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Mummies

September 30, 2009 By Seth 90 Comments

Breaking Mummy News: Mummy Resurrection Alert

More Breaking Mummy News: Secret Society Tries to Trap Mummy Missing From Great Pyramid

Both mysterious and deadly, the mummy is often categorized as a zombie with a heart and who can argue with that? Mummies are after all, a kind of a reanimated human who shambles after you, trailing dirty rags and strings of goo.

But there’s one vitally important – or should I say mortally important – difference between mummies and zombies. Mummies as you probably know, were not created by a biological process but a mystical one. In fact, while websites and museums, movies and games all compete to describe the process of mummification: the washing, the removing of all vital organs except for the heart, the long process of wrapping and desiccation – none of them will tell you what you most need to know about mummies. Namely how to survive an encounter with one. Or worse, what to do if you wake up and you ARE one!

While I have yet to encounter one outside of a museum setting but it’s something I think about a lot lately. Ever since Sam told me some crazy story about mummies… something about the Egyptian goddess Isis who invented mummification to reanimate her murdered husband Osiris, who came back to life eternally pissed-off at his brother whose name apparently was, ah, Seth….!

Needless to say, I’m working on this one. And if your name happens to be Seth too, then I would urge you to vote for adding mummies to the Monstrometer. And if you are a mummy? er, IT WASN’T ME!

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  1. night hunter says

    December 16, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    I DONT LIKE MUMMIES1!!!!!!!!!

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    • Seth says

      January 14, 2011 at 3:33 pm

      Hail Night Hunter,

      What’s not to like about mummies? Well except their urge to curse and destroy the living…

      and the parasites and diseases they carry and spread…

      and the dusty residue they leave behind when they sit on your couch…

      but other than that what’s not to like?

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  2. darkwolf says

    January 19, 2011 at 8:59 pm

    i looked around on the website and it said you were coming out with a new update on monstrometer will it include the mummies on it?

    Reply
    • Seth says

      January 20, 2011 at 3:48 pm

      Hail darkwolf,

      Thanks for the question. At present Graham and I are working on an update that will do two things:

      1. Detect Demigods
      2. Permit your comments to scroll within the Monstrometer

      We sort of eliminated mummies from contention because they didn’t get many votes on the poll and plus we were having trouble calibrating them against zombies. For now mummies are a little too advanced to detect but maybe in the future.

      Are you currently experiencing mummy problems?

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
  3. Stranoparanormale says

    January 29, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    Osiris was mad at Seth for trying to steal the throne from his son Horus (who was made after Osiris was reanimated and sewn back together along with other things I won’t mention) anyway you should be safe to get back at Seth he made him ruler of the underworld in effect imprisoning him there. Well someone got angry killed Seth (probably Horus, Osiris didn’t have the heart to) and then with no one in charge of the underworld that’s where lucifer comes in a couple of years later apparently Ra Osiris Sekhmet Nepthys and god contracted the whole thing out. So yeah no worries bro you’re safe.

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    • Seth says

      February 1, 2011 at 11:54 pm

      Hail Stranoparanormale,

      Well that’s good to know but I am still pretty worried that maybe someone will think that that Seth came back to life. I mean those Egyptian gods are pretty resurrecty after all. But your reassurance does help some. Where did you get all this info on the Egyptian gods? Are you a time traveller? Or maybe a Mummy?

      Speaking of Mummies It seems like there may be two pretty angry mummies running around right now. More on this later.

      Thanks for writing in, welcome to the site and keep on keeping on.

      Seth

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      • Kilala says

        August 6, 2013 at 7:11 pm

        FYI, several of my best friends happen to Egyptian gods. I know that sounds weird but it’s true. And, Seth, don’t worry about them coming after you. The Egyptian Seth has locked up and is under constant guard in the underworld.

        TTYL,
        -Kilala

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      • Horus says

        October 20, 2013 at 9:53 pm

        The brothers name was set or to go with the change of days was mistranslated to seth

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  4. Stranoparanormale says

    January 29, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    Stupid auto correct- so was son and hours was horus sorry about that.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 1, 2011 at 11:47 pm

      Hail Stranoparanormale,

      Thanks for pointing that out. I edited your post for you to fix that.

