We’re groundog deep in demons here at SOS This Week In Survival on a great Groundhog game Day.
If I don’t see a gargoyle or an angel on the building today, I don’t go inside. I can’t take the risk. Sure, there are some days I wouldn’t mind living over and over and over again forever – but this isn’t shaping up to be one of them. I can’t chance a demonic Groundhog Day curse. Are there any benevolent Groundhog Day demons out there who let you live your best day over and over? (BTW: did anyone order a Baconator and pomegranate pizza?)
I know what some of you are saying. You’re saying Seth, the demon-fighting effectiveness of gargoyles is a masonic myth. But you know what I always say wherever there’s a myth there’s good myth-information, steeped in experience and vital to our survival. On Groundhog Day you can never be too careful.
Weird thing is where ever I go, I see this guy—>>
So far so good. My soul and my vehicle remain demon free. I think. Unless this gargoyle is actually a gargoyle groundhog stalking me and not a demon-fighter at all.
Guess I won’t know for sure ’til I wake up tomorrow morning with nacho cheese in my hair. Until then, time for This Week In Survival. Please stand by while I scroll back through the week that was to cull the lessons, questions and other important news and views there.
Insert pleasing hold muzak here….
Demonic Groundhog For a Pet?
–>> Does KUROGANE have them? He hasn’t admitted it but I suspect him of becoming a demonic pet dealer after failing his spell-casting exams back in 2013. Does this explain the demon trucks on the road this week and his problem with them? What else would he be doing in Delhi or Vegas?*
*In the absence of further info SOS and subsidiaries reserves the right to imply, infer, extrapolate or otherwise invent the details of your survival. Like this…
Carrot Stabbing 9-9-9
–>> Who uses a carrot as a lethal weapon? Sure hope he missed the CARROTid artery. Anyone with intel on the situation is asked to please contact JANUS. There may be a reward for info leading to an ultimate destruction, arrest….
Plotting Destruction Now…
–>> A.P. and well… everyone. Hey it’s nothing personal. Much. He’s kind of like LILITH that way. (But what’s with the four red eyes? Anyone explain me that?) For those who witnessed A.P. and the MUTT were at it again. I won’t summarize except to explain this much for those who witnessed it… A.P. and Mr. Mutt are world-weary survivors of many campaigns and the only reason their vaguely anti-survivally rhetoric is tolerated is because I have learned to trust them to not destroy each other or anyone else on the site – at least not permanently.
–>> CHAOS ALPHA summarizes it all up very nicely here. Nice….
Did Anyone Bury A Sprite and A Baconator?
–>> This from THE REAPER but DOES it explain how LILITH transported to a dimension made of cheese with no chips? And why does Hatter insist it wasn’t all made of cheese? Was he involved? And how awesome is that? Well except the no chips part. How can you or I go there?
–>> And why was FENRIR attacked by an angry Russian king in his undies…? Should I ask?
What does Reaper do with those pomegranates anyway? Any theories? Not sure he would tell us the truth…
Random Good Question(s) of the Week:
1. From YOUNG WOLF –>> What happens if you get your appendix removed in human form? Do your wolf form lose its tail?* What do you think?
*TY to AP & Chaos Alpha for your responses to this one. Very survivial of you both and most appreciated.
2. From CHAOS –>> How many WWs will be competing at the Olympics? And why does THE REAPER think there are two? That’s pretty specific. Also pretty ominous for them.
(And will the aliens show up to watch them again this year?)
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Reaper tip of the week: Watch out for Haunted Nachos. While tasty, they are very dangerous.
Reaper want ad of the week: Diet Pepsi and a Broncos robe.
Reaper quote of the week: GO BRONCOS! GO OR I’LL FIND YOU PEYTON MANNING! – Urban Squatch
Reaper deal of the week: Two dried out roses for the low low price of a new robe.
Seth, just found a petition to legalize cannibalism in the US. I’ll send you a link for the site to see.
So what I saw a brain ripped out of someone by a zombie spine and all and sent it to Seth
It’s not a competition hatter, but if it was you’d be the Seahawks and the rest of us would all be the Broncos. Urban Squatch showed up to watch the game with me, and then when they won he said he “Had to go find Peyton Manning” and then ripped my door of it’s hinges… Seth, any chance I can get a Squatch proof door? And if that doesn’t work a tranq gun?
RAHHHHHH! FREAKING BRONCO’S I HAD MONEY ON THAT! NOW I HAVE TO SEND 50 DOLLARS TO BILLY! Peyton Manning is going to pay! PAY I TELL YOU! PAY!
Calm down Squatch, it’s just a game… Besides, you already threw my couch out the window. o.0
I SAID I WAS SORRY REAPER GOD! Great, now I have to pay fifty bucks and buy a new really creepy and uncomfortable bone couch for The Reaper… Can this day get any worse?
My couch isn’t that uncomfortable! Of course, I am more skeleton then man… But it’s still not that uncomfortable! Oh, P.S your wife called. Said your car got towed or something?
That’s it, I’m so done with football…
In the Olympics this year, hmmm let’s see 12 werewolves, 3 vampires, 1 naiad, and 6 jotun-blooded.
Yes, Seth. Frost giants.
The eyes? I’ll never tell… Vows of inter-dimensional secrecy, you know…?
Pretty please? 😮
No.
So… How is everyone?
