Ten Fast Facts About The Hatter
1. The Hatter is a dimension hopping proud Guardian who is 1/5 angel or at least 1/5 or his DNA appears to have been contributed by an angel.
1.5. The Hatter served an unfortunate but formative period of time as a hat maker or in his own words….
As a result he may have handled a little too much mercury and well, you have to bear that in mind when one of his hats arrives at your door.
2. More about those hats. From what we can determine a) he has a number of them, b) they contain doors to other universes and if handled correctly, will open a portal to one of them and c) He has been known to give them away.
If you receive a Hatter hat though, before you try it, you would do well to read the find print because unlike my own work, it does not come with life-back guarantee. Nor an instructional video.
3. Claims to be a doctor of sorts, a therapist, in fact a Monster Therapist ™ who offers Supernatural Interventions and Rehabilitation services to high profile clients. On this high profile client list, he claims several very difficult and demanding gods and demigods from Horus to Hades.
(But don’t try to convince the Scarlett Lupa of this. You’d be wasting your breath. More about her later.)
4. Readily admits to being afraid of at least one thing- Scarlett Lupa and her ability to send bad dreams. Not to mention sharp remarks. You can see what I mean in the comments below or read a prime example here.
5. Has been frenemies with Kzazrier for over 300 years now, or almost a third of his lifetime, sometimes bonding with him in their mutual quest to go back in time and prevent the dreaded Sentinel Cycle from culling the strongest survivors from the site.
6. May or may not still have a lost zombie named Anson who likely probably “belongs” to Rusty. (Rusty came looking but appears to have left empty handed which is likely a good thing for everyone involved…)
7. When his mercury poisoning isn’t acting up, Hatter is normally quick with a good question or a piece of advice or just to say hi. One notable example for me was his advice for Mystery Girl, a ghost whisperer. Much appreciated sir.
8. Is a treasured frenemy of the Reaper, whose activities he monitors very carefully around the globe and reports on regularly, despite the fact they don’t see eye to eye on most things. In part, this is just good surveillance but also it should be noted that Hatter claims to have done a stint as a Reaper himself so perhaps his interest is professional too.
9. Has a catchy tag line, “Normal is over rated.”
10. Did I mention he makes hats? Get your now! Time limited offer. Get your order in before the end of 2013.*
**SOS may not be held liable for any damages that result from a Hatter hat up to and including unwanted time loops, dimensional shifts, unexplained clones or lost hair.
11. I know, I said ten fast facts but on a serious note, behind the scenes, Hatter is relentless in his own supernatural research and keeps me up to date on a regular basis which I appreciate immensely. He is normally quick to offer a helping hat or an engaging contribution to another survivor’s situation, which I appreciate even more.
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I new this was going to happen 29 days ag
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I just like the fact your scared of me…
I’m not
Are so…
This conversation should be forgotten
No it shouldn’t…it should never…I’ll make sure of that…
Nope
Yep…
I’m not afraid of you scarlet
You know in all honor if I ever meet you hatter I think I would slap you right across the face…and maybe I won’t stop there maybe I’ll punch you in the stomach…and maybe I might even break your foot by stomping on it…but you know it’s just a thought…
Ok now I take e bac the earlier comment you currently seem demented
Yeah that’s what I thought….not demented just a maniac…
Hey scarlett guess what day October sixth is …mad hatter day and it is an actual American holiday so on October sixth I am celebrated all over the country
I really don’t care because I don’t celebrate it and none of my friends heard of it…so burn…
Congrats Hatter. You’re cool.
But, I was reading a bit what has happened… And then I came across that “Cycle”… Why are you guys afraid of it? You do realize you really need it, right? I mean, the Cycle basically means that everything has an end. Humanity, earth, ash, the sun, werewolves, the universe, everything. But that thing called Cycle takes care of stuff using its Cycle-powers. It thinks those things may or may not break the rules of existence.
Anyway… I hope the curse won’t take you away, Hatter. You’re one of the cooler guys on here.