      Seth

      Reply
  5. Stranoparanormale says

    February 3, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    nothing special sorry- although i possess a rather large amount of knowledge about the past i do not claim to be a time traveler or anything therein, although my brother does claim to be a lycanthrope. I guess i could pass as a vamp, but i do believe this new fad of twilight ruined any hope of grandeur i had for the fang population. If you must know i spend my time translating ancient texts (mostly egyptian but others as well) and am well on my way to learning a grand total of seven languages. (right now i am up to six- french italian swahili arabic russian-ancient egyptian does not count seeing as how it is not in practical use today- and latin)
    Thank you for your reply/interest although i probably over explained and told you more than you ever wanted to know ^_^

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    • Anna says

      February 4, 2011 at 2:33 pm

      Don’t worry about the last one. I think Seth is always interested in everything and what you said actually IS interesting. Right me back in the Vampires topic^_^

      Reply
    • Seth says

      February 4, 2011 at 5:09 pm

      Hail Stranoparanormale,

      Wow! Seven languages? That’s amazing. I second Anna’s remarks. I am very interested in this and in fact your comments have helped me to understand the recent events in Egypt which you can find summarized in brief here http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=1965.

      Do you have any knowledge of which mummies might be marauding in Eygpt since the events at the Cairo museum? Can you tell anything from the artifacts in the video? I have heard many conflicting reports and I am still trying to figure it out. Do you think it is Seth or Set?

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

      P.S. If you are a vampire, there’s no need to be ashamed. I think we’re all sensitive to the fact there may mythperceptions floating around about all of us.

      P. S. S. I have another question about the old Egyptian gods for you. You know how lots of gods are associated with days of the week ie: Greek and Roman and Hindu… are the Egyptian gods associated with days of the week? Or were they so powerful they didn’t need to worry about the days? If you get a second I would love to know the answer to this. Thanks!

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  6. Stranoparanormale says

    February 5, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    any mummy could be affected if the opening of the mouth ceremony was not performed or performed incorrectly. (i don’t have a lot of time to explain) Yes there were egyptian gods associated with days of the week as well as with months i will answer more on the topic tonight i am rather pressed for time. oh yes its set for instance we say sekhmet but the closest to the original was sekhem (skhm) so i guess it depends on where you language perspective comes from.

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    • Scar says

      February 5, 2011 at 4:10 pm

      i really want to no some thing are u a vamp or something else but i am so lost

      Reply
  7. Stranoparanormale says

    February 6, 2011 at 1:18 am

    Lost how I will explain the best I can— would be glad to answer any questions of yours.

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    • Seth says

      February 8, 2011 at 1:38 am

      Hail Stranoparanormale,

      Answer my questions? Yes please!

      – How can you tell if they did the opening of the mouth ceremony correctly or not?

      – Please tell me what Egyptian gods were associated with which days/months?

      Seth

      P.S. I am guessing from the language that you wrote these posts in that you may have missed English on your list of languages that you know. Just FYI.

      Reply
  8. Dark wolf says

    February 7, 2011 at 7:30 am

    Seth last night I had a dream that I was in a pyramid and I looked at a coffin and a mummy came out and blew a horn and ra appeared out of nowhere I think the gods are planning major comeback,Darkwolf out

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    • Seth says

      February 8, 2011 at 1:09 am

      Hail Dark wolf,

      Thanks for the report. These are very strange and unsettled times in Egypt so almost anything could happen. If you have any more premonitions like this be sure to let us know right away.

      Thanks again and keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      P.S. Please don’t bite me.

      Reply
  9. Stranoparanormale says

    February 9, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    actually seth i am british but as of now living in redneck land so i have unfortunately usurped my proper english with amerinish. (its what they call it here) honestly there is no way for you to know if the opening of the mouth ceremony was performed correctly or not, the gods associated with the months are as follows on any zodiac the dates are the same

    Amon-Ra
    Anubis
    Bastet
    Geb
    Horus
    Isis
    Mut
    The Nile
    Osiris
    Sekhmet
    Set
    Thoth

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    • Seth says

      February 14, 2011 at 4:29 pm

      Hail Stranoparanormale,

      Wow! Thanks for the info. This opening of the mouth ceremony business sounds intense. What’s involved?

      I know a few people I wish they had to perform a ceremony before they open their mouths but in this case, not so much.

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

      PS. I hope it’s okay I quote you in revised article front page?

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  10. Stranoparanormale says

    February 14, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    no im cool with it, the opening of the mouth ceremony as detailed as i can describe it as follows (and its going to be long sorry ^_^)

    The purpose of the Ritual of Opening the Mouth was to ensure that life would reenter into a deceased person so that he gained life in the Hereafter. It was also used on newly built temple buildings and reliefs, as well as new statues of deities, stelae and statues of deceased kings in order to imbue them with divinity. Before a person could be interred, his senses had to be ‘opened’ and before any temple could begin to be used, it had to be consecratedThrough this ritual, the mummy, statue or stelae, became a vessel for the Ka (soul) of the person so that he could live again in the Hereafter. The ritual could also be performed, not only at the tomb, but in the workshops of the sculptor or the embalmer.