A seth greening, you have been hereby charged with treason against the supernatural community and herby shall be imprisoned for the rest of your mortal life. You have been seen hosting numerous ex reapers on this site, those of witch have not had memory wipes. As I understand seth, you are hosting a famous grim reaper on this site, and you never thought of informing him of these happenings, you have one week to prove your innocence or the reaper society will be forced to take action,
RB
Also, if I may vouch on Seth’s behalf, he has been nothing but a good friend to me. And honestly, I think you may want to reevaluate the situation. Seth is not only very welcoming of our kind, but of all types of supernatural creatures. If anything, he’s the one mortal who can actually understand how hard it is to be one of us, now I’m not saying that the whole ‘Ex-Reaper with full memory of what happened’ doesn’t make me angry (Actually, that’s mostly just because of the two ex-reapers here.) But, Seth is a good man. He doesn’t deserve to be locked away.
We may consider your vouch in court if you would fill out the paper work for once. Also as it seems we are talking about paper work, your soul ledgers are severely over due, we have begun to take notice of your arrogance, and we are not pleased.
P.S. Even if Seth’s Crimes are waived, the ex reaper issue must be dealt with acordingly, must I remind you about the last time a reaper shared our secrets with the world, does the Black Death ring any bells?
RB
The Black Death won’t be something I want to repeat… God, the paperwork last time… I’ll come in later today, I filled out the paperwork but I guess I forgot to file it. Whoops… As for the ex reapers… Velanko and The Hatter distrust me immensely,I’d send someone else to wi[e their memories. Just remember, Seth does not do much harm. If anything, he does much more good than he does harm. The two ex reapers should be on trial as you know.
As seth is, however registered as an over world dweller as well as an underworld dweller he shall be pressed with the same charges as the ex reapers for being in league with them, however, if you offer to be his lawyer, they may just take you seriously, however as you know the final decision is not up to me, it will be the will of the shimigami as you are well aware. As for the ex reapers there fate is almost certain…
RB
Aye sir, I understand… I will speak for Seth, the Shinigami should be fine with me. They be more war like then us Grims, but I think they will understand. RB, do you mind if we have some of the site members speak on his behalf as well? I believe they will feel the same as I. And if the High Council sees just how good Seth is, perhaps they will pardon him for the Ex-Reapers.
P.S. My paperwork has been filled out and filed, I even had a couple of ledgers from the 17th century… I really need to do that paperwork more…
P.P.S. If I may, I would also like to say that I apologize profusely for my recent arrogance.
Reaper/The Horseman
Or I can call rank as a guardian that is second of the supernatural races to be created in this or any other realm and tell you to back off and leave Seth greening alone before I try and figure out what your cadaver would look like the fun way. Oh and have a great day and tell this high council of yours that GG Richard scales is back and still guarding them
You don’t understand this Hatter, the High Council is not just for Reapers… It is the ENTIRE supernatural community… They outrank you, even with your guardianship. I’m afraid this won’t go down without justice being served.
The Reaper/The Horseman.
I’ll be in later today, my comment is being moderated thanks to the wordpress moderation sensors having an issue with the whole ‘D’ word.
Also, I’m on Seth’s legal team. And, if I were you, I would be afraid to take him to court. I’m not someone known for losing, whether that be my actual skill or my ability to make whoever wins disappear through the portal under my cloak into the dark shadowy pits of the Netherworld where you’ll be promptly ripped to pieces by the hands of the non-living. So, is having your soul absorbed and tortured for all eternity or losing to me and basically having the same thing happen really a risk you’re willing to take to hide your dirty little secrets?
You dare threaten a reaper!!! The Shimigami is ancient and will judge with the upmost wisdom…
P.S. If you try to threaten us again, death will be knocking at your door, literally…
RB
Aww. Pitiful. I don’t think the Order of Trigon would appreciate such hostility to one of it’s most prestigious members. Now run along and forget this ever happened before something quite sinister happens to you.
Lol Reapers. You’re a naive lot, aren’t you?
Eh, it’s the High Council. They spend more time in the underworld then I do, and therefore don’t have as much insight on human emotions. I on the other hand, spend most of my time on earth. I’m kinda the public face of reapers. So, I get more time with you other supernaturals/naturals. You know what they say AP, don’t judge the whole grove over a couple bad apples.
Well, you know what I’ve always said? Punish those whom you don’t like by sending them to the Netherworld.
And how has that worked with the mutt?
-a soul emerges out from under my cloak and slaps you before quickly being pulled back under-
Really? You sent a soul after a reaper? Sheesh, maybe the Mutt likes you more then I thought. You don’t have very good survival skills. *Yawns lazily*
Really? You sent a soul after a reaper? Sheesh, maybe the Mutt likes you more then I thought. That was not very bright. *Yawns lazily*
Oh. I apologize. Let me try something more… Troublesome…
-reaches under his cloak and removes a vial full of deep red and metallic black liquid-
That might be more of an issue. Well, I’ll be in Mexico if you need me! *Disapears into my own robe and appears in Brazil*
For the record Seth, I had no idea they would come down on you. o.o Had I known this, I would have warned you so that you could at the very least have time to prepare. So, please… Don’t blame me? 😯
P.S. Sorry for the whole ‘Court’ thing…
Oh, and you might want to blame the Hatter and Velanko… Them being the “Ex-Reapers” he’s really only blaming them I think.
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Say what you mean for once….
Either I’m reading your code wrong, or that is total gibberish.
It says “umm reaper I have no idea what I did as a reaper I just remember I was one” what did you get when you translated it?
