TOP THREE MYTHS ABOUT DEALING WITH DEMONS
(OR DAIMONS) :
MYTH #1: Saying “Bless You” when your friend sneezes will prevent demons entering his body.
CORRECTION: This can ONLY prevent English-speaking demons from entering his body! What about: “Gesunheit,” “A tes souhaites,” and “saúde?” You will never have time to cover them all. Demonologists are currently hard at work trying to find a universal demon-stopper word but until then it’s a crap shoot!
MYTH #2: Changing locations will NOT help.
CORRECTION – Changing locations can sometimes help. Depends what kind of demon or daimon you have. For instance, try leaving your demon at home with a baby, say your first-born son. They like that. If like me, you don’t happen to have one handy, your demon may be impatiently waiting around for you to produce one. Try gently explaining to your demon that you are trying your best to uphold your end of the bargain and how this kind of pressure is not helpful nor conducive to either of you fulfilling the terms of your deal.
Of course none of this helps if YOU are the first-born son. If so, you may want to start looking for a loophole – is your mom really your mom? Where was she on the day you were born? Work with her to make up a plausible alibi and ask to see the details of your demonic contract.
Also, let’s talk about elevators here. And escalators. Hellevators and Hellscalators. Basically any mechanical conveyance to waaaaay downstairs – if you know what I mean! Unlike angels, demons do not have functioning wings. And like many beings, they need a little help getting upstairs so to speak.
( Most demons are afflicted with one or more deadly sins – sloth for instance – and fun fact! – Hell fires actually burn on left over fast food grease.)
Anyway, point is, recent research now shows a full 73% of elevators and an unknown number of escalators may in fact be claimed by demons who make use of them as portals to enter our world. If you can identify these Hellevators, you may be able to make use of them to help you with your problem.
(Please do not make use of a hell elevator without the help of a qualified elevator technician. Ask to see his or her license!)
MYTH #3: Demons or daimons must be driven out.
CORRECTION – The matter of whether a demon needs to be driven anywhere is up for debate. The idea that demons are just trouble-making spirits looking for a lift out of Hell has been debunked many times. These days most demons seem pretty capable of driving themselves and make use of our modern conventions to operate portals into our world.
So maybe you need to make friends with your demon. Get to know them and let them get to know the real you. After all, it’s YOU they want. So take long walks together. Talk to your demon. Sing your favorite song over and over without accompaniment. Share the intimate minutia of your everyday life. Your every thought. What you ate today, how many trips to the bathroom, how that MEAN CLERK IGNORED YOU FOR, like, EVER!…
Watch as your demon learns to do the same. Ignore you forever that is.
Seriously though, new research by demonologists into the new field of “eudaimonics” which translates roughly as the study of inner demons, seems to indicate having a demon might not actually be so bad. Apparently the Greeks believed that each child was blessed with a personal demon or daimon who holds the key to the highest expression of his or her nature. This personal demon is believed to be the source of all personal knowledge and power in pursuits like the arts, physics and math. So learn to embrace your demon! Sure it’s hard. Sometimes they may cause you to projectile vomit and your head to spin around, but studies show if you can just get past that with your demon, it will be worth it. You and your demons can accomplish a lot if you just work together.
Of course if you and your daimon just can’t get along, you may need counselling or even a good separation procedure. I personally do not endorse exorcisms as I’ve never seen one that ended well. But don’t despair! While your average exorcist is probably a quack, there are qualified demon hunters out who know the locations and mechanisms of the demonic portals and how to operate them. A qualified demon hunter can contain your demon long enough to ship him or her away.
MYTH #3: Baby powder is a powerful demon deterrent.
CORRECTION: Only baby-powder huffers believe this. Demons and daimons love baby powder on their feet and even ah, OTHER parts. Putting baby powder on your bedroom floor is like asking a demon to dance.
~~~~~IF YOU ARE THE DEMON~~~~~
Well let’s say I know somebody – a friend let’s say, who has a supernatural survivalist show who REALLY wants to make more video episodes and who MAY be interested in making a deal. You know one of those riches and fortune type deals? (Not the supernatural musical skill kind – although that might be nice too.)
So if you’re not too busy signing contracts or whatnot, I hope you’ll contact me on the site and maybe we can work something out. I mean hopefully my friend can work something out with you…
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
What brings me here? Unhealthy business, Zyboragon. You see, certain demons are uprising and inciting riots in the Underworld. I was called there to see what I could do. It’s turning into a full fledged war. Influential people are coming back. And not the good ones.
So nothing has changed since my last visit there, I guess I’ll get started.
Cromh is back now seems like you didn’t do so well
I’ve come here to ask you for help. Anyone who is willing to help stop this is welcome to come with me.
You’ve been there before?
Several times actually..
Seth? Don’t you think you should add my kind? My kind is djinni (or genie).
Get in line, we still need Hybrids and Gargoyles.
Exactly I’ve been waiting an entire year for my kind to be put on this site. Found a new body, testing it out now.
Darn, and here I was hoping to see the distrust you’d have of yourself if you were an ARC.
Why do you think I made my own body?
Mr.mutt I’ll be quite fine.
*I shrug* you just watched him regenerate but whatever. *I calk towards the doctors room* I took care of all the nasty things that were attached to the light of your regeneration!
Thank you mutt! please don’t come in here!
*I shrug* you just watched him regenerate but whatever. *I calk towards the doctors room* I took care of all the nâsty things that were atracted to the light of your regeneration!
Oh and mutt! watch her carefully she was in the regeneration field. The giant bubble that surrounded her was one of the effects of my regeneration. if she changes or anything let me know. She probably got a pretty heavy dose of time in her.
I do not suck souls! do you know that I’m half incubus half siren!
So you attract your prey with your beuty and song and then suck there life force. Interesting.
no I put them in a dream state and feed off their auras!
You still weaken them. I recommend you avoid any Shadowhunters you might see.
thanks for the tip Mr.mutt.
Hey my house built you a room. down the hall first on the left if you wanna stay that is.
You do realise that an incubus is a male life-force sucking demon. And a siren is strictly speaking a FEMALE aquatic life-force sucking demon. 😕
Wow, i must say. I have seen not a single siren like myself, i’m confused if i should be thankful or tearful. Me and my fellow sisters decided we might as well be on this website to show you Seth that sirens are real. You may have already concluded this yourself but we never would know for sure. Anyway we would like to ask you for help as we are in a drawback as you might say anyone is welcome to answer we are only seeking help.
Well… A siren? Heard about them from my Great Uncle Arthur…
Don’t you lure sailors to their death? And strip the flesh from their bones?
That was a long time ago sweetheart. we have evolved you might say.
Sirens are fascinating creatures, I know about several different forms of sirens, but your statement “we have evolved” intrigues me.
I don’t kiss and tell. Me and my sisters want to stay a little mysterious, you understand this, right sweatie?
Naturally you would, I figured as much. Still, if I can be of assistance, I will try to the best of my abilities. (If anyone even needs the help of this old dragon).
I would never say your old, you might fall off your chair if you heard my birth year. Anyways, i’m not a full blooded siren my poor siren mother fell in love with my incubus father. Well she is long gone either dead or rotting with whales after her awful stabbed heart, sadly i not be joking. Anyway i’m having troubles balancing the sides out. i would like more info if there is anybody like me. If it wouldn’t trouble you sweets?
Hmm, well… I’ll look into it, your situation is kind of unique though, the probability is slim but not impossible.
Although, it would be easier to possibly locate others if I knew more about the kind of siren you are honestly, that way I could at least gain a list of similarities. Either way, I’ll check all my sources and keep an eye out.
In all honesty i have no idea what kind of siren i am. I have been disowned and am not to be spoken to. Even mermaids wont talk to me shockingly for the sluts they are… like i said father isn’t very talkative and mother is rotting with whales.
