Well Graham and I finally finished counting and allotting “points” for helpful comment and rolled the dice – er, shook the phone – to reveal the Dyan Moon Survivor of the Month. Recognize this Survivor?
Fast Facts About Agharna Phellan
—> This survivor once posted a valuable and poetic lesson for werewolves about the importance of post-transformation oral hygiene.
—> Once found two A-51 agent suits and probably still has them.
—> USED TO HAVE A VERY GUILTY CONSCIENCE ABOUT A FEW THINGS …
—> In addition to A-51 this survivor has run ins with Dr. Crane and Van Helsing and his Monster Hunters.
—> He may have been raised by werewolves, but he doesn’t exactly like them!
—> What wears a dark suit, is completely evil, and is about to eat your souls? It’s:
Agharna Phellan: Shadowy Elemental Man of Mystery*
*Disclaimer: Please be advised that SOS does not endorse or embrace or otherwise celebrate all or even many of the actions and certainly not the legal advice of this survivor. But he won. So without further disclaimers…
*Disclaimer: In fact, we did not count ANY of the posts in which AP directly or indirectly contributed to the non-survival of another. But despite this ample number of discarded posts, he did win. Luck’s like that some times. So without further disclaimer…
*Disclaimer: JOKE…no more disclaimers! Agharna Phellan is a valued contributer to survival, yours and mine. So without further disclaimer…
“JUST GET ME ANOTHER BLOODTINI.”
Agharna Phellan. His name means “moon” in Sanskrit but that’s not his werewolf name. His WW name is actually Cahin Loup.
So you might wonder, how does a soul-sucking, bass-playing draconian shadow elemental vampire end up with a werewolf name?
Good question. Because Agharna Phellan was raised by werewolves, that’s why.
In fact, he was trained to be a werewolf leader. We don’t know much about his family or why he was expected to lead the pack. He doesn’t talk about his WW family very much. Maybe because one day during a training exercise, 3 werelings under his care were killed during a giant demon wolf attack.
Did something happen to Agharna Phellan that day? We don’t know. Maybe AP himself doesn’t even remember. All we know is, following this incident, AP was being shunned by his village. Worse, they informed AP that he was no longer a werewolf.
As you might expect, being kicked out of your village, your family and even your species is very traumatic. I imagine it would feel like a human being demoted to a monkey. Something like that. Anyway, the point here is, if you wonder why AP has such a complicated relationship with werewolves, look no further than this incident.
Only one thing good came from the shunning. AP discovered his elemental powers. His burning shame. Well, it could really burn. In fact it burned his village to the ground. He couldn’t stop it until he broke a dam and stood under the water.
The water crashing down on him, put out the flames but the fire still smolders and flares up from time to time.
And in its absence he discovered darker elemental powers left by the demon wolf attack. That’s right. Dark lawyering powers. I won’t describe the rest, but you can read about them here. Just hang onto your soul.
Apart from the occasional soul-sucking episode, Agharna Phellan’s a great contributer to survival. A loyal defender and eloquent communicator who plays in a band called the Killosaurus Tonberries and riddles up the pages with advice, comments and poems.
So if you see Agharna Phellan don’t be afraid to say “HI!”*
*Unless you’re a werewolf. Or your soul isn’t properly secured. Or you’re highly flammable or…
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I dont know 😕
Oh god no. >.<
What is it ❓
No clue, I’m just doing this kind of thing to mess with people.
❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ 😕 😕 😕 😕 😕 😕 😕 😕 😕
Victim number one 😈 Hahaha!
😆 😆 😆
Stigma?
Got to go guy’s the little ones need me and I need sleep. Work and monday’s yuck. Good night Zyboragon, Alex
Good night Bebe, take care.
Perhaps… i think it was given away the second i read poetic.
Poetic gives it away?
Seth
2 New clues on the “Survivor Of The Month” here!
Ha now I’ve figured it out!!! Unpronounceble name gave it away Seth.
wut? how?
I agree with Mutt.
I like the legal warning.
Then he found a girl, who had a fire raging in her almost as hot. Though their flare-ups leave both individuals burned, they follow through and through. They know they’re the perfect two.
– I miss you, dearly… 😥
Much to learn.
Lol “Just get me another bloodtini.” lol
Congratulations AP.
Thanks Z. 🙂
Well young man congratulations you deserve it. 😎 😎 😎
V, you’re back, did you succeed?
