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Humans!!!

October 6, 2009 By Seth 398 Comments

DangerSign-Small-optYOU MAY BE DEALING WITH A HUMAN!!!Seth_twitter

Humans may actually be the most dangerous of all the creatures identified by the Monstrometer.

Humans are a complicated, complicated, COMPLICATED bunch. If you had a nickel for every expert opinion on how to deal with them, you would be so rich that you would never have to deal with them. That’s how complicated humans can be. Even the most benign, garden variety human can be very hazardous to your health and safety at times.

So given that humans are not even my area of expertise – and besides this is kind of a conflict of interest here given that I am a human – what can I add to this research?

Maybe just this one general principle. Never show fear. Because chances are the human is afraid of you too. More afraid than you are. Humans are a notoriously fearful bunch. It’s not entirely our fault. We live short little life spans. We suffer from fang, fur and flight envy, not to mention pitifully limited sensory perceptions. As a result, most humans are painfully aware of their impending death and destruction and this fear is always just under the surface waiting to catch fire. So whatever else you do – and unfortunately I can’t tell you whatever else – but whatever else you do, don’t feed the fear fire. Never show fear.

************************************** IF THE HUMAN IS YOU! *****************************************

Just keep on keeping on!

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. slade says

    February 8, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    hello,
    i need to know, which would be the most depressing race to live? this can be answered by any one but i NEED the answer from seth
    thanks,

    slade

    Reply
    • scar says

      February 8, 2011 at 4:09 pm

      WHAT DO U MEAN BY RACE AS IN WW AND HUMAN MUMMY AND WITCH OR MAYBE MERMONSTER IS THAT WHAT U WANT TO NO

      Reply
      • slade says

        February 8, 2011 at 4:23 pm

        uumm…your in all caps…and what i mean is, what race is the most depressing to live and i mean race as in not skin color, i mean witch and dragon and ww and what not…

        Reply
        • Seth says

          February 9, 2011 at 4:00 pm

          Hail Slade,

          Well it is hard to say but I think that probably zombies have the most depressing life (or unlife in this case).

          I mean it has to be pretty depressing to have everyone be afraid of you and to have bits of you falling off all the time. I guess they don’t think about it that much they seem pretty fixated on eating my brain usually but it sure is depressing to consider becoming one.

          What do you think would be the most depressing?

          Seth

          Reply
  2. slade says

    February 22, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    sorry i havent been on in a while, you know, things to do, places to go…..annoying ex-girlfriends to -ahem- “accidentally” murder…..>XD…..well i would think (like most people) that the vampire would be most depressing, or the draconian, to always be alone and on your own doesnt fit my needs, but i guess that if you add all the powers i mean then EVERYBODY should be afraid of you…heh heh…i dont really think it would effect me because my life is quite depressing already but yeah, dragon and vamps are probably the most depressing

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 27, 2011 at 8:02 pm

      Hail Slade,

      Thanks for weighing in & glad to know you are keeping on. Point taken. While zombies in the early stages are pretty depressing, I think it’s true by stage IV most zombies are pretty much over it, due to zero activity in the limbic area of the brain. At that point they may be depressing to the people around them but likely not dealing with many adverse emotions of their own. While draconians, as you say, especially the oldest ones, the full ones, say five hundred years old, live cave-bound lives with only their treasure to comfort them, (some of them.)

      I don’t know about vampires though. They keep on looking good and they seem to have very busy social lives even if it means hanging out in high schools which as we all know can get pretty depressing… oh wait. Yeah. High school. Okay. You win. Vampires must get pretty depressed.

      Hey why are you asking this anyway? Is this part of your personal research? Are you a paranormal psychologist by any chance?

      Seth

      Reply
    • Moto16 says

      May 2, 2011 at 10:14 pm

      Okay slade we vampires are not depressing!! Ya sure we can’t go out in the sun but who cares!!! Das ist nicht güt!! Woops sorry.. When I get angry I start speaking german. 👿

      Reply
      • Metallica Fangirl 13 says

        July 12, 2011 at 7:57 am

        serioisly?? this is not knidness??

        Reply
    • Vianna says

      May 24, 2013 at 3:57 pm

      Draconians are not depressed not in my case anyway!

      Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        May 24, 2013 at 5:54 pm

        You’re one of the lucky ones then.

        Reply
  3. Phia says

    March 13, 2011 at 11:51 pm

    Dear Seth,

    What are some give-aways that somebody is human?

    ~Phia 😉

    Reply
  4. Werewolfsareausome says

    March 17, 2011 at 10:56 am

    Being a human stinks

    Reply
    • Seth says

      March 20, 2011 at 12:07 am

      Hail Werewolfsareausome,

      You are so very right! Being human does stink, but it doesn’t have to. Proper safety hygiene is very important particularly since most supernatural creatures have much more finely tuned senses of smell than humans do.

      For more info on this watch episode one of my zombie month videos: The smell part starts about 1:30.

      You can watch the other videos here: http://sethonsurvival.com/?page_id=2

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Werewolfsareausome says

        March 20, 2011 at 11:06 am

        Seth I ment BEING HUMAN IS BORING, SUCKS, AND JUST PLAIN HORRIBLE

        Reply
        • Seth says

          April 3, 2011 at 6:22 pm

          Hail Werewolfsareausome,

          Oh ok, I get you now. Well I do have to say that while that may sometimes feel true that things could be worse… you could be a zombie…

          Keep on keeping on.

          Seth

          Reply
          • Werewolfsareausome says

            April 6, 2011 at 7:48 am

            Yes that is worse no offense zombies ➡ 😉 😐 😡 😈 🙂 😯 🙄 🙁 😛 😳 😮 :mrgreen: 😆 💡 😥 😎 ❓ cool faces

            Reply
            • Werewolfsareausome says

              April 6, 2011 at 7:50 am

              I’m back 😛

              Reply
  5. Kindacreepedoutchick says

    March 17, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    Well, reading this kinda makes me feel bad for you guys. I mean, constantly being plagued by us… That’s gotta be rough.