I wonder if Z actually sits on a chair. Hes a fragon, he could sit on a mound of gold. Or jaffa cakes. Or on a bed made of sponges.
Just kidding around, hun.
Hmm, well, I’ll check and see what I can find..
And Jaffa, I don’t ever sit, there’s too much work to do to relax.
oh Z, you so serious.
I’m not serious, I’m Zyboragon…or Batman… Hard to tell sometimes. 😛
thank you so much sweets. ;*
But you must slumber sometime,only the dead don’t sleep. Funny howmany demons I had devoured in my lifetime and how many sirens have tried to coerce me out to the sea but then run, when they saw I was a bit too scaly for there tastes (pun intended)
Hello Katarina we are Half Breed nice to meet you. How old are you? No wait that’s rude. Never mind we don’t want to know. Either way we would be older. A siren ay? Your kind are absolutely lovely. We married one a long time ago. Although she died (Old age gets ’em every time.) she was a lovely girl.
Well i look six-teen, but my age will remain unsaid. how old was the dear? And may i ask your breeds?
I am multiple kinds of wolf and usually I am also a time traveller but I seem to have split up. Normally I am two.
I’m part shape shifter and part werewolf. We are also a time travelling kitsune. The Doctor and I are usually one and the same but, I seem to have lost him. We seem to be in a state of temporal ripping. Me and The Doctor will be dead soon if we can’t reverse the affects.
I feel sorry for bringing a depressed statement up, I apologize.
No it’s a fact it matters not the biggest thing is that we need to stop it.
I would love to help but I know nothing really about these things.
Would it be to much to ask for a swim? (I shift into a sea blue werewolf with gills and fins) I want to have one more swim with the siren before I die.
I’ m half incubus so I can’t. And I’m not like mermaids.
Would you be willing to spend any time with a dead man? The Doctor has vanished. Hopefully he will be finding a solution but I fear he is dead.
I know something is wrong the system seems to think that I am the doctor.
I don’t understand the system?
There is system of complex…wires linking people together in the time line. The Doctor is dying and the Time wires can’t see that so it is linking me and him together. Wait………Do you smell anything? bacon possibly? okay doesn’t matter are you willing to do something for me? (My leg disappears and I fall)
oh my Lord!
never mind that! Incubus can teleport right? get to my house! In a teleportation field it will be the only place that is black. it’ll be black as death. go there! ignore the overpowering smell of muffins and go straight to the kitchen. in there there will be a small silver pocket watch. the watch has gears on the back. grab it for me and bring it back please I really need this ASAP! (My other leg vanishes and my body starts to disappear)
never mind that! Incubus can teleport right? get to my house! In a teleportation field it will be the only place that is black. it’ll be black as d3ath. go there! ignore the overpowering smell of muffins and go straight to the kitchen. in there there will be a small silver pocket watch. the watch has gears on the back. grab it for me and bring it back please I really need this ASAP! (My other leg vanishes and my body starts to disappear)
I’ve never transported before! I don’t know what to
do!
Then I’m dead.
oh Zeus! (starts thinking about the place you told me about, shows up in your kitchen.)
Bring it back to me (My voice is weak and strained. my body becomes more and more invisible
(grabs the watch and teleports back becoming dizzy)
(I grab the watch. I pop the watch open and a field of multi collored energy flairs out and covers both of us.) YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! (the energy surrounds you and fills you and explodes sending everything around us flying away.)
what the Hades just happened!
You know when a regeneration happens usually I look very different. Are you okay? a regeneration usually kills a person around me. How do you feel? are you okay? thinking any different?
You know when a regeneration happens usually I look very different. Are you okay? a regeneration usually k1lls a person around me. How do you feel? are you okay? thinking any different?
what just happened was you stopped me from visiting Hades. thank you. (I put my hand out) Hi I’m the Half Doctor.
I don’t feel well….
Here have a drink. (I had over a glass of water.)
Do you have any milk? that might help. either that or you could just throw up that does help to.
(takes a small sip.) I’ m glad you’re fine…
take a deep breath. what do you smell?
it will be over soon and if not I’ll go find a meal. (lays on your couch throwing an arm over my eyes) see I’ll be quite fine.
(I walk into my room and come back out with a blue blanket. The blanket had planets and stars on them that literally moved. I lay it on Katrina and go to my room to take a nap.)
half doctor?
Yes you have made me whole. say hello to me. the real me part Half Breed and part The doctor. all together A Multi colored werewolf time traveling kitsune. yeah yeah yeah it’s very confusing I haven’t even figured it out in it entirety yet.
his music was beautiful, but his aura was sour and nasty.
He was very emotional though. His emotions were beautiful to feast upon. (I lick my lips) never have met another one like him. (I look at you) Do you mind if I….
I do in fact mind hun.
Okay. I just thought…never mind. (I walk into my room and close the door. glasses start clinking and another explosion rips through the house. I stumble out) Gosh Dang IT! Not again! Okay the classic way then. (I rise up off the ground and float out the door) I’ll be back in a minute.
I don’ t know I can’t recall it….?
does your body feel like it’s on fire? are you extremely nauseous? can you walk a straight line? If you say Yes, Yes, Yes then you need to grab my hand and close your eyes. If you said Yes, Yes, No then you need to grab this (I hold up my watch) and press the button in the middle of the biggest gear on the back.
I’m only dizzy I just need to rest hun.
dizziness is not something to pass down.
Can I help you with anything? Can I bring you anything? I can’t do everything but I will do whatever I can to help.
Can I h3lp you with anything? Can I bring you anything? I can’t do everything, but I will do whatever I can to h3lp.
*I walk into the room and lean against the door* you should listen to the doctor.
Can I be of any service? thank you mutty.
(knocks on your door) I’m out for a meal!
(The room shakes with an explos1on and I r1p open the and stumble out. I cough and sm0ke comes out of my mouth.) Can I come?
(chokes on my spit) no I feed from auras I don’t think you want to come.
It doesn’t matter. I’m half kitsune look us up we feed on emotions.
I’m going to a club… they have the right auras…
If you don’t want me to come that’s alright I just needed a reason to get out of my house. Feel free to use this house at any time. I’ll leave the Blanket and a pillow on the couch. you can keep using this place so long as you don’t go into my room unless invited okay??
A Kitsune and an incubus…… A emotion sucker and a soul sucker. How fitting.
ok but I’m off I’ll be back in an hour or so. (walks out)
I’ll probably be asleep night. It’s sleep time for…(I fall Unconcious.)
(comes back to find you on the floor and pokes you with my foot)
Aaahhh what a delightful nap. Where am I exactly? Oh right! Home! How long was I out? No it desn’t matter. it’s so nice to be alive is it not?
well for some…
what is wrong?
for me small things for my sisters lots.
Anything that a time travel mixed breed could help with? I love to help and usually am pretty good at it.
no it is quite fine.
Hey by the way I just wanted to say. I am a time traveler. I am endless and I’ve been told my aura is absolutely amazing. I don’t mind if you want to have a try some time. I am capable of endless feedings and I only ask for an emotional snack in return. Oh by the way. The House has built you a room. It’s just down the hall first one on the right. It’s also built one for Mutt. I better tell him.
*I walk out of the hall stretching* I’ve already seen my room Doctor no need to tell me.
May I see the room
go ahead. It’s empty and boring right now, but as soon as you step in the System should be able to figure out what you prefer. You have to go in first. If I go in the System will think it’s my room and will redesign it for me. Follow me. (I step down the hallway and point to a black door.)
(walks in slowly shutting the door behind me)
Don’t get hurt in there! (I turn and walk into the living room. I flop down on the couch and turn on the T.V.) I feel like watching something old school. (The TV glows slightly and old programs turn on.)
did you know Beethoven is a vampire?
