Congrats again this year to Survivor Ron and family for bagging a Pumkinhead in his ongoing battle to save his family or at least his Halloween candy:
Hey Seth,
Bagged another juicy one tonight, right on my doorstep (see photo below). Third one this week. Halloween bringing them out again with a bad case of the munchies. This one was heading straight for the candy bowl, didn’t see me coming. It’s important to shoot them really fast BEFORE they squirt fire out their evil little eye holes. Tho you give them all the stale Twizzlers from last year’s Trick or Treats, this can really slow them down too.
Unfortunately tonight we lost little Liam but you’ll be happy to hear we have still have two other sons, Sean and Aden plus 97% of the Halloween candy was in fact secured.
Ron
When do I get a royalty check?
Hey Survivor Ronbo! Your prize, an autographed bottle of Spray Nine will be hand delivered to you within the next 7 days. Keep on keeping on. Seth