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YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH A ZOMBIE!
Sure dealing with zombies can be frustrating and even dangerous. But don’t panic. Zombies can make excellent room mates and friends if you just know how to deal with them.
First you need to perform a Zombie stage assessment to know how far along your friend or loved one is:
Stage I – Subject may be in the process of turning Zombie. Learn how to build a home quarantine for zombies here.
Stage II – Zombie has turned. Hunger is growing. Warning Strength and speed are amplified. Do not attempt to neutralize alone. Run away and skype sethonsurvival for back up.
Stage III – Zombie has seen better days. Burden of insatiable appetite and drooping parts has begun to slow Zombie down but still strong don’t be lulled into a false sense of security. Back away slowly and skype sethonsurvival for assistance.
Stage IV – You are dealing with a shambling oozer, decomposing before your very eyes. Watch out for flying, dropping, popping, oozing, spurting gooeyness.
In all cases, please report for back up. Never handle an alleged Zombie by yourself, unless you absolutely have to.by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com