“Ummm oolass I rorp ds odai vdas I asd ar l oolass I kiro remember I saw eri.” I really didn’t understand why you would ask me if I remember you saw eri, but that was what I got anyway. And again, it’s not me who’s putting a bad spin on this. It’s the high council. I just work for them. Now, if you excuse me I have some paperwork and soul ledgers to finish filling out or they will have both Seth and I’s heads. God I hate paperwork…
My last comment was for the hatter
RB
You have no idea of what you’ve done? Yours was a special case, we couldn’t risk a simple memory wipe on you, you were to be obliterated… Do you know how many reaper lives you pointlessly destroyed… You sicken me…
RB
Oh and just to say it I believe it was a Sunday that day and I got really bored
You know what? Obliterate him after all. That’s just sick! You call yourself a guardian?! No, that’s not a guardian. THAT’S A PSYCHOPATH! The High Council outranks you anyway, they are in charge of the whole Supernatural Community.
Guardians came before the supernatural community in fact guardians are the supernatural community it was forged from the very flesh of a guardian so if I choose to destroy a few creatures that is because they either deserved it or they were to weak to stop me.oh and a question for the high council “if a creature can destroy the unkillable can it be obliterated?”
Let us continue this on my SOTM page. Let’s not clog this one up.
I agree these matters should be continued on another page…
P.S. You know how the council love official petitions and such, I think that’s a great idea.
RB
Who exactly are you an agent for, litla bryostabarn?
I am an agent of the Grim socity of reapers, shade class, 5th in command of my squadron, police officer of the underworld. Though I hardly think you are in a possition to be interfering with a criminal investigation.
RB
Hey RB why don’t you do this one thing for me go over to reapers sotm page look for my comment where I mention you then comply with what is said
I outrank you 50 times over little one, I won’t interfere I was simply interested. Also I don’t think you have technical jurisdiction here. Anyway the Dark One shall burn in Icefire for all time.
Sorry Fenrir, but you totally lack that authority. And the Council does not partake in such notions akin to jurisdiction, the Council does what it has to, where it has to, when it has to.
Also for someone who isn’t a monster; fantasizing about burning someone in ice fire for all time just because they insulted you is not only petty but just plain messed up.
Actually, Lilittu I could at any time strip the current council of all power due to the unlawful removal of Odin and myself. In fact an new council already has been formed and given the same powers, rendering the one you refer to Obsolete.
Yeah– no. Jeez you don’t have to be so desperate
I’m not desperate, well maybe a little bit, but that’s not the point. The point is things are moving forward quickly and we need to adapt. I’m going to break the the curse soon, within a matter of months everything will change.
I have jurristiction as this case was assigned to me, seth has been marked as unauthorized prey, therefore he belongs to the council for the moment, you however have no ranking among the reapers
RB
“All creatures deserve a voice not just a select few”-agent RB
And you said I forgot look at you just now completely disregarding a creature just to get your job done that’s not right in fact that’s psychotic for shame I only wish a member of the high council could see this as evidence to remove you from your position
Lillith and I are both members of the council, I tend to spend more time on the topside with you, so I’m a rather distant member, and Lilith is only a voice for the Fae Queen, so. Even if we didn’t agree with RB for the fact that Fenrir is a psychopath with very little pull among the council, we couldn’t fire the Agent RB.
This is a private investigation, under my file, I am instructed to contain this investigation to only those who have significance in this pert ocular case. It would signify dark times indeed if someone like you were a member of the high council.
RB
And yet truly the only crime I have committed is destroy a few janitors and anyway vampiric creatures do worse all the time I’ve really done nothing legitimately wrong and I’m all kinds of immortal so really in saying that I am powerless you are saying that I am but one creature and as such do not deserve a voice in these matters and yet the very reason the high council exists is to give all creatures a voice in supernatural affairs thus you are going against your own directives by trying to obliterate me simply because of what I did in a past life I quite literally am not that man anymore thus your only power is that you are powerless and yes that was a longer way of saying that you are a pointless creature
Your crimes are bound to the Verry origin of you, bound to your Verry soul and bound to all those you have been or will be, when you commit a code 666 crime, you lose the right to your voice in this council hatter.
RB
I’m not always talking about myself RB
Oh and so your saying if you committed such a crime or at least framed for it then you would have your soul burned or were you a ginger last time you were legitimately topside oh and I just realized a demon queen and a horseback riders protector have power were a fully divinely created creature is treated like it’s very creation is and was an insult and every breathe after even more so, and so I ask who is really the crazy one here me or you?
Oh we’ll hear what he has to say, no matter how delusional. But Hatter, false claims of power are a different matter all together. And for what its worth, I’ll help you if you need, for you’ve been good to me. I am certainly no one to forsake those who ask forgiveness.
And I am not a psychopath I hate only one person and he is the Dark One, who cast me down and took all I had even my life for a time.
I second that Lilith, as a wise man once said “Tomorrow is a mystery, Yesterday is history, but Today is a gift, that is why they call it ‘The present’ – Unknown 14th Century.
Hatter, despite your proven racism towards myself and Agent RB, I will speak for you. However, I will not many others. For your history of violence and psychotic tendencies will likely get me fired, and I would prefer not to risk anyone else on my word alone. Good luck to you Hatter, I’ll be voting for you.
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I founded your little council genius. And I am not crazy I only want to fight the Dark as I was meant to.
I am sick and tired of being stuck virtually powerless, while everyone else destroys the world around me.
Wait for the reply below Fenrir, it will tell you why the Council will not allow you to speak on our behalf, and if you don’t remember the original council bound you in the first place.
Also, I wasn’t speaking about you. I had a little computer issue, and it deleted the word ‘Petition’ the sentence was meant to say ‘I will help you Hatter, however I will not petition many others.’
They didn’t have the Autority to bind me, and They ended up destroying themselves to do it. I mean Freya Gutted Tyr with a dagger when she found out. the rest killed eachother fairly soon after we left.