Yes. His music is hypnotizing and an absolute favorite of the vamp next door.
Hail Katrina,
Thanks for this important historical note and for contributing to SOS. Every music student should be aware. Is there any one of his works in particular survivors should be aware of?
Keep on keeping on,
Seth
be a child. (stomps out the house for a meal)
what did I do?
have you ever met Apollo?
Something like 3’000 years ago. you ever notice the smell? Kind of like burnt rubber if you know what I mean. I’m far older then you can imagine. of course I’ve met Apollo. and Apollo 11 and Armstrong.
I met the play boy In 1809 heading to a witch’ s party he saw me on the road
Playful fellow isn’t he? When I met him I was fighting against several nations, and he was giving me a message from Zeus. Zeus wasn’t very happy with me. He said I reminded him of his father. I told him I watched his father’s birth and he shut up.
hmmm what? (opens the door.)
Do you want to go feed with me later? I’m going to a very popular time the people there have incredible capaqcities for almost anything.
sure and did you know the room is sound proof?
It’s your room not mine. I don’t even know what it looks like.
I found out that it was sound proof when I started singing and nothing happened.
The room is supposed to be set up for what you need if you want the sound proofing gone then you should be able to tell it to go away.
the sound proof is fine I just forgot you were here.
May I take a look and see what your room looks like?
I guess…
grab hold and pretend as if you were going for a dip in the rier styx.
(grabs your watch) ook
GERONIMO!! (Light surrounds both of us and the world around you turns into what looks like a cloud group) YYYEEEEEEHHHAAAAAA!!!
(tightens my grib on your watch)
(The world around us explodes again.) Sorry you couldn’t post but how was your meal? I think it has been about 1 and a half hours since we got to Paris.
eh he was nasty but good at the same time
I had a wonderful feast.
how many?
25. it was a full feast I won’t have to eat for five months
I envy you sweets.
And none dead fortunately.
the guy I ate from is sleeping in his car…
(grabs Katrina and pulls my hand over her eyes) guess who it is! oh I can’t wait for you to guess, its Connor (hugs Katrina) were have you been?
Hey what did you think? (I hold out my hand and in it is a small silver bracelet.) I also made this for you. If you want you can have it. It will allow for limited time travel. unfortunately it’s the best I can give in the way of a present. Thank you for accompanying an old and confused time traveller. I enjoy you having a meal with me. I must say I have something I need to do. (I put the bracelet on my table and got into my room.)
thank you very much I will treasure it.
YES!!!
(I come running out hold a beaker of boiling color changing liquid) I’ve done it! it’s an isolated form of emotions!
really? have you tried it yet??
Umm….Well no. I guess I should huh? (I take a sip. My body sparks and explodes. Another spark hits the air, and I appear as a black werewolf.) Well that wasn’t what I wanted it to be.
(pats your head) let’s see if we can fix this hmmm?
Let’s. Come on in. ( I open my room door.) all the chemicals or anything else we might need are in here.
I met him at the fall of Rome. Which I had nothing to do with! Don’t listen to those gossipy driads.
don’t worry sweetie I won’t ever think lowly of you
Playful fellow isn’t he? When I met him I was f1ghting against several nations, and he was giving me a message from Zeus. Zeus wasn’t very happy with me. He said I reminded him of his father. I told him I watched his father’s start, and he shot up.
he’s just a big flirt.
Only if you happen to be a girl. If your like me he thinks your taking his job.
He tried to kīll me. it was pretty funny.
true, I do remember corsets Zeus believed every proper women should wear them oh and Aphrodite and her ideas.
Aphrodite was a frisky one. to bad she found out how old I am. She wasn’t to happy.
Corsets. Ha! I watched more women die from those things. I’m sorry I have no patients for those. My personal favorite was Aries the big creep had so much fun fighting me.
he didn’t like me being daddies favorite so we didn’t get along. But corsets hurt and having a maid have to tie you up every morning! it was Hades!
Beyond that I think. You ever meet Hera?
nope (shuts the door behind me.) it’s a secret.
okay. well if you would join me in my room then we can go feed.
Will do. (follows behind you.)
Here take this (I hold out a black leather gloe.) Put this on and the chemical compounds surrounding the room won’t turn you to paste. as soon as we step in grab the first thing that grabs your eye. tell me what it is. I probably won’t be able to see it.
Here take this (I hold out a black leather glove.) Put this on, and the chemical compounds surrounding the room won’t turn you to paste. as soon as we step in grab the first thing that grabs your eye. tell me what it is. I probably won’t be able to see it.
(turns around leaving the room) Im going back to bed.
WHAT?!? Your going to need the item to travel through time! We’re going to Paris!
I don’t want to touch it.
There aren’t many ways of getting there. this was the easiest way. you could just grab onto my wrist watch I guess.
(walks in) what did you use?
I have been using these beakers (I point to three red beakers) over here to attempt to isolate the electrical connections which create emotions. These are basically liquid brain. I used a dead person’s brain, which I re-created, to recreate the emotional connections. Hey if I could have figured it out I might have learned how to recreate auras.
I have no idea what this morph is I’ve never gone black before. I hope he doesn’t scare you. What does his aura look like?
Katrina? when did you start hanging with love sick pups?
Connor! what’s the matter with you! he is not a love sick puppy! I don’t know what or who p!ssed in you corn flakes this morning but don’t take it out on him!0
Connor please keep any comments to yourself. My other half has been alive for so long and finding a woman who has the likelihood of living forever has sent him into an attempt to marry her for her constant companionship. If you don’t like this I can try to talk some sense into him.
Connor please keep any comments to yourself. My other half has been alive for so long and finding a woman who has the likelihood of living forever has sent him into an attempt to marry her for her constant companionship. If you don’t like this I can try to talk some sense into him.
My other half has been alive for so long and finding a woman who has the likelihood of living forever has sent him into an attempt to marry her for her constant companionship. If you don’t like this I can try to talk some sense into him.
Hmm, look at all the cleverness occurring around here.
(laughs) your aura stays the same but there is a slight difference it’s just a tad darker, nothing dramatic.
dark? is that good?
I didn’t know you went for puppies, always thought you were more into the demigods or God’s. maybe I was wrong but just remember to let him off easy when you are done playing whatever lousy game of yours
black isn’t the best just means your sad or gloomy depressed but it’s funny cause you have a little pink.
I’m a bit aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhCCCCCCHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO (My body changes colors into a very orange werewolf. I sniff.) Oh great I look like orange juice.
(laughs) it’s ok your still a handsome wolf (laughs again)
And you are definitely a beautiful siren. or incubus if you prefer. Generally I can control it by yelling “Wolf”, but for some reason I haven’t been able to do it since the Doctor and I became one. In fact I haven’t been so Wolfy since I met you.
thank you, but I’m not sure why this would happen.
Let me try something.
WOOOOLLLLFFF! (Lightning strikes me and I change it a bright red werewolf) Hello Old Powers!
So I have a very important question for you.
who Mr.mutt or me?
You.
your question is?
I just wanted to know. Do I have permission to find you extremely beautiful? And could you ever see me as something more then a cr4zy mixed up hyper breed? or do you prefer g0ds?
you may and I don’t prefer God’s. (lightening strikes) except Zeus is awesome I mean look at that head God but He is like a father figure.
Would you ever consider being with me? forever? I mean when we get to know each other better. Zeus is cool and all, but I can control all of time and space. He makes a good father figure if you weren’t born before him.
I could but your older than my adoptive father never thought that would happen.
Alot of things are odd when you happen to be a time traveler.
Will that inhibit you from ever loving me?
I will need time but no.
Time is something both you and I excel in.
yes a little sharp but nice.
