KZAZRIER VETENARI
Iziz Fact About this Survivor Of The Month
1. Kzazrier a member of an ancient race known as the Contali. A very ancient race prone to fits of world-making and world-destruction which you can read about here. Although Kzaz claims to be the weakest member of this race – except when it comes to ping pong, which is a kind of marshal art to his people. In fact if you have a problem with Kzaz? Maybe just challenge him to a ping-poing duel!
(What kind of a species ranks its members this way and how did he get the lowest rank?)
2. Kzaz doesn’t like demons. Or does he like them a little too much? He certainly has spent a lot of time with a certain demon by the name of Trenzalador. That can’t have been good. He appears to have escaped the shadowy clutches of Trenzaldor, with assistance in part from several other survivors on the site including Mr. Mutt, Mary and even unexpectedly The Reaper who worked together to solve The Cycle which you can read about here.
3. In short, Kzazrier is somewhat prone to developing a lot of curses – so maybe he’ll be able to deal with one more! In fact I’m hoping he can defeat the SOTM curse once and for all. Although if he fails to defeat the curse? We will never know because a Contali death is more than a physical end. Yes, a Contali death erases all memory of the individual in time.
4. Has a sword named Mira that contains an actual soul inside it! Presumably the soul of Mira, about whom I for one would definitely like to know more, as he indicates she is growing stronger. When he first came on the site, Mira was lost, and Kzaz was pretty broken up about it until a lone werewolf name VOSUL helped him locate it.
5. Kzaz says he’s with an organization called The Defenders, Guardians Branch, his current assignment appears to be to help protect Earth. Although it should maybe be noted Earth has registered 12% more imperilled since he showed up… hmmm…
6. Once risked the rage of Mr. Mutt by calling him a common cold bacteria. And then very wisely has apologized here, lest the Mutt wake up mad from his nap to school him again.
7. Has a few very interesting things to say about immortality, linked here.
8. Has a few powerful friends and enemies and frenemies here on the site, although sometimes you can’t tell the difference. For instance, take The Reaper. Are they working together? Or is Kzaz still trying to defeat him? The jury is still out.
9. As a young being (<2163 years old) his dad told him to study something so he chose werewolves and zombies on the planet Mirth.
10. Recently teleported me a gift. Now I’m not going to admit that influenced my decision because ahem, clearly, I can’t be bought. Except maybe by a lucrative endorsement contract fir Spray Nine. But certainly not by a magic rune. Especially when I have no idea what it does yet. Nor even how to find it as apparently it’s INVISIBLE!
11. Says ‘eleven’ as ‘IZIZ’ and that’s the IZZIZIAN fact.
So if you see Kzazrier around be sure and say HI and ask him how the Survivor of the Month curse is treating him, but maybe don’t offer him a drink. It seems like Contali might have a bit of a drinking problem…
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Congrats. Also you win a prize from my father. He liked the Contali.
As from me, I shalt send you the a bucket of cherry garcia ice cream.
How lovely but their is no survivor if there is nothing to survive against am I right?
The Cursed is what some of my species call me. And with a very good reason, I always get curses.
Time is going forward and forward…
Time is running out.
Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it in my belly.
How weird child I had the same feeling that something bad gonna happen and it is’t pretty, I had the feeling all week…….
Kzazrier Vertenari defender and guardian of earth welcome to team i’m the mad hatter
Ah, nice to see some other Guardians…
We should have a drink some time, but I’ve got to finish lots of paper work for The Defenders…
Being a higher-up is tiring…
Did you know that if you are able to whistle underwater you’ll get an insta-rank up? I didn’t, until The Defenders asked me to grant permission to remove that rule…
Should I give it? I think it’s a pretty weird rule… You need air to whistle, there is not air underwater… Or at least not enough to whistle…
Yeah get rid of it i hate that rule but lesser known fact guardians as a speicesare endangered. Seth if you want this to be untrue get a page on the sight for guardians. As is it is only me kzazrier and flames dad.
The thing is, Guardian isn’t a ‘specie’…
It’s more like some sort of job.
Wait, what for Pyrafrey’s sake is…
Sorry, something is coming and it needs to be taken care of RIGHT NOW…
Ett var helljacken! (Contali’s battle-cry)
Dude guardians are species but you must be one of the rookies guardians because they just think the job that gets ranks. I how ever know the truth you are great in battle btw.#guybesideyou
Ah, I see…
You’re talking about THEM…
(by the way, I haven’t killed them… not my style…)
(and thanks)
My bad, I was talking about The Defenders From Before Time, not the Guardians as a species.