    Reply
    • Helpingfella :D says

      March 17, 2011 at 7:30 pm

      You mean like eaten or bitten and became unnormel?

      Reply
      • Helpingfella :D says

        March 17, 2011 at 7:45 pm

        yea i am finnaly gonna admin it……………………….I’m human.

        and yes it is hard for us i mean we battle with blood, fur, and more

        Everyday the human race is acting up…. either a human from a bit or scratch that can turn them into a vampire or werewolf
        veryday humans suffer right now the minute your reading this a human is born or killed……. and there killed by ww’s, vamps, witches, zombie, canniable. etc… and you ww’s just eat them i heard a baby got killed and eaten by you guys not good at all i hope your wolf is happy……..sry just a little mad there i am just trying to help my family. And you guys (ww’s) i am trying to teach the value of life that you guys have been given (check it out on the ww page)

        and yea Humans are just like saying you guys (nonhumans) are like colors and the humans are just plain gray.

        Reply
        • Katie says

          December 31, 2012 at 9:24 pm

          Dear helpingfella 😀 I am a werewolf and I feel offended. I just survived rituals and I survived another Halloween and there were zombies and dragons and kitsune and these large other creatures trying to get past us to destroy mankind and this is how you repay us?

          Reply
        • Midnight wrath says

          January 1, 2013 at 5:00 am

          Listen ….there are some bad werewolfs ill admit but there are protectors as well like me I protect humans every day I put my life indanger for yours you have really inraged me from your comment and some don’t have a choice but to feed off of humans so you need to realize that so e werewolfs are trying to protect you humans from us and others even from each other… 😡 so please reconsider okay

          Reply
          • Vianna says

            May 24, 2013 at 4:00 pm

            Ikr!!! We try to protect the humans! I fight scale and claw and I never get thanks! Errrrggggg!!!

            Reply
            • Zyboragon says

              May 24, 2013 at 6:05 pm

              Get used to it. I have saved humans that still won’t think twice about drawing a blade towards me.

              Reply
  6. pauzzis97 says

    May 2, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    hey seth ,remember i told you that in my school they didnt let you wear jewelery (day walker locket) , well i went to school today and my teacher told me to take it off , i got so angry and bit her in the neck 😯 😯 😯 my whole class got so scared even my best friend maked me a horrible face !!! 😥 im so sad ! but her blood was delicious !!! 😛

    Reply
    • Moto16 says

      May 2, 2011 at 10:09 pm

      I know how u feel man. Try tomatoes they really help me. Suck da juice out!!! :mrgreen:

      Reply
      • pauzzis97 says

        May 7, 2011 at 4:23 pm

        i know they are sooo good ! TOMATOES ROCK !!!

        Reply
        • Moto16 says

          May 7, 2011 at 7:21 pm

          Everyone looks at me funny when I eat tomatoes like an apple. 🙄

          Reply
          • pauzzis97 says

            May 7, 2011 at 10:48 pm

            i know ! , i hated tomatoes before but after i became a vampire i just got a new taste from them ! they are so yummy 😀 eating one right now !!!

            Reply
    • Seth says

      May 12, 2011 at 11:24 am

      Hail Pauzzis97,

      Thanks for this unflinching confession. Unfortunately I am not the Vampire Pope so I have no way absolution to offer you. Just a few words of belated advice, from Vampire A.A. one of the first vampires on the site. She would say, COULDN’T YOU TRY WEARING THE RING BACKWARDS?? Or on a toe, maybe? Somewhere unseen? I regret that I did not remember her advice until today. Now the only thing left to ask is, how did you clean up the aftermath of this scene? Now that all your classmates saw you vamping out on a teacher? And what happened to the teacher? Were you able to stop yourself killing or worse turning her? Did you seek medical attention and a memory sanitary engineer for the whole classroom?

      This could be very instructive for others Pauzzis. You’re not the only one. It happens.

      Just keep on keeping on!

      Seth

      Reply
      • pauzzis97 says

        May 12, 2011 at 5:18 pm

        well after it happened everybody was in shock and they all ran out of the classroom!
        Then i went to the bathroom for a mop we have there and cleaned the blood.
        My teacher well she’s long gone and i tossed her to the big dumpsters in the back of the school, and that day i found out that i had a power , mind eraser power , it was crazy !!! my whole class went to the principals office to tell on me but i was so mad and in a sec. everybody was on the floor except me and when everybody got up they were like why on earth am i in the principals office ! 😯

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        • Mr. Mutt says

          August 10, 2011 at 11:20 am

          You killed a human being! And yet ww are called the monsters. Now does anyone understand why I don’t like vampires? One bite and you guys just completely forget what it’s like to be human. Don’t cross my hunting range or you’ll regret it.
          Mutt Out

          Reply
  7. Argonian says

    June 9, 2011 at 10:37 pm

    Hey i’m a demon and I’m having a hard time hiding my horns and people sometimes see my tail so how do I deal with it without killing anymore people because I’ve killed so many I see they’re faces HELP ME PLEASE

    Reply
    • Seth says

      June 10, 2011 at 10:13 pm

      Hail Argonian,

      Thanks for this heartfelt confession. Sorry to hear about the faces. But you’re not alone. In fact it’s a common problem. Why else does your steak arrive without a head attached to it? Faceless food is just easier to digest. Took a few years for humans to figure that one out. And sometimes as hard as you try to reform, others just stay stuck on the tail. So don’t fall into their trap! That’s the first step. The second step is to invest in a good hat, possibly one with ear flaps and stick with baggy pants -no matter what. Skinny jeans are both dangerous and hideous. (Sin circulation, comprende?) But those are just short term. Any long term solution should involve finding out who has your contract and how you can void it. Are you a first born? Is one of your parents or ancestors a rock star or movie star, a scientist or a mathematician? Or are you? What’s the deal?