No the war is getting worse I came back for fear of my life there murdering all royalty I’m on top of the list. How are the eggs, Crystal,Jessy Arc and Bebe ?
Well get over here and let us protect you!
The eggs hatched, and the other details are a little bit more complicated…
Well thats wonderful you have 3 eggs or 4 I can’t remember. Have you named them yet?
Four hatchlings, two boys and two girls. Zanthre, Hope and then the twins Omar and Jade.
Hey Z how are the hatchlings ?
The hatchlings are great, they miss their mother right now.
What happend to Bebe is she ok ?
Bebe is great, just bloodthirsty. I’ve had to limit the amount of time she can spend near them so she doesn’t…drink them.
It’s that time again wow Congrats AP .
Congratulations, AP!
Thanks everyone! It’s a great honor! Now does anyone have an extra soul? I’m hungry 😆
Arghana…! Please…! I miss you!!! The kids NEED you. I need you!!!! Please…
YOU TRIED TO EAT ME! That was traumatizing… I’m still recovering.
How can I make up for it? Please… I just want to be with you. What will it be, darl?
Arghana??? Where are you?
I put the idea into your mind LP, I must fix my mistake.
*Starts cutting theoat*
Sorry…
Dammit! En, NO!
…….. Fine…
Out by sixteen or dæd on the scene….
Together forever.
*starts cutting my throat*
NO!!! STOP!!! Both of you stop!
Lucky for you, Arghana. I have several weak spots to hit before I expire. *claws tear into my tail* starting with my tail.
*tears it off and it wriggles in my hand*
Please read below. Agharna l0ves you.
En and An, people make mistakes. En, you don’t need to cut anything over a mistake.
Yes, people do make mistakes, that is why people díe!!
Stop kiIIing yourselves! It’s pointless! Now if you let ARC kiII you, ARC can use the power of science!! Much more noble.
No.
*pulls right wing forward and bites the top part off, pulling out the spike*
Now there’s one in my abdomen… *sticks the sharp end into the part of my stomach closer to my pelvis*
Do what you want, watching you squirm is more than enough for ARC.
Do what you want, watching you squirm is more than enough for ARC.
Go ahead and enjoy…
*in my labored breaths come puffs of shadow energy*
The only one who can push me around is my sister. We’re connected. I just never thought the voice in the ground was her, though. It told me to lick. I didn’t listen, though it was hard… Because It sounded like her. And we were close.
*puts clawed hand to lips* shhhh! There’s also a weak spot in my mouth. *sticks hand in mouth and strikes my lower left cheek*
*spit* three more… I think…
You do know that you two are dumbàss’ right? In an insômniac with dèpression and I don’t try to kîll myself nearly as much as every one on this site. If this site is about survival why not try, oh I don’t know, Surviving!
You can’t sway me… *spits blood* only Enerion can… *holds up left arm and pulls out spike* GR!
*quickly stabs it into a part of my arm near the elbow*
Out by sixteen or dæd on the scene…
Together forever…
*points to En* you and me…
Who’s to say he’s not interfering with their minds? Who’s to say they aren’t being controlled?
He is returning and there must be blood.
Who’s interfering with my mind?! *impales the spike into a spot under my right thigh* I have one more…. I’ll be with you soon, Enerion…
Hail AP,
The last time I checked the consumption of souls was not exactly approved in the 4th edition of the Supernatural Surviviologists Manual. Just saying.
Seth
Stop, both of you! LP, I l0ve you! I will never stop! Enerion, just stop. It’s not your fault. It’s not either of your faults.
You sure as hell wasn’t saying that yesterday!!!
Look, I’m an insomniac and a goth. I try to be positive. Why are you being so negative? The reason I was upset yesterday was because I was a bit traumatized. And, I’m sorry.
Have you heard the new Vampires Everywhere “H#llhound & heartless” so sweet I’ve pre ordered mine.
Congrats AP 😎 so cool.
Thank you. Also, thank you for being positive.
Father?
ANN?! Is it really you?
Yes it is, I promise!!! But…
I feel weird…
*eyes flash red*
What happened to me?
(hugs Annette)
You came back! I always knew you would! 🙂 😥 🙂
Come back from where?
Where did I go?
(hugs tighter)
Never mind.
Annette…!
I thought you…! Sweetie listen to me… What happened?
*looks at Arghana and snarls* YOU SAID SHE DĮĖD!
