Lutin are a kind of house spirit originating from and being most common in France although with French colonial expansion Lutin have spread around the world notably to Quebec, Louisiana and south-east Asia. Many survivologists question Lutin being given their own separate designation from similar and possibly related species like Brownies, Imps, Hobgoblins Kobolds and Leprechauns. I however fall into the other camp that believe that Lutin deserve their own designation. To lump Lutin and Leprechauns into one list is to limit one’s likelihood of living through a link up with these little louses. Lutin may also be referred to as Nain Rouge (French for Red Dwarf) based on their favourite attire.
There are both benevolent and malevolent Lutin and in addition to looking like little people Lutin may also sometimes take the form of small animals like cats.
Characteristics of Lutin:
- Like to hang out in gardens
- Often appear in travel/vacation photos
- Rumoured to dislike salt.
- May be able to turn invisible
If you actually are a Lutin then you have good potential for getting a job representing a travel website but probably not as a French Fry cook.
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Arghana…! Maybe I should go back to the child’s father. 😉 If Alex speaks the truth, then…!
LP, you wont be having The Masters kid for a while. That is AP and your kid. Suprising, really.
Unless Markems… Never mind that’s outlandish…
Just say it, Dren. I need answers.
(holds Colt to head)
It’s been a good run.
Gimme that!
(Takes Colt)
I think that another quality of the shadow beast is that it can use one being to pump out multiple spawn by something called spērmish colonialization. (I came up with the phrase.) It’s where only a fraction of the spērm is used, and the others infect the surrounding tissue, like a virus, creating a sēx cell that produces spērm to impregnant the host…
😯 😯 so I’m gonna get pregnant again?! Oh Arghana! *hugs you* oh…
Stop telling me! I’m a cop, dämnit.
(sobs)
My wife was räped, my daughter was attacked, and now you’re telling me there’s something wrong with my son?! Do you know how this feels?!
I’ll shoot you if it makes you feel better…
I just want to kïll the son of a bïtch that did this to my family. 😥
Hes deād…
Arghana… OH! I know what’ll make you feel better! We can go to that vampire-ball-thingy-activity… Come on! It’ll be fun!
I am a vampire. Sounds alright.
(kisses LP)
🙂 🙂 🙂
Now where is my Princess?
Alex, I would suggest asking Lady V, I mean, she IS her MOTHER.
I haven’t seen Lady V either….
Maybe ask Bebe? Those two are like Siamese twins ever since V got nicer. Kinda weird to see them apart.
Heh heh.
Do you know something, Z?
Can’t talk about it, Bebe would kiII me.
😆
Yeah. That’s outlandish…
Hey guys what’s up?
Read above and you’ll know. 😯 😥
Ummm… I’m sorry LP Agharna seems like an id|ot.
Go to Hëll. I’m a cop trying to take care of my family. Everything’s f$&@ed up. As if you could do better. Try showing some sympathy, ässhöle.
I’m time! I can go back in time and fix whatever I scrëwed up so you I can do better.
I’m confused. Prince… cop… shadow elemental…. which one is it?
Prince, cop, Shadow Elemental Vampire.
Hey guy! Click/tap on my name!!
Cool…
Your son’s a really nice person. Do you know where he is? I want to talk to him…
Sis, good to see you…
Hey, what’s up? ^_^
Nothing much… I wish I knew where Poppy was, but…
What ’bout you?
Hey Dren, hope you find Poppy. I owe something to her… Are your kids alright? They big, strong, and smart like their dad?
Whats up?
What do you think of the whole situation with my mom? Would you care for all my brothers and sisters If you had to? And… How many siblings do you think I’ll have before the year ends?
According to my time log, you’ll have over thirty million.
D@mn!
It’s the creation of a new species, they’re going to spread out far and wide.
Your dads a shadow elemental? If could be thousands! I would care for them becuase if I were married to her I would literally have meant “for better or worse.” but know now my house is your house. Your still my daughter and I won’t give you up. Here… Here’s the key to my house. This one is in Florida. But I also have a house in Wyoming if that suits you better. Jessy keeps everything stocked and there is always food.
Thanks. Hahaha…
…………..
I still can’t eat anything. The spears nearly tore my tummy apart. It’s hard to breathe too… I have REALLY bad Chestache… I… think mom said something about a “piggyback heart.” What’s that?
Sorry. Forgot that my mom used my phone to message you guys… At one point…
Here child *puts hand on shoulder, connection glows for a second and fades* you should feel better now.
Mutt, have you looked up lately?
Uncle Mutt?
………….
Yeah I feel a little better… What did you do?
Most people forget this but angels are some of the greatest healers in this dimension. And yes I have looked up Zyboragon, why do you ask?
Mutt, I fly in the sky everyday, I’ve noticed..things.. You normally have voices or a premonition, I want to know if you see it.
Im afraid that’s something I’ve had to give up Zyboragon. Well more like have taken away. The Heavenly Host….. Pømpous hįghminded ãirheads have changed me. But I have noticed something…. Off.
I’d like to think that I’d be happier to learn that I’m not imagining things, but I’m really not.
I could līe if you wish…. Although that seems purposeless now. All I know is there are warning signs to see if your looking for them. The strange weather, the unseasonal heat, the fact the White Sox are in 1st place while the Cubs are last…. there’s definetly unbalance in the world.