Man she was a sick one. what was Hades slave? I mean wife? Phospherone? listen I got to go. I’ll be on tomorrow but I have a fight to attend.
ok bye sweets
Good morning hun. (I knock on your door) I’m going to feed later tonight do you want to come?
Working together I’m sorry we can fill each other up with out killing any humans.
Working together I’m sorry we can fill each other up with out k1lling any humans.
(scratches your behind your ear) now who is a good boy?
(I start thumping my leg) Let’s hope it me. OOOOOOHHHHH yyyeeeeeaaaahhhh (I plop down on the ground.
(starts laughing) sure is.
MMMMMMMmmmmmmm That’s so nice. (My colors slowly shift from a red to an almost pure white)
other half? I don’t know but I find it funny, that she would even give YOU a second glance.
Other half as in other personality. two personality one body.
What is your problem man? Are you jealous or something? Listen I will. . .
(The Doctor’s voice cuts in) Half Breed? CHILL! What is your problem Connor? Oh welcome to the site by the way. I don’t believe we’ve met (I put my hand out) I’m TheDoctor/Half Breed. The same person but two very unique power sets. As The Doctor I am a time travelling kitsune. As Half Breed I am a multi colored werewolf with multiple different powers.
doc let the poor b@sterd speak his mind.
You have no idea what he is capable of. You could d1e if I don’t stop him.
I’ve been poisoned and I can’t turn into my stone form anymore, some weird Witch Doctor threw a bottle with green liquid on me, I’m not sure if the poison is fatal or not, I do feel a bit weaker and I am unable to eat anything without getting sick.
So, does anyone know if there’s a cure?
As fate would have it, I might.
Mr.mutt your aura is quite different please stop projecting it
Why would I do that? It frightens most attackers away from me.
I’m trying not to eat your aura and your making it quite difficult.
(Leans close to Katrina and whispers loudly enough that Mutt can hear it.) His emotions are absolutely delicious.
don’t tempt me your aura is just as bad (leans away)
Have you no control? I can taste your nervousness, your fear, your need, I can taste everything you feel why are you so scared of losing control?
(leans in a little closer) I have control your aura is so tempting
(I lean even loser) Try it. I tried your emotions. Learn how good my aura is. I dare you.
(pulls away)
So you do fear losing control. I’m never wrong. Oh well.
(leans in resting my hands on the side of your face) I guess I am. (starts to hum softly) just remember I tried to warn you. (puts my index finger to your temples slowly draining your aura.)
Mmmmmmm. That feels nice. So…tired. No wait…not tired. feels nice. (I put my hand on your face and smile) Such a wonderful taste (My hand glows and I slowly absorb your emotions to keep myself alive) Don’t worry you’ll live.
(pulls away quickly dashing to my bedroom)
sorry (I whisper walking into my room )
I’m sorry!
(I step out with my head bowed and my tail between my legs) no it’s my fault I shouldn’t have pushed you. I am sorry.
it’s fine.
(I perked my ears up a bit) You were delicious if that helps anything. (I giggle a little bit.) So very tasty. So much bravery and joy
thanks I think?
your welcome.
do you think Mr. mutt would mind info got a lion?
I don’t think it would matter. what he wants. go for it.
I think this is only a temporary residence for Mr. Mutt, and if he finds a Kitsune snacking on his emotions that Kitsune will wake up with 9 less tails then it went to bed with.
if I****
oh my zues (whistles) ok hope Shah didn’t run to far
she didn’t I can feel her.
what the Hades!
What! ( I jumped up and lifted off the ground and into the air. I faze through the ceiling and disappear.) WHAT THE HECK?!?!
(I land right next to you.) Let’s try a safer color. WOLF! (Lightning strikes and I change into a brown werewolf.) better right? What was wrong with the white one?
nothing I just never seen it before (sits next to you)
I think even Zeus might be very weirded out by me at times.
maybe so but who would want to be average?
please bent up emotions have never been good lets see what the pup can do.
No! I will not get angry. I refuse. To get angry would prove your point.
Hail Half Breed,
Thanks very much for your ongoing anger containment. Contrary to Mr. Connor’s claims, recent scientific research on the study of unwanted emotion reveals that unmediated expression of unwanted emotions is NOT the best survival practice. Unfortunately though he is half right in that repeated or continued suppression is also very dangerous. New science shows that most beings must learn and practice EMS – or unwanted Emotion Management Strategies. Like werewolves and witches. Except hopefully yours won’t involve condensing your emotions into a talisman or a spell that turns somebody else into an amphibian or lights an entire town on fire. Anyway, point is a good strategy can understand and harness the power of that emotion in a positive way that won’t kill us all.
Thanks for keeping on.
Seth
No my anger would only eradicate the entire planet in a blink of an eye.
Therefore it is best left in a black box near the core of the planet.
were is the fun in that?
no I told you my thoughts of you were as a brother, it is not my fault you took Hades deal! I told you not to, now your nothing but Hades lap dog. do not blame this on me! your immortality is nothing but YOUR burden to bear!
at least I didn’t choose to be a demon!
*I glance at you* I’m not worried. My aura would incinerate you before any real damage was done.
my my my (hums a little) your cranky.
Read my bio, the compassionate part of my soul disappeared a long time ago.
fine…
don’t turn this on me demon,in case you have forgotten what half of you is.
there might be but we think it all depends.
I’m almost too weak to type, all my energy is being used to communicate clearly right now.
I’m coming over we can examine you closely.
I hope you can buts that’s for you to decide.
Well then I have decided. I love you and therefore I will trust you. (I crawl onto my bed) I’m going to go to sleep. (I close my eyes and my form slowly shift once again to white.) night.
(I put my index fingers on you temples for 30 seconds) good night sweets and your aura is quite addictive.
That’s very nice. Now I have a serious question. why does it feel as if you have been tickling me when you do that? you know absorbing my aura or whatever you prefer to call it.
I don’t know there is lots of different effects
What would happen if you absorbed to much of my aura? would I become an empty shell? Or is it even possible to absorb all of my aura? are they like emotions? they just refill over time.
there like emotions. I won’t snack from took again since it freaks you.
It doesn’t freak me. A natural part of being me is a high curiosity level.
ok then did you see Connor most recent message?
No I’m sorry what did he say?
said that you could have the demon b___ and that he doesn’t have time to waste on me. charming right?
Absolutely. I’m sorry about him. I love you either way. I won’t let him get me down.
Absolutely. I’m sorry about him. I love you either way. I won’t let him get me down. Besides technically I’m a d3mon as well. Werewolves were supposed to be people possessed by a d3mon. A few millenia ago that is. That and I’m absolutely insane at times.
it’s fine and who likes normal?
Obviously no one.
So what you gonna do tonight? Wanna go out for some dinner or something?
Normal is overrated
is the myth of draconian s having mates true my sister wants to know she finds them fascinating
I believe so. My great great step grand mom was a dragon. My uncle on my dad’s side is a dragon morph. actually he’s more of a step uncle but you know.
she Will be very happy
What is she?
Larcus try this it should do for a temporary antidote. (I had you a test tube with green liquid in it.)
sure 🙂
That would be awesome! I know a really good place in Wyoming. We could also visit my step-uncle.
That would be awesome! I know a really good place in Wyoming. We could also visit my step-uncle. My mom might still live there and I could pick up my machete as well.
let’s head out now and she is a genetic werewolf.
Okay. I believe from where I’m at Wyoming is…(I tap the door five times. The door rumbles a bit.) North? no northwest. I got it. uh huh? okay tell her I’ll visit. Yes and tell her I’m bringing company. Yes. Her name is Katrina. Yes. Tell her. Yes just tell her. Okay we’re going. yes lock up. (I turn back to you) Sorry the door likes to know what I’m doing.