YET HERE SHE IS! Why’d you lie to me?! Why…
Annette, sweetie…
MOTHER?! I thought you turned into…
Never mind… *holds out hand*
I haven’t been able to touch…
Ugh, my head…
Touch you since your transformation…
Please…
Of course! *holds Annette’s hand* I missed you as well…
What are we doing just holding hands? *hugs Annette and Arghana together* I’m sorry Arghana…
I’m sorry…
Oh, good for you!
Mom? Why are you missing your tail? And… You’re bleeding! Your stomach!
And did something bite off your wing?
Blood’s coming out of your mouth…
And your throat…
Your thigh and your forearm…
Mom? Those are all your weak spots! They only haven’t hit your chest weak spot…
Whätëvër… I’m outta here…
(turns and starts walking away)
Where are you going da—-…
………………
Arghana?! This is your daughter! *looks to Annette* what’s wrong, darl?
The Execution Day
Around, all around, the storm clouds gather.
My dread grows as the headsman’s axe falls against my neck.
It severs me, and darkly my
blood drips
to the dead grass.
In a haze of shock I fall limply
while my doom takes me.
Now alone, my blood falls upon cold eyes.
Around, all around, the storm clouds gather.
My dread grows as the headsman’s axe falls against my neck.
It severs me, and darkly my
blood drips
to the dëäd grass.
In a haze of shock I fall limply
while my doom takes me.
Now alone, my blood falls upon cold eyes.
This is my doom
This is my doom
(one eye glows red then returns to normal color)
😈
(begins walking away again)
It should be Mom singing that, father. Not you.
*stabs a clawed hand into Anerian’s left-side chest*
*giggle* you were singing about mom’s dæth… *starts giggling*
(kisses Annette’s forehead; holds hands and begins walking away once more)
You are the best daughter that anyone could wish for. 🙂
……..
………..
……………
… Why…?
*giggle* I know.
*starts following you*
Bye Anerian.
Goodnight, honey.
(kisses Anerian passionately)
When you wake up, meet us at home. 🙂
Ann, you’ve been so awesome that I’m gonba get you anything you want. 🙂
ANYTHING I want?
Hmmm….
I want forty-seven siblings.
Lol sorry I just heard something funny.
ORLY?
Oh AAAAPPPPP
Wha-? Huh?
It… It can’t be…
It can be… That’s why I’m here…
*eyes flash red again*
Ah, Annette, you took your sweet time getting here.
What’s that supposed to mean?! 😡
It’s better if I don’t explain. You’ll find out eventually.
This is what you meant? *giggle* yet you did nothing. I thank you for that.
No. You will not know what I did, not until I suffer for it.
Aunt Enerion, are you still among the living?
Deäth… Fate that I wish I had.
Why is it that all of this has to go on our pages? Shouldn’t the survivors of the month not have to have drama that they don’t want on their page?
miss me agharna Phellan? If you don’t remember I am the great electricity demon Lordeth that revived you from… the incident..
Lordeth! Hey buddy! Welcome back to SOS.
Fools. You all curse each other with emotion and caring. Personally, losing interest is my new interest persay. The fact of the matter is, I feed on souls. The more of you that dïe, the stronger I become. I could care less, do don’t begin fooling yourselves before you run down the curtain and join the choir invisible persay.
*so
You suck souls to live I thought I had problems.
Hmm… It seems no one ever visits the best page on the site anymore. Pity.
We haven’t very many draconians on the site as is. sorry
Actually, it’s AP. I just don’t feel like logging in.
You seem fairly calm for the AP I remember. Are you really the great Prince that everyone in the 24th century talks about?
I’m not going to live to the 24th century. Two words: Terminal Illness.
No every one talks about you. What did you do? Why are you the hero of the 24th century? Terminal Illness or not you do something that gets you hugely recognized.
Nothing special comes to mind. I’m just an average monster.
Ah but in the 24th century no one recognizes any of us except you. The rest of us are completely missing from any records except you.
Cool. Good for me. Now, if you don’t mind, I have dyíng to be doing.
Okay. night.
Guys sorry I haven’t been on In a while ive been busy with the new album and buying tickets to see bon jovi but can someone explain to me what’s happend while I’ve been gone?
There’s a long time survivor who deserves an award, but she doesn’t have one yet, Seth…
Hail A.P.!
Welcome back. Glad to see that you are still keeping on keeping on.