      Keep on and let keep on!

      Seth

      Reply
      • pauzzis97 says

        June 10, 2011 at 11:07 pm

        Hey seth you never answered my comment above argonian’s comment ! 😐

        Reply
        • Seth says

          June 10, 2011 at 11:52 pm

          Hail pauzzis97,

          Sorry about that. I guess I just didn’t See a question there, more of a report.

          I guess what I would say to that is. Wow! That is not really a very good survival tactic. It makes keeping the whole secret identity thing very hard and also makes it tough to use the “but I’m a nice vampire defence.” Maybe I should take that comment down before your vampire hunter friend Hannah sees it.

          Sorry again. Sometimes it gets a little crazy around here and I miss things. I am only human after all. Well 99.98% human…

          Keep on keeping on.

          Seth

          Reply
          • pauzzis97 says

            June 11, 2011 at 1:22 pm

            it’s ok humans miss things , everybody in my family is human except me and julio so you get used to it , and most vamps too 🙂 ! also i been using my power with one of my teachers ! we had to do a project in groups and i was going to pick hannah and dani ( my bff’s ) to be my partners , but my teacher choose me another 2 partners so i used my power and i told her that my partners for the project were hannah and dani ! our project was mystical creatures ( for history ) and we got an A+ because hannah and i knew a lot !

            Reply
            • Seth says

              June 16, 2011 at 9:15 pm

              Hail pauzzis97,

              Is that Hannah the same Hannah who is also a vampire hunter? or is that another Hannah? If so is she a supernatural creature?

              Is your friend Dani a supernatural creature also?

              Seth

              Reply
              • pauzzis97 says

                June 16, 2011 at 10:56 pm

                yes hannah is the vamp hunter and dani well she is just so normal ! sometimes it freaks me out 😯 hahahaha and one more thing seth , can i be the beauty and relaxation guru of seth on survival ???? please i am in my own site the B&R guru , but nobody visits my site so i might as well post my facials and recipes to your site if that is ok with you???? and i can’t find my daywalker locket any were i look all over my house and nothing !!!! and also i found out that my girly and emotional state is because of the full moon 🙂

                Reply
  8. Argonian says

    June 11, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    Seth it’s argonian and there’s another problem I……uh…..sorta killed my host so now those agent guys are on my tail (no pun intended) and it’s hard for a shadow demOn like me to stop killing so what should I do?!

    Reply
    • Seth says

      June 14, 2011 at 10:34 pm

      Hail Argonian,

      Thanks for keeping on. Have you ever considered a caudectomy? Might work. Or would it be too dangerous? How are they able to see you?

      Seth

      Reply
  9. vampire girl says

    June 14, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    i dont beleve im humans ”yeah i guess i am one” but i have fangs feel ones and feel like a vampire not a human but even vampires were humans

    Reply
    • Seth says

      June 14, 2011 at 10:39 pm

      Hail vampire girl,

      It’s true and thanks for pointing this out. There are few – if any – sasquatch vampires for instance. (If anyone out there has seen one, please don’t keep it to yourself!) Most vampires are or were human, although the very oldest vampires seem forget it. How long have you been a vampire-human? Human-vampire?

      Keep on keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
  10. thezombieduck says

    June 17, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    Humans are reaaally annoying the last memory I have of thm is some foolish people stealing my gold (let’s just say I had a nice roast that night

    Reply
    • pauzzis97 says

      June 17, 2011 at 7:59 pm

      dude , do you know seth is human right ?

      Reply
    • Metallica Fangirl 13 says

      June 19, 2011 at 8:13 pm

      omg are u like a leprechaun??!! 😈

      Reply
      • thezombieduck says

        June 20, 2011 at 4:21 pm

        yes i do know seth is humans and i ment aaages ago and no im not a leprechaun 🙄 im a draconian

        Reply
        • pauzzis97 says

          June 20, 2011 at 6:52 pm

          Oh ! jiji sorry , nice to meet you :mrgreen: !

          Reply
          • thezombieduck says

            June 30, 2011 at 3:58 pm

            its ok 😆

            Reply
            • pauzzis97 says

              June 30, 2011 at 4:50 pm

              Hey ! cool that your a draconian ! i always wanted to see one in they’re dragon form ! , but i can’t because there is like NO draconians in my city , so dreams crushed for me 😥

              Reply
  11. MermonsterNicola says

    July 9, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    

    Reply
    • Scarly says

      July 27, 2011 at 2:07 am

      Mermonster Nicolas, I haven’t heard from you in a while, have you been swimming the tropical seas? You didn’t run into Medusas children did you? I hear they hide a lot of places. Hope to see you soon!!

      S

      Reply
  12. Metallica Fangirl 13 says

    July 12, 2011 at 7:53 am

    HEYY SETH-TYPE-PERSON-HUMAN-THINGY!!!!

    Reply
    • Seth says

      July 14, 2011 at 1:13 pm

      Hey MFG13,

      Werewolfy-shapshiftery-Raveny-type-thingy!!! How are you doing? Haven’t talked to you in a while… well at least as far as I know. Every time I see a raven I was and say, “Hi MFG!” Were any of those you?

      Have you developed any new powers? Perfected any old ones?

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  13. Metallica Fangirl 13 says

    July 14, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    Yes I think so and I have no new powers and havent got time to perfect old ones
    And…….(drum roll Please)………..I CAN SEE UP UR NOSE SETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
    • Scarly says

      July 14, 2011 at 3:21 pm

      Oh dear, Seth that’s embarassing. MFG – please don’t look up mine I already hate my nose! Can you actually become a raven? That’s so crazy and cool. Have you read Edgar Allen Poe’s poem about the raven? You can read it here:

      http://www.heise.de/ix/raven/Literature/Lore/TheRaven.html

      Do you think he wrote it about you?

