I happen to be formed by my own metal!
-Zyboragon
Other Great Zyboragon Quotes:
Fate makes us fail at things to get better.
Screw the prophecies, I should be the one who makes my own destiny
Well what can really be said of Zyboragon?
Ah, LOTS! So much it’s hard to know where to begin. First, Zyboragon is remarkably cheerful for an angelic cyborg metal ghost dragon who arrived here following the destruction of his home, village and family. Oh sure sometimes he might have an epic battle with another survivor, say Mr. Mutt or The Doctor or Alex but he’ll also be the first to grant you a wish if you need one.
(Remember how he wish-returned Mr. Mutt’s six-shooter and even polished it?)
(Speaking of that, hey! I just noticed that I still have a wish left!)
And sure Zyboragon has some unconventional solutions to life’s little supernatural problems. But mostly that’s Stigma’s problem. Afterall Stigma is the only survivor on the site who Zyboragon has promised to a) freeze b) perform experimental chimera-ectomy surgery c) cure with controversial herbs and spells.
Z. always means well. He’s a loyal zombie rights advocate, very in touch with his inner zombie. And a founding member of Concerned About Cannibals. He’s very concerned about them. As a human myself I appreciate that.
He’s also the resident expert on Void Chipmunks here on the site (they hate salami) and he survived the great Burrito Storm of 2011. (What caused that again????) You can always count on Zyboragon.
Did I say always? Well maybe not always. Like everyone, Zyboragon has his enemies. And his frenemies. I’m talking about Abstract the Devourer and ARC and Ravenclaw for instance. Oh and don’t forget Samuel the Leprechaun who gets annoyed by the fact Zyboragon can eavesdrop on leprechaun communications when he flies near their towers.
It all started with Abstract, who seemed to resent the fact that Z. had a wormhole key that enabled him to teleport and he was using it help people on the site. Abstract needed that key to complete a set of four that would unleash the void on the world during the time of solstice, when a rip in the fabric between the worlds was already open.
Also, it turned out that he had a clone, named ARC who liked to talk in third person and turned against him, trying to trap him in the void forever.
All of which caused what Zyboragon aptly refers to as an EOWC or End of World Crisis that he teamed up with others on the site, including Mr. Mutt and Stigma and the Doctor to successfully avert. During their battle ARC was killed.
(A good, quick summary of this is here)
Unfortunately, something else happened in that battle and Mr. Mutt turned against Zyboragon. I’m still trying to understand that part. It has something to do with a Voidsphere that temporarily controlled Mr. Mutt. Or maybe it’s also just one of those things that happens with friends who have epic times together. Sometimes friendship gets complicated and you get locked in a battle that results in one of you being sucked into another dimension. Hey it happens to all of us at some point. Just ask Graham.
So Zyboragon was MIA for a while. Which is normal for Survivors. We all come and go, checking in when we can with Proof of Life and an exciting update or just to check in, but for Zyboragon it was going to be very long time indeed. We actually don’t know how much time passed in that other dimension, but it was long enough site time, that Zyboragon’s old enemy ARC started to miss him and actually began to plot his rescue. (It turned out that ARC had been revived, but that’s another story, involving another dragon.)
We all wished Zyboragon would come back soon because ARC was getting pretty pushy on the site, threatening people with his lazer and claiming that only Zyboragon could kill him even while he blamed all of his problems on an evil corporation. But unfortunately ARC’s first attempt was a Fail.
But finally something worked and Zyboragon came back to kick ARC’s a$$.
Zyboragon explained that he could have come back sooner but he was actually on a mission in the void, looking for somebody else The Modern Age Vengeance Bringer. He said that in Void Time he had actually just lived hundreds of years And for the next while, it seemed like Z. went in and out of the void. (Not because he liked the chipmunks! )
(At one point he got hit by a comet and I’m afraid that may have really affected him because he started rambling about cloning Aflak ducks to create an army of undead life-insurance duck, just for the irony of it…)
Back on the site, Zyboragon helped Bebe try to recover her sister Vee from the vampire hospital where she was taken for transformation by her BF Damien. And when it couldn’t be done, he plotted with Mr. Mutt and others to locate the Pool of Eternals and help kill The Original.