(steps out to see you. grabs you by the collar kissing you) let’s play hide n seek hmmm? (teleports off)
For sure. WOLF! (I change into a green werewolf) All right sweety lets play! (I spin around creating a small tornado around me and I rocket through the portal) Honey I’m Home!!!
(holds my breath)
Where is she? I…Look my old home. (I walk towards a house) Why did we end up here? No never mind. (I take a deep breath) I can smell you! You Smell Like Bubble Gum!
do I really smell like bubble gum? (slaps my hand over my mouth)
(I jump down right in front of you) No, but I had to get you to say something.
I can still teleport (laughs)
(I grab you) Now where do you think your going? (I lean in and kiss you)
(giggles) were are we sweets?
From the looks of it? Cheyenne Wyoming. Near my old home.
(giggles) Im hungry (fake pouts)
Be careful there are more vampires and werewolves here then actual people. I’m sure we could find a nice private place if you want. I wouldn’t recommend drawing the attention of the local necromancer. Why do you think I left?
Although the locals here are great. Next time though? you pick where we go kay? (I kiss you.) I might actually know who we can talk to about a meal.
what’s a necromancer sweets?
A d3ath magician.
A d3ath magician. Come on the cafe is this way. I know the manager and he’ll give us what we need. (I run off) come on.
awesome but what’s a necromancer?
A d3ath magician. Necro means d3ath. mancer means magician.
Here we are. Hey Toni! (I yell as soon as we enter) You got room for a carnivor and an aura lover? (A fat man woddles over)
Toni: Sure do follow me.
(follows behind you) sooooo?
So what? Raw Toni. For the lovely lady a nice big sleepy one. (Toni waddles off) Okay What was it?
(giggles) he looks funny…
He does.
isn’t he human?
No he’s a Shifter. He shape shifts.
A genetic werewolf? cool.
(laughs) maybe the door has a crush on you (laughs harder)
No he’s just nosy. (I start laughing) That would be awkward though wouldn’t it? Me and a door? I wonder what the children would be like.
wonderful just like their father.
Probably but I would rather have some less woody children. Although a driad werewolf combination might be cool. Even so you would be a much better mother then a door. (I lick you on the nose. My color slowly changes to blue) Oops I didn’t expect that.
I was talking about the door but thanks. (smiles slyly at you)
Hahahaha. You funny girl. (I wrap my arms around you and pull you into a tight hug.) Your hilarious someday your going to make some kids very happy. Maybe a husband some day to. If you don’t scare them off That is.
I don’t scare people, there just scared of what I’ll say. (hugs you back)
I’m never scared. (I lick your nose) Well I am afraid of being alone. Other then that I’m never scared. (I lick the tip of your ear.)
you’ll always have Mr.mutt! (laughs at the thought)
He leaves to often. and he’s not as pretty. He doesn’t like me so much either. Besides he’s The Doctors friend not mine. (I hold open the door) After you. Oh did you here? The Doctor and I are permanently separated now.
really? how? 🙂
The chemical I drank the started making my powers surface again acted as a separating agent. The Doc and I are two separate people now. Have you ever been to Wyoming before?
*I smile* plus he’s not attracted to me. *I put on my coat* speaking of not staying that’s exactly what I’m doing. Thank you Half Breed, I’ll see you when….. Well you know when. *I disappear*
Bye Mutty.
I’ve passed through before.
I used to live there for years. I wonder if any of my friends still live there?
you wanna see?
Let’s get going. You first.
Before we go. (I grab your shoulders and kiss you) Mmmmmm…Never done that before. (I open the door and step out.)
(looks at you) I could always just use your aura… kidding how does it work?
You step out side. The portal appears as soon as you step through the gate.
oh! (laughs softly)
(Toni walks back in with a stretcher carrying a sleeping person and another stretcher with a half a cow on it.) Here you guys go.
Me:Thank you very much Toni. Here’s your money you can go now please.
FEAST!! (I dive into the cow) This is an amazing cow. (I look up with blood on my face) I’m sorry. You want some?
(laughs) I’m fine with my person. (puts my fingers on his temple eating)
(I dive right back into the cow. I quickly finish him off and just start chewing on one of the bones.) MMMMMMMMmmmmmm
No emotions.
No cures.
Blood, blood, blood.
Void Chipmunks are everywhere.
Raisins.
Okay how about a classic. (I slash my wrist) Eat up jell-o boy.
(finish my meal walks over to you rubbing your head)
Mmmmmm That’s nice thank you. (I stand up and turn around. I grab you by the back of the head and kiss you) Your so beautiful.
thank you (hugs ya
your very welcome. Let’s get out of here before Toni comes back of his camera.
He loves to record his guests for some reason.
why! (starts looking for cameras)
Let’s just get out of here okay? don’t worry we’re invisible to the camera. but we need to get out of here before Toni gets back. Come on. (I jump out the window)
(looks at you funny) I’m only half demon
Just jump please. I’ve set up a shield around us it won’t last long though. that’s why we are invisible to the camera.
(closes my eyes jumping)
underlockandkey8@textnow.com
(I catch you.) There that’s better right?
How are you sweetie?
(Textnow number (307) 278-7578)
hyper
That’s good a bit of an adrenaline rush there?
Text Now isn’t working for me for some reason. You could email me. bumblepro@gmail.com If you have a gmail we could chat.
(I kiss you.) Katrina I need to go to sleep. I have been using a surprisingly high amount of energy lately. I would love to talk to you some more. If you really want you could email me and I will give you my phone number. It doesn’t do calls, but I can receive texts, and it doesn’t break down as easily. (Light flashes and we are back at my house.) Good night sweety
goodnight (hugs you)
Talk to you tomorrow. night.
Void chipmunks EVERYWHERE???? I hope you’re joking about that! If even one Void chipmunk is running around then the damage it would cause would be catastrophic! Arm yourselves with salami! It’s the only way to defeat such a foe!
I do not wish to set you off but Mitsu and I were wondering, what exactly is a void chimpmunck?
I consider them eviI incarnate, creatures that live in the Void, they are bloodthirsty vermin bent on making your life worse.
I Understand how that can be upsetting.
I’m going to find a meal.
Have fun! Hey Larcus! Are you…afraid? It’s incredibly strong at the moment.
what’s strong with larcus?
workin on it.
h acc e you tried Amber?
Sorry What?
oh my Zeus thought you were the smart one, Amber is what prehistoric bugs are trapped in and it cancels out poison by chewing it.
This I know I want to know what the rest says. did you mean something like “Have you tried Amber?” Amber like you said is poisonous, and I have already isolated a strain of it for a cure. On top of that I have made a temporary cure to the problem already.
yes I meant have you tried what was the poison?
vampire probably
as in a vampire bite?
I believe so either that or something even more blood suckerish.
is this normal?
For me? No this is still a bit unusual sorry. Did I frighten you? I am very sorry. (I look at the floor)
no of course not (hugs your neck)
(I hug back) Thank you. Your not to weirded out then?
of course not!
Thank you. (I kiss you on the forehead before standing up and going over to the test tubes.)
why be thankful for the truth
Because some people won’t give it to you. (I pick up one of the test tubes and pour the contents into a big bowl along with two other test tubes.) Close your eyes. (I pull out a test tube that was all black and tip it slowly over the bowl.)
(A flash fills the room, and suddenly we are standing in a white room.) Sorry I could allow you to be exposed to the raw chemicals in the room for much longer. don’t worry we’re still in my house except it’s just not so cluttered in my room. Snap! I forgot the bed. (I blink, and a bed, a TV and a chair appears.) Much better.
(closes my eyes) it’s a shame no one should have to hear a lie but some things will never change…
It’s the human race unfortunately. I can trust you right?
(closes my eyes) it’s a shame no one should have to hear a lie but some things will never change… hopefully you will see yourself through golden eyes one day
(opens my eyes and moves over to sit in the chair.) raw chemicals?