      Reply
    • Seth says

      July 28, 2011 at 12:48 am

      Hey MFG!

      Get outta my nose! Stop looking in there. Nothing good can come of that.

      Although I did lose the key to my bike lock, I thought that I looked everywhere but I will admit that I did not look up my nose. Did you happen to see it up there?

      Keep on keeping on. Well except don’t keep on looking up my nose.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Metallica Fangirl 13 says

        July 28, 2011 at 11:33 am

        Scarly:i Cant see ur face therefore i Can not see up ur nose and i dont Think he was writing About me because i was not alive then
        Seth: i am not sure if i did because i was pilling ur leg!!!!

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        • Seth says

          August 7, 2011 at 6:34 pm

          Hail MFG,

          In the future it would be great if you are going to pull my leg if you could please concentrate your efforts on my left leg. It’s a little shorter than my right leg and I’d like to even them out a little bit.

          Thanks and keep on keeping on.

          Seth

          P.S. I’ll let you know when to stop pulling my left leg so it doesn’t get too long and then I have the same problem but the other way. Ok start pulling now.

          Reply
          • Metallica Fangirl 13 says

            August 10, 2011 at 6:03 am

            Omfg Seth!!(laughing so hard)Why so serious?! It’s a figure of speech

            Reply
            • Seth says

              August 10, 2011 at 1:00 pm

              Hail MFG,

              I totally know that’s a figure of speech but seriously my legs aren’t the same length so I would really like them evened out in a non painful way. Maybe you don’t have this problem (being a shapeshifter) but almost every human has one leg longer than the other. On the other hand it may be an even bigger problem with shapeshifters since you can change the len of your limbs how do you know when they are all the same length? Hard enough with 2 legs it must be tough when shifting into a form with 4 or more legs like a wolf or millipede. How do you manage? Got any tips for the other shifters out there on bilateral symmetry transformation techniques?

              Keep on keeping on.

              Seth

              Reply
  14. Argonian says

    August 1, 2011 at 9:22 pm

    Hey Seth earlier you ask how those agent guys see me and the reason they can is because there using a magic to detect me and the demon council won’t let me tell you any more or else they’ll take my essence

    Reply
    • Seth says

      August 7, 2011 at 6:39 pm

      Hail Argonian,

      That is very informative information that you have provided there. A51 is using magic to trace supernatural creatures! That is big news.

      Did the agents carry magical devices or were they actually casting spells? The answer to this could be pretty significant.

      Thanks for this info and keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
    • Scarly says

      August 12, 2011 at 3:09 am

      Argonian,

      Have you had any trouble with the demon council? Would it be OK for you to tell us if A51 agents are using brightly colored light magic or sticky dark magic? Or neither? If it’s bright magic what colors were around? Blue green? Red? I’m just trying to figure out what to watch for if I see that A51 agent creeping around some more.

      Thanks!
      Scarly 😛

      Reply
  15. Rebecca (lil sis) says

    August 15, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    Dear Seth i have almost all the results on monstermeter i havent got human 😯 🙄 😳

    Reply
  16. Wolfdemongirl07 says

    August 18, 2011 at 12:29 am

    I think I’m a ww please help me

    Reply
  17. Wolfdemongirl07 says

    August 18, 2011 at 12:40 am

    99.8%werewolf

    Reply
    • Scarly says

      August 18, 2011 at 2:26 am

      Wolfdemongirl07 Here are the questions I try to ask most new Werewolves:

      1. Can you remember being bitten, or do you think you were born a werewolf?
      2. Have you transformed yet? If not, what other signs do you have (fever, rage, craving rare meat?)
      3. Do you know of any Werewolf packs living near by? If so, maybe you can join them
      4. Do you like muffins?

      T here are lots of WWs kicking around this site – nice to meet you, I look forward to hearing your answers!!!

      scarly (also a ww) 😉

      Reply
  18. The doctor says

    August 29, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    Somebody once said seth needed a poem.

    SOS…I got an emergency
    That needs to be met with urgency
    area 51 wants to meet me
    And I don’t think it’s for tea.
    Who do I look for in a hurry?
    Who can warn me when to scurry?
    Seth can
    Now I can get a tan
    Without worry
    Thanks a ton
    For helping me avoid area 51.

    I am not much of a poet but there you go.

    The doctor

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 20, 2011 at 4:39 pm

      Hail The Doctor,

      Thanks for sharing your miserable plight,
      You know my advice – think flight over fight,
      As you control time,
      I’m sure you’ll do fine,
      If you just STOP STOPPING TO RYHME!

      Seth

      PS – But seriously my chrononautical friend, although poetry is essential for the survival of the species in general, only in rare cases can it be considered a strategic response to a survival situation… what gives?

      Reply
      • The doctor says

        September 20, 2011 at 4:49 pm

        Sherlock here sorry the doctor is stuck with spaticus’s wife trying to get her to not have sex ‘relations’ with every guy she meets in an attempt to keep her husband alive.

        Reply
      • The doctor says

        September 20, 2011 at 4:51 pm

        Sherlock again what did I do why am I on the moderation list? Do I need to say “relations” instead of the other word?

        Reply
        • Seth says

          September 20, 2011 at 5:06 pm

          You got it Sherlock!

          Seth

          Reply
    • Seth says

      February 3, 2012 at 1:26 pm

      Hail The doctor (where ever you may be) and Techno Fire,

      I was just looking back at this post and thinking again how awesome this poem is and I am wondering if I could get your permission to repost it in other places. Like maybe on the SOS Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/sethonsurvival

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • The Doctor says

        February 3, 2012 at 1:50 pm

        Im well and I would be honored to have this on you fb page.