As I have said Odin and I made peace, We really are your only hope for victory.
An apology means nothing in a court of law, he is a murderer and a psychopath and I have no sympathy for a twisted creature like that, though the final decision is not up to me, it’s in the hands of the council, ecspecily the Shinigami
RB
I await moderation
RB
I am a creature of God himself treat me as one or know who my friends are
We are all creatures of God. Hatter if you are truly sorry for your crimes than will most assuredly be given some degree of leniency, as the council is composed of one thing more than other; people (mostly). Non-human but people nonetheless. Threats are the last thing you want to be giving out right now.
As I was unlawfully removed I am Technically the rightful ruler in this circumstance. Also I Odin and I have shared the power and title of king between us. There will be no internal conflict this Time.
I am a servant of the creator. I one of the first four, we literally built this world. I founded the Sacred city, it was wrought by my lord’s power at my behest. I hold dominion over ten thousand worlds. I am also one of the original destroyers, for the power was given unto me to do battle with the Lord of the Void, the Elder Dark, Crom Cruaich. You do not know it but you are under the authority of my brother, the First. He and I have put aside our differences and United our forces. Therefore you are also available to me.
We, the Eldar, the aesir, vanir, alfear, and Lorraine, founded the High council. I had long represented the werewolves, jotuns, and all other creatures of frost and winter. It was only because we were cursed by Crom that the council you abide by even exists.
Grr autocorrect, how do people use these things!!!
It’s Morranir not Lorraine
Oh Lorraine, you dog!
It was an autocorrect
Get it? Cause Fen is a werewolf?
We understand and hear your opinion, unfortunately I have been given the job to tell you that although you were once a member of the council, your participation in the first Ragnarök has made you lose most weight in the council. You may speak on the behalf of Seth Greening if you wish, but until we are able to dismiss the fact you had killed Odin in the first Ragnarök, and your sons ate the son and the moon… Well, we cannot allow you to speak for us. I apologize for this, but do not think it is not for the reason I myself distrust you, I am an apocalyptic Deity myself. However, the council thinks this is for the best.
This response is in Moderation.
He killed me too.
my other sons fought with odin though, Gerri and Frekki. Plus I have learned quite a bit since then. Anyway I hold Tara and most of the other important cities as well.
Response in Moderation.
I report only to the Shinigami, they are the highest of reaper authority, and I don’t care who you are, you think to impress me or intimidate me, this case is all I care about. You should not inter fear with matters that don’t concern you, that is how we get things done in the chaos of the underworld…
RB
Tolerated? Is that what I am now? Tolerated? Well jeez…. Eh actually I don’t really care. I’m only on here to interject the odd witty comment and life saving advice anyways.
And why am I on the same boat as this mongrel? No respect for the wicked anymore…
No rest for them either. But that’s just standard
-sighs-
You’re lucky I feel inclined to talk to someone due to my abandonment complex or else I would ignore you soooo much.
Hmmmm
You guys are silly 😛
My two comments are still undermoderation
RB
4/5 more days until the trial, I hope we are all getting prepared for this moment in history. Did you know, there hasn’t been a human trial in the underworld since the FIRST light bulb prototype that used a traped fairy in a glass bottle. Since then we’ve had laws placed to prevent fairy slavery.
RB
Reaper your act of pure altruism has inspired me. I promise you a gift, I can not give it to you at this time, but soon I swear that you shall be given what only one can give. You shall have life.
By my power you’ll see an end to this blight
Something too great and not mine to give
But as the First Daughter of the Highest Light
It is my privilege
It is my right!
Yo mi Kamchatka vi con. Li ikolimo chatanaqua itinemok.
Bejorn bash heln, ek tune bos rah, elloweez ke non ALPHATA KAI RONE
RB
In English please
I thank you Lilith, but I cannot accept. My fate is sealed… I’m afraid I’ll never get to see my family again… But, I’ll be able to see the greatest achievements of mankind, so perhaps this will be a good thing.
Do you know what I just did hatter? I invoked the right of reair. I challenged the Shinigami Rizoriregoon to battle, and I OBLITERATED him with his own sickle. I’m a Shinigami now, it helps to know the law and it’s many holes. As for reaper, that was the Shinigami you made the deal with was it not? I own his soul now…
RB
Telaohd dranis itrelem andurith kirthursai
Kirunir drelahd brechtan gleipnir. Tol nir Infaenra. Tol cantrem Isen. Eltroel aldreilahd urdrem colour lirdras.
For every chain shall be sundered at his coming, and every bond shall be broken. And he shall break them and remake them. Only a remnant of a remnant shall remain
Sorry for this repeat, it’s have trouble with the O word. But no matter, I just challenged the Shinigami Rizoriregoon to battle as right of reair. I managed to kill him with his own blade, thus crowning me as the Shinigami in his place. As I recall this was the same Shinigami that you made your deal with reaper. Serves him right for takeing bribes like that.
RB
You silly people. Muttering phrases in dead languages, or rhyming in live ones. True spells require no words, no incantation, no symbols, or runes. True spells are bound by power and will.
Silly indeed.
I just realized that I’m free. I’m free. Free of my job as a reaper forever, I’m a god of death now. That gives me certain freedom of certain things. I’ll forgive all of you for the hardship you’ve brought me in exchange for your eternal acceptance of the new Grimm society of reapers. Things are going to change down here!!!
RB
I AM THE LAW I AM THE JUDGE I AM A SHINIGAMI!!!