Not to mention the Time Vortexes, sun color, and fading stars.
Well I didn’t want to frėak anyone out but yes. Even the Host doesn’t know what’s going on, and I’d know now that I’m an ar… Well they’d tell me if they knew something.
You guys suck! I wanna learn too! 😡 😡
Trust me, you don’t.
Whatever is about to happen… we’re boned.
Gah, Mod.
That’s what I get for using Mutt’s catchphrase.
Where did “we’re boned” originate from, anyways?
Bender, from Futurama. Someone (I think it was Pt5t5r) had a Nibbler avatar. And yes!! It’s my catchphrase that I støle and used here!! Muhahaha!!!
Oh yeah? Well Mutt, bite my shiny metal
That was disappointing, my keyboard went away and I hit submit, I was actually going to type it. 😆
Wow…. Two thumbs up for that one Z that was brilliant!!
Oh well you got the message across and now you don’t gave to worry about muderation.
Say what you want, I’m just happy I can say that in a literal sense. 😆
Yeah I know! But I felt dūmb saying, “it’s funny cause he actually has a metal @ss duh huh snort giggle”
Now would be a good time to come up with a pun that would get me slapped.
The power of the periodic table!
UHM… UHM…
I, know a place,
Where the elements are in order!
Liquids
Metals, gases.
What the HECK is underneath it?!
(Lanthanoids)
You can travel the woooorld,
But nothing comes close to the Gold Auuuuuuu….
Once you party with us…
You’ll be poisoned by Uraniuuuuuum!
Californium Gurls,
We’re So forgettable!
Protons, neutron, electrons,
On top!
Bromine gets so hot,
We’ll melt your popsicle!
Sorry me and my friends came up with that in the- damn, okay yeah, I get it! It’s dumb! I’ll stop.
That sounds farmiliar……
Ok well no one say “that sounds farmįliar” cause apparently that triggers mod. 😉
(slap)
I’m eccentric!
(takes off white glove and slaps Z with it)
It was worth it! 😆
Don’t make me pull out the part about Snoop Dawg.
Haha! Well played AP.
Lol
*giggle*
🙂
Olin sorry. Please catch me up to speed on you I’ve been away. I’m sorry I wasn’t here. A piggy back heart is actually two hearts working together to keep you breathing.
But… Why would I need one? It sounds like something an old person would have… I’m not old! 😡
Actually it has saved lives. A 16 year old born with a faulty heart resently had her donor heart removed meaning she is running on her own heart now. She is now running around and play with a fully functiona and perfectly healthy heart.
Did you know this girl 🙂 ? So I’m gonna need another person’s(creature’s?) heart? That seems… Kinda awkward. But if it’s gonna save me… I guess it’s okay.
Z, I never got to say, thank you for the wish…
I can wait.
For?
N
Uhh… Why is you’re pic for lutin
a garden gnome?
Hail Wolf boy,
Well that’s a very good question and the answer is quite simple. Lutin ARE garden gnomes!!!
You see Garden Gnomes (or Lutin as they prefer to be called) are an ancient race of little people. They love to live in the gardens of big people because then they can just steal your vegetables instead of growing their own (Lutins are very lazy – sorry Lutins but you know it is true, I bet you are all so lazy that none of you will even write in to complain about this comment!!!).
So to keep their gardens free of Lutin infestations people would put little statues of Lutins (aka Garden Gnome statues) out in their gardens or yards to let other Lutins know that they can’t come live there because there is already a Lutin living there so there is no more room!
Now this was a good plan but unfortunately for tricky human gardeners Lutin are smarter than birds so these ‘scare-lutins’ don’t really work but instead have the opposite effect and Lutin have adapted to freeze and pretend they are a garden gnome statue when caught pilfering potatoes or robbing rutabagas. Then the humans think they are just one of those cute little statues that they bought at the garden centre and don’t think twice about it.
So there you have it.
Keep on keeping on asking good questions.
Seth
P.S. Sorry for the long delay in getting back to you.
Mr.Mutt you said something about the Prince Of Heavenly Hosts. Supposedly HE is MY guardian angel. But I’m not sure. My personal astrologer told me that. And she is very good about these things.
Sorry Mutts Not at home right now. However if Michael, who is not the prince of the heavenly host rather the Head of the Heavenly Host is your guardian angel your most likely a prophet. They’ve always got an archangel sitting on there shoulders.
-laughs nervously- no….that can’t be…..it makes sense though….but I’ve already got Finrir the forest lord saying I might be an Eldar…and I have wings growing in and a tail growing…and I’ve been seeing little darts of lite and movements of something in reflections or In the corner of my eye….Nah this can’t be added to my already somewhat full plate of life…
wait…..you said Michael….he’s the fighter not the messenger…and yes I knew that was his name. Bl
What is all this talk about Michael?
Wait movements half-glimpsed from the corner of your eye?
Sounds like Either a Shade-walker or a Bloodknife assasin
neither one would be good I suggest you keep cold iron on you at all times.
Some body help my there is 10 lutins in my house what do I do?
Plant a garden indoors
I suggest hiring a werewolf. Lutin protect your garden from evil. But werewolves protect your garden from Lutin.
Ok Reaper do you now one?
my cousin married a lutin : lutine if there female: they have at least 60 kids now and live near Roanne france. Almost everything they own is a shade of red lutins love red. Lol