Hail Survivors,
Zombies are a significant threat to survival and so you need the best information possible to keep on keeping yourself un-undead. So below I present to you a valuable zombie survival tool, the Seth On Survival Zombie Month episodes. Each episode is only about 4 minutes long but is packed with valuable zombie survival information so do yourself a favour and have a look.
Seth
Episode 1 – Zombiology 101.3
Episode 2 – Zombie Autopsy
Episode 3 – Zombie Quarantine
Episode 4 – The Great Zombie Debate
Episode 5 – Zombie Battle
Dear Seth,
Help! (gasp…) Help!
(cough cough)
My Village is being attacked by a group of Suits and Ties Zombies (STZ). A lot of my buddies are fleeing our town. Neighbouring villages are also decimated. Our resources are pillaged. Even our Sound Temple is emptying.
How can we resist the STZ oppressing menace? Can we even survive? It doesn’t look very promising…
We are resourceful and hard working, yet, somehow, our pleading with the STZ has gone on deaf ears. What are we doing wrong? Your outside perspective would be appreciated.
A few more details about our situation:
This breed of STZ is a tough lot, perhaps because they’re hard of hearing, clueless and blind to what they’re doing. They also have friends with deep pockets – on top of being experts at emptying ours.
Their hordes are smugly standing on a wall that so far seems impenetrable…
Do we need to be more creative? Is there an App for that?
Please Seth, send us new ideas – gaffer tape doesn’t cut it.
Best,
Jean-Marie ; )
these video’s are pretty old why did seth stop making them ?
Hail Blackwolf,
Thanks for keeping on. I agree those videos are pretty old. I have some new ones ready to go but but the hard drive has been unexpected abducted by a time traveler. (Who is also an editor. Time travelers make both the best and the worst editors. Endlessly re-arranging timelines makes them more than a little bit crazy but you have to be patient or they might just control-alt-delet you.) I hope to have the new Monstrometer Reports ready soon but as you may have noticed Survival is more of a process than a race, in part owing to the fact that everyone who contributes is busy surviving too. If you want, I’ll let you know when the Monstrometer Reports are ready.
How’s that situation with the witch going? What was the deal with her anyway? Did you find out her problem with werewolves?
Survival First!
Seth
I am just curious about the difference between a canibal and a zombie because they both eat humans. Is it because zombies are non living which is a nice way of saying dead?