RB
ÆVAMAlA fo rim tu kha
Lo shiva re tako ma bente vino
Elvitral mutt no kapoola
Vey em nil toten kha
Ÿim ti
Lo ben
RB
I can hear them, can you, THE BURNING SCREAMS OF THE DEAD!!! They talk to me, tell me to do things, and I comply with their wishes, why won’t this Shinigami get out of my head!!! I’m not the crazy one, the one in my skull, that’s the crazy one!!!
RB
London bridges falling down falling down, London bridges falling down on your heads.
When was the last time they fell? I think that’s a great Idea, your always so smart mr Shinigami, though I would prefer if you would GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
RB
I SAID STOP!!!
RB
Pft tosh you are no incarnation of death. You’re just the typical paper pushing reaper.
Help me please, he’s tAking over, I made a Mia calculation, I can’t suppress Rizoriregoon’s mind like I thought I could, he’s breaking through, help, I don’t want the powers anymore, IT HURTS LIKE INFERNO!!!
RB
No no no no no no no no no, I don’t want to go, this is my body you can’t have it, I’ll see to it that if is well cared for, no no no no no no no no, my body
RB
-sighs and snaps my fingers, creating a portal to the underworld underneath RB which sucks him back down into it and closes as I stand and my youth returns, walking away from everyone-
The underworld, I LIVE in the underworld, that is where reaper HQ is located!!! Anyway, I’d like to apologize fully for my bouts of insanity yesterday. When I pass judgement and dualed Rizoriregoon I absorbed his soul as my prize to take his seat as a Shinigami, while I did play dirty by strikeing him with his own scythe, it had to be done for the good of the underworld, what I didn’t expect was the creeps spirit to try and possess me. I managed to force him out through will power though. But here I stand now, before you as a Shinigami. The reaper socity will no longer be so corrupted nude my jurristiction, but don’t worry, I’ll let you keep seth and the hatter.
RB
Under, not nude, it was autocorrected
RB
Comment in moderation
RB
I thank you for this RB and I only hope that I will one day be worthy of this honor to be allowed my soul not to burn
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and expecting different results…
RB
Well well well….. Hello again old friend.
You calling me crazy? Gosh…
Not you, the Shinigami I over throw is taken over and won’t get out of my head!!!
Have you ever been possessed before, ITS A RUSH, help me… I’m afraid…
RB
Read my apology above a couple comments please
RB
…. Did anyone else feel that?…. I just felt a chill run through me…. Something is utterly wrong, something happened, something bad.
#Ifeltadisturbanceintheforce
Indeed… The power struggle of the underworld has reached it’s climax…. RB, I need a report… Has the Civil War finally begun?!
No… That’s not it…. Hmmmm…
My being a Shinigami now, has somewhat, caused tension, fights a breaking out in the high council, this war rest on my shoulders, I am truly sorry… But I will stop it all costs, we need you down here reaper, I hereby revoke your surface world interactions temporarily unroll this issue is resolved. I thank you for your corporation.
RB
Or, how about this. I get my sickle, I grab my pale horse, I ride down to that hellish Japanese underworld of yours, and I take care of this problem for you, and possibly while I’m at it. Does that sound acceptable? Or shall I stay above where I’m not as much of a threat?
Or, how about this. I get my sickle, I grab my pale horse, I ride down to the Japanese underworld of yours, and I take care of this problem for you, and possibly you while I’m at it. Does that sound acceptable? Or shall I stay above where I’m not as much of a threat?
I’m not ordering you reaper, I’m asking you… Please, this could mean the end of the underworld and the surface world as we know it… I’m sorry for absorbing Rizoriregoon but it had to be done, the government was shutting down because of him, he’s not dead, he lives withen me. Please, both the mortals and super naturals are in danger.
RB
I’ll help on one condition, I continue my contact with the surface world. Is that acceptable? With me and the hatter, your rebellion will be over in 20 minutes or less or your civil war is free.
I’m sorry reaper, you have proven that the surface world can make a reaper weak, however if you can stop this war, with little to no deaths, I will never question your integration with the surface world again
RB
I’m sorry reaper, but you shave proven that too much time on the surface world can make a reaper go soft. If you can stop this war, the shinigami will never question your interaction with mortals again.
RB
Sorry to say it RB but if two (2) guardians are on the high council and fights are breaking out you have until 11/2/14 before there are only two (2) council members on the high council, heck the battle of the guardians which had 4.5 billion creatures in it including a few legends only lasted eight months before there was only one side from the fight left made of 17 creatures myself being one of the 17, oh and if you need help in a fight with reapers please remember why you wanted to burn my soul “the death of about 2000 reapers” so if things get out of hand I want to be part of the fight
All help is neede please help us.
RB
I thought I’d never say this again “which creatures should I be fighting and who are the allies?” I’m only asking so when I fight for you I know who not to hurt oh and I want to have a bit of power to my name when this is over so try and put in a good word with the side I’m fighting for about me
You are not to fight on either side, you are to stop the fighting all together, fighting can’t be resolved with more fight, you of all people should know that. If you can do this I will reinstate your reaper status, and I will forgive and forget all your past crimes.
RB
I have a solution; mutually assured destruction. Give them an ultimatum- if they shall fight, then we shall act as a third party and bring our wrath down upon them. All of them.
Or we could do liliths idea and then you just make it that I’m not allowed to be a reaper ever again, but allowed to keep a balance between the humans,vampires,dragons,werewolves,and angels(both kinds) as the guardians had done before the battle of the guardians(guardian civil war) and all years previous to that event
Yay ME!
Louder than sirens,
Louder than bells,
Sweeter than heaven,
Hotter than all the Hells.