Just when things seemed to be going well again, there was an un-existence bomb that went off and started to erase not just him but the memory of him in the minds of everyone on the site. Before long, Zyboragon was experiencing an non-existential crisis so deep that the only thing anyone could remember about him was his arm. That metal arm. With no thumbs…. Not even two arms. Just one arm.
Luckily Zyboragon was saved by a Time Gap that restored him but when he returned to the site, he was 300 years older now.
What followed was a sad event, I’d rather not write it but I guess I have to. Zyboragon tried to settle down and raise a family but his only dragon eggs were destroyed, taking the dream of his future son away. That’s all I’m going to say about that.
He’s more serious now and a bit quieter but he’s still keeping on. You can hear his a pre-recorded message here if you want to know what’s been happening with lately. He also posted a helpful warning recently about some dopplegangbangers on the site, which I really appreciated. ~~~shapeshifters!~~~
And that about brings us about up to date about Zyboragon, a great contributer and Survivor of the Month. If you watch these pages you might be lucky enough to catch him on. And if you’re nice to him and you need one, he might be persuaded to grant you a wish. If he can. If he has any left. He might get them from the Leprechauns so maybe he can get more this month, I don’t know. Did I mention how he uses cell towers to track them down?
Just don’t get him started on Void Chipmunks! Or buy him a hat.
Hail Survivors,
Please let me know if you see any errors in this story or something you want to add. Just let me know in the comments section.
Keep on keeping on for Mr. Mutt’s profile tomorrow and more to come on the next full moon.
Thanks and goodnight!
Seth
Congrats, Zyboragon. It’s nice to hear you’re whole story.
Dren, I never thought I’d ask you this again, but… I need your help.
Dren? Don’t you mean my father, Robert…
You called? 😐
Dren, LP’s in danger from this ‘Master’ guy. He can’t be harmed by the Colt. I tried. You know how to take everything down.
Dren, LP’s in danger from this ‘Master’ guy. He can’t be harmed by the Colt. I tried. You know how to take everything down.
Where did you? Never mind… 😐
What’s the payment?
I have to pay? How much do you want?
How much? Hah! You can’t pay if you don’t know how much!
The master can’t be harmed in any violent way, if I may explain what I know.?.?
Please do.
Has Poppy been on the site lately?
I think once.
Here, I’ll cut you a deal. I need you two deliver Will, Robert and Emily to Bebe.
Alright.
Where is this pest?
Last I heard, on a rampage toward Z.’s house.
I’ll send him to hēll. That should buy me some time to strategize…
Keep the children safe…
Let him move, He won’t last long here.
YOU WILL ALL PAY! PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE AGAINST ME!
I’LL START WITH YOU, ARGHANA. YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO LOVE LP AFTER I’M DONE WITH YOU!
I don’t think they will. *appears infront of you in shining white armor*
why don’t you crawl into whatever hole you came out of *eyes shine blinding white* or I’ll make you.
Leave them alone. Now
WHY DON’T YOU MAKE ME?!
Regain your memory Mutt?
Ugh, if only I was a bit darker, this “Master” would be begging right now.
You asked for it, *body begins to glow, glow grows into a blinding white light, for an instant, all shadows and darkness dissapear, glow fades* learned that one from a friend.
Hmmmmm… You master-named-guy! Or maybe not… You think I’m annoying! You might be fun to toy with.
WHAT DID THAT DO?
Well I was really hoping it would make you turn off the caps lock buy basically all it did was distract you long enough for Ice to sneak up behind you. *tip of sword sprouts from Masters chest*
Me: sword of Light, correct?
Ice: yep
In the time that took, I learned how to make a vanilla milkshake without a blender. Just saying.
OH NO! *Looks Down At Chest* MY… MY… *Falls Backwards Onto Ground, Impaling Ice With Spikes, Coincidentally* NO…
‘Twas a f@&$ing sword that kïlled the beast!
Me: you ok Ice?
Ice: yeah I’m fine, stinking spikes can’t kįll me.
Me: didn’t think so, *looks at AP* Lucy is that you?
Wha-? Well, I’m out!
( turns and runs)
TWAS A F@&$ING SWORD THAT DIDN’T KĮLL THE BEAST. *Shakes Off Ice’s Body* I JUST WANTED THAT PEST GONE. *Pulls Out Sword And Throws It At Mutt* YOU MADE ME CHANGE FORMS, AN IN THIS FORM, I AM INDESTRUCTIBLE!!!