Thanks Kenji your really cool I hope to make you an apprentice hat maker some day
My offer stands like stone henge Kenji just come to Toronto and find me and I’ll train you
It WOULD be nice… I just found an old cowboy hat, but… There are holes in it. And just imagine my profile pic with a hat… You know, a black one. Those hats always worn by fancy guys. I would look AWESOME! But… I’m a little busy with preventing every friggin’ witch from getting a sacrifice when it is the national necromancy day… And I have to do that in a village literally FILLED with necromancers, witches, alchemists and wizards… Time to get to work.
Try lighting an apples stem on fire then throw the apple at the highest ranking looking guy it’s an old ways version of saying to stop the use of magyk that should work on the magyk involved oh and if your able to fix that Stetson I’ll train you over the site just keep looking for a new hat related challenge every time you say you finished one
Most of them are new… And I tried to do this, but the highest ranking looking guy was an alchemist, not a wizard. Nor a necromancer. Nor a witch. Nor a mage. I’ll try something else.
Alchemists are still magyk users
True… But they don’t “rely” on magic like witches. They can make stuff. For example, they can make a potion to kill someone. Or enchant a bow to make it hit the head. So, they’re still a threat…
Ok Kenji what about the fact that alchemists can turn lead into golds that counts as being a magyk user oh and just for laughs anyone who can guess the name I first went by gets a ten dollar iTunes card code
Hey not all witches rely on magick…
Wait, there’s a National Necromancy Day?
It looks like it… Every friggin’ person in this town is looking for a corpse!
Do vampire count? Just curious…
Depends. There are some rituals which require a human body, and some require a vampire body, and some require a body, doesn’t matter what kind. But if you mean to ask “Are vampires dead?”, well… That depends on the kind of vampires. The infected ones are alive. Just half dead. The race “Vampire” (nearly extinct, by the way) is 100% alive. The risen vampires, sometimes referred to as Cursed Ones, are dead. And there are the ones who were infected, but the one who infected those drank too much blood… They’re dead. I think I forgot some, but whatever.
Yes there near exctinction is partially our fault. Us Hybrids are venemous to vampires you see.
My blood burns Vampyr, and Morrigan’s Vampyr are very alive.
Oh I know plenty of Homo Vampyrus, it was in That Place that Asmodeus and I mixed our blood in the Chalice and gave it to the Original. The Children of Blood were created as a mockery of life. If I could not bring new life into the world, then the dead shall walk.
I merely wished to know if the dead vampires counted for this necromantic holiday
Hail Kenji,
National Necromancy Day?!?!? What exactly does that entail? I did not get this press release. Can you forward? Or at least explain?
If the hat is from Hatter, watch out for the holes.
Seth
I don’t make Stetsons
But… Aren’t you supposed to put your head in that hole? Ah, whatever… Anyway, there’s going to be a lot of necromancers doing rituals. Has to do with the mana-flow. It has reached Pluto by now. I think it’ll reach earth on… Er… Hold on, I’ll calculate it…
I’m back! Did you miss me? Oh, right… You’re just reading this and don’t realize it took me FIVE FRIGGIN’ HOURS to calculate it. It’s tomorrow. Well, actually… The day after tomorrow. 00:00 AM. 12:00 PM. Midnight. Whatever you wanna call it. At that moment… There is a chance the world will have a real zombie-apocalypse. Or maybe the mana-flow will immediately cause all runes to activate and make earth explode? Would be funny to see… All the runes in a wizard’s house randomly exploding… No, no, no… This is serious business. It also has something to do with where other planets and stars are at exactly that moment. But I won’t waste more time to find that out! Heck no! (also, I made a small mistake… it’s going to happen at 00:01, not 00:00) I’m currently investigating some more… You’ll hear from me later.
The other holes you tom baker look alike
Oh. That’s not good 😕
It is now official I’m not gonna make any hats for survivors in 2013 any more but I will be making them for survivors in 2014