-sits alone on a cliff overlooking the sea, thinking to myself-
*Skips up behind AP, whistling an a tune in otherworldly tones before sitting next to him*
So whats up with you?
*starts yelling about a cat named jarrod Cheshire in Latin then falls out sky and lands in front of AP.*well that was a difficult landing
Sorry I dropped in earlier so what’s going on agharna phellan?
-he looks up at the two people and smiles-
Nothing. Just thinking…
I just found twelve of my Hybrids drained of blood…. It looks like a vampire…. But we’re venomous to vampires… No vampire could survive draining one hybrid let alone twelve….
Wow
Which Vampire species is poisoned by your kind, there are at least 4 and they are very different from one another.
Morrigan’s Vampyr haven’t been awakened on the earth in 6000 years so they might be immune where the others lost that ability.
Every single one. Hybrids are descended from me, and I was created by the Original vampire.
Awh, we’re related, >_> well in a pseudo-arcane/genetic way.
Lilith I guess that is technically true but the way I heard it you were just a regular human before you became the devils “wife” and the first and Original vampire was created by god from the third creature of the guardian races left arm so you might not be exactly correct but I need to do a bit more research because it’s all written in Elysian code
That’s a Myth. The Original Vampire was a human before he was immortal.
It was a She
Having met, kįlled, met again kįlled again, and finally burnt the ashes of the Original, I can guarantee that he was male.
So the definite answer is maybe?
The Original was indeed a man, albeit one who dabbled in Black Magic, but a man nonetheless. Under the name Carmilla did I give him my blood, using the infernal Cup in a number of rituals that gave him impressive abilities, but believing I had failed in twisting the soul of a man into a mockery of the Highest’s most beloved, I abandoned the project. Of course I posed as Carmilla now and again and spread rumors of Monsters who drank blood in the night, if just to be a jerk. Only a long while after did I come across my old colleague, having died but reanimated after by my blood that ran in his veins and his fantastic powers now magnified with new additions as well. And now today magic has changed the Vampires so much that there are even multitudes of species. The Black Court of Vampires remains closest to the first Child of Blood and Night, however.
^There we go
Morrigan was first, I saw her fourth made of the Eldar, it is from her DNA the first strain was created, all the others are just weakened, partial versions of that. The one you fought may have believed he was the original, but I assure you that She is as old as I am and very much alive.
No she was created by the Original. Fenrir, no offense, but I’ve been here longer then you. I know the facts. I have helped to write much of the history that you keep referring to. The Original was a male. He is Dead. Morrigan is old, but nowhere close to the Originals age.
She was the fourth Created being. One of the primal spirits who made all things, just as I am the third. I was there mut, I am as old as creation, you are much younger believe me.
Yes the four Eldar or Elder or whatever you silly things call yourselves. None of you have any perception of time. You were created 20,000 years ago. I was there with a bucket of popcorn watching. As for those primordial spirits? They were the archangels. There has been an infinite number of beginnings. Just as there has been an infinite number of ends. There is no first beginning. There is no final end. It’s just one big circle. The Original predates you. And I am a time traveler. I have lived thousands of years inbetween some of my comments.
Yeah, Mutt is right. Even the Garden and the Seven Days He created the paradise in wasn’t THE beginning. Beginning for humanity, but not reality. There is no end to the Beginning, it always was.
For what was, and is, and yet shall be are endless, there are neither beginnings nor endings. There is only one eternal now.
I am well versed on how that works.
But it was more than 20,000 years ago. I have been called by many names from long ago, and in ages yet to come. I know them all. There are more than four Eldar, the four are simply the Eldest. And if you were there you will know my true name, if so type the first four letters. I have been called an arch-angel by some, though I am flawed even as mankind is flawed. There is little enough difference, and in any case it hardly matters I serve the Creator as much as they do.
And even the angels are flawed, for it is written.
“know yet not that we shall judge angels”
But I tire of this argument, I fought creatures that were vampiric in nature before the Humani had even come unto this earth.
Considering there wasn’t even an alphabet at the time, writing the first four letters of your name would be impossible. Especially since it’s enochian, the language of angels, and they don’t even make sounds remotely similar to those made by humans. Finally from my perspective it was somewhere around 200,000 years ago. I have seen so much that it all has started to blend together. That’s the reason I come back here. I have been so many things, over so many lifetimes, I sometimes completely forget who and what I am. I just know that if I come here I can see what happened all those years ago. It’s like a photograph. Still there are things I can no longer remember. What light looked like reflecting off of Zyboragons scales, the look in ARC’s eyes as he stabbed me, the color of Stigmas wings…. I can’t even remember my parents names. Nor how it felt when I died the first time. I’ve lived very very long. My immortality is beginning to wear thin. But I feel that this place will need me for one last thing, one last challenge to be met and overcome. So in short, I can’t type your name because the letters don’t exist on human keyboards.
Correct the words of the blessed speach do not exist in the human tongue. Let it suffice to be know that I have been called Angel of waters.
Correct Mr. Mutt, I just posted about the Originals birth, just waited on moderation now
You’re right mutt I just posted on the Original, its being moderated now
Lilith was not the first vampire, but the first being to have her soul twisted into a black twisted shape, she became the first demon. Now however, she has turned over a new leaf. I’d almost say… She’s been cured.
Cured? Hardly. Evil is not a disease, evil is a choice. I feel that urge to return to my most carnal impulses everyday, it is only the hope for redemption that drives me now.
Such hope never dies.
Perhaps their blood was needed for a ritual of some kind. There are such things that require blood.
Could it have been a shadow born? They are like a cross between vampires and shades. The only way I know that you can kill them is beheading.
