TOP THREE MYTHS ABOUT DEALING WITH DEMONS
(OR DAIMONS) :
MYTH #1: Saying “Bless You” when your friend sneezes will prevent demons entering his body.
CORRECTION: This can ONLY prevent English-speaking demons from entering his body! What about: “Gesunheit,” “A tes souhaites,” and “saúde?” You will never have time to cover them all. Demonologists are currently hard at work trying to find a universal demon-stopper word but until then it’s a crap shoot!
MYTH #2: Changing locations will NOT help.
CORRECTION – Changing locations can sometimes help. Depends what kind of demon or daimon you have. For instance, try leaving your demon at home with a baby, say your first-born son. They like that. If like me, you don’t happen to have one handy, your demon may be impatiently waiting around for you to produce one. Try gently explaining to your demon that you are trying your best to uphold your end of the bargain and how this kind of pressure is not helpful nor conducive to either of you fulfilling the terms of your deal.
Of course none of this helps if YOU are the first-born son. If so, you may want to start looking for a loophole – is your mom really your mom? Where was she on the day you were born? Work with her to make up a plausible alibi and ask to see the details of your demonic contract.
Also, let’s talk about elevators here. And escalators. Hellevators and Hellscalators. Basically any mechanical conveyance to waaaaay downstairs – if you know what I mean! Unlike angels, demons do not have functioning wings. And like many beings, they need a little help getting upstairs so to speak.
( Most demons are afflicted with one or more deadly sins – sloth for instance – and fun fact! – Hell fires actually burn on left over fast food grease.)
Anyway, point is, recent research now shows a full 73% of elevators and an unknown number of escalators may in fact be claimed by demons who make use of them as portals to enter our world. If you can identify these Hellevators, you may be able to make use of them to help you with your problem.
(Please do not make use of a hell elevator without the help of a qualified elevator technician. Ask to see his or her license!)
MYTH #3: Demons or daimons must be driven out.
CORRECTION – The matter of whether a demon needs to be driven anywhere is up for debate. The idea that demons are just trouble-making spirits looking for a lift out of Hell has been debunked many times. These days most demons seem pretty capable of driving themselves and make use of our modern conventions to operate portals into our world.
So maybe you need to make friends with your demon. Get to know them and let them get to know the real you. After all, it’s YOU they want. So take long walks together. Talk to your demon. Sing your favorite song over and over without accompaniment. Share the intimate minutia of your everyday life. Your every thought. What you ate today, how many trips to the bathroom, how that MEAN CLERK IGNORED YOU FOR, like, EVER!…
Watch as your demon learns to do the same. Ignore you forever that is.
Seriously though, new research by demonologists into the new field of “eudaimonics” which translates roughly as the study of inner demons, seems to indicate having a demon might not actually be so bad. Apparently the Greeks believed that each child was blessed with a personal demon or daimon who holds the key to the highest expression of his or her nature. This personal demon is believed to be the source of all personal knowledge and power in pursuits like the arts, physics and math. So learn to embrace your demon! Sure it’s hard. Sometimes they may cause you to projectile vomit and your head to spin around, but studies show if you can just get past that with your demon, it will be worth it. You and your demons can accomplish a lot if you just work together.
Of course if you and your daimon just can’t get along, you may need counselling or even a good separation procedure. I personally do not endorse exorcisms as I’ve never seen one that ended well. But don’t despair! While your average exorcist is probably a quack, there are qualified demon hunters out who know the locations and mechanisms of the demonic portals and how to operate them. A qualified demon hunter can contain your demon long enough to ship him or her away.
MYTH #3: Baby powder is a powerful demon deterrent.
CORRECTION: Only baby-powder huffers believe this. Demons and daimons love baby powder on their feet and even ah, OTHER parts. Putting baby powder on your bedroom floor is like asking a demon to dance.
~~~~~IF YOU ARE THE DEMON~~~~~
Well let’s say I know somebody – a friend let’s say, who has a supernatural survivalist show who REALLY wants to make more video episodes and who MAY be interested in making a deal. You know one of those riches and fortune type deals? (Not the supernatural musical skill kind – although that might be nice too.)
So if you’re not too busy signing contracts or whatnot, I hope you’ll contact me on the site and maybe we can work something out. I mean hopefully my friend can work something out with you…
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Seth I need help. Everytime I try to be normal I end up empty handed. Every girl that I fall in love with gets hurt, or is on the verge of death…..and I’m sure it’s my fault. What do I do? Do I crush their hearts and leave them, or love them to the end? (literally)
Weredude1 I’m not seth but I know it can be hard to try and blend in and be normal when you are something else. Most of us on the site know that.
Could you tell me a bit more about what is happening to the girls? Are you sure its something youre doing or are you just attracted to girls who are destined for a short span? In the end only you can really choose, but consider this – somewhere thers [probably a girl who