        Reply
  19. Shannon says

    August 31, 2011 at 9:11 am

    Humans are mean and are only good for sucky vampires 👿

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 20, 2011 at 4:24 pm

      Hail Shannon,

      Er on behalf of humans everywhere my apologies if you have had a disagreeable encounter with a homo sapiens BUT I please don’t lump us all into the same…

      Hey are you a vampire?

      Keep on keeping on!

      Seth

      Reply
  20. Gabriel Van Helsing says

    September 27, 2011 at 10:40 pm

    Long Live humans !!! Humans against monsters!!!! All creatures will be destroyed!!!

    Reply
    • The One says

      September 27, 2011 at 10:52 pm

      Looky here human I’ve been protecting your stinking rear ends for awhile so if you don’t want my help I’ll gladly crawl into a whole and let all the godawful hellacious monster at you.

      Reply
    • TempestZyboragon says

      September 28, 2011 at 5:18 am

      Okay, this is the kind of post that pisses me off.
      Here all of us are trying to save your race and yet you have the nerve to post something like this?

      Your obviously mislead on what this site is! This is about surviving, all races and species surviving.
      I didn’t just travel from this universe to protect the keys to the void and come back to get elimated by my own friend and then get revived again, just so I could deal with your ignorant post.

      Seth himself knows, its monsters like us that help your world.
      Our survival is his survival, his survival is our survival.
      Oh and if your still making comments like this I’ll just take some monsters back to the realm I was in, and then we’ll see how a fragile human can handle fighting the creatures of the void.

      You have been warned. Do not test me.
      Also it’s just going to be alittle hard for your race to survive without monsters, and if you want a war, you’ll have to deal with me, A giant metal angelic cyborg ghost dragon that can summon storms.
      Not to mention the fact that cyborgs are monsters and it’s because of them you humans even have the technology that you do.

      When you post a message like this, its not only unamusing, inconsiderate, ignorant, absurd, selfish, demeaning, and just plain rude, but it’s also ridiculus.
      Seth is a human on this site, and he’ll be coming onto the site. He won’t like your post.

      Next time think before you post.

      Reply
    • Seth says

      September 29, 2011 at 4:23 pm

      Hail Gabriel Van Helsing,

      I did not survive watching TZ travel from this universe to protect the keys to the void and come back to get eliminated by his own friend and then get revived again just he could deal with anti-monster rhetoric…

      Human to human, I have to tell you, this is not the best move. What has something soured you on the marvelous among us? What’s you’re story? Are you sure that you are 100% human? Have you scanned yourself? And BTW – you remind me of somebody from a long time ago… have I met you before?

      Seth

      Reply
      • TempestZyboragon says

        September 29, 2011 at 4:45 pm

        Wow Seth the beginning of that was just awesome.

        Reply
        • Seth says

          September 29, 2011 at 4:58 pm

          Hail TZ,

          Thanks I only learn from the best! 😉

          Maybe we can’t just cast a spell or insert a chip but we humans can actually learn. Sometimes.

          Seth

          Reply
  21. Z-Man says

    October 3, 2011 at 12:22 am

    I never thought I’d end up joining this page, but I’m no longer an angelic cyborg ghost dragon anymore… I am a human again. Been far too long since I’ve felt so helpless. I feel so weak. The only thing I can take joy in is the fact that I have hair to comb.
    You’d be amazed at how much I’ve missed the feel of combing my hair.
    I can’t believe it.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      October 3, 2011 at 2:15 am

      Hail the Z-Man,

      Hooray for human hairz LOL 🙂 Seriously hair is very important to human survival. It is highly conducive to evolutionary dating endeavors and moderately protective – if not actually the source of mythological super strength. So don’t comb it too hard.

      Okay but what’s the deal here? How did you get your humanity back?

      Keep on grooming on.

      (Er except maybe lay off the combing. It does fall out you know.)

      Seth

      Reply
      • Z-Man says

        October 3, 2011 at 9:32 am

        Well, me and mutt teamed up earlier so I could fight ARC while he found put the absorbed energy from Devo back into the keys, but mutt was too reckless and attempted to fight Abstract, upon doing so he absorbed so much of the keys energy he would’ve exploded, but I sacrificed all my power to save him and ARC took advantage of that and used my own antidote on me turning me human.

        Reply
        • Mr. Mutt says

          October 3, 2011 at 9:41 am

          So boring. Wouldn’t you rather be a colonel in TEANH?

          Reply
          • Z-Man says

            October 3, 2011 at 9:43 am

            No

            Reply
            • Mr. Mutt says

              October 3, 2011 at 9:56 am

              SO BORING Zyborg 🙄 can I offer you anything that you won’t immiediatly refuse?

              Reply
  22. Z-Man says

    October 3, 2011 at 9:59 am

    Nope.

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      October 3, 2011 at 10:08 am

      Your one word answers really are annoying you know. Nothing at all?

      Reply
      • The doctor says

        October 3, 2011 at 10:24 am

        Are you st|_|pid? He said NOPE!!!
        Hey do want kitsune protection?

        Reply
        • Mr. Mutt says

          October 3, 2011 at 10:37 am

          So is that how’s it’s going to be Doc? I brought you back to LIFE you little INGRATE !!! I’m possitively shakeing! The god of foxes and rice is after me oooo. What you going to do? Throw rice at me? Use a few parlor tricks? I give you this warning Doctor STAND DOWN or feel my WRATH! Do you realize what a battle between gods would do to the planet?

          Reply
          • The doctor says

            October 3, 2011 at 10:50 am

            You didn’t give me life the rings power never left:)

            Reply
            • The doctor says

              October 3, 2011 at 10:53 am

              Inari Ōkami (稲荷大神?, also Oinari) is the Japanese kami of fertility, rice, agriculture, foxes, industry and worldly success and one of the principal kami of Shinto.

              Reply
      • Z-Man says

        October 3, 2011 at 10:36 am

        Tell me mutt, is it my one word answers that annoy you, or is it just that they are to show defiance?
        One word answers: short, simple, and to the point. Who could possibly hate one worded answers?