Possibly but they were mostly wiped out and no new ones have been produced, I’ve been keeping tabs on that, just in case.
We have hundreds in prisons around our realm
See but the thing is is that if any of these species had kįlled my Hybrids, there would be signs of struggle. There would be dęäd shadow born there too. But the Hybrids were just flat out slaughtered. Whatever attacked them dispatched them and drained them of blood with ease. I’m trying to work out a spell to recreate the things image.
This has happened before, oh gods no, here in the file, it says that 29 years ago this happened to a group of vampires. Imagine that, vampires being drained of their own essence, ironic… It was for a blood ritual to summon the vampire deva. This could be a ritual to summon some hybrid deva. Naturally I’ll be sending a reaper squad to examine the area…
RB
Im freaking out! I haven’t seen my sister in weeks she went out in the woods and never came back Does someone have some advice? PLEASE RESPOND QUICKLY
Don’t go into the woods without a revolver pre-loaded with six silver bullets, a wooden stake, a religious symbol of some kind, a pair of headphones, and a group of people that are loyal to you. ^-^
What was this persons spirit name? I could check their hourglass and see if there is any hope of saving them fron there almost certain demise. The forest is one of the many places on earth where mortals should be weary.
RB
If any of you value your safety STAY OUT OF THE FOREST. I put this here as a warning, there are many dangers about that you are unprepared to deal with. The fact that I have begun the militarization of the forest won’t make it better.
-hums to myself as I sit on the cliff and meditate-
There are witches doing something in the forest near my home. I can smell their Eldrich magic like woodsmoke. I think a little investigation is in order.
Nevermind, just Some Jotun Volvir in the guise of snowy owls
12 werewolves drained of blood. 12 angels slaughtered, there so torn apart I can’t even tell if they were drained….. Something is bad is on the loose.
Oh dear… This sounds as though we may have a new kind of Hybrid vampire… Mutt, can you tell if there are any footprints? Do cucachain on the loose again? Perhaps one of the Travellers has reappeared…
Do we have* Sorry, I’m having trouble.
Yes Cu Chulain is free but he has been prevented from his madness and is marshalling my armies amongst the sidhe, elves, fae, and others.
Have no fear, I’m sure Lilith and I can marshal up some demons to help fight Cú Chulainn… The shade of an old Irish king won’t stand against us!
That won’t be necessary Reaper, I can control him. First Off he wasn’t a king, next he never really died he was half far and so that whole heroic last stand business was just a Glamour. He has been living happily in faelund with Emer and Scathach, And Aiofe. For two thousand years.
Shaedir, shadowen. They have been unleashed again, by the Darkness.
They need now the blood of 12 humans and 12 fae, once they have that they shall break the chains, and the Dark One’s prison shall be thrown wide.
The Fae? *Gulp* Uh, can I get some protection please? 😯
Wait, what type of Fae are you? The name makes me think an Elf of sorts…
Wait are you afraid of the fae, or a face fearing for your life?
To answer both of you at once, I am a Moon Elf, a vampiric type of Elf that consist mostly on blood. But uh, I had no idea until I tried the monstrometer… I seemed normal for a while, sure my ears were pointed… And I could only eat meat, because veggies made me sick in large amounts… But it wasn’t until I tried the monstrometer did I find out why it was happening to me…
Extraordinary! You managed to integrate yourself in society for this long? May I ask, how did you find out your species? The monstrometer could pick you up as one of the fae, but the specific species is a little different.
I feel sorry for the unknowing reapers out there, they suspect they are of supernatural Origen but when they use the monstrometer it comes up zombie most likely and they are forced to believe they are mindless undead cannibals, seth should fix that, I think it’s probably seeing the smell of D eath on our skin…
RB/Noah
Hmmm they shouldn’t need to come after you if they do there are two runes I know that will keep shadowen away, the lightsign (a cross in side a circle, or quartered circle) and algir the rune of protection ( use Google)
Lunem alfear, they once served Brigantia. I knew them once I showed them metal working and how to bend the forests to aid in hunting.
Well then I thank you for that, unfortunately I believe we are now more rare then we used to be… I was adopted long ago, by a family of Humans… I have no clue where my true parents are, or if they were wiped out by the Svartálfar, as you know there was a war not long ago between the Elven races…
There have been several. The forest Alfar are less dimished and maintain groves all across the Earth. Some of the other “elven” races are also begining to recover.
unfortunately another war is coming. Crom has awakened.
Well, that is good. But uh, who is Crom? I’m still new to this whole Elf thing.
Crom is the Lord of Darkness. that is his Celtic name. His english name is Morgoth. His oldest name is Satan. He is imprisoned, soon shall be free and seeks to destroy all things.
Sorry, reply is moderated. Basically the Lord of Darkness and Evil.
How was the blood drained in the victims where you can tell.
The werwolves’ blood would have had to have been take from the Heart itself to be potent. I felt them Die There will be Vengeance.
Fenrir this could be far above your pay grade. The mythics killed each had a significance to one of the four “creators” angels to life, werewolves to chaos, and hybrids to death. That leaves order. Time to recall the chaotica.
I’m aware I already described the Exact spell they will use and its purpose. To recap They are Trying to open a door to the Abyss, Where the Elder Dark Is Imprisoned.
Hmm… to open the door, or not to? Decisions decisions are the cruelest of all torments.
NO!!!
Do you have tacos?
Tacos sound good. Gimme tacos and I won’t even think about this door to darkness thing
How were the bodies drained, in a sacrificial manner or a feeding manner?