    It was a very elaborate ritual, which could have as many as over 100 different steps. People chose which parts they could afford to use or which was suitable. These included censing, sprinkling with water, presenting the mummy/statue with balls of natron and more incense for purification of the mouth. The mouth, eyes, ears of the mummy or statue was touched with special ritual tools reminding of a workmans´ chisel and adze in order to ‘open’ these senses to life so that the deceased or the statue was able to see, breathe etc.

    The rite was supervised by the ‘Lord of Hermopolis’ (Probably a priest impersonating Djehuty of Hermopolis). Priests often performed these rituals on behalf of the king, while impersonating certain divinities and this is more or less how it was done:

    1.First the officiant cleansed the statue by pouring liquid out of pitchers, probably water and natron.
    2. Next incense was thrown on fire to purify and bring scent.
    3. Then the officiant placed a white nemes cloth on the head and arranged it.
    4. The statue or mummy was anointed with unguents and oils.
    5. The statue was next dressed it in white, green and red clothes, makeup was applied.
    6. Royal insignia or divine insignia were presented, then hung upon it (collar f.ex.).
    7. There was ‘Salutation with the nmst’ ewer.
    8. Beatifications were chanted.
    9. Offerings of bread, beer, frut, flowers etc, was presented.
    10. All the gods and goddesses were censed.
    11. Re was adored.
    12. Summoning of all the gods.
    13. The htp di niswt formula was recited:

    Hotep di Nisut – An offering which the king gives to Anubis, guardian of the necropolis. A thousand of beer, a thousand of bread, a thousand of fowl, a thousand of cattle, a thousand of cool water, a thousand of alabaster, a thousand of every good and pure thing be to the god Anubis.

    14. The offerings were placed upon the altar.
    15. The sanctuary and the temple was cleansed and purified.

    Sofar, the ritual was more or less the same as the Daily Ritual.

    Opening the Mouth

    1. Purification by the ‘Lords of Purification’.
    2. A priest impersonates the god Ptah, another one the god Sokar. Ptah takes his chisel to open the mouth of the statue and Sokar opens the eyes.
    3. A priest presents a wavy wand with a ram´s head on top. (this is called ‘Taking the Sorcerer’ [wr-kh3w], we don´t know what was done more).
    4. Next the priest was ‘Presenting the Finger of Gold’.
    5. Then the ‘Adze of Yinepu’ was presented to the statue.
    6. The head officiant [s3-mry-f], son-whom-he loves, now ‘opens’ the eyes with this adze, and touches the mouth with four small stones [`bwt]with the words:

    “I perform the Opening of the Mouth upon this your mouth so that
    you may speak in the Afterlife”.

    The adze was made from meteoric iron found in the desert, and made especially for ritual purposes.

    7-9. Slaughtering of animals (oxen, gazelles, goose). These sacrifices were probably symbolical and had probably been made in advance, as no killing was usually allowed in front of a deity, lest he should take offense. It was also a matter of practicality, to have the offerings of various kinds ready to arrange on the offering table and be presented.
    10. The great oblation of bread, beer and meat was presented.
    11. Opening the Mouth of Throne-of-the-Protector-of-his-Father. (This probably adhered to the officiants now going round to the other parts of the temple)
    12. All halls and rooms, with reliefs were now undergoing the same ritual: Censing its cult-chambers and purifying its chapels.
    13. Sokar feeds the priesthood from the oblation, ‘gladdening their hearts with their largess’. At a Consecration Ceremoy, this was a great meal from the offerings in which not only the priesthood and officiants partook but also craftsmen and workers who had been active in building the temple.
    14. Ceding Wetjset-Hor to His Majesty. When the meal was over, the temple building was ready to be ‘Handed over to its Lord’ by which means by the King himself. It could now function to celebrate services and festivals in.

    ANY SCREW UP AND THE DECEASED COULD TURN INTO NOMADIC SPIRITS THAT COULD KILL AND POSSESS CORPSES (OR MUMMIES) another topic you might research are these spirits which are stuck in deserts, these spirits have fascinated me forever they cause murderous mischief and can drive you insane, they also drag you into their ranks by violent deaths. (they are as i said stuck in wasteland like places so woodlands are thankfully devoid of them and they do not show up in pictures) they along with the beast of dartmouth (said to be a black lion) have caused me to do much research.

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    • Seth says

      February 18, 2011 at 12:17 am

      Hail Stranoparanormale,

      Thanks for this thorough and chilling description of the opening of the mouth ceremony and these strange desert spirits. I can’t decide if we should be more afraid now, or less.

      On one hand, I’m pretty sure the looters could not have completed all 29 steps you describe. Although you do say that some of these steps could have been done in advance ie: the slaughtering of the animals so we still can’t be sure.

