Ah Halloween! With supernatural forces already marshalling their troops for the big night, everybody is planning their disguise. If you haven’t planned yours yet, remember my number one rule for effective Halloween costume construction – try not to look so much like you. Sure you might think it’s fun to let loose your lycanthropy on Halloween but there are two reasons that you shouldn’t:
1. Candy Collection – Study after study has shown an inverse relationship between the similarity of your costume to you and the amount of candy you can cop from any individual donor. Capisce? (<—LESS CANDY.) Do I even need to remind you of the well-documented survival benefits of candy? If so, just recall the lady who lived for 7 weeks on just one bag of candy in the middle of the Nevada desert. Think about that as you make your rounds. That pillow case or plastic pumpkin could feed your entire family for the duration of the apocalypse.
2. Supernatural Surveillance – With the veil between worlds at its thinnest, supernatural forces – and the forces who oppose them – are out in full. Those who aren’t spoiling for a fight, are taking notes for later. And even if you personally are up for wrestling with a leprechaun, do you really want to give reliable intel to a possible enforcement agent? If the answer is no, then remember how our ancestors did it. Make sure that your costume is:
- Very not like you
- Smelly. Yes, I mean that. Our ancestors favoured rotting cabbage leaves. On the heads of their babies. I urge you follow suit.
Keep that in mind Survivors. Now it’s time to document who survived this week and how, before Halloween takes its toll.
Survival Ration Redistribution or No Survival Ration Redistribution? Do you collect the candy or not?
–>> CHAOS claims he has no idea what I’m talking about… should I explain it to him? Or is this a species thing?
Chuffed up Chupacabra?
Dream Amulets from the Druid
–>> A royal visit from BELLADONNA… this is no dreamcation. When will I receive her royal journal? Find out if you want your dream amulet, and trust me you do. You mark the spot on your body that you want it just before going to bed and when you wake up? It’s there. How long do they work anyway? You want to check this out!
Area 51 Alert & Imposter Seth:
Troll Soup Cure
–>> Ever use it? FENRIR has an interesting use for it here but what is it anyway?
Hades Not So Hot?
–>> A startling claim by SCARLETT. Let’s get to the bottom of this…
–> How did the HATTER escape it anyway? Will he explain?
How Do You Eat Your Candy?
–>> With the wrapper ON like TOOTHLESS? That’s gonna make for a messy Halloween. Are you prone to this? Be prepared before you end up plastinated…
–>> Is seeing ghosts. Anyone want to say hi and help solve a MYSTERY?by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com