Sacrificial judging from the Obsidian flecks we found.
I was afraid of that. I have to go check the blood seals.
Too late their through four. I have the Originals and I felt the power leave them.
Forget the seals what ever did this broke the throne.
Aye Little one I warned of their Power above you will find them in the Archive under Shadowen.
Fenrir I don’t think you understand. Some mystery force came in summoned all four of the creators, defeated them, absorbed their essence, and destroyed the throne of creation. All of which should be impossible.
I do not know of what you speak. Only that The Elder Dark’s Power has Grown As I said it would for you did not listen. There is only one true Creator, Mutt. I have seen Him and he still lives for I feel hos presence
He has five/six more days until the trial, just a helpful time update
You must prepare yourselves for the grand jury, they are peticuraly hard to reason with, ecspecily with a mortal like seth.
RB
I did not post that here, I assume Seth did. But I did say that, so you know.
There won’t be a trial…
I have his court summons right here if you’d like to come to reaper head quarters and take a look, though you have know right to be interfering with a criminal investigation.
RB
I wouldn’t be to worried. The Reaper court has summoned me about twenty times. Never gone. Of course I have incinerated about twenty bailiffs….
I have a proposal for exchange.
Speak AP, as the council speaker of Reapers, I will hear your idea of a trade. Seeing as the injustice mostly pertains to reapers, I believe if my side is satisfied, the Shinigami will hear me and throw the case out. The Pale Horseman isn’t a low ranking operative in the underworld, and even the Shinigami understand my power.
Wipe the Reapers and Seth’s memory and Internet page in exchange for not taking them to court and you can take me.
-sighs weakly-
I realized I’m not wanted anymore, even by the last person I thought I could trust and it’s not like I’ll remember who I am or who any of you are tomorrow…
The only way that could be achevied is by makeing an illegal pact with a demonic prince, and nothing is worth that, just know that the demon always gets the best end of any deal. Even if you were to try that I would know and I would render the contract as invalid as part of my reaper duties.
RB
No take me I’m a monster I desire nothing more than a clean slate! Just don’t take one of my only friends in this world 😥
The offer intrigues me, however I have convinced the Shinigami to wipe Seth and The Hatter’s plate clean. All it cost me was 400 more years of service… I’ll never go to the afterlife…
So I guess that’s it for the trial and concil then, I’ve no idea why the Shinigami put up with you. You have nearly abandoned all our customs, never use your code name anymore, as you would rather pompously call you self THE reaper, your not the only reaper that matters. Any way I’ll be off, though I highly disagree with the shimigami by takeing your freedom bribe. I will outrank you someday and when I do I’ll be makeing some serious changes. Call on me if you ever need a real reaper to do the job.
RB
I thank you for this mr. Reaper and I hope in the future I will be able to repay you for this and I apologize that you even have to wipe my plate clean and gaurentee that I will only need you to do that one more time after this
If you are Ever in charge I will personally chop you up for soup stock.
I think you’ll see that the Pale Horseman is a little higher ranking then even the Shinigami can match. 😈 However, I understand how you feel. But uh, don’t threaten my friends again.
Ah but think, if you outrank Reaper you’ll have to deal with me. Trust me I give Reapers very horrible headaches.
Quick question Mr. Mutt, if you don’t like Repaers so much, why do you like me? o.0
Because most Reapers are unbearably boring drones. “We have come to reap you!” And then I have to set them on fire or trap them in a pentagram, it’s really quite boring. You however seem to have a personality.
I do have a personality yes, but that’s due to the fact I spend 70 percent of my time on the surface.
Do you know what it’s like for a reaper to willingly add on years to his charge, it like a criminal asking for more prison time. Why he was noble (even if I don’t agree with it) and should never have to do that for anyone as undeserved as you
RB
Watch it I still know how to fight a reaper and you should know I only make promises and guarantees and anyway how are you any better your a reaper to this meaning your in the same boat as a man I believe to be the greatest I’ve ever met so back off and leave this grand community of human and monster living in peace as they should alone or should I make a promise against you?
rb YOU ARE NOT THE JUDGE.
There is ONLY ONE Judge and you aren’t him. You are just a cold pathetic Darkspawn, and I pity you. DO NOT FORGET, IT IS NOT YOUR PLACE TO JUDGE.
Nor is it the place of any created thing
AND YOU ARE NOT THE LAW, THE LAW HAS BEEN CORRUPTED DOWN HERE, YES AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN MAKE THINGS CHANGE, EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT JUSTICE HAS BEEN A LIE ALL THEESE YEAR. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IM GOING TO TAKE THE LAW BACK, AGENT RB IS GOING ROUGE.
RB
Dude fenrir calm down it’s ok he was about to leave let it go
I Like making him mad cause he’s puny though. I mean bones, a flick of my wrist and he’s a chew toy for the wolves
I made my choice RB, fact is… While the Hatter does annoy me from time to time, Seth did not deserve to go to court, and neither did the Hatter deserve total obliteration. I realize that I have forced myself 400 years of more torture, but it is not my job as a Reaper to judge, it is my job to take those who are ready and before the soul rots, The Hatter and Seth are chosen by me to remain on this world, and experience the life I cannot. RB, I hope you will remain on this world longer then this, it’s good for the soul.
Also if everything was corrupted, then he is too
Do you know what I just did hatter… I invoke the right of the reair concordant and challenged Shinigami Rizoriregoon to battle. I OBLITERATED HIM WITH HIS OWN SICKLE… You know what that entitles me too, his soul, I’m a Shinigami now hatter. It helps to know the law and it’s many holes…
RB
Lolol major butthurt 😆