Well if you haven’t been harvested by a wayward reaper this moon, congrats! You may have survived to help celebrate another Survivor of the Month.
As you know, Survivor of the Month is a dread curse that falls on one unlucky survivor every full moon. Well it didn’t start out as a curse exactly, actually it was intended to be the opposite, as a small thank-you to somebody who helps around the site a lot over the last month.
But then, somehow, I don’t know who is responsible so I’ll just blame ALEX – cursed it. Spelled it, whatever you want to call it. Now with a few notable exceptions, the Survivor of the Month disappears under mysterious circumstances shortly after winning. I say there are a few notable exceptions – Hall of Famers being among these happy exceptions – and the jury is still out on a few of them, it looks like Mary is fighting it off now and mostly winning but – FAIR WARNING! It’s a big, cursed thank you to everyone who contributed to Survival this month. Without you there would be no Survival.
So without further ado, please belatedly guess the unlucky-lucky winner this moon, if you haven’t already.
Iziz Clues for the Harvest Moon SOTM
It’s a survivor who:
1. Is a member of an ancient race known as the Contali. A very ancient race prone to fits of world-making and world-destruction which you can read about here. Although he claims to be the weakest member of this race – except when it comes to ping pong.
(What kind of a species ranks its members this way and how did he get the lowest rank?)
2. Doesn’t like demons. Or does he like them a little too much? He certainly has spent a lot of time with a certain demon by the name of Trenzalador. That can’t have been good.
3. Gets a lot of curses – so maybe he’ll be able to deal with one more! In fact I’m hoping he can defeat the SOTM curse once and for all.
4. Has a sword named Mira that contains a soul inside it! Presumably the soul of Mira, about whom I for one would definitely like to know more, as he indicates she is growing stronger.
5. But he says he’s with an organization called The Defenders, Guardians Branch, his current assignment appears to be to help protect Earth.
6. Once risked the rage of Mr. Mutt by calling him a common cold bacteria. And then very wisely has apologized here, lest the Mutt wake up mad from his nap.
7. Has a few very interesting things to say about immortality, linked here.
8. Has a few powerful friends and enemies and frenemies here on the site, sometimes you can’t tell the difference but one thing is clear, he would like to defeat The Reaper.
9. As a young being (<2163 years old) his dad told him to study something so he chose werewolves and zombies on the planet Mirth.
10. Recently teleported me a gift. Now I’m not going to admit that influenced my decision because ahem, clearly, I can’t be bought. Except maybe by a lucrative endorsement contract fir Spray Nine. But certainly not by a magic rune. Especially when I have no idea what it does yet. Nor even how to find it as apparently it’s INVISIBLE!
11. Says ‘eleven’ as ‘IZIZ’ and that’s the IZZIZIAN clue! I think most of us already know who it is… it is….
KZAZRIER VETENARI
Look for Kzazrier in the Survivor of the Month sidebar tomorrow and if you see him around, be sure and wish him luck defeating the SOTM curse like The Reaper does here. (Hm, does The Reaper REALLY hope that Kzaz defeats the curse?)
Thanks everyone for your patience and for keeping on keeping on.
Seth
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Congratulations Kzazier Ventrali. I am looking forward to see how you fair with the curse.
Thanks Reaper, even though I’m not sure if you want me to fail or succeed, I appreciate the time you put in posting a comment.
Don’t worry about me, I suck at handling curses, so it’ll be alright.
Mira usually helps me with then.
Do you know the god of paradoxes? He claims to be his own father…
Mira is back… I just keep having luck, I guess.
I even made my own alcoholic drink… Accidentally… Veenucia, the most alcoholic drink… Seriously, who would have though you could actually make non-lethal drinks by mixing all types of toxic…
Anyway, I made sure the Cycle will not go to earth for a long, long time. I made it stable again. Someone owes me a drink now, it was very hard to convince the Oblivion Cores not to come, but I did it. They said “We will come as soon as you leave earth, you-” I won’t tell you what they said after that… Not like you will understand what they say, but it’s just too insulting. Way too insulting.
