Good news today we hail our 2 millionth survivor, 99.98% guaranteed – barring unforeseen supernatural circumstances. (Like wayward zombies, Area 51, ARC or a Jaffassasin attack.) Congrats to everyone who manages to keep on keeping on in this crazy world. You are the inspiration for SOS. Thanks for helping make more monster mayhem and survival fun around here. Your survival is always my survival.
Because this is 2 million day and that’s twice as fun as 1 million, SOS is sending out twice the prizes. That’s right 2 million prizes.
REALLY? No! Not really. I wish. Unfortunately my current cover job as a dog walker and plant sitter does not allow for 2 million prizes. Soon!
For now, it’s only two. 2 small iTunes thank-you prizes going out as we speak to two Survivors who sent in photos.
First there was a werewolf named “Karlito” whose photo I especially like owing to its excellent cropping out of Graham. But Karlito’s only message so far is a very suspicious email that reads as follows and I quote:
So lucky winner number 2, not as fast as Karl but more articulate at least over time was, drumroll please: ALEX!
No, I did NOT just make that up. Alex.
The One Million is now the Two Million Dollar Man and now I’m really starting to think he’s actually a cyborg. So if you haven’t read them yet, please read the Adventures of Alex here. I’m working on the update now to them now. I can’t guarantee they’ll make sense. Survival is always a little messy and Alex is mucho mysterioso these days.
But seriously, a big thanks to everyone today who helps SOS survive against all the odds. You keep us all keeping on.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com