Wait… Zanthre broke the sword though? Didn’t he? I apologize if that’s not the case…I..
YES ARGHANA! RUN! RUN LIKE THE LITTLE WHELP YOU ARE!
*sword sinks hilt deep into my chest* ahh sh*t…. Now your boned. * beam of pure energy erupts from my chest, hitting the Master* ouch that hurt. And yes he did shatter it. I’ll have to tell you where I’ve been for the last 24 hours. Now I believe I’m going to pass out.
Like you could even hurt me….. Welp.
Oh “The Master” I have something you want, are you going to keep me waiting? Hurry up and get over here!
*After The Barrage I Fall To My Knees, Breathing Harshly* HAHAHAhahahahaaaaaa… *Gets Up* I’ll Give You Points For Effort. *Spits Out Blood* Cuz I Felt That One…
Now It’s MY Turn! *Opens Mouth And A Barrage Of Darkness Comes Forth, And Enters Your Mouth, Eyes And Nose*
You’ve Angered Me Enough, Little Mutt. RRRRAAAAAWWWWRRRR! *The Darkness Ravages Your Body, Making Organs [Major And Otherwise] Either Fail Or Explode And Bones To Break* NO ONE Messes With ME! NO SERVANT Messes With Their MASTER!
*I Open My Jaws And Come Forward* I Feel Quite HUNGRY!
Actually, whelp, I was running jokingly. If you want a fight, you’ve got one.
(drinks from flask)
(fixes suit)
I’ve got all day, bïtch.
SO DO I!
“The Master” is boring me.
By the way, it’s funny how you said earlier that,” I wouldn’t be able to love LP.”, look, I already have a relationship with her rather than like you, an obsessive stalker. Oh, did I also mention that this will be our second child together? And you were talking about getting close. Who’s the whelp now, môtherfüçkër? 😆 I’d laugh if it wasn’t so pathetic… Hëll, I’ll laugh anyways. 😆
C’mere, Mutt! *Jaws Open Wider And Wider* Mutt… Mutt…? Mutt… *Breathes A Vopor Onto Mutt That… Heals Him Fully…?*
*Eyes Grow Wide, Then I Smile* Hahaha. I Meant To Do That. I Can’t Torture You While You’re D€ad!
Okay Then, Zyboragon, Tip The Scale Ever So Slightly More In Your Favor And Come Face Me As Well!
I mean, look at you. You can’t even spell ‘it’. That’s just pathetic. 😆 You’re weak and pathetically stüpid. 😆
1) Where Did I Need “It” In A Sentence?
2) At Least I Didn’t Put Mater Instead Of Master!
I was hoping you would ask me to join “The Master” I’ll tip the scales in my friends favor, pun intended.
Watch the sky! “Master”, it will be the last thing you see.
😆 😆 😆
Is It? *Looks Up* No, I Believe You Mean The Last Thing I See Is You– Ohhhh… I Get It. *Crash*
(finishes glass of whïskey and stands)
You’re just a sad little… Thing. I don’t want to say man because I may offend you. You’re just pathetic.
Please watch this. It’s important. (You have to remove the – or it will go mod)
http://www.you_tube.com/watch?v=faQprtTbC8_A&list=UULdrHdJg1l7RnI0OwH13H6g&index=1&feature=plcp
(opens bottle of syrup and pours it all over “The Master”).
It’s just a bit sticky.
No! Damn You! Must… Resist… Urge… Too… Strong…! *Starts Licking Self* Sooooooo… Goooood…
Would you like some waffles with that?
(Throws seasoning powder on “The Master”)
Sorry, I only had time to grab stuff from my kitchen.
*Continues To Lick*
…………..
What The Hell, I Should Be Eating You Not Eating Mysel- *Notices Seasoning*
……….,,,,
Oooh! I Love Bare Seasoning! *Starts To Lick Again*
Now how about some of Zyborg’s all purpose batter?
Created by me, advertised by me?
(Dunks the liquid all over “The Master”)
Dammit, Have To Break Free-
………….
