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Anyone see a time-travelling cow this week? Because this week went supernaturally fast and Wolf Boy appears to have a cow on his head. I hate that when you get a cow on your head. Has he checked for grass growing out of scalp?
But if you didn’t wake up in an alien zoo or fall down a Plutonion Pit or get stuck working out your latest survival report this week, congrats! I hope you will check back here over the weekend and weigh in on the week that was here at SOS. If you are currently experiencing a desperate survival situation, say a time travelling cow sitting on your head or something (<–Wolf Boy) please stand by….
*Who is MICHAEL again and what is he doing in a tornado exactly? Trying to get to the bottom of this one…
*Okay how did RUSTPELT become SCARHEART exactly? Still piecing together the grisly details… He’s just out of the werewolf hospital and being chased by a demon wolf which figures owing to the proliferation of Plutonion Pits on the planet at present. What should he do?
*What’s up with all the were-baiters? Were-wannabes trying to make you angry possibly so they can get a bite by the next full moon?Is this what’s happening with Blackmoon or Scarheart? Marney thinks yes. Know your clan’s policy before trying your teeth on a twerp…
*Can you become a werewolf safely? Maggwolf wants to know. Here’s my answer NEVER! But you might disagree. Thanks to Blackmoon for answering…
*Mermaid or mermonster? What’s the right word? A debate going on. Meanwhile OCEAN, a suspected mermish wonders if you can’t hold your breath very long and you don’t have scales, can you still be a mermaid? What say you?
*The ? still remains. Is ?wolf a Wild Wolf or not? The wild moon is coming up. She’s sure got the were-rage. Why’s he growling at everyone? Wonder what will happen? (Hopefully no cows will sit on her head.)
*If you thought it was easy being a VAMPIRE LORD, think again! Lord Harkon sends an SOS. What gives?
*Human-angel bit by a vampire Arminella is back. What’s going on now? This was a report I missed in January! Is it too late to help? Will I have to roll the survivor count back by one? Yeesh!
*New WW on the site, Marney, having a shifting shift. Is her lycanthropy in remission? Does lycanthropy go into remission? Or are her powers being deliberately surpressed by somebody or something?
* Oh well at least Wolf Boy’s head is no longer being sat on BY A COW… er I hope. Or is it? Why did a cow sit on his head anyway? Will we ever find out?
New Demigod on the site, Daughter of Zeus is in trouble with her step-mom Hera. Any words of encouragement or advice for her?
Another new survivor on the site werecat is in need of some help and advice about their newly discovered werecattiness.
Shu wants some help becoming a werewolf but doesn’t want to do a spell. Don’t forget the SOS official no biting policy!
Stay tuned, more soon. Ish.
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What’s with all the werewolf otherkin on this site? Or maybe you guys are therians and don’t know it? I really need to fine a site geared more towards therians than otherkin ;_;
No biting policy?!?!?
I didn’t mean I literally had a cow on my head
LOL