You see, there are two faction-like groups… (no, they aren’t enemies or allies)
One is called The Attackers From Before Time, and one is called The Defenders From Before Time.
The Attackers has many sub-branches. Area 51 is one of the sub-sub-branches. The Defenders also have lots of sub-branches and some main-branches. I’m from the Guardian’s Branch, you see?
Oh, and I got rid of the rule. It was more some sort of joke, really… I have no idea why they ever actually did agree on making that rule, but it’s gone now.
I’m not a rookie… Like I said, I’m one of the higher-ups.
Anyway, I should get rid of these orc-like beings now…
Kzazrier thank you for the “couldn’t see the forrest for all the trees” explaination. Major thanks for the clear up. Thanks for being on my side on that one rule and have your branch rename the tree it becomes real confusing
Thanks for the clear up i will have to take you up on your drink offer . Ps youre welcome
Okay, I’m renaming it to The Guardian Federation of Defending. Is that clear enough?
Walk outside and look for a rock. Hit the rock two times and say my name. A bottle of Veenucia should appear. (if not, someone might have stolen it)
Sorry, I’m a bit bussy with getting rid of some of my curses…
Don’t drink too much of it, it’s more alcoholic than alcohole itself…
Yes
I saw him….. The eyes coal black….. They were just staring…. I….. I…. Thought I …….kill him…. I thought…..he was dead….. In the fog they were in the fog…..l could not do anything…. What….. How…. I thought I …. Kill…. Him…he laughs at my face……. mocking me……why?……. I kill him…..he plays mind games with me I open my mouth only for no words to come out….. I kill him with cold blood ……..,
It has begun
So, you can feel it too?
Some curses on me are activating, which means there is a lot of power going to earth…
What is happening here?
Have to stop it have to stop it…. Okay to late to stop it, can it be delayed?…. Minimized?…. Endured?…. What if I reverse the polarity… No that will just make the sun nova…. Ugh no no no no NO!!!
Is this you and not Mira although such an nice company…..the earth trembles I feel sooooo weak I….I…. Can not see well or breath well returning to chambers…. Black eyes ……. Those eyes……sooooo weak…..
I feel weird…… I feel sick….(blushes). He he he he ……. I gots an terrible secret ohhhh I hate keeping secrets cause you know wat they say…….two can keep it if one of them is dead he he he he…….. Owwww cramps hurt……. Headaches hurt……. My feet hurt….everything hurts I hate hurting it hurts……OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!……. Oh I need to sit down and breath….. Has any body seen what’s on the news jeez those hypocrites don’t even know what’s happening around them…… Ohhhhhh it hurts it really hurts owwwww……..
I feel so thirsty owwww my thoart burns I need to go hunting tonight artificial blood isn’t cutting it anymore……
I should of knew…..especially when the…… Secret remember silly me he he he…….I HATE KEEPING SECRETS…….ohhh….. Hmmmm……. He he he …… I feel ditzy……what’s happening…… I soooo forgetful today…… My head is some where else……
i know how u feel but i think someone is trying to choke me because i cant stop coughing and i can barley breath
The vampiric dream goddess… I knew I read that name somewhere…
I feel better….. I have no ideal I was that loony in pain….. Wow I should of knew but…. I still see those black eyes staring at me……in the fog ……..I was in the fog when I saw them……why did he decide to come back now… He could kill me right then and there but he didn’t so why?……an question often said but never to be answer……..
What noooo…..I not an vampiric goddess I part vamp….I get it from my real father’s side(not the gods)……and just so you I am against human blood I will not ever drink it nor think about doing so horrible as to kill or feed on an mortal not my thing……just like how I am part witch or Druid on my real mother’s side…jeez talk about an misunderstanding…..
I AM not an vampiric goddess, I Am part vamp I get it on my real dads side….like how I am part witch or Druid on my real moms side……
Arrrr….. I will repeat many times if I have to……
Unfortunately, the part vamp is what makes you Vampiric… It seems that you and I are going to have a problem.
Lets hope Mr.curse has enough time before his portion of the SOTM curse sweeps him away. It’s kinda nice but very…lonely? Isolated? Skull-numbingly boring? Yes. Horrible. AGH I don’t want to go back 🙁
That is where you are wrong I am full goddess, but I am what I am outside of that power…..
Guys?
Has anyone seen Kzaz lately?
He has disappeared…
This is Mira, by the way.
I’m getting worried…
He normally comes back home and scolds me about drinking all his Veenucia…
This is weird…
Seriously, where is he?