OMG! *Opens Mouth Showing Gleaming Sharp Teeth, And Starts Chomping Away At The Batter, Periodically Biting Myself* What Angel From Above Is Showering Me With These Gifts? *Looks Up And Sees Zyboragon In Person For The First Time, Eyes Grow Wide* You…!
*Summons A Portal And Jumps In, Closing The Portal Right Away* What Issss… Zyboragon?
Z
Zy
Zyb
Zybo
Zybor
Zybora
Zyborag
Zyborago
Zyboragon
*Claws Grips Head* W-Wh-What The Hell?! He… Z…
I………..
It gets better, just wait until the chemical reaction of those ingredients mixed starts!
Have fun.
You…? Zyboragon… And… Mutt?
(I’m forged from my own metal!)
(We’re boned)
Why… Do I think these thoughts? They are mere thoughts of- oh I Mean, They Are Mere Thoughts Of… Something That Feels… But Why You?! Why…? I Blame The Ingredients…
Must Be…
Dammit, But Why… Why You?! And Why Him?! Why Do I Remember You?!
(flap, flap!)
A memory…?
(A young werepyre is seen jumping out of a high altitude cave)
And…
(Mutt is seen in a tree, while hideous creatures attempt to scale it)
……….,,,,,,,
(Zyboragon is seen fighting a shadow figure on all fours)
!!!
🙂
But…
(Zyboragon is seen flying somewhere, then, explodes)
And…
(A girl is seen transforming into an unknown monster; Mutt pushes Ofilia out of the way and Mutt gets eaten)
You two…
(Mutt Awakens, his heart surprisingly beating. His eyes grow wide)
…………………..
(Zyboragon drinks out of a vial and turns human)
What The Hell?!
Continue.
(?????? Where Are You?! Your son is crying! He’s lookin for you, ??????! *A door opens* OH MY– ?????? What happened?! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!)
What was his name?! I know it! It’s somewhere in my mind, buried…
(A figure is seen holding a gaping wound in his chest.
They decimated my entire family. I hunted them all down: The Silverbloods. And They Hunted me…
The figure spits out blood.
Chauntelle… Baine… Hell, even Z and Mutt… I love all of you.
The figure gives one last breath.
To all of you.. I… Am… The Mas-)
No! NO NO NO! My name is…
(STIGMA!)
?! The master?! I am no master! I am your friend Z… But how did I become THIS?! *throws throne across room* I… Me… STIGMA…
You are lucky I decided to show mercy then, aren’t you?
I’m lucky… Yeah…
If I had ki||ed you…
Or if you had ki||ed me…
But… How did you know?
You honestly think you could’ve kiIIed me?
You’re not the first “Master” I’ve faced, you’re not going to be the last.
My first encounter was the worst, when I knew nothing about “Masters” but that’s a story for another time.
You still haven’t answered my question; how did you know?
(smiles and walks off).
Time to meet your fate mast-errrr… Never mind…
Sorry!
Generally “Masters” are beings that live in solitude, only having contact with others when he strikes, when you spend years alone, it’s easy to be influenced by insanity.
The element of confusion will be your greatest weapon.
So, how are we supposed to confuse him?
Leave that part to me.
Zyboragon congrats your the best thank you for everything you do and have done your like my big brother always watching out for me even though I know I’m a pain in the neck at times thanks again you deserve it. Forever greatful. Bebe 🙂 🙂 🙂
Oh no!
I just realized I never thanked Bebe properly for this comment!!!!
I’m sorry Bebe, thank you. 😳
Hey man congrats I did’nt know you very well but I’ve bin reading the replies from the last 8 months and wow your one great guy and thanks for looking out for Bebe I never new she was such a handful and that Mr Mutt and you are like brothers you seem to be needed everywere and from the replies from other SOS survivers your very respected hey man congrat again.
That are constantly at eachothers throats. Congrats Zyboragon, it’s been a helluva ride hasn’t it?
I didn’t thank Marcus either…. 🙁
(Punches a hole through a brick wall).
Yes, it has been a “helluva” ride.
I don’t have any speeches prepared, I wasn’t expecting this….
Seth, I’ve always had a mad obsession with Zombifying the aflack duck! Mark my words! As soon as I get ahold of that duck, there will be irony!