      On the other hand this business of an interrupted ritual and nomadic spirits? Not so good. Judging from the video footage, that sounds like what may have happened here. However you say you’ve studied these spirits in their natural habitat and they can’t leave the desert, correct? Is this true even if as you say they kill you and possess your corpse?

      Also how do you personally stay safe when you are studying them? Are you alone out there in the desert? Assuming you’re not already possessed, how do you study them without begin possessed yourself?

      I understand your work come first but any info you can share could help us all prepare for the strange days ahead.

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

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      • Stranoparanormale says

        February 18, 2011 at 4:16 pm

        Many wasteland peoples such as the inuit tribes of alaska have lore on these demon nomads most are lucky that they only catch a glimpse and then pass by. An encounter with this demon can cause madness and even death. Yes they are trapped in desert/wasteland like places as defined by boundaries on paper-map- (no one knows why but thats just how it is) for example california could be host to many of these nomadic spirits and they can cross into nevada and arizona but not into Oregon or another forested place. (hopefully that is clear enough) these spirits often dress in what is looked down upon by society (lets say for example biker gear or in african countries white paint) they rarely eat never sleep are always on the move do not show up in photographs will kill for pleasure (or to add to there ranks – violent deaths are common to make a nomad but only if done so by a nomad kind of like a siring) and like to play mind games on potential victims. If targeted your only hope is to get to woodlands or into the ocean (or other water source) i have found no proof of them at sea, by other water sources i mean large lakes where you have a chance of out sailing/maneuvering them- i have found no proof that water is toxic to them thankfully they feel no need to go away from parched land. I have found no way yet of crossing them over or putting them at rest for they seem resistant to most spells. I am hoping to find the solution soon. would you happen to have any advice/info on the beast of dartmouth by any chance?

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        • Seth says

          February 22, 2011 at 3:31 pm

          Hail Stranoparanormale,

          Thanks for another report from the desert demons. Hope you’re keeping damp enough to keep them away. I’m guessing your field safety here involves either a) a good pair of night vision goggles and a full paddling pool or b) sticking safely to the perimeter of the desert. Since you say that water weapons won’t work, option B seems like the better route. Safer and less alliterative too.

          Okay as to the self-proclaimed beast of dartmouth – I know a few other beasts who might be offended but I’m going to look into it. It’s the least I can do in exchange for your field reports. I just need some time.

          [Pleasing hold music of your choice here…]

          Seth

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          • Stranoparanormale says

            February 22, 2011 at 4:18 pm

            Option b although sometimes it is deemed necessary to go further. Thanks for looking into the dartmouth beast. If you have questions on anything else supernatural feel free to ask. As for option a that would be rather heavy or so I’m told and running from any potential threat might be burdened. Anyway keep surviving.

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            • Seth says

              February 27, 2011 at 6:58 pm

              Hail Stranoparanormale,

              Thanks for the good wishes. Hope you’re keeping on out there in the desert among the demons. RE: the Dartmouth Beast my initial research shows a forest-dwelling, beer-drinking behemoth with quite a lot of powerful friends and many tentacles. Unclear as to the degree of threat posed by this creature but clearly its tentacles emerge under unpredictable circumstances. Seems like tentacles appear whenever there’s a social or political opportunity.

              Against a beast like this, my first line of defense would be an open keg of beer. A moat of beer would be ideal but too expensive to maintain. My sense is the beast would go straight for it and drink itself senseless.

              What do you think? Any first-hand experience with this one?

              Seth

              I’ll keep looking into it

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              • Stranoparanormale says

                February 28, 2011 at 11:08 pm

                Sorry none but thanks for the info—seems like everybody is getting drunk these days, next we will here about the closet monster that had to go to AA. Anyway so far so good. A friend of mine was talking about a possible roving zombie spotted in Wyoming. I do not yet know where— will enlighten with further details at a later date. As my friends favorite goodnight rhyme goes and I quote “goodnight sleep tight and whatever you do don’t let the vampires bite.” my friend is extremely obsessed with vampires. (makes me wonder why) it’s probably just because he is weird but then again you never know he could be a freshie (I shudder at the thought of attempting to check him for bite marks) O_o

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                • Seth says

                  March 11, 2011 at 7:47 pm

                  Hail Stranoparanormale,

                  Thanks in advance for the zombie update. One possible roving zombie is one too many, even in Wyoming. You know what they say, where there’s one, there’s usually one more.

                  FYI – Graham wears a prophylactic anti-vampire collar to bed every night. (He wishes!) But I can ask him about it if you like…

                  Seth

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  11. Stranoparanormale says

    February 14, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    said it was going to be long and in the last paragraph the ad is supposed to be an and.

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    • Seth says

      February 17, 2011 at 11:40 pm

      (Ok I fixed the ad —> and thing for you.)