Injured…
I’m serious, I can’t even find his aura-trace…
Or his mana-trace. Or his misfortune-trace.
Or any traces at all!
I’m REALLY worried about him now…
The only time this has happened was when he was sealed away by his father… I told him not to eat that cookie, but would he listen?
Anyway, if you find him, or a girl who looks like him, or a thing that looks like him (he isn’t very good at creating new bodies), let me know…
A black haired female ran past my cavern some 40 minutes back, she was screaming something and being pursued… Would this had been your cross dressing guardian? Or may I pursue?
He’s nit really cross-dressing… I think it’s more cross-being…
I think he’s being chased by a curse, so please help him with that.
I have caught up to the female, and considering what I know of the death of a Contali, she will not make a very filling meal. I will meet you halfway from New York City and Los Angeles. However, there is the small fee I will need in exchange for the Contali Mira.
Miss idle is not done yet she the one only knows where he is…… But don’t ask her for she the one answers when she already knows but will not know all….. Her what she’ll say first….. Blackness surrounds all but little light pulls full…… The eyes have no mercy but seal what’s knows is wrong away…..hunts with only instinct but no heart…..rocks all around an scarce place only known by wolfs…..find and she the one leads with no conscious……
What the heck happen….. I woke up in the woods but I was in my room…..can someone fill me in…..by the way what’s the next eclipse?…….I know dark seriously little angel leave me alone I am trying to type…..huh …oops…he he he nothing I didn’t do any thing wrong and no I don’t know what happen so you tell me….whoops I did it again I keep typing our conversation….
Oh pardon my rudeness hello Mira nice to talk to you again he he he now is not the time I’ll ask later…. But I saw something strange go pass me before I left the woods…..it seem like what miss idle said is true …. I only know that much of where he is…..I think….I really don’t know…..
Isn’t cross dressing an boy dressing up as an girl? Oh…. I got that too late…..
Now I feel foolish but funny joke….I hope it was an joke(gulp)..,.
But it can be the other way too right an girl dressing up as an boy….. I really should let this go……it’s stupid to say….
Heh, yeah it can be Scarlett Lupa…
Kzazrier is on a walk through time he should be back by the next full moon. If you want to draw him closer to this time period it can’t be done.
Hihi, you really don’t know Kzazy.
He did the impossible many times.
He married himself, he made himself his own father, he fixed the problem of “this statement is false” and he once filled a realm with paradoxes…
Expect the unexpected.
Anyway, I saw him… Kind of…
Oh, there he is again!
Ah…. I feel blank again….but seriously what the heck happen last night….hmmm….. I think I know what’s the problem ….. But I only think…..not as good as knowing…..stupid di immortalies…..I am sooo hungry….. But I have preparations and an long long long list to do…..I’ll eat later figure this stuff out first…..
Wait did you just say he was on a walk though time!!!!!…..but it’s not even an blue moon…. This is bad miss idle help me please….
Mira don’t worry and i know kzaz better than you for 300years ago i gave him an enchantment to walk through time and told him to use it in 300 years so yeah. Guardians forever!!! And bye – the last guardian.
Erm…
Mira knows me for longer than 300 years…
She has known me for approximately 6018 years…
And thanks for that enchantment, it’s fun to walk through time…
Your welcome btw i was 603years old ( linear time)when i gave it to you. Sorry mira for thinking kzazs old friend knew him better than the blade in his hand p.s. Come by the guardian page when it arrives SETH I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO USE MY VIDEO.
What the heck is wrong with messing with the balance of time !!!!!! Oh gods this is bad BAD…..well if he the one miss idle been talking about….. then he’ll find his way back….if not (gulp) bad it will be bad….I can’t help him because then I would be messing with his fate…soo this will be an sit and wait operation….this might be a while ….. I hope he comes back if not then who I’m gonna ridicule oh wait I know an wall…..eh it’s funner with an …..whoops almost said what was he to become…. I know for an fact I won’t tell future dangerous round mortals….
Don’t worry, I already know a lot about my future…
Stupid Sentinel…
Messing with time like that…
But I’m not resisting it, you can’t change the future…
I spell something wrong got an different avatar whoops fix it….
Kzaz is back
Well that’s an breath save….. I knew it wow freaky again…. Miss idle was right oh…..OH….. He he he miss idle is an oracle…….no wonder she’s always right…..