        Reply
        • Mr. Mutt says

          October 3, 2011 at 10:40 am

          Someone who liked to have interesting conversation 🙄

          Reply
          • Z-Man says

            October 3, 2011 at 10:48 am

            Interesting conversation?
            All you’ve done is rant about having power, yeah hearing that over and over.
            REAL INTERESTING.

            Reply
            • Mr. Mutt says

              October 3, 2011 at 10:55 am

              Your right….. Ahgha excuse me for mentioning the power one more time. The energy you gave me to keep from explodeing isn’t going to last for more than a few seconds. I’m sorry about all the thongs I’ve done. I’ve been a royal pain and now it’schatching up to me……. Before I d¡e I just want to apologize and say how sorry I am for this meeeeesss. I’m going to cross intooo the blood and that way limit there damage toooo earthy. I’m sorrrrrryyyyyyy

              Reply
  23. The doctor says

    October 3, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    Who want to come with me and the doc to get mutt out of whatever power trip he is on?

    Reply
    • The One says

      October 3, 2011 at 2:12 pm

      I would except he’s dead. I sensed it the second it happened his soul was literally incinerated by the energy.

      Reply
  24. krptu117 says

    October 10, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    my girlfriend dumped me. 🙁 i dont understand humans at all.she told me she was not a vampire also(but she may be trying to lye to me. 🙁

    Reply
    • Seth says

      October 27, 2011 at 12:50 am

      Hail krptu117,

      Sorry to hear that. Who does understand females, human, vampire or otherwise? I certainly don’t, just ask Naya… actually maybe don’t ask her. I am probably already in trouble about something anyways and that would just remind her to be mad at me. You are just going to have to take my word for it.

      Anyways take heart, there are lots of other females of all sorts of species that would love to hook up with a guy like you and you are still young you have lots of time to love again.

      Keep on keeping on and remember that it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

      Seth

      P.S. Did you ever get a chance to scan her with the Monstrometer?

      Reply
  25. Werewolfs Rule121 says

    December 22, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    Seth I need help ur app says I’m a werewolf but I don’t recall ever being a wolf and now I have been getting strange cuts but I don’t have any strange birthmarks but I also love muffins. Help!!!!!!

    Reply
    • Seth says

      December 22, 2011 at 2:14 pm

      Hail Werewolfs Rule121,

      Welcome to the site. Thanks for writing in. In answer to your question the Monstrometer while not 100% accurate is generally very accurate at diagnosing supernatural conditions. To make sure that you get the most accurate results possible it is advisable to set the number of questions to 25 (the maximum) and before you scan make sure that your device (iPhone, iPod Touch or iPad) is very clean to avoid any potential contamination during the biometric data collection phase.

      That said judging by your symptoms a diagnosis of werewolf certainly seems logical. Many times the stress and pain and trauma of transforming is so intense that your psychological defence mechanisms kick in to prevent your brain from imploding and so the memories of transformations are often suppressed.

      Do your cuts heal quickly? Have you been bitten lately? Ever wake up with dirt or sand in your bed? Ever wake up somewhere other than your bed? Have you always loved muffins or is that a more recently acquired taste?

      Thanks again for writing in and keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  26. Werewolfs Rule121 says

    December 22, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    Thx for the advice Seth the cuts do heal and I have always loved muffins

    Reply
    • Seth says

      December 27, 2011 at 11:19 pm

      Hail WWRule121,

      Well muffin love is a strong indicator of lycanthropic tendencies. There’s no denser source of calories and yumminess for the inner werewolf – so I’m told anyway. As for the super healing cuts, did they leave a distinctive scar? On what part of your body? Can you recall when you got them?

      Yours in survival,

      Seth

      Reply
  27. Rome says

    February 7, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    i really dont like humans they try to destroy us(sorry to all u humans)

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 22, 2012 at 12:07 am

      Hail Rome,

      Well I know how you feel what with almost all humans being afraid of supernatural beings things often get out of hand but please note that not all humans are out to destroy you, only some.

      Some others though, not naming names (*** –> ME!!! <--***), are actually actively seeking ways to protect supernatural beings and humanity, ensure their mutual survival and to foster peace and understanding between all the different kinds of beings.

      So my point is please do not paint all humans with the same brush. Besides being inaccurate that would not be very hygienic. Well I guess you could wash the brush in between but that would still just make it hygienic but still wrong.

      Hope no humans have done you wrong lately.

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  28. Zyboragon says

    May 23, 2012 at 12:13 am

    This is a warning from A51 Agent Drosser, this site is being monitored thanks to the security privileges available on the device which was pulled from this “survivor”.
    P.S
    He smells bad.
    Nothing to see here, move along.

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      May 23, 2012 at 12:16 am

      Now your giving us warnings? Thanks…. I guess.

      Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        May 23, 2012 at 12:20 am

        I have to, Agent Smith had an accident and now I’m assigned to his post.

        Reply
    • Annette says

      May 23, 2012 at 12:29 am

      Hey dad, what’s area 51?

      Reply
      • Half Breed says

        May 23, 2012 at 12:35 am

        Top secret military base that monitors the worlds thre@ts and does test on…monster.

        Reply
        • Vianna says

          May 24, 2013 at 7:17 pm

          Area 51 is horrible! I am pretty sure that I was being chased by someone from there once! It makes me scared to go out in dragon form now, even to hunt in the woods… Miles away from any civilization! The ever glades! Really no saftey!

          Reply
  29. quinlan says

    June 2, 2012 at 3:05 am

    Calling all survivors! Urgent message; the Angel page will be updated with prophecys and urgent info! Go visit the angel page now!