      Seth

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  12. Elderburn says

    March 19, 2011 at 10:58 am

    Mummys cant be zombies. They have no brains. That makes them a compleatly different race.

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    • Seth says

      March 29, 2011 at 12:47 am

      Hail Elderburn,

      I couldn’t agree more. That is why I gave mummies their own page separate from zombies. What Strano and I were discussing up there was a report they heard of a zombie on the loose in Wyoming and this page just happened to be where we were having the discussion but rest assured I know that the difference between mummies and zombies is more than just bandage and decomposing skin deep. But thanks for pointing it out anyway it is a pretty confusing area of survivology and you know what I always say, “you can never be too safe or too alive!”

      Got any more supernatural research to share?

      Thanks again and keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  13. Deathin says

    April 1, 2011 at 7:01 am

    I don’t know if anyone already pointed it out but it’s Set, not Seth. Don’t worry Seth.

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    • Seth says

      April 1, 2011 at 3:34 pm

      Hail Deathin,

      Thanks for pointing this out. In my opinion this fact can not be emphasized enough to all the demigod descendants of Osiris! I know at least one of them checks in on this site from time to time.

      Keep on keeping on!

      Seth

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      • Deathin says

        April 1, 2011 at 7:36 pm

        You’re welcome. I’m just helping. Mummies aren’t zombies, because they have no brain. The Egyptians scooped it out and fed it to the cats. That can help with the monstrometer.

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        • Seth says

          April 5, 2011 at 8:30 pm

          Hail Deathin,

          Thanks for the info, it’s important to make these distinctions following the recent events in Egypt.

          Did they really feed the brains to the cats? If so then who did they feed the cat brains to? Other cats? If so this could account for zombie cats….

          Thanks for keeping on deathin on.

          Seth

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          • Deathin says

            April 5, 2011 at 8:50 pm

            Seth, it was ment as they threw it away.

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            • Seth says

              April 22, 2011 at 7:41 pm

              Oh I see… but did they throw them somewhere where cats could eat them?

              Seth

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              • Deathin says

                May 3, 2011 at 9:49 pm

                They probably just threw it outside, so feral cats could find them. Oh and I know isis and are friends with Bast. She is not evil as Flamel, states, but wad bonded by a deal, with sobek. Sobek is the Coronitchthy. Well one of his forms

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                • Seth says

                  May 15, 2011 at 5:21 pm

                  Hail Deathin,

                  I knew it! Feral cats -> mummy brains -> zombie cats! Are you implying they may be commanded by Bast?

                  Keep on with the keeping on,

                  Seth

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    • Khons says

      October 10, 2011 at 4:07 pm

      It’s Seth in Greece and Set in Egypt I am the son of Set

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  14. julioscan says

    April 25, 2011 at 9:45 pm

    egiptians 😕 😕 😕

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  15. Deathin says

    June 22, 2011 at 2:35 pm

    Ahh home at last. But however so fleeting. My sheep decided to shut-up for a minute. I may need to donate him to a petting zoo. I mean, he has a prophecy for everything! A prophecy about parrots? Come on! But the words are true. Also Anubis said for me to chose my animal head and accept the fact that I work for Egyptian gods now. Scylla decided to work for Nephthys. Also she apparently is my mother. My father is Sobek, as well. Goddess of plants, the Nile, and the dead + God of crocodiles. Sums up my life. I came from the water to go with the dead. I have godly parents so…

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    • Seth says

      June 24, 2011 at 2:56 am

      Hail Deathin,

      No kidding about your prophetic sheep its prophecies are pretty prolific. Thanks for sharing them all. Hopefully we can decipher some of them.

      Wait a minute did you just tell me that Scylla is your mother? 😯 Did I read that right?

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

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      • Deathin says

        June 24, 2011 at 6:37 pm

        no Nephthys Is sorry 😯

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        • Seth says

          June 27, 2011 at 5:44 pm

          Hail Deathin,

          Oh okay I see how I read that wrong now. So Scylla decided to go work for your mother. How do you feel about that?

          Hey do you have your own anhk? If so can you use it to undo evil and cure ills?

          Keep on keeping on.

          Seth

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          • Deathin says

            June 27, 2011 at 7:18 pm

            Well I was created to help bring back Egypt, to it’s former glory. Just Set let us from our godly parents and put us in mortal wombs. He was left out on the plan. So they want to round us up, and take our spot in the immortal pantheon. Though we don’t know who they are.

            P.S. I have taken the head of a croc.

            P.S.S. I’m not troubled by my best friend working for my mom.

            P.S.S.S. Not yet on the healing, though I can speak to aquatic reptiles.

