Friday Mar 04, 2011 – Unsanitary news for alien-human relations this week. Nine meteorites have been quarantined after NASA’s discovery of alien bacteria on board. The dirty meteorites are refueling humanity’s fear of aliens with dirty tentacles, while leaving earthbound aliens concerned for the future of their precious meteorite transport supply drops.
Space flight sanitation inspector Dr. Richard B. Hoover discovered the alien bacteria on nine CII carbonaceous meteorites and published his findings in the Journal of Cosmology today. While the exact provenance of these nine dirty meteorites remains undetermined, they have been widely speculated to come from passing supply comets, shuttling goods from one of Jupiter’s many moons, possibly Europa, to the alien community here on earth.
“What if NASA cuts off delivery of our powdered Bantha milk and anti-gravity cream?” asks one concerned alien who asked to remain anonymous. “All because some lazy loading crew on the mother ship couldn’t be bothered to wash his tentacles?”
Will the discovery of nine dirty drops now lead to increased interplanetary delivery regulation?
“Look people it’s only nine dirty meteorites. Nine out of 35, 000,” says the concerned alien. “What about all those dirty space probes NASA’s been sending all over the solar system! You can’t tell me those have been sterilized. And don’t even get me started on all the space junk NASA leaves lying around up there!”
Inter-planetary comet travel and meteorite delivery of alien materials was first studied by Arthur C. Clark in 1960 when he first described the use of comets to shield space travelers from the sun’s radiation. This practice continued largely unregulated until 2006 when NASA began to actively study this interplanetary transportation and communication, and began scrutinizing some 35, 000 meteorites.
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😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 shocking as ever !!!! never going back to sleep again ,oh wait i don’t have to because i’m a vampire !!!! 😛
AWESOME!!!! (well not for earth) how do you find all of this stuff? I LOVE this website/ blog thing!!
Hail Gwen,
Thanks for checking into SOS. This site is created and maintained by volunteer survivors like you around the world. If you have a pressing survival issue or question, please don’t hesitate to contact the community here for support or advice. For safety reasons, our main rule around here is just this: no real names, ages or locations. It’s just safer that way. Apart from that, it’s all about survival, yours and mine.
Keep on keeping on,
Seth
Hey you now what would be AWESOME, if you had an article on the chuporcobra ( did I spell that right? I feel like super white now) lol. Ok so that would rock! LOVE YOUR BLOGGY THING!!! 😀
Hay don’t make fun of my pet 👿
How did you discover that this monsters really exist? And are monsters alien to our world or from another dimension? How can monsters hide from public knowledge? Is area 51 or a organisation involved in a cover up of supernatural existance? When did they appear? Are there people to fight against the attacking monsters? How are monsters hide from humans view?
Can you make the monstermeter fo r android phone please? how did the monsters come into existance? Are they sent here from other planets or another dimension or are the from Earth?
Hail Dave,
Thanks for your messages and my apologies for the delay replying. SOS is a pretty lean operation that relies on the work of volunteer survivors who give what time they have, whenever it’s safe, including me. My buddy Graham is the coder and together with me we know just enough programming to maintain The Monstrometer for iOS but every time we try reworking it for Android devices Graham starts getting really frustrated and turns green. That said, we might get it together someday. As to the Monsters and how they came to be that’s easier to answer. It depends on the kind of Monsters. See, there are many kinds of Monsters and to think they would all come from one place is a dangerous deceit put forward by fiction writers who need to make everything simple for the sake of their stories. But the truth about Monster is this. Soome come from other dimensions, some from the Marianas trench, some from outer space, some from your family tree and some – the scariest ones – some come from within you and me if we aren’t vigilant. You get the picture. Ditto to those who would fight and/or save them. It’s a complex world in which we survive, Dave and it’s getting more complex everyday.
As to how I became aware of them, that’s a very long story and I hope to tell it some day in GREAT detail but in brief it involves surviving as the only human in a very special high school…
Thanks for keeping on Dave. Remember whenever you contribute to SOS –>> no real names, ages or locations please. We all use pseudonyms around here. Your survival is my survival.
Seth