost has been discovered on Mars!

An amateur astronomer has discovered an image of what appears to be a structure on the surface of Mars. Is this evidence of life on Mars? Alien visitors to Mars? Has a secret colonization of Mars by Earth begun? No one knows for sure what the purpose of this structure may be or who built it or how long it has been there.

To see a video of it click/tap here http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=2418

** UPDATE #4 **
Delaware’s New Martian Ambassador

Delaware officially became the first Earth jurisdiction to open diplomatic relations with Mars. For more details visit this link: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=3095

SOS Monstrometer version 2.1 – What’s New

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Hail Survivors!

It has been a while since the last update but Graham and I are not done improving the Monstrometer. We have been working hard on version 2.1 for a while now, that’s part of why I haven’t been able to post as much lately, and I am proud to announce that it has been approved and is now live on the iTunes Store.

What is new in version 2.1:

New Result Added: Demigods!
Yes we finally did it. We figured out how to detect demigods. We still can’t tell who the godly parent is and we can’t distinguish between one godly parent and two but it is a start.

Monster Gallery Expanded to 2 pages!
Now there are two pages for the Monster Gallery. So now you can see all the monsters you have unlocked. With 18 possible results it just wouldn’t fit on one page anymore. Just swipe left or right to see all the pages. See if you can unlock all 18 different pictures.

New Picture for Aliens!
Well I don’t really know what to say about this except that Aliens have a new picture and it is better than the old picture.

The new pictures for Demigods and Aliens will go up on the site probably tomorrow.

Special thanks to our very own resident goddess, GoddessOfFate, for all her contributions to our research for this update.

We are already busy planning future updates so hopefully the wait until the next update won’t be as long.

Keep on keeping on.

Seth

Martian Outpost Discovered

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An amateur astronomer has discovered an image of what appears to be a structure on the surface of Mars. Is this evidence of life on Mars? Alien visitors to Mars? Has a secret colonization of Mars by Earth begun? No one knows for sure what the purpose of this structure may be or who built it or how long it has been there.

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