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            • Seth says

              June 28, 2011 at 4:52 pm

              Hail Deathin,

              Well it seems that you are doing a good job on the return to former glory so far. It is a pretty big job though… there is a lot of former glory to restore.

              So if I am reading this right you are saying that you are not the only Egyptian godly progeny around. It kinda sounds like there might be a lot of you. Good thing the new Demigod update to the Monstrometer is coming out soon.

              Keep on keeping on.

              Seth

              P.S. How do you like the croc head compared to your old jackal head? Better or worse?

              P.S.S. Well that’s good. You never know for sure if godlings are on good terms with their parents.

              P.S.S.S. Ok well let me know when you can do the healing. That is pretty awesome power. So only aquatic reptiles so far, that’s too bad. I was hoping that you might be able to have a chat with Sam’s bearded dragon. He keeps escaping from his cage and I am pretty tired of finding him in my bed…

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              • Deathin says

                June 29, 2011 at 6:58 am

                Well I don’t have my crocodile head yet. I need to go into a 4 day “purification” process starting at noon, today. Well bearded lizards, huh. Have you done background tests on it. It’s possible it could be a draconous homo aquatise. Or in normal words an aquatic draconian. Techincally I be a godly form of that after the tests, so. Well first just run some tests. Oh and get ankh. And lots of stir-fried yak. Not reptile can resist a good leg of yak. Now that I think about it. Lots of domesticated Bearded Lizards, end up plotting their master’s demise. So look under the bead Seth. Look under the bed, to see what’s really under there.

                P.S. Have any of you been bitten? That would trigger the salivary transformation from found in Bearded Lizard, Komodo Dragon, Gilla Monster, Nile Monitor, or Galapogos Tortise Draconian transformation. It’s slow, and unrecognizable until the later stages.

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                • Seth says

                  July 4, 2011 at 6:53 pm

                  Hail Deathin,

                  Well if your purification” process went as planned I guess you should have a crocodile head now. So, how did it go? Do you get to keep you old head? Can you switch back and forth or can you put your old head under your pillow and hope a fairy brings you money for it? If so how much would your head be worth?

                  I haven’t been bitten by Sam’s Bearded Lizard, yet. It hasn’t bitten anyone else either (as far as I know). It doesn’t seem very interested in biting, more interested in sleeping.

                  Now that I have gotten the update submitted for the new update to the Monstrometer I am heading out to buy an Ankh and some yak. Then I am going to scan that lizard. Thanks for the advice.

                  Keep on deathin’ on.

                  Seth

                  Reply
                  • Deathin says

                    July 5, 2011 at 7:20 am

                    Good, good. Well the purification process worked so well, that Set is now rounding up little humans, and turning them into monsters.

                    My head is fine, I have a gator head now, but after some magic practice, I can go all the way, full gator or full man

                    I am also creating a new species in the alligator family. It is going to look like a Komodo, be as big as a car. And it lives in China.

                    I sent a mind message to the bearded lizard. I said to stay in your cage, or Set will send you when you die to face eternal damnation.

                    Reply
                    • Seth says

                      July 14, 2011 at 1:41 pm

                      Hail Deathin,

                      A Komodo as big as a car in China? Are you sure that is a good idea? I mean they kind of have lots of traffic problems there already with out Lincoln sized Lizards clogging up the freeway. How many did you make?

                      Good news on your head. Having options is good. No more jackal head though I guess.

                      Thanks for talking to Sam’s bearded dragon. He hasn’t escaped since you posted this. At least as far as I know…

                      Have you tried out the new Demigod update to the Monstrometer yet? I am interested to know what you think.

                      Keep on keeping on.

                      Seth

                      P.S. Hey wait a minute did you say that Set is rounding up little humans and turning them into monsters? OMDG!

  16. Deathin says

    July 21, 2011 at 9:15 pm

    Sorry about the long break. I had trouble trying to locate a girl who has Isis and Osiris as parents. Wow was she hard to catch. So the Demigod part is nice, but it’s based all on Rick Riodian books. Where’s the creativity Seth. Set might just get you for that one. You started an outrage through out god kind. And this isn’t just the Greeks and Egyptians. You got Indians, Norse, and Celtic gods angry.
    Here’s a tip. If you see a tall man… run. Fast. It’s probably a god trying to exert vengeance. And if he has a tool case and a goatee, you’ve got Thor on you hands, and you better make peace.

    Reply
  17. Deathin says

    July 25, 2011 at 10:06 pm

    By the way did you scan your bearded lizard yet?
    He is probably a draconian. And remember don’t let him bite you. He’s got the transformation venom. I also cancelled the china croc. The possibility of it surviving the first yer were 1 to 7986.385

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 15, 2012 at 12:42 pm

      Hail Deathin,

      I have been meaning to get back to you with the scan results of the bearded lizard but I have a little problem… I can’t find him…

      He went missing around the time that you posted this and no one has seen him since. Now that it is the Year of the Dragon I am starting to get a little worried about this.