Z!! So exciting! Huge conrgrats on getting this honor, and thanks for all the times you’ve been there to help me out of a bad spot!!
😉 Scarly
Thank you Scarly, your welcome.
I just noticed these are up on twitter. Mr. Mutt and Zyboragan…….
Cyborg side caught it, it’s no big deal.
I’m just going to allow everyone to be aware of it since you sent cannibals to my home Seth!
Gwah hah ha!
OMG!!! A typo! How did that happen. I am pretty sure that is the first typo in the history of Twitter. Maybe the whole Internet! I am so embarrassed. 😳 😳 😳
Would you believe it was autocorrect?
No but seriously Zyboragon, please forgive me. It was really late. Sorry.
Keep on keeping on keeping me honest. 😎
Seth
P.S. Also sorry about the cannibals…
Perfection is a flawed idealism.
Your request for forgiveness is not required.
Zain look at this, this is your history.
This Zyboragon sounds like a punk. If I find him I’m going to crush him!
Zain you are Zyboragon. Someone very bad tried to change you. Don’t let them change you. Don’t let yourself be controler by them. Come back to us come back to the light.
You make no sense.
Look at me Zain, do I look farmiliar? Do any of these names mean anything to you? Mutt, Stigma, Time Kitsune, Void, Hybrids, Zyborags, Were-Chineras, Enigma, Zanthre, ARC, VAL.
Look at me Zain, do I look farmiliar? Do any of these names mean anything to you? Mutt, Stįgma, Time Kitsune, Void, Hybrids, Zyborags, Were-Chimeras, Enigma, Zanthre, ARC, VAL.
You ARE Zyboragon. Zyboragon recalled his form, hoping to become something that could care more. Someone showed you corruption, and thought you would destroy us all.
I do not seek destruction.
Whatever you are saying, if it is true, then you believe that Zyboragon deserves to live more than I do.
You already think I am going to hurt you?
You have the power to do so, the question is, will you use it? And this may sound strange but I have this pineapple hear…… do you want to eat it? It might help.
What is a pineapple? Eat? Is it meat?
I crave Yeti, or mammoth, what about a roc?
Ok I’ll tell you what, if you eat this pineapple, which isn’t meat but won’t hurt you in anyway, I will go back in time and bring you back a mamoth. K?
I really have a strict diet, it’s because storm dragons use so much energy, we need lots of protein, there is no real variation between meals, eating something new could make me sick.
Good god it’s the perfect trap. You’ve become impaled on your own sword….. I’m to tired for this, if the worlds still here talk to me tommorow.
Again with not making any sense! Why doesn’t anyone make sense??
I
Void chipmunks ?
Nasty little buggers.
Are they good to eat or good for target shooting ?
Neither, they taste awful and aren’t filling and they’ll make you sick, I won’t talk about what happens if you shoot them.
😆 well at least there only in the Void.
Are they?
Never seen any on earth .
Enerion? Are you there?
Something has recently came up, this is the end of the line for me.
Thanks for all the help from everyone. I would like to thank Bebe especially for being the greatest friend I could possibly have online. I thank you all for being a great friend.
Keep on going without me.
-Z-
Don’t leave!Please!
What NO ZYBORAGON !!!! NO!!!!
I wish you wouldn’t go Z, but I know I can’t make you change your mind. Fare thee well Zyboragon, survivor of the month and my great friend.
Z, Bebe needs you. Go back online.
Zyboragon please come back please please please come back please……………………………………please…please talk to me please………..
I’m scared for my life and I’m panicking, I don’t want to leave. I have too.
Zyboragon….
Z, don’t give up. Life’s just getting harsh.
why I miss you……please… 🙁 🙁 🙁
😥 why..?
I’m so scare please find a safe place an text me….
Hey everyone thanks very much for showing your support Zyboragon is fine a personal matter has happen . end of story. everythings ok now.
Thank you Bebe for talking me out of that before I did anything that I would regret.
I am eternally grateful.
Anytime Zyboragon anytime. 🙂 🙂 🙂
Hello Bebe.
Hello hunny 🙂 the kids are sure growing fast…
Indeed they are.
😥 Nobody ever teaches you how difficult loss is. 😥
No old friend. They don’t. If they did though would they actually be right? Each person feels it differently, and most of us never should have to feel it. If you ever need to talk I still exist. I’m just floating around the time stream, but I can always make time for a friend.