Only some of the most lethal airborne chemicals ever thought of. The bracelet help nullify the effects. I have really got to go to sleep. (I curl up on the bed and start to fade to white before going to sleep.) Good night.
Only some of the most lethal airborne chemicals ever thought of. The bracelet help nullify the effects. I have really got to go to sleep. (I curl up on the bed and start to fade to white before going to sleep.) Good night!
leave Connor be he has always been a bit of an a$$ he’s not worth a breath.
What’s his problem? Is he jealous?
I wouldn’t know
Katrina you should know you were there, remember 1985? I sure do you ruined my life then.
keep the demon ____ I don’t have time to waste on her.
I apologize for Connor’ s behavior I forgot he was mad at me…
Not like any one is going to mess with me. Trust me that would be a VERY bad idea.
(laughs) you are!
(nips your ear) pda sweets.
Pda? you lost me. (Nips you back.)
I really have to go I am sorry. I need to recharge. I have spent all my energy today. I unfortunately must say good night.
do you mind if I have a snack?
On me? sure. I don’t know what i’ll taste like but go ahead. if not me I still don’t mind. night sweety.
goodnight
(pokes you) you’re just a giant teddy
Hey! (I poke you back) whose a teddy bear?
I’m not even attracted to you and I know your a Teddy bear.
He is isn’t he? I can’ believe I’m stuck with him.
hi Mr.mutt (looks back at the globe)
And your a little kitten. Although I don’t think you would like it if I started scratching behind your ears. Maybe…(I star massaging your back) How’s that?
bad (swats your hand away)
Okay…….SURPRISE ATTACK!!!! (I tackle you and start tickling you.)
Sorry about the name change. Any who. On with the tickling.
stop! (starts laughing harder)
Make me!
(I tickle you even harder.)
you are mean. (sticks my tongue out at you like a child)
No I’m a teddy. (I lick you) Your having fun admit it.
I’ll move out! (laughs harder)
(I stop tickling you) No you can’t please don’t.
(moves away) I won’t but it got you to stop. (giggles)
Okay. (I step back. Then I turn around and lick you lightly on the nose before running outside.) Hold On! (You here a small explos1on, and I run back in the house.) What do you think? (I hold place a tree in the living room and drop a box down beside it.) You want to make a Chr1stmas tree?
only you, but why not?
SWEET!! you’ll love the ornaments. (I jump into the box) Be warned the box is bigger on the inside. (I jump out hold a globe.) here’s a galaxy globe. it has its own miniature galaxy inside.
(grabs it and starts to play with it) I will probably be entertained for hours.
Try not to hurt the little people. DIVE DIVE DIVE! (I leap up into the air and dive into the box. a slipping squeal is heard and I come twirling out covered in Lights.) I Love Chr1stmas. (I put on end of the string of lights on the tree and spin the tree as fast as I can. The tree is soon covered in lights.) So Much Fun!
*I walk in glancing at the tree* celebrating Saturnalia?
(keeps playing with the globe)
Ummm…? (I walk over to you.) Are you okay? It’s just a galaxy globe. Hold on. (I turn around and put the box over the tree. when I lift the box the tree is decorated.) That little globe was given to me by my oldest and dearest friend over 5000 years ago.
it’s so pretty (nods my head still looking at it) never seen one before.
you might not want to stare to long. Those can hurt you mind. Mostly just because if you actually think about it How does a whole galaxy get into a chr1stmas globe? (I come up behind you and put my hand on you shoulder.)
(pouts) ok… it’s just so pretty…
You can have just try not to hurt your brain thinking about it and no matter what happens never release the galaxy okay? (I lick the tip of your ear before turning and heading into my bedroom.) excuse me for a minute I really need to change, the box was dusty.
*I put on a leather jacket folding my wings in tightly* I’m going out to feed, be back tomorrow.
(sets the globe down) licking always licking
I’m sorry (I yell from my room) For some reason I can’t stop myself from doing that.
didn’t say I didn’t like it
AAAhhhh much better. How do I look? The coat is one that the king of England had made for me. It’s leather. isn’t it sweet?
amazing
So you like it when I lick you? (I lick the tip of your nose) really?
hey Katrina 🙂
Time to make it awkward.
half a cow?
As a werewolf with many facets I have many stomachs to feed. so yes half a cow. It’s good cow. do you wanna try it> I don’t know about the guy sleeping over there. there’s no guarantee that he tastes any good.
My albums out now!(in selected places in the uk for now) its called discworld it’s bassed on the series of books (well the title is) the single to come along with it are yet to come out we’ve also got a deal with the local radio station that they’d play our stuff when they come out.
ignore the green Katrina I wrote my email wrong.
Hi Honey
Sorry hon I forgot to change my name.
it’s fine
How have you been?
Ummm…me and ww13 were messing a homemade ouija board at my sleepover. We asked the spirit for their gender and they said 3. We asked for their name and they said 2. After that, we stopped communication and tore up the ouija into 7 pieces. I was afraid it was a countdown to something bad. Through out the days afterward, strange cuts and pains have been appearing on myself. Help?
At least we weren’t at my house.
Heheh.
You messed with a Ouija Board…
Even a homemade Ouija Board can open communication with the spirit world. And even the smallest portal can spell catastrophe for our galaxy.
Did I spell ‘catastrophe’ right?
We are not the smartest people you can find…
Well, granted you did something horrible, this situation isn’t EviI Dead horrible. Have no fear! What you’ve done is redeemable at least. You know why people tell their deceased to R.I.P? Because that’s what they need, communication to the spirit world means your waking them up, this isn’t always a bad thing, but I recommend letting sleeping dogs lie next time. Now, get the spirits resting again and you’ll both be fine, this can often be done by paying respects to the grave of the awakened. Respect the dead, they will respect you.
We actually did say R.I.P after we cut off communication.
Demons make great pets.
I find that preposterous! We are not ‘great pets’. We can take out your whole damned planet if we wanted to you foolish stupid little mortal.
The word ‘pet’ is very possessive and quite offending. I can understand Kel’s anger…after all I was considered a pet for some time. None of the ‘monsters’ on this site should be kept as pets. We will eat you if you try. It’s a fact.
Thank you Vianna. Very much appreciated. By the way, what are you? You said you were not a demon, so what could you be?
I am a draconian. A very uncommon subspecies known as rainforest dragons…I don’t live near New Zealand like I should, but I do live in a tropical place.
Oh, I have heard of you before. My father told me stories of such people, but in all my ages I have never seen or spoken to one. I guess this is my lucky century. My father spoke well about your kind. I do not think that ya’ll are any trouble, but my species would say otherwise. I do not follow them anyway. They are just quite stupid people that think they can rule the world after Lilith takes over. (laughs) She won’t be taking over. I will make sure of that.
I have never met a demon with such a high IQ. It’s great having a buddy like you…are we buddies or friends or acquaintances? Ah whatever the case may be…Lilith and her followers seem…dull intellectually. I have never heard stories of Draconians besides the ‘BURNING VILLAGES’ thing…quite a horrible stereo type. I don’t think we are in trouble either…you seem awfully keen about skinning Lilith. You could make her into a nice pair of boots 😉
Oh yes I am quite capable of making her into a nice pear of boots but i’d rather hang her in the kingdom where all of her children will see that she was killed by one of her own.
Won’t they come after you? Oh, and after doing a bit of research on Lilith I believe that skin WOULD make for exceptional combat boots, but I believe you know what to do with her. If you ever need help, you could just ask me. True, I get myself into more trouble than I can get out of most of the time…but I am good at teaming anyway.