There is more than one long time survivor who deserves an award. Which one are you talking about?
Seth
P.S. How have you been? What’s new? Any exciting tales of survival to relate?
I’m not. Living for thousands of years is such a bore. It would be nice to just not exist anymore. Anyways, I don’t want it to seem as if I’m persuading the choice of survivor of the month and it was only for my survival. I kílled more werewolves, impaled their heads on sticks outside my door as a message to their little cult.
Who are you and where are you?!? ILL RIP YOUR VAMP TEETH OUT AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT!!! MUR-ARGGGH WEREWOLF RAGE…NEED…..MUFFINS
How primitive. But, I expect nothing less from an animal.
If you had even minuscule intelligence, you’d realize that you’re threatening me on MY page.
Both of you, be quiet. Rainstorm, pity, you can’t control your werewolf rages like me. AP, Killing a werewolf is forbidden in my eyes, but all you do is suck blood and hide from the sun, you’re much more brave than rainstorm, haha, rainstorm, you couldn’t kill a fly! And how original Rainstorm, AP, I understand you, I may be a werewolf myself, but I’m not a freak, cough cough rainstorm cough cough.
I know that, “I killed more werewolves” JUST that fragment kills ME, I hate vampires, they are immortal and bloo- nevermind that, none else is needed to say. Try being in my fur, you’d realize that uncontrollable rages aren’t my fault, but despising vamps is a necessity, they hate us, we hate them.
Don’t mess with A.P.
However… People…
It’s getting unoriginal.
Sorry, but…
The same werewolf rage and muffin story…
Umm, can’t chat now ALEX, In a bloody battle, and I understand the muffin stuff muffin cravings, but us wolves can’t control our anger. Ok gotta go fight for my survival.
*facepalm*
It’s so much easier then you think.
Cant* not can
Snowfall?!?! Why are you here? Guardian is looking for you, he loves you, and you want to kill him? Shame on you! You have a young pup, and she wants her mother back and loves her dad too! And since when did you start understanding and agreeing with vampires?!? Traitor, I say!! Would you like YOUR little wolf head on her wall?
Seth….
Currently if there’s one person who I wouldn’t talk about it’s A.P.
Wanna stay alive? Some advice.
Seth, I ask that this page be taken down.
Wonderful… I’ve been forced to return to this place… It’s nice to know that I’m the most famous person to continue to visit these pages… At least my English is better now… No more Google Translate…
All who support my revolution to become king, pledge your allegiance to me and my cause on this page of mine. Prepare yourself for the greatest overthrow of all time so that the wonder that is me may rule over all of you.
Oh, I will be using techno music to achieve this by the way. My revolution will pave the way to rave.
I’ll bring glow sticks then.
The one place I can call my sanctuary…
And I return to my own domain at last.
At least I am the top commenter on this page. 😆
hi im wwg and im a werewolf and i never seen you before or even heard of you
Ouch. My ego. Clearly the reason you’ve never heard of me is because you don’t read.
Oh gods. The ego.
God. There’s only one. And what brings you to my glorious page? Other than to make snide comments, that is.
I need more reason than snide comments?
You do if you intend to mock someone more accomplished than yourself. 😎
well, I have dug my hole, and stubbornness will not get me out. I did have a reason for coming to your page, yes. It was to extend the metaphorical olive branch of friendship.
*squints at Kole* I can’t tell if she’s being sarcastic or sincere. Which is odd, she normally makes it pretty obvious. You’re on your own AP.
-he stayed quiet for an extended moment-
I accept.
*I look at AP then Akantha, both of whom are smiling and then turn back to AP* You do realize that this truce does little more than mean she will not outright attack you for no reason, right? She is Akantha, after all. She will always be snarky.
Hail Akantha,
Thanks for keeping on out there. Metaphorical olive branches of friendship are always appreciated here at SOS.
That said we bear no responsibility or legal liability for the result when somebody takes the other metaphorical end!!
Seth
Please don’t place my comments under moderation.
Hail AP,
Thanks for your patience and for keeping on. Many comments enter moderation for reasons which are sometimes clear but often just a glitch of the filter Graham programs. That’s why I try to stay on top of it as best I can. Usually I turn them around pretty fast.
Seth
I agree to the truce.
Oh and Akantha if we’re friends, feel free to be snarky. 🙂
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Hey hey hey hey its me WWG and I am back yaaa it’s been awhile that I been here sorry I made a mistake