Thanks Doctor.
I’m back. Bebe talked me through this… I’m sorry guys.. Life is getting to me.
It’s just a publicity stunt. Are you all really so föölish to fall for something like that? If so, you are all a bunch of bad jokes.
Yes. A publicity stunt, exactly.
Your such a jęrk AP!
I agree with Mr Mutt….
I agree with Mr. Mutt too! Oh, wait…..
I support the opinion of my wife.
LOL 🙂
I’m sorry… That I’ve been a jerk. My best friend… Dïed over the weekend. I’ve felt so many bad emotions at the same time. I am constantly depressed and I don’t leave my room anymore. I have been crying for hours on end.
I’m sorry AP.
Are you? 😥 😥
I don’t care how many of you I have to kiII, but I WILL get Dren back!!!
Violent much?
Really….!!!
Hey what about Dren ?
Hello ……….
I’m still trapped….
Larcus what can I do to help!!!!!!!
Hi Jessy what up?
Jessy…why have you forgotten me? It hurts..
Poppy?
I just found out that I have no birth record.
Interesting…..
I have no birth record.. Does that mean I don’t exist? I’m losing my memories..
????
Oh nuts not this again! Zyboragon hold on to something important some memory that will anchor you into place. I will remember as much as I can about you to try to keep you in this universe. We can do this!
We have to remember Zyboragon? That’s easy. He’s the dad of <3 Zanthre <3. Survivor of survivors, and one who keeps this site alive.
No, I’m…sleepy..
Z?
…. After all this time I never knew that Scarly was asking for me..,.
Haven’t seen her a while, hope she’s okay.
So did Zyboragon! 😀
Wow Zyboragon I hope your going to be ok.
I hope you will be okay as well.
Thanks for caring.
Where did this page come from? Huh?
Worst two months ever.. 🙁
Bye.
Bye?
Depression, rough month, not much left to say.
Uncle Z don’t worry your friends and family l0ve you.
A severe wound can be bandaged but there will always be a scar.
Hey, Z, is your metal adamantium?
No CyborgBeastCop, my metal is my own metal, forged from my own flesh, blood, scales, and bone. It’s a metal you’ll find nowhere else.
I still have no name for it.
Hail Zyboragon,
I would like to propose Zyboranium.
Zyboagonantium or Zyboragonium are other possible names but they don’t really roll off the tongue the same way.
Seth
PS – Thank you for your patience and assistance during the great Void Chipmunk attack. Needless to say, I did not locate Forrest Fenn’s treasure. Please tell me these events are not linked…
Thanks for the name suggestions Seth, I think I’d rather have my metal remain unnamed, things are often more interesting when less is known about them, as such, it adds a bit more personality to my metal, and I’m all about personality! Ha!! 😆
Is it possible I could borrow some of this “Zyboranium”? Or else forge some of my own?
The risks are too great, I simply cannot allow my metal to be passed not recreated for survival purposes.
That’s good for you uncle. Your metal is to dangerous.
That may be true, but betrayal is much more devastating, not that you’d understand.
But my battle axe is rusty and I have no idea what its metal is either…
Does your metal ever rust, Z?
Considering I’m a water dragon, if my metal rusted, I’d be little more than a traveling redundancy.
Zyboragon I was wondering how does one know if there a dragon of any kind or not .I just found this site and I’ve felt a connection to them for a very long time .
Hail Silvermoon,
Thanks for stopping by and summoning the Zyboargon the man, the myth, the legend. I don’t know if he’ll answer you. Some say the void chipmunks go to him, while others say it was the ooze but I prefer to think he found Forrest Fenn’s treasure and used it for good before retiring back to his island cave.
There’s still another theory – that he exists in the form of a grown man now. A grown man who tired of the draconian power struggle and shed his dragon form for the next 12 years, possibly more. I’m still learning how to identify one of these dragon kind in their human form. I know the signs must be there, as they are for vampires and werewolves, but draconians are notoriously secretive about it.
I hope you keep on keeping on until we find out.
Seth
Fascinating theories, pity I was too busy enjoying my vacation to confirm them.
Wait a minute, what the heck? There’s something really wrong with this page…