Thanks to everyone who has managed to enter the 4 Million Moon Contest despite the leprechauns on the loose today. To The Reaper and Agent RB and others for the reviews, to Velanko for introducing a new Survivor, and to everyone who made a comment or reply to anyone else. It all goes into the Saturday draw as well as the grand prize draw and above all, everything you do no matter how small will help SOS to keep on keeping on.
(Incidentally the reviews don’t have to be positive. For instance I wouldn’t exactly expect a great one from SAMANTHA who has likely burst into flames waiting for Daywalker ring info. Although I remain hopeful one can be located. With Survival there’s always hope.)
And now the curse must be passed. LILITH has carried it admirably long enough during a difficult month. While Graham and I comb back through the month that was to determine a survivor strong enough to carry it through another month, stop a minute to recall some basic leprechaun survival facts:
Fast Facts For Full Moon Leprechaun Survival
1. Wear green
You probably thought it was a joke, the wearing of green clothing but this photo is proof that when big city leprechauns do a subway shakedown, green clothing is your only protection. Why? Historically some green dyes were made from shamrocks which as you know, leprechauns both revere and fear.
2. Avoid those super comfy couches and chairs in public places
This goes double for those massage chairs. Modern leprechauns have devised this technology as one of the best way to suck the coins right out of your pocket. So don’t let one of them catch you digging around in the cushions either, unless you know you can outrun them.
3. Keep a 4 leaf clover in your pocket at all times for at least the next 72 hours
Unfortunately due to a devastating four leaf clover crop failure this year, this could be a challenge. Unless you grew your own or you’re a gifted plant grafter, you need a reliable four leaf clover finder. There are several of them on the market, some of them more reliable than others, but there’s also a helpy irl tradition of survivors marking the spot with yellow flags so keep your eyes open for that.
And if you find a good patch today be sure to alert others.
4. Avoid numismatists, locksmiths & cobblers
As previously noted on the site, these are common cover careers for leprechauns who will be on the loose for the next 72 hours. Keep your keys with you at all times and if you find yourself locked out of your crib, home or vehicle above all do NOT call a locksmith.
And if you think it’s safe to buy new shoes because hey who’s a cobbler anymore? Think again. Leprechauns are more than ever, the masters of modern shoemaking. Any shoes you buy on a leprechaun moon are bound to have a fairy spell on them. So unless you want to dance yourself to death or travel uncontrollably in time, wait at least 72 hours, at least long enough to research your purchase to be sure it won’t have any unintended consequences.
5. Beware the moon bows
Yes it’s true the end of a rainbow often marks a treasure site. But moon bows occur only on a full moon near a running water source. A moon bow marks the transit of a so-called Dark Leprechaun from the land faery realm to ours and when the St. Patrick coincides with a full moon, the dark leprechauns are sure to be out in full force.
6. Review past St. Patrick’s Day survival tips here on the site and add your own.
It’s the surest way to keep on keeping on!
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Hmm… I guess grim reapers are good at give ing reviews of things?
Well whatever, anyway, I managed to find a way to close the crossroads again, sadly, I had to sacrifice my own Ba to do it, funny thing, I had to remove reapers Ba not that long ago, hmm, I guess I won’t be haveing sweet, or otherwise dreams from now on. If I only had more time I could have… Well no time to regret my decision, I’ll be takeing the survivors we smuggled back now, and cudos to anyone who didn’t seek shelter behind the veil and still survived, I’ll be takeing those rings back, you can just send them to 667 reaper st.
Though I still can’t shake this feeling that the world government is still on our backs, best to take a little bit more caution than usual for a while.
That said, happy saint pats. Everyone 🙂
RB
What I do for leprechauns?
Well that’s simple seth, I just set out a pot of gold on my door step and put up a sign that says take one…
It’s like Halloween 🙂
RB
Thanks seth, the site looks like it’s up and running again 🙂
RB
Where is the latest survivor news thing I can’t find it on any of the pages?
I just emailed seth about it…
RB
Well he and graham need to fix it the whole site is devised now
I got a reply and seth sai that that is why the site wouldn’t work in the first place, an that he can’t turn it back on without the site crashing again, he said this will be fixed in like a month or so
RB
Hail Agent RB,
I was hoping that all that needed to be done was to disable the recent comments in the sidebar but it seems that was not enough and the whole look of the site has to be rebuilt as well. Since this is obviously terrible I am not going to wait for a month until I have time to fix the recent comments plugin and I am just going to have to fix the whole site right now even though I don’t have time to do it.
Thanks for your help and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Ok what is this and where is the Seth on survival website?
Hail Hatter and other Survivors,
The site experience some relatively catastrophic damage today and in order to get it to function again it was necessary to give it a bit of a lobotomy. Graham and I have been working hard on fixing this for many hours now and we have many more to go. You may see some weird looking things on the site for the next couple of hours or days as we try to rebuild it without crashing the server again.
In the meantime even though the site is kind of ugly right now you can still access all the information and communicate with each other as usual but there may be some times where things are not working right too so please be patient.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Change it back!! Whatever you’ve done to make the site like this, change it back!!!
Hail Mr. Mutt and other Survivors,
The site experience some relatively catastrophic damage today and in order to get it to function again it was necessary to give it a bit of a lobotomy. Graham and I have been working hard on fixing this for many hours now and we have many more to go. You may see some weird looking things on the site for the next couple of hours or days as we try to rebuild it without crashing the server again.
In the meantime even though the site is kind of ugly right now you can still access all the information and communicate with each other as usual but there may be some times where things are not working right too so please be patient.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Well everyone, at least we can still chat here and on the SoTM page, (Mine is the easiest way to get a hold of me unless you ask the Hatter to email me.) Now, I will answer any and all questions about why A51 keeps attacking my SoTM page. Yes.