Uh… How do ya marry yourself that’s an little weird don’t ya think…… I mean you would be playing the bride and groom yourself not an easy job…..and maybe even the “rabbi” or “priest”…….uh……no wonder Mira said you were an cross dresser…… He he he he……it’s an “I wonder why” moment right now he he he……l
Well, I’ll tell you… (Mira again)
You see, he annoyed his father, and he got mad at him.
So, he decided to punish him by sticking his soul in a female body.
He didn’t like it… (even though it was a pretty body)
So, he asked his uncle to change him back, but he didn’t want to.
And then, he jumped in a time-hole and saw himself.
So, he (or should I say, she) started flirting and after a year or two, they got married.
Then, his father got very disgusted and changed everything back to normal again… He forgot to erase the memories, though.
Hihi, that was funny…
MIRA! FOR GOD’S SAKE! STOP USING MY BODY!
Geez…
How humerous…. Man the things magic can do these days he he he….. Mira I think we are gonna be the best friends…..he he he ever control someone’s body from a long ways away….. I have …. kinda uncomfortable if you don’t get the right kind of body to control and this is someone’s else body that who you have no idea who the freaking person is….. Hmmm…. Good times he he he the things I would have getting in trouble for myself if not in somebody’s else’s body….
Kzaz. We’ve got a problem.
A problem?
What kind of problem?
Please don’t tell me the chickens are regrouping again!
The Chicken Invasion XVII was bad enough…
My people are still recovering from it.
Anyway, what is that problem?
Something is here on earth, something dark. It has enough power that it could trigger the Cycle. I’ve been trying to track it down for weeks but it’s not quite…. It’s hard to explain but it’s like it’s bleeding through from a different reality. Every time it does people start to turn against each other, like its corrupting them.
Hm…
Tell me how to elimate it.
I’m in serious-mode now. With my serious smile. >:I
If it is able to activate the Cycle…
It must be very strong.
It sounds a bit like the Cycle, but the Cycle doesn’t cause conflicts… It just appears in the middle of one.
Just tell me how I can help to stop it, okay?
In the middle…..hmmm. Really does sound like the magic knights…..they were in the middle of an conflict when they first came to cefiro…..they were in the middle of the conflict the second time they came as well….
Currently it’s just bleeding through into our reality. We can’t effect it I tried it just phases out. The only way to stop it is to force it into our dimension and destroy it here. That’s why I need you. As a contrail you can manipulate time around this thing forcing it into our reality, after all time is another dimension and all realities are a result of random fluctuations in…. Anyways that’s why I need you.
Gosh, who would’ve thought that you have to solve so many math-problems to change time…
I’m on it now.
I asked permission to use more of my power and it was accepted.
Oh, and Mira is getting Sentinel so that thing can solve these problems for me.
Seriously, why do I have to write pi in numbers just to chance time…
Such misfortune…
Well, I already manipulated the time there so he “should” leak in our dimension faster, but it’ll still take years for it to be completely here… Have patience, first I need Sentinel.
I’m starting to see it… It was just a blur before…. wait… no… it can’t be….
Seth the only reason i sent kzazrier on that walk was to keep him out of trouble and because he asked for the spell. Not my fault he left his sword behind
Well at least there something to say about it…..I mean there tons to say about it…. How dumb can one be to go sent someone off in an time walk when it’s not even an blue moon or even an non dark night….that would be the most stupidest mistake of your life…..you could of been messing with dark magic……shame on you…shame…shame…SHAME…..hump…. Well there I said something about it…..
I forgot to carry the 2
I feel guilty but then again I don’t….heh oops…. I spill the Tokay…..I knew I should of put it on the far shelf where I wouldn’t knock it over…..jeez there’s only very few of those bottles left in the world and I’m knocking them all down…I am very clumsy I could walk on absolutely flat surface and still find something to trip on….
What 2? Are you doing some math….not my best subject….He he he not at all……
Bzt…
Error…
Starting talking protocol V1.01
Greetingssssssss Kzaz- Master…
LLLlllLlong time no sssseeee…
How How How How How have you beeeeeeeeeeeeeen///??
Error
Error
Warning, power low.
Warning
Warning
Error…
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Starting back-up plan V1
Code: WBWEFT
Searching for potential energy sources…
Sentinel!
There you are!
Please, go back home again!
We missed you…
Mira, how many times do I have to tell you to stop using MY body?
Make your own body or something…
Lazy butter-knife…
He he he I would use somebody else’s body, because why do the work when someone else can do it for you…..simple logic right there sir/mam(since you cross dress)…..
I don’t really cross dress…
It’s more… Erm…
Cross being.
Yeah, cross being.