    Reply
  30. vampwolf78 says

    June 14, 2012 at 10:15 pm

    Hey Seth, is it possible to be a vampwolf where you were a werewolf but then you got bit while in human form giving you both strengths and weaknesses from both ❓

    Reply
    • The Master says

      June 14, 2012 at 11:42 pm

      It can happen… It can happen… It happened to me and my brother Mutt… Me and my…! *curls up and starts crying*

      Reply
  31. Vampwolf78 says

    June 15, 2012 at 12:41 am

    I think it’s happened to me, cause I used to be a werewolf and then after a transformation one night a woke up with two bite marks on my neck and now whenever I change I’m a lot more powerful

    Reply
    • The Master says

      June 15, 2012 at 1:16 am

      Well, use that for the greater good….

      Reply
    • Seth says

      June 28, 2012 at 2:53 am

      Hail Vampwolf78,

      It is indeed possible. For centuries many believed that werewolf and vampire kind did not only not get along with each other but were mutually exclusive but modern supernatural survivology holds that not only is it possible for there to be vampire werewolf mixtures but that it is in fact becoming more common all the time. Not only that but because werewolves and vampires gain and loose strength as polar opposites during the lunar cycle it tends to moderate a werevamp crosses power level. As the full moon recedes and the werewolf power wanes the vampire power increases. After the new moon has passed the opposite occurs as the werewolf side strengthens and the vampire part weakens.

      Has your condition progressed? Does sunlight bother you now? We look forward to an update on your condition.

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  32. Akantha says

    June 15, 2012 at 1:20 am

    The master I just wanted you to know Mutt has a habit if resurrecting himself.

    Reply
  33. Zyboragon says

    June 18, 2012 at 5:07 am

    It would be interesting if there were survival checks on this site, it would not only boost some activity but also keep it known amongst ourselves if everyone is still present.

    Reply
    • mrjaffa says

      June 18, 2012 at 5:30 am

      yeah that would be quite cool, btw Z how hard do you think it would be to try to make a wing like the angel ones out of D3?

      Reply
    • Seth says

      June 28, 2012 at 2:46 am

      Hail Z,

      A survival check hey? Your ideas intrigue me… can you explain to me more about how you see those working? If I can (or maybe more correctly if I can talk Graham into it) I would like to explore the possibility of implementing something like this. It certainly sounds very appropriate.

      What did you have in mind?

      Seth

      Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        June 28, 2012 at 5:46 pm

        Sorry for the delayed response, I’m currently writing down my ideas. I’ll reply shortly after I’m finished.

        Reply
  34. vampwolf78 says

    June 28, 2012 at 11:06 am

    Seth, I’m starting to get used to it but when I turn I still sometimes loose control, and sunlight doesn’t really hurt me it just gets really annoying and starts to sting a little bit if I stay in it to long

    Reply
  35. Wereboy says

    July 14, 2012 at 10:02 am

    Help! I’m being hunted by fur chasers! (if you don’t know what they are just tell me) and these agents!(if you know who there are tell me) I’m a pure blood and I don’t know what to do about this! Please help me! Seth, anybody!, Help!

    Reply
    • Wereboy says

      July 14, 2012 at 11:50 am

      Please answer my question and ASAP!

      Reply
    • Raven says

      July 14, 2012 at 12:24 pm

      Hello Wereboy. Welcome to the site. Ive had many experiences with hunters and furs but Id turn wolf and @ttack them. If not, fond a nice hollow.tree to hide in. Agan, if not, just call your friend or your pack or someone who you can trust or has been threw. This before. Your friend Raven

      Reply
      • Wereboy says

        July 14, 2012 at 1:34 pm

        Thanks raven I have the perfect tree and I could try to go werewolf on
        Them. I’ll inform you on what’s going on.

        Reply
      • Seth says

        August 27, 2012 at 5:09 pm

        Hail Raven,

        Thanks for helping out a fellow survivor here. Wereboy if you’re still keeping on out there, let us know how goes the battle when it’s safe. The Blue Moon is coming. I wonder if the fur chasers will be out in looking for blue pelts?

        Seth

        Reply
  36. Kylie says

    October 16, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    What’s up people

    Reply
  37. Armoured Elementalist says

    December 31, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    Ah, humans. Such simple, yet such complex creatures. Brings me back to the days they first existed. The world was much easier back then.

    Reply
  38. imavampireforreal says

    January 1, 2013 at 1:15 pm

    humans…discrase! they dont even drink blood! 👿

    Reply
  39. wolf guy says

    January 2, 2013 at 1:46 am

    hail survivors i have recently became a werewolf and im a werewolf hunter too and the reason im on the human page is because i want to ask you humans if i should continue to hunt werewolves or not and maybe even because ill heal faster hunt vampires too and ive asked werewolves and they said stop hunting werewolves because well thier werewolves and they dont want me to kill them

    Reply
  40. firefang says

    January 3, 2013 at 4:37 am

    Stop hunting werewolves how would u like to be hunted for ur pelt like the ww like me that r being hunted 👿

    Reply
  41. werewolfgirl says

    March 19, 2013 at 6:51 pm

    seth have you ever scaned your self to see if you are a werewolf

    Reply
    • Vampgirl says

      March 23, 2013 at 5:04 pm

      My step sis is a human and I am a vamp i don’t want to hurt her how do I do that Seth?

      Reply
      • ?wolf says

        March 24, 2013 at 5:33 pm

        Controll yourself as best you can

        Reply
    • Seth says

      March 24, 2013 at 5:20 pm

      Hail WWgirl,

      Thanks for asking this important question. Although I never post my results, I do scan myself on a weekly basis, first thing in the morning on an empty stomach for best results. Over the years, I have, like everyone else does, experienced certain un-named supernatural anomalies in my test results. But in order to maintain my objectivity as a survivologist, I have to remain vigilant against expressing my supernatural side in any one direction. Therefore I follow a strict regimen to restore my human status to approximately 99.98% on a regular basis. Not that I wouldn’t LIKE to become a werewolf or a vampire -who wouldn’t? (Not a cannibal though. I’ve never been tempted by that one. I don’t care how many Cannibal Cruise Ship vacations they take.)