The Reaper
MY LAPTOP TURNED INTO A CAT!!!
RB
Even though you didn’t phrase it as a question, I will answer it as “WHY DID MY COMPUTER TURN INTO A CAT?!?!” Well, clearly your computer was always a cat. And therefore you have been tapping your cats underbelly for years. Prepare for the worst scratching of your entire life. Yes.
Hey look it’s the reaper the one guy who can pull off sarcasm, oh and reaper what news is there from the other pages of the site?
As far as I can tell… *Puts on bank tellers goggles* Lord Zobek is being Lord Zobek. Area 51: Procject 64 stated that they are looking for high profile targets on my SoTM page. I haven’t checked werewolves, but will do so. A.P. and Akantha have stopped making out long enough to change to human forms. Chupacabra blew Project 64, stopping him from high profile suspects. He did however manage to insult Squatch by saying he wasn’t worth the effort
Lord Zobek is AP, why doesn’t anyone understand that!!!
RB
I know that, doesn’t mean he didn’t post as Zobek on one, and A.P. on another. By the way, your cat just downloaded a virus. Take it to a vet. Or a computer technician. Maybe just put it out of it’s misery. With a club and a bottle of rat poison. Yes.
No. That cat. Is also. My. Sickle.
RB
The reason that it’s a cat, is that, I eft seth on survival u on my screen when the site shut down, causeing my laptop to become a cat.
RB
Hail Agent R.B.
Sorry to hear about your laptop CATaclysm. Have you considered witches? They’re quite known for their ability to turn things into cats and it is after all the equinox. Maybe there’s a witch in your life trying to get your attention?
Seth
Hail Agent RB,
Have you considered it might have been your catastrophe that left SOS catatonic?
Just saying. You need to talk to the catty witch whose after you.
Unless you’re secretly working with one….!
Seth
Hmmm, it could have been, but I’m sure my cat-top is somehow linked to the site crashing, mabey my cat-top was the one who broke it, who knows…
But we’ve got a lot of witches down here is custody it’s probably some witch who’s mad at Rcorps for aressting her…
RB
http://imgur.com/kHH3ZpH
This is what I came home to…
My laptop, as a cat
RB
As I already stated, your cat was always a laptop. Or perhaps your laptop was always a cat. Hm, it’s also possible that you Vacuum was disguised as your laptop, but then what happened to your vacuum? Oh, I bet it was taken over by the dog. Also, why did you turn your cat into a laptop? Bonus question, why did you turn your cat into a laptop, that was a vacuum you changed into a laptop? For that matter, why did you turn your dog into a vacuum that you turned into a laptop that you turned into a cat? Another bonus question. WHERE IS YOUR TOASTER?!
Before
Laptop=laptop
After
Laptop=cat
My dog is still here with me
Why would I own a vacuum, won’t do much good in a land of ash
I don’t eat toast, I don’t really eat at all
RB
Oh, so your one of those stuck up reapers?! Gosh, I oughta eat a hot pocket right in front of your soggy face. 👿
I didn’t turn my laptop into a cat!!!
The website broke down and altered it or something..,
RB
*Eats a hotpocket in front of Noah and vacuums with his toaster/dog/laptop/cat* 👿
Reaper,
It’s not that I can’t eat,
It’s just
What’s the point?
Plus if you don’t eat you don’t get the end product, wich is pretty disgusting, I’ve seen enough on my ark to know…
RB
Please thank chupacabra for me and tell him “3 times oh and can you have hatter listed under guardian in A51 files hatter feels insulted they don’t recognize him”
Werewolf update: New Bloud returned, Malachi4577, Kurogane, Fenrir, and Chaos Alpha were a bit upset about the site, but they have since disappeared. Scarlett Lupa returned, and of course Seth gave them the update.
No one updates on me!!!! Wait that’s because I haven’t done anything recently… This won’t do! To the nearest den of dëmóníc vise!! I seek scandal and epic fights!!!
No no no, you clearly don’t understand, unlike you, I’ve upgraded from
Pointless pointy sickles to a laptop, anyway, I left it on to charge on the wall, with seth on survival open, while I was gone the site experienced bugs as you know, and my laptop was transformed into a cat, along with my only means of spirit collection and countless archives. Anyway I was going to say that, I can help with whatever you need via my l phone for the time being.
Although I don’t understand why Area 51 is a problem, reaper corps works Closely with them, we, trade information…
RB
Land of ash, sounds like you need a big vacuum.
So your computer is now a cat hmmm sounds like you need someone capable of changing it back. Have you considered the possibility that it’s still your computer and they simply made a convincing Glamour?
And that’s why A51 is such a big problem for the rest of them, it’s actually funny that you say A51, since the moved their base of operations twenty years ago.
No matter I’ve given some small tech to various peoples.
No, everything is made of ash and bone, it would be pointless to try to vacuum it all up because more comes back in.
Any way, I don’t think it’s an allusion, because it’s starting to post as me
RB
Illusion*
RB
I know why it turned into a cat *facepalm*
But that’s besides the point
Long story short
It’s now a cat
I’m on my phone
My laptop is also my sickle
My sickle is a cat
I’m going to try to help in anyway I can via my I phone
Why is Area 51 a problem?
What is their problem with you?
When did Area 51 start being a problem?
Where are they headed next?
Who are they after?
How are they doing whatever they are doing?
Honestly, Area 51 works closely with the Rcorps
We trade information…
RB
Errg in M0d
RB