Actually, no…
Contali don’t have a ‘real’ gender, so…
It’s more… Er…
The mind chose some primary preferences.
That also is the reason why I’m a weak human body…
…
Oh god, not again!
…
Hihi, this is fun…
I just took him over while he was answering you!
I’m a genius…
By the way, he looks really cute when he cross dresses.
Or… Cross is… Er, however you want to call it…
It’s basically cross dressing for Conali, since they see bodies as clothing.
But he does have a point…
Maybe I should create my own body…
Wait a second…
I can’t make bodies, I’m not Contali!
I’ll make Kzazy do it for me.
I should be able to change the body’s appearence without his help…
Ahh Mira what an genius I’m am not saying I’m evil but I’m “special” 🙂 :)…..he he he and is so cross dressing if ya change between an male and female so ha kzrazier……ya know what they say lairs to themselves should just cut out their own tongue…… At least your not like the tartars who put holes in their head as their way to get more “dust”…..
There is a Contali who collects ways to die…
He nearly has all of them…
He’s crazy!
Nearly every Contali has a problem…
I know one who always talks with himself…
And another one hsa multiple souls in her body. Very confusing to know who you’re talking to… And very uncomfortable for that one male-soul…
Oh, and nearly every Contali has drinking problems.
There are Contali who have no problems (excpet the drinking problem) at all, but they’re rare.
And I like to make bodies… Male bodies, female bodies, I don’t really care that much, although female bodies usually end up being prettier…
Uh oh that very big problem just got worst…..very worst….like super worst….
What is the problem?
That’s my problem Mr. Mutt…..I feel the power more…..more than I could feel something with my own hands it been keeping my mind on alert for an whole week now and I’m starting to worry big time….like I don’t even know how to say it…..
Seth! Vetenari! I’m afraid… For the first time in 1000 years I am afraid… The list has grown… But it’s not 2 people… A long time ago I mentioned when the cycle came I would be busy yes? I’m afraid we have 3 days. Prepare my friends. I will hold off, but Vetenari, Scarlett Lupa, Hatter, and myself are the top four on the list today… Seth, I wish you well if I do not survive. Good luck.
The Reaper.
P.S I will hold my territory with my only true weapon my scythe. I use it only for war or self defense. That is why there is such a stereotype.
reaper ignore my name on your list it should not be there I am this dimentions last hoe against all threats. you bring me down to wherever you take those people. this world will die and nothing will be able to stop that not even vetanari
Don’t worry, Risper will arrive soon.
If you are on my list, that means the fates have chosen you. The problem is, the way you end… All 4 of us are stripped of immortality and Magyck.
Funny.
sorry hoPe against all threats
Prepare for Risper to arrive.
If I’m on your list then surely you know of my name……my real name…..if I am to die in battle I know of my reasons and will be greatly honor by many….If I am to die of my sacrifice I am to die brave and bold…..but if I die of an natural cause I die for nothing and I gain nothing…..
The prophecy is of true and shall it be true……it has begun prepare for the battle ahead ….. It might be the last time we see light upon the earth plane….. And so the last part of the prochecy says : earth cover with nothing but darkness as if always night…..the one shall shine through with her glowing light….. I have always had none to fear but now I have fear like never before….oh how I shiver….hands that have been always cold…..and I actually shiver…..witches known of her for beginning of time and now here I am……standing never knowing of what I was to become and now I see all…..let’s fight I need an good battle….
This will be my last time anybody will hear from me I have plans to set and it’s gonna be an battle I might not return from forgive me of the past and let no one hurt thy no more evil is an eternal balance without it we die with it we suffer……so come my beautiful glowing heart time to save the world or get kill from it…..I will let you know glowing heart is my sword…..time to slay some monsters finally some fun……
Please forgive me…….ple….please….for….give…m…m…me….
Scarlett Lupa? Oh dear…
Oh and reaper imortality is part of my dna so nothing can take it away not even you or the cycle…
I’m not dead do not worry at least not yet….but forgive me….just forgive me….I’m not wishing of my death by my own hands either….I have made my choice….I will fight till death…till all my blood is shed….till all my bones are broken….till an sword pierces my actual glowing heart….till I finally fall upon my knees knowing I won’t get up…..till I have no more energy to lift my blade once more….forgive me…..May my stars be with me….and May my heart beat still…..
Scarlette lupa you scared me so bad i’m glad hades has good wi-fi .
He has arrived…
Risper, our only- okay, not only…
But…
My hope.
Yeah… Not my only hope, just my hope.
Risper might be able to make it…
Maybe…