In keeping with my pledge to catch up on the Hall of Fame inductions around here, I invite you to take a minute to read about the next SOS Hall of Famer to be inducted on Sunday, June 02. You may be surprised! I know I was.
Fast Fact About Zyboragon:
1. Zyboragon is a green water dragon whose scales are very valuable and change color with the seasons. He has a prosthetic metal arm, if I’m not mistaken, the result of a long ago battle gone wrong.
2. He fought in and survived the dread Void Wars with minimal casualties. Unless you count aging an extra few hundred years and getting hit by a comet.
3. In fact, personally I think the Void Wars made Zyboragon stronger or at least wiser because he has kind of become famous around here for pithy, paradoxical and inspiring statements including:
It’s not what you are that determines what you can do.
It’s always a good time to learn.
A different approach, interesting but boring!
Making a difference is a simple as taking five minutes from your day to help someone else.
4. Zyboragon is uniquely capable of surveiling the supernatural weather and has saved many lives with his timely alerts.
5. Like any older dragon who is excellent at meditation, he is prone to loooooooooooooog, very long, many-O naps upon his treasure, which he keeps in a secret location. Which as of today, there is a standing bounty for anyone who can correctly pinpoint Zyboragon’s dragon lair full of treasure. (Or narrow it down, at least.)
*Note, results obtained by torture will not be accepted. Reasonably polite taunting however, is permissible.
6. Because in Zyboragon’s secret lair he may or may not have stashed Forresst Fenn’s treasure – along with whatever other treasure he has dragon-ed away.
(You may recall how Zyboragon taunted my St. Patrick’s Day efforts to obtain this treasure for myself. I know I certainly do!)
7. Used to possess a coveted wormhole key that enabled him to teleport people. Does he still? Only one way to know for sure.
8. For more info about Zyboragon, please see his Survivor of the Month profile here.
9. Or you can just say hi to Zyboragon by posting a reply to any one of his comments below. If he’s not asleep or on a personal mission, he might just answer you back!
10. Leaving this one open for something good because you can’t leave a list at 9 but I want to save this for something good.
Seth is it zyborogon its kind of obvious he always talks about void chipmunks. Also thought you would need one guess at least
Hail Devorah,
Right you are on all counts! Thanks for the guess. It is in fact Zyboragon. I’m going to attempt to induct him this weekend. Let’s see how that goes….
Hope the tryouts went supernaturally.
Seth
They are tomorrow and Sunday actually but thanks
Ah. Interesting.
Hey seth I found something out last night when I was in the car with my dad he decided to howl so this makes me suspicious or he may have just been messing with me
Hail Devorah,
Hmmmm that certainly sounds suspicious. What happened when he howled? Did anyone howl back? Was it a happy howl or an angry howl?
And correction: good luck on the tryouts today and tomorrow. It looks like you will have Zyboragon on your side so that’s a good omen.
Seth
Yeah it went okay they were shocked when I blocked a shot with my leg and shoulder and hand and no bruises it felt like I did good and know one howled back I could not tell it sounded like a coyote howl do I guess it was happy
No matter they cut me and my friend we are not on the team but we are just there practice players I got so mad.
Figured I should say this, that first batch of bounty hunters have been taken care of.
One of them even told me who hired them. Now Seth, isn’t it bad for the site when you’re paying people to hunt down a survivors lair?
It may be possible that someone framed him and please dont yell at me I have enough problems as it is
that can be true but you never know 😕
It was Seth, look at the above information, he has been after my treasure for a while, I also have linked evidence that leads directly to Seth himself. It’s fine, but all his efforts will be in vain.
Does Seth know the risks associated with stealing from a dragon, or the penalties that occur if one succeeds in doing so?
I’d assume he would, having a site based on survival and all, but you know how humans can are.
Seth, please take out that part about the dragon eggs.
There’s several things I intend to be forgetting and would rather not have mentioned.
Hail Zyboragon,
Done Sir. Thanks for keeping on.
Now about the alleged bounty hunters, tell us, how close did they make it to your lair again?
Not that I’m claiming ANY responsibility for them, you understand. Just trying to get a clear picture of the events in question!
Seth
Well, they didn’t exactly make it to my lair, in fact, they weren’t even close.
I have finally returned!
I have found my home, my comrades, and my friends at last.
I…am relieved.
Hail Eron (oscurii)
CONGRADULATIONS!!! I know how important family is, and being with them is almost the MOST PRICELESS thing ever! So happy for you that you found them!
Vianna (Vritra)
I was referring to Seth and the other monsters/cryptids.
Many months later and the tenth fact is still open? Odd, have I been forgotten so easily??
Well, I have news for the world, ZYBORAGON IS BACK!!
Hello there, Zyboragon I’m Hatter, and although you are a legend among the older members of the site I am sad to say you were away too long and the site has changed 🙁
Change is an unfortunate phase of life, but it’s also what makes life exciting.
Hail Zyboragon!
Welcome back! Very pleased to see that you are still keeping on keeping on.
You certainly have not been forgotten! I just have been very busy making some new videos and updating the Monstrometer and trying to keep the site surviving and like you say sometimes “Are not the most interesting mysteries the ones that are left unsolved?”
Seth
To help get you caught up check out the new videos. The Monstrometer Reports!
Do You Live In An Alien Zoo?
Kaiju And You
Blob Monsters
And there are more new videos coming soon!
I’ll certainly have to take a look, thanks Seth.
Also, are there any other important updates/happenings I may have missed?
Thanks again in advance.
Figured I should update on my absence, I apologize, I’m been very busy dealing with a rather curious void being, one that even I have not encountered before.
Also, stay away from orange plums.
That being said, survive and prosper.
-Z-
Wat
It’s already almost been a year??? Freakin naps… >.>
It seems as though I cannot give a proper reply to the message you sent Seth.
Pathetic.
Um actually I was born human and I just recently started turning into a dragon and I can already change at will I age at the normal human rate and I have imprinted like a werewolf on another draconian like me AND on a human so Seth pls help
SOS I’m a darkfire dragon and I’m trapped in the woods by hunters and I’m in my human form HELP ME PLS SETH OR ANYONE ELSE ZYBAGORON HELP PLEASE IM FRIGHTENED I’m lost oh god I think they know I’m here they’re after my powers / the artifacts and weapons and magical items that I protect they know I’m extremely powerful someone please come find me and help me ASAP
Oh god they found my hiding place pls help HURRY PLEASE IM FIGHTING WITH MY POWERS BUT THERES TOO MANY OF THEM help me…
try to do something that interrupts their equipment, i do this by way of hat but you can do it by trying to never be if one specific form at any time that is all i can say
-hatter
Gah? What year is this?
Did I go through the right portal???
Why do the tomatoes have nostrils here?
Please reply I have problem with Demons please other person see the demon and I really need help