      Do you think that maybe he is hiding somewhere plotting my untimely demise? Do you have any thoughts or ideas on ways that I could maybe lure him out of hiding? A peace offering of some sort perhaps?

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  18. Pauzzis97 says

    September 22, 2011 at 6:03 pm

    Right now in history i’m learning about how you make mummies ! and i have a link to a game my history teacher told us to play ! it’s fun but not my thing ! hahaha
    LINK : http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ancient/egyptians/launch_gms_mummy_maker.shtml
    :mrgreen:

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 15, 2012 at 12:38 pm

      Hail Pauzzis97,

      I meant to tell you this a long time ago but this mummy link you sent is awesome. It certainly can help survivors learn a lot about Mummies. And knowledge is power. There are not a lot of resources out there that are this cool.

      Thanks for linking it.

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  19. ARC says

    October 9, 2011 at 10:03 pm

    ARC is trying to learn about an ancient object known as the VoidSphere, apparently the sphere glows purple and is lined with gold.? ARC knows some things about it, it apparently was delivered to this planet centuries ago to save people from death, the object was made to bring strength to the weak. Over time a great pharoh came into possession of the sphere and wanted the power all to himself, he laid a curse on it so that if it was removed from the pharohs tomb, over time it was theorized that this item caused mummies to return to life and doom the ones who take the treasure, this item is an essence of the void before it became a hellish dimension. If one is to take the sphere and go to one of the many obelisks in Egypt then they not only dispel the curse, they have the opportunity to use its power to restore the void world and re-create an ancient gateway to and from both realms. Now then, where can ARC find this item?

    Reply
  20. ARC says

    October 9, 2011 at 10:03 pm

    ARC is trying to learn about an ancient object known as the VoidSphere, apparently the sphere glows purple and is lined with gold.? ARC knows some things about it, it apparently was delivered to this planet centuries ago to save people from death, the object was made to bring strength to the weak. Over time a great pharoh came into possession of the sphere and wanted the power all to himself, he laid a curse on it so that if it was removed from the pharohs tomb, over time it was theorized that this item caused mummies to return to life and doom the ones who take the treasure, this item is an essence of the void before it became a hellish dimension. If one is to take the sphere and go to one of the many obelisks in Egypt then they not only dispel the curse, they have the opportunity to use its power to restore the void world and re-create an ancient gateway to and from both realms. Now then, where can ARC find this item?

    Reply
    • ARC says

      October 10, 2011 at 2:47 am

      ARC must have it

      Reply
      • ARC says

        October 10, 2011 at 3:38 pm

        The longer it takes ARC to find it the longer Zyboragon suffers in hell for sacrificing his own life to protect the world from the void.

        Reply
  21. Khons says

    October 10, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    If it was in a pharaoh’s hands before it is in a god’s hands now try the demi-gods

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      October 10, 2011 at 4:08 pm

      Why not check my hands?

      Reply
  22. Deathin says

    October 29, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    Gurgle pugle mic zan dho Shan giv pic pic pic!!! Zim PAC no can seer Tay ugle bay? Shim?

    Reply
    • Seth says

      November 4, 2011 at 8:41 pm

      Hail Deathin,

      I am having a bit of trouble deciphering your post. I am left with three theories:

      1) It is a code that I don’t have the key for.

      or

      2) You may have turned into a zombie.

      or

      3) You might have been to the dentist and then used a speech to text tool to post without proofreading the results.

      Please let me know what’s up.

      Hope you are keeping on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
    • Seth says

      December 1, 2011 at 5:05 pm

      Hail Deathin,

      Are you okay? Do you have peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth? It would be great if you could update us as to your status.

      Hope you are still keeping on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  23. Deathin says

    February 16, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    Hmm… I have been experimenting with carp. Dragons evolved from them according to Chinese folklore. I have to think that may be your only option. You could actually ask a mermonster to turn you into a carp. Then you swim as hard as you can up the Yangtze River. The gods will reward your determination by transforming you into a Chinese Long (dragon). Then you fly home and your extremly developed nose can detect the bearded lizard draconian. Of course you may not want to be a dragon so…

    Reply
  24. Shadow says

    May 8, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    Set is my dad. Too bad my mother is a fairy. When I got to deathin’s stage I chose a wolfs head, and I became a werewolf because of the magic and god. They mixed causing a genetic reaction. Shadow wolf over and out.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      May 16, 2012 at 3:52 pm

      Hail Shadow,

      Thanks for sharing your genealogical research. Does this mean your primary form is wolf and you can turn human? Or you are human who turns part or full wolf? Are there many more who share your heritage?