No they won’t come after me for I killed their master. Also if I have a teammate they must bow down to them also. I am leaving for about the amount of a week to go talk to the headmaster and I will have no internet access. I am leaving at noon so do not expect an answer. If I find a place in that relm with wifi, wich is practically impossible, I will respond back to your reply as soon as possible. Goodbye andfarewelll. Talk to you soon.
I cannot reply to your comment so I am just doing it here…good luck my friend and I hope for safe travels. We will talk soon.
They do don’t they? 😈
Hail Weredude1,
Welcome back. How have you been?
Do they really? I would have to say that If I had a web site where it was my job to give out supernatural survival advice that I would definitely advise people to not have demons for pets. Oh wait… I do have a web site where it is my job to give out supernatural survival advice…
Ok so here is my advice of the day:
“Demons do not make good pets.”
That is all.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
P.S. Do you have any demon pets? If so fill us in with some details.
As a medium I have to agree with seth, a pet demon will drag you into limbo as you sleep
Hail Wolf Ranger,
Absolutely true they will. Or even worse than that!
How goes the medium business? Can I get you to talk to my dead hard drive?
Seth
You must have not met a Greater Demon then. For I am one. We can take the form of any living creature and I am over an eon old. I should know. Anyway, you have met a lesser demon. A Ghati Demon to be exact. They are stupid little demons that do not quite know what to do for they are usually only a century or less years old. I am Katerina the Greater Demon of Adamsville. I cannot believe a many of people think that the only demons out there are the ‘spirit demons’ or those stupid demons that think thy can control people. They are the stupidest creatures I have known in my whole existence. Well, after the vampires. The vampires are a pretty dumb people. I still cannot believe that Amelia Dquikouv did that on the fairy…. Anyway, I am informing you that there are quite a few other demons out there. I am officially one of the highest demons in this relm. I am a Frakghui Demon. I know, long word, but Greater Demons tend to have longer names. I do not see the point i it though.
Also if you think you must, you can try to look up Amelia Dquikouv, but you will find nothing on her for she was before your time. She has been long gone, which I am quite frankly happy about since she did that to that poor fairy with that iron…. such a shame whenever immortals turn against each other and become thy enemies. Quite the pity.
I can try but being half wolf I might kill it worse on accident, and as for how being a medium is it is good albeit freaky at some points. Coming out of a dream in limbo is not fun.
Seth as an interesting a medium can’t be changed into a werewolf or a vampire only born as a hybrid of different supernatural breeds. As for how I know I tested it with five different mediums and werewolves, zombies, vampiers, and a few others (mostly greek monsters.).
Hail Wolf Ranger,
Thanks for the interesting fact. How many different Greek monster-mediums have you noted in your research? Do you notice any trends?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Yeah we had five mediums three random and two of royal blood, as for the monsters we had empusae, gorgons, teckline, and others I honestly can’t spell or pronounce. On a side note please tell me you did not do any thing to get on Lady Artemis’s list because as a werewolf I spend a lot of time with her and as her champion will have to hunt down whoever this Seth is. If it is you I warn you run I have yet to fail a hunt even for you no offense.
Fact the word fact should be between interesting and a.
I need help i am being watch to the point where i am not sleeping at night because the monsters what are camping out on the hill side infront of my house might attack while i sleep (and trust me hight is not a problem for them)I have about five or six different waepons bu against about 15-20 monsters im screwd so I will need renforcemnts to survive the attack this message goes out to ww,vamps,demigods,cyborgs,demons and shapshifters. but know this if any of you try to harm me on purpiss i will wound you.not fataly but enough to get the message. if you are willing to join me reply ASAP
jack
Most humans aren’t worthy enough to have a demon pet/slave Seth.On another note, I apologize for my absence. I came into the realization that my best friend is my brother from my dad’s side. He has to be watched closely, we share a psychic link,so I don’t need him getting us killed. I’m sure you have plenty of questions, but you have my attention and co-operation as usual. 😈
Hail Weredude1,
Thanks for stopping by. Nice to know you’re still keeping on out there, hanging with your uncle. I think. Hey he wouldn’t happen to be Bob who was exorcised by that Father Amorth guy for the 160,000th time. You know, Bob’s your uncle? What do you think of that? Did you uncle finally lend you a fiery chariot? Or he got you working a hellevator these days?
Also I should warn you there have been a couple of angels stop by here lately. One of them could be your bind, you know, your Great Undoer… so heads up!
Seth
I am a Greater Demon. A Frakghui Demon to be exact. Demons are not supposed to be kept as pets you filthy peasant. They are supposed to be able to roam whatever relm they please as long as they go back to our original one after a while. That is why demons aren’t ‘always’ there. They have officially five different demons. We are not a force to be reckoned with for I can burn this whole planet to ashes, make it out alive with a few humans I might make one of me, and kill the rest, surely, with one snap of my fingers. Do not push me, boy.
…
I am a demon and I am offended by some of these things. I come in human form. I do not have feelings such as love, or any o those foolish feelings. I have sharp claws but no one can see them because I hide them with my glamour. My name is Katerina and I am over an eon old. I look the age of a child but do not be fooled for I ca take your soul in one easy grip.
Well then demon, we share apperance and power. I myself am no demon but I am acquaintances with many. I am Vritra, most call me Vianna. I am a little under a century old… You’ve beat me there. Pleased to meet you.
Please to meet you too Vianna. Many people do.not know of what the real demons look like.we look just like humans so be warned that one of us ciuld be living next door or we could even be living in thw same house as you.
Not many demons will even admit that they are unless they are first discovered in some way… You’re right.
Yes I know many of my allies have been found out by those ridiculous demon hunters. I have been found out many times but I killed the ones who knew me without any remorse. For I had to so I could have a choice to survive. I do not care who I hurt or kill.
I have little remorse…although it does exist. I however did miss the chance to aid my comrades in killing a monster hunter who had been selling Draconians to some ruthless human. I AM NOT A PET. So, quite naturally, we sought revenge, but I missed the chance…the others got to her before I did. It was a bitter time…she cheated me out of revenge. Good to know another creature can be ruthless and not scold ME about being the same.
I could never scold anyone for not having remorse or even a little of remorse for killing such a thing. I would have skinned them alive and let them watch as I took their organs out of their body. I am very non remorseful. I cannot be remorseful because I must depend on my survival. Have you ever heard of our mother, Lilith? She will be rising and no one will be able to anything about it. I will be one of the people fighting on your side for I do not care about my mother. She has taken the life of many a children. I can understand the teenagers, I mean look at them now, but children? I have always had a soft side for the children, but Lilith has not, unfortunately. The war is coming and there will be no remorse for when I severe that beast of a mother, or a woman to you.
Children are not to be killed as you have said…I do not know who Lilith is but I will fight alongside you if I get the honor of doing so.
Lilith is the mother of vampires and demons. All of them. People also call her the mother of all monsters, but I do not call myself a monster or an abomination. Lilith wants to make this earth a Necropolis, a dead place. Nothing living here except her children, but I will not let the children die. A few may die, but I will protect many, for I look like a child, but do not act as one would. I will kill Lilith as she looks at me with her shocked eyes.
Im friends with really every kind of crazy their is but i have a major thing for not liking or trusting demons so ive got one living next door to me and i need to know what excorsisms would be quick and easy to send it back downstairs
Hail AC!
Well if I knew that then there would be a lot of demons out to stop me from telling you because they don’t like it down there. They like it up here!
While I don’t know many quick and easy ways to banish them I do know that they don’t like salt so put some salt around the perimeter of your house or yard to help keep your Demon infestation to a minimum. Even a little sprinkle will help. Plus in the winter it will help keep you from getting ice on your sidewalks so bonus!
How have you been making out being the neighbour of the beast?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Well angelic chick , the only one that really knew how to lock us back in hell was Solomon, and hes dead, so you will have to find out how to banish us yourself, good luck, you will need it, since your not even a full angel, right? 😈 have some nice nightmares
There were others, others that can’t die
does the phrase the Eldar ring a bell
we are returning to fight the daemon lord.