      Point is, for my work I have to remain objective. Which is how I study the remedies that I promote – I test them all rigorously.

      Thanks for the howling good question, to use a LycantheProtector expression.

      Seth

      Reply
  42. werewolfgirl says

    March 19, 2013 at 6:54 pm

    i feel like hunting a vampire in my werewolf form

    Reply
  43. werewolfgirl says

    March 19, 2013 at 6:58 pm

    you are half vampire and half werewolf vampwolf78

    Reply
  44. DoctorWho? says

    May 5, 2013 at 10:23 pm

    Hi. I have recently downloaded the monstrometer and when I scan my self it cones up as threat detected, but when I interrogate myself it says I’m human. I’ve cleaned my device and taken it out of its case while scanning. In quite confused.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      May 23, 2013 at 12:41 am

      Hail Doctor Who?,

      Well I am not that surprised that it says threat detected and you are a human because humans are one of the most dangerous beings in the galaxy. However I AM surprised that you are a human and commenting here on the site. We sure don’t get many humans round these parts.

      Have you turned up the Monstrometer’s sensitivity in regards to the number of questions that you get asked during the interrogation? 25 questions is what I recommend for the best results.

      That said welcome to the site. Always exciting to meet a fellow survivor.

      Keep on keeping on!!

      Seth

      Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        May 23, 2013 at 1:26 am

        Humans are lucky, I can’t even go a day without a group of dragon slayers attempting to cut my head off and sell my scales.

        Reply
  45. Wizard Overlord says

    May 13, 2013 at 7:42 am

    😉 Hi guys I’m lucky that I’m human but I still hybrid part dragon part human it all good but I was wondering how to change into dragon form? If any has the answer please reply P.S Seth if you see this just give me a 😉

    Reply
    • Seth says

      May 23, 2013 at 12:45 am

      Hail WO,

      Welcome to the site 😉 !

      For dragon advice I would probably recommend asking Zyboragon. He is kind of the resident dragon here and he may have some good advice for you. He usually does when he is not sleeping.

      Here is a link to where you can find him on the draconians page: http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/draconians/comment-page-6#comment-274362

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        May 23, 2013 at 1:01 am

        Actually, I’m a page roamer Seth. 😛
        Hail Wizard Overlord, changing into a dragon is no easy task, learning to control that aspect requires dedication, I first recommend meditation, through the use of this method you should encounter the dragon side of you, it will take a while, but the more you practice this skill the more often you’ll encounter your dragon aspect. Keep your mind focused and do not back down.

        Hopefully this will be helpful, best of luck.

        Reply
        • Seth says

          June 1, 2013 at 8:53 pm

          Hail Zyboragon,

          Thanks for roaming these pages. Good advice with the meditation.

          Keep on keeping on.

          Seth

          Reply
    • Seth says

      May 26, 2013 at 6:20 pm

      Hail Wizard Overlord,

      A belated 😉 to you on the Dragon Moon.

      A spell to change into Dragon form? Excellent question. The answer? Er…. I would have to ask Zyboragon or one of the other draconians around here.

      Please stand by. Figuratively speaking. Otherwise your feet will get sore at the rate I’m going.

      Thanks for keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  46. Doctor Who? says

    May 23, 2013 at 8:38 pm

    Thanks for the advice, also if you happen to see a strange blue police box tell me. I tend to go on this site because in a strong believer in aliens and time lords. If you don’t know what I mean by time lords you can look it up. I know Doctor Who is just a tv show, but what if he’s been disguised as actors and he has a fog watch?(timelords have fog watches to hold memory’s and if they disguised it holds the memories and all of that stuff but once opened he/she will gain back there memories) well sorry for ranting in about this but I hope you find this a bit interesting.

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      May 24, 2013 at 3:10 am

      I know The Doctor, though he’s quite different from what the show details.

      Reply
  47. Vianna says

    May 25, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    I bet he would be different, you know how dramatic humans are.

    Reply
  48. IX_Rep says

    June 4, 2013 at 8:15 pm

    Chaos: Hi Seth. I need some advice. Me and my ‘family’ are hybreds and are being hunted down by a group that calls itself HHH (Human Helpers for Humanity). They haven’t found our base because of Mother Hen’s protection spells, but they find us when we leave to get food/water/clothes/etc. To give you an idea about how bad it is: there were 14 of us, now there is only 6 of us including our pet Hellhound, Andrastae. I know us Psychos don’t have the best reputation, but we’re mostly harmless and I don’t know why these humans are hunting us. We’ve only ever killed those trying to kill us! Does anyone know about HHH? We’d like to talk to the leader. Any other advice is welcome as well.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      June 14, 2013 at 10:25 pm

      Hail IX_Rep,

      Thanks for this report. It’s generally hard to drum up help for psychos around here but I’ve posted your survival situation in This Week In Survival. No power tools if anyone stops by, awright?

      If you want my preliminary opinion on the situation, it’s this. Any group that calls itself Human Helpers for Humanity sounds immediately suspect in my book. See, the thing about humans is, most of us are a pretty anthropocentric bunch. We just assume that everyone knows we are human because what else would we be? So do you know who I suspect? I don’t want to point any fingers here but you should know that the single biggest threat to a psycho is in fact another psycho. Could this HHH group actually be a cover?

      Thanks for keeping on. No power tools.

      Seth

      Reply
  49. Wolfmaster186 says

    June 13, 2013 at 11:17 pm

    Being a werewolf is fun. 😉

    Reply
    • Seth says

      June 14, 2013 at 10:27 pm

      Hail Wolfmaster186,

      Thanks for your SOS message. What is the funnest thing about it?

      Er, please don’t say ripping out human entrails…

      Seth

      Reply
  50. Vianna says

    June 18, 2013 at 11:05 am

    …

    Reply
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