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  25. zelda says

    May 22, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    does anybody have a clue what this means

    i woke up with blood on my arm and around my mouth

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      May 22, 2012 at 12:47 pm

      It could mean many things.
      First, is all the blood your own? Are there any teeth impressions on your arm? If so, are they your own?
      Any information you can provide is vital.

      Reply
  26. zelda says

    May 28, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    i didn’t look for bites and i don’t know who’s blood it was

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      May 28, 2012 at 5:37 pm

      Well, check yourself for bites or cuts, there’s also the slim possibility that someone is messing with you, (happens more than it should).
      Also view your surroundings, you can often find weird and unexplainable things lying around.

      Reply
  27. Zelda says

    May 28, 2012 at 9:34 pm

    Ok I looked for bites but did see a cut below my bottom lip but it didnt look like it was bleeding

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      May 28, 2012 at 9:41 pm

      Well, your situation is complicated, the only other thing I can suggest is checking around to see if there’s anything suspicious in your current environment.
      Perhaps you’ll find something that would explain the cut below your bottom lip.

      The next step is memories, if you can remember anything strange happening the night before, perhaps you met a new person or saw something that made you curious?

      Reply
      • Hades says

        May 28, 2012 at 9:54 pm

        Is this where father wanted me to visit?

        Reply
    • Seth says

      May 29, 2012 at 7:27 pm

      Hail Zelda,

      A belated thank you for checking in with this problem. Zyboragon is a long time survivor and his questions and advice are usually very good. (You can read about him here.)

      Yours is indeed an interesting situation. Certain kinds of young bitten werewolves do not recall the bit until long after. Did you check the bottom of your feet for dirt? Were there any other clues?

      And something else to think about. Sinny, a new shapeshifter on the site, has disturbing nocturnal transformations as well. (She turns into a potato among other things.) Does this sound like you?

      Do you remember any dreams? Has it happened again?

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
  28. Bebe says

    June 23, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    Can cat mummies come back the one in the wall is making noises and it’s been de@d for years ?

    Reply
    • Seth says

      July 23, 2012 at 8:07 pm

      Hail Bebe,

      I hate to break this too you but… yes they can. Cat mummies in particular are exceptional at coming back.

      Has yours made any further stirrings or is it being sneaky..?

      Seth

      Reply
  29. Jameropsunkantu says

    January 27, 2015 at 10:24 pm

    Please, someone…help me…

    Reply
    • Hatter MT says

      January 27, 2015 at 11:16 pm

      James? Is that you? I haven’t seen you since… Dammit reaper learn to control your territory. Anyway james how are you? Do you need anything specific?

      Reply
      • Jameropsunkantu says

        January 28, 2015 at 3:08 pm

        S-Safety f-from reaper corps. Hunting m-me

        Reply
        • Hatter MT says

          January 28, 2015 at 3:38 pm

          Well James, not to put a damper on your mood but your as alive as the original jason and the argonauts, which is to say pretty dead, they actually want you to be safe. But I can bring you to a good location until they find you.

          Reply
          • Jameropsunkantu says

            January 28, 2015 at 4:36 pm

            Not dead! Not dead! Alive! 3rd time!

            Reply
            • Hatter MT says

              January 28, 2015 at 5:33 pm

              James I need you to know that your decayed which means you don’t exactly belong in the world of the living anymore, I guess I could speak with Osiris about this but until then I need you to let the reaper corps take care of you, ok?

              Reply
              • Agent TL says

                January 28, 2015 at 7:05 pm

                Hatters right, best not stay with him, hatter is a bit of a fugitive right now…
                Best come with me…
                If it makes you feel better I’m only a scythe, my reaper is…
                Unavailable…
                At the moment.
                *penelope reaches out her hand in her human form*

                Penelope

                Reply
            • Agent TL says

              January 28, 2015 at 7:07 pm

              Hatters right, best not stay with him, hatter is a bit of a fugitive right now…
              Best come with me…
              If it makes you feel better I’m only a scythe, my reaper is…
              Unavailable…
              At the moment.
              *penelope reaches out her hand in her human form*

              Penelope

              Reply
    • Seth says

      January 31, 2015 at 9:25 am

      Hail Jamer,

      SOS received. What is your current situation with the Reaper(s)?

      Keep on keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
  30. Catveena says

    July 6, 2015 at 12:07 am

    I actually think it was Anubis that invented mummification and Osiris was mummified after Seth did __well you know lol
    I’ve heard about mummies from some of the humans back home.
    I find it quite amusing that humans try to save everything. Lol
    * sighs *

    Reply

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