“…And an Angel came down from the heavens and he took a great chain and bound the devil for one thousand years…” so it is written, so let it be done
Do you not understand here Fenrir? You quoted the bible. I am the Fourth horseman. I embody the other 3, so. Here is what’s going to happen. The devil has been released. Took long enough, bout 3000 years or so. My 3 brothers will be free. Jormungandr has been released. But, heres the thing. I didn’t want this. I want the devil back in the pit. Fenrir, I will help the Abomination. But, I will chain the devil with you.
Oooo it’s so scary I’m sure hades would like that idea……
Wats the abomination exactly?….and I wonder when that 3000 years happen? Eh not my business cause I was in an internal sleep for a good 500 years of me life and that was an dozer there……ha ha get the punch line I’m soo not funny…..
Yeah, im not a full angel, but i’ve still got my angel name, anyway, so, your a nightmare demon, correct? If so then try your worst on me, see you in mu nightmare
So what is your angel name?? And yes i am a nightmare demon, and since you insisted i will make a stop in your nightmares tonight, you choose, nightmares about Hell, or nightmares about my other favorite place, Purgatory, and like i said its your choice.
Hail Hantu,
Ambriel has replied to you below linked here because apparently the REPLY button was cursed. So do you have a menu of these nightmares or… ? And can they be ordered for others as well?
Seth
My name is Ambriel, ruling Angel of the month May and angel of communication, and because you asked nicely i choose nightmare about Hell, its sounds a bit more pleasent then Purgatory
Possibly, you see i only give out night mares when i am summoned, to do so all you need to do is say my name and why you want me to give you a nightmare(you have to do this at night) and then that night i will make you see bad things, this will continue for a week, and for some it may drive them insane, it has happened before. So if you want a nightmare consider the risks
Hantu ive had a dull year and i was wondering if i could chat with you in a nighrmere preferably hell not purgatory i have an intrest in the extent of demon power grusuem images wont boter me i have been forssed to watch my famly die in maney diferent ways by one nightmere demon in a nightmere of course
Who summoned you?
Hello i hava a frend who is at least part demon anyone have advice?
Whistle your national anthem backwards it will repel from them that part of them for about a week
Of course i’m as mad as a hatter i had mercury poison ing for 60 years before it was deemed unsafe oh and lewis got my personality just right for his book which reminds me how has mr.Carroll been doing half breed , doctor , seth hmmm oh and yes i am that book character you read about.
But the repellant works that was the 1 thing i know to be true
Not what i ment i meen how do i befreand her
Honeredto speek with you hatter/gardean rx
Oh then don’t mention the demon part of them and thanks for mentioning me i really wanted to surface for a comment or two
Richard Blanche, professional exorcist, at your service…
Charge of course…
Unlike many other Exorcists, I have many plans to choose from:
A flat rate of 300 dollars
Or
50 dollars per hour of work
Or
Family pack for 75 per person
Or
Monthly subscription of 39.99
~RBlanche
David hatter at yours, but we here at SOS do not require exorcists for the only demons here are our inner demons which are in our pasts and the rest are survivors on this site but you may stay on this site if you wish
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That sad moment when a reapers scythe gives you what people in the fandom business call “feels” for a guy who tried to say G was less than the smartest person out there, oh and Penelope please set up a Skype account then tell me what it is I want you to send a pic to the reaper, oh and sorry about Noah but the power of knowing the word was to much for him
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Skype= austinwsauce
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Thanks Penelope, talk to you on skype, oh and even a constant can waver and Noah is but words on a page brought life by the first demon, but since you were his scythe I understand your refusal to mourn your loss.
Thanks Penelope
Hail Blanche,
Thanks for your SOS. While your price certainly seems competitive, and after the meltdown of Paster Larson’s service there is definitely a need but I would have to know more before I could endorse your service. What does the sliding scale represent? Is that per demon? And what is your technique? Do you charge extra for safe storage and transport of exiting entities? Do you have any satisfied customer testimony that we could corroborate?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
If love to talk seth but, it seems as though I’m in need if an exorcism myself…
*eyes turn snake like*
You know me already seth, my name is Noah…
*eyes turn back to normal*
So as I was saying I must be going…
~RBlanche
Ugh Noah I thought I wouldn’t have to do this like ever again *grabs Blanche’s shoulder and pulls tearing Noah out of him and back into existence* and that sir is how to pull a reaper out of an exorcist oh and you can go now mr. Blanche
Hmm… Was I just…
Not…
Hmm…
PENELOPE!
Who are you talking to!
I told you to be careful around strangers on the internet!
Oh, it just you…
Possessed exorcist, how ironic…
RB
I see you are back Noah, oh and can you please explain to your scythe that I needed a way to know you could be brought back before I brought you back, and your right a possessed exorcist is ironic
Sure thing hat man, but, I feel like I’m forgetting something, oh well that tends to happen SOMETIMES when you cese to exist.
Penelope is a sly cat, watch your back, promise?
*whispers*
I’ve been reaserch ing… Penelope is not just one cat like she wants you to belive…
Penelope, is an experiment…
And the scientest behind it…
RB
What? The scientist what?
Are you familier with the concept of alchemy?
RB
Please Noah, call me hatter or uncle J, everyone else seems to do it, oh and about your theory I would probably go onto something like Skype were you can talk one to one with someone, but don’t do a video chat if your talking to a guy like me, we like to keep things secret don’t we? Anyway I would wait until tomorrow to do anything like that it’s kinda late where I am.
This place is crazy! I’m.. I’m getting out of here, you all can forget about my exorcism offers!
~Blanche
By mr. Blanches don’t haunt the site when you d1e
can you please tell me about the black eyed children I have been hired to research them.
Don’t go knocking on the window, who’s that knocking on the door?
Please ask me because I know, but also wait days numbered 4.
Hey I learnt something new today. I never knew that demons could be good. Lol
I’ve done it! I’ve finally done it! I’ve made a sentient potato!!!!!!!!!!! 😛
lol a sentient potato lol
Poor little potato lol
its better than a cat that is secretly pulling the strings when it comes to most happenings on and around this realm except that explosion i am now sure velanko caused
Silly Hatter, no cat ever pulls the strings in secret.
Zyboragon,you have one hell of an awesome avatar
I’m unsure how to respond to that.
Update:I have just eaten said potato
(View Kurogane’s previous pre-potato update tap here.)
Kurogane….I- why?
It killed my cat
Soo the sentient potato you created killed your cat and the best solution you could think of…was eating it? *I shrug* Alright.
It did taste awesome though
Sounds like the right choice.
Well guess what!!!!!!! I’m back and as irony would have it I have become half demon and awakened my titan half.
Hail Assanjin,
Belated welcome back and thank you for keeping on out there. What happened to demonize you and activate your titan half?
Seth
?? hi I’m a half breed. I am not a demon, I am part werewolf part draconian 😆 its my dream come true! I’ve wanted to be a dragon and a werewolf my whole life!!!
Anyone else a half breed?
I can’t believe my parents have no idea
I am a Type or breed of Demon known as a Succubus. I can Shapeshift whitch is why i can have other forms. I have come back into acceptance of what i am after a few years…. My true form is well I have leathery wings, small horns and a kind of tail. My prefured shaopeshifted forms are well they vary. I have yet to find other demons or at least legit ones.
Female seduction demon, feeds on well, f***ing. Not common for one to just out and admit what she is, the again they normally don’t stay in physical form too long. Demons usually stay in spirit form.
Hmmm usually succubi work for a Demon Lord, or a Warlock that summons them. Once again rare to see one on their own.
So now that we’ve established you’re an exception to most of the rules, what I want to know is, Why?