Well, I guess I’ll stay on earth a little longer… Now I have to find a way to stop not one, but two curses… Thanks, Seth, and I’m serious about this, you made sure I have a goal on earth. I hope I’ll survive these curses… Why on Harvest Moon? Why on the only MP (MP = Moon Party) we have? Oh well, I’ll find a way to get rid of the curses after the party…
– UPDATE –
Normally I announce the SOTM after the full moon but I need a couple of extra days this time because I have been working hard on a big project for the site. I think when you see it you will forgive me for needing a few extra days. Look for a surprise or two next month around this time…
And the SOTM winner will be posted probably tomorrow (but maybe Monday).
Thanks for your patience and keep on keeping on.
Seth
We understand Seth, I cannot wait to see you’re newest addition to the site! Oh, congratulations Ventrali.
Wimmer? I believe you mean winner Seth.
I should apogalize for calling you iz’den…
I got confused, I thought this time-loop was before the war with iz’den, but this is a much later time-loop.
Please, forgive me for comparing you with those fools.
This also explains why you act so… Weird. Well, for iz’den at least… This really does explain a lot…
Oh come on! Just when I think I can have a break… Do The Defenders need my approval for fekknett everything?! Geez… I’ll start signing papers now… Stupid braatoi… Sending me work on my day off…
I always act weird and I never tell the truth, or at least the whole truth.
Hm…
That excludes ‘demon’ from the list of things you could be.
I thought demons couldn’t lie… Although they can just not say the whole truth… And one certain demon did that on me… Xi lich’da dath schillmel frugen byther…
Er, anyway… I’ve still lots of paperwork to do…
I am most certainly not demonic. Although since I never tell the truth that means I am demonic. However if I never tell the truth how can you be sure that I was telling the truth about telling the truth?
mr mutt do u have any idea on how to get rid of tamerious and get people to stop coming after me
The dēmon or species?
tamerious the dmon
Well, I was sure glad to meet you Ventanari. Oh, Seth, if you want an endorsement deal, all you had to do was ask. I’ll send one of my demon friends here.
Er, Seth, I accidentaly put an invisibility rune on it as security… It’s also supposed to “spawn” lights (actally, photons, but whatever…) every now and then. I forgot when, though… My brother, Risper, is much better with runes.
Hallen’da, frynd Seth. (I think frynd is Contaalic for friend, but it can also mean fiend or foe or find…)
I was sent by the Reaper… Seth, do you wish to make a deal?
Hail Seduirach,
Sure! I always want to make a deal. Who doesn’t want to make a deal? Where do I sign?
Er 1 minute. You were sent by The Reaper NOT the Discovery Channel or Spray Nine? So what are you? And what kind of deal are we talking about here exactly????
Seth
I am Seduirach. Low level demon. And friend of the Reaper. The deal is as follows, you submit a wish. And I choose exactly what I want from you.
A wise man once said: “One should not make deals for that what he can get alone. One should only make deals for something he cannot get, while giving the other what that other being cannot get.” ~Unkown, approximately 52361 before Christ.
Try not to get cursed again Vetanari… As angry as I am right now, I am closer to Thanatos then The Horseman… I will not be causing any violent deaths… Even though I have found a certain relic from Ninespears.
Deals! Who doesn’t love a good deal, eh? 😀
i dont most of the time the deals end with me getting punched in the face which hurts
Ok, deals might not be such a bright idea anymore..
Has anyone heard of the Pluto-Curse?
The closer you are to Pluto, the weaker you get…
Why would anyone use that curse… Why here on earth?
Because Pluto is where angels store there holy weapons. The ones imbibed with heavenly fire.
I thought they did that on Porpify?
Oh well, I removed the curse already…
Ah well that would be why I’m getting all sorts of angry hails from heaven. When something like this happens it does tend to be me.
Well, I am working with very out-dated information, so…
But I’m pretty sure that they used Porpify for that at least one time-loop ago.
I’ve seen a new prophecy.
The four shall rise from the new lore
one lost key mustn’t be found
one rises in dusk
one in dawn
One of water
one earthbound
The children eternal lead the fight
Beware the dark of night.
Contrary to popular belief prophesies don’t always rime. New lore is most likely Christianity, but not being Christian I don’t understand the rest. I just want help explaining it.
chaos im a christian but i haveonly been going to church for almost a year if u want some help ill try and do the best i can
I see some people find time to answer elsewhere Mr. Kzazrier
They say that deals often made with hades usually end up him gathering your soul or you got easily trick into something you possibly never wanted. So deals for gods and me should never be taking lightly but with an serious mind of thinking. For life has no room for regrets or pity parties.