This week a look at the proliferation of zombie insurers. Are they really a no brainer? Or just cashing in?
If you or anyone you love has purchased zombie insurance, tell us about it here.
Zombie Insurance: No Brainer or Apocalyptic Fraud?
This week a look at the proliferation of zombie insurers. Are they really a no brainer? Or just cashing in?
If you or anyone you love has purchased zombie insurance, tell us about it here.
Seth, this whole “zombie insurance” seems fake to me. How would they know unless they were zombies using your information to track you down and eat your brains?!?!?! Most people don’t even believe in zombies, so these people wouldn’t sell this unless they knew…….this may be a secret zombie operation to take over the world! This is all what I think, but it seems very likely, don’t you think?
Yours truly,
~Scar~
Hail Scar,
Thanks for keeping on and checking in on this on. I thought it seemed suspicious too, especially when you read the fine print about “pre-existing conditions.” How can you claim if your brain is already turned to mush?
However they DO seem to have a lot of very powerful endorsements from reputable zombiologists so maybe I will buy some and see. Can it be any worse than a zombie running trainer!?
Also I don’t want to get Z riled up. You know what a zombie rights activist he is….
Er too late…
Seth
PS: See you on the Wild Moon!
Also, reading how they wrote it, it seems very ominous anyways.” We’re glad you made it.” What do you think that means?
I assure you, it’s no fraud.
I’ll talk about it more later.
Stay safe.
if it is a fruad kill them if it isn’t then just keep going on with your crazy life, simple solution to me!
Whoa Kole, zombies can’t help their nature! KiIIimg them for something is the simple way but does that classify as the right way? Some zombies are hard working and decent, they didn’t choose to have another zombie spread the “Z”.
Me and the ZAHE are constantly working on new ways to help Zombies feed without harming humans. The Zombie Berries for instance, are berries that mimic the look of brains while giving a satisfactory taste to zombies everywhere!
This insurance is for the event that if a zombie loses control (we all do) then your damaged home can be represented and paid off, zombies just want to (un)live and are trying to develop a better existence with all species.
Do not fear zombies, if you befriend them they will acknowledge you, they could even invite you to zombie church!
Gah!! Typos…
Oh well..
Zombies never met any before except for one made from a voodo witch and he scared the bageebees out of me Wow they go to church maybe they can pray that I can get back home.
...hmmm a lot of catching up to do here before the Wild Moon… seems like Bebe is MIA….something about the neitherworld and potions made of demons tears… And what is going on with Agharna Phellan?
Dren: Do you even care about me. I have a wraith living inside my body.
Krait: Stop whining.
Zyboragon, I do not kill only to kill besides i just meant the people that run the zombie insurance not every zombie I see normally I only kill if it attacks me. I hope you did not take it the wrong way but I see how you could get it confused.
also I have many zombie friends.
Hail Z,
Thanks for your ongoing hard work with the ZAHE. I certainly didn’t mean to imply that zombies aren’t hard working here. Myself I know many very hard-working zombie actors in the Zombie Actors Guild.
I’m just saying that zombie insurance… you may not have the brain to claim! That’s all. And re: pre-existing conditions, how can you prove your loved one wasn’t already a zombie?
Okay but I don’t know what to say about this Zombie Church business… What church? Where?
Wait! Are these the worshippers who insist that Jesus was raised from the dead as a zombie?
Thanks for keeping on! See you on the Wild Moon.
Seth
I’ll answer that when I return.
Zombies have many churches, zombinity is the most popular version, I believe it follows that theory Seth.
There’s Zombism, Zomiest, Zombnostic, Zomish, and even Zombu practices.
Furthermore, if you have no brain to claim then I imagine you wouldn’t really care about getting represented to fix a house that you will no longer desire to live in. Family members that survive can claim however!
Zombies sometimes give in to their nature, there are ways to avoid getting your brain munched, in the event you do survive, you’ll be paid in full. It’s a fairly new system, there are bugs that need to be fixed.
On the plus side, there is plenty of irony here so I don’t have to zombitize the Aflac duck now.
Thats weird. Whenever I see zombies, I see regular people. No decay or anything.
Seth ive heard a hunter, has joined this site is that true?
Hail Kole,
Sorry for the delay in my reply. I’m busy getting ready for the Wild Moon. It really is going to be a Good Friday. This is the first I’ve heard of a hunter on this site. What’s your intel?
You know there was one mysterious less-than-gruntled commenter who appeared and disappeared last month. Is this related to zombie insurance?
What have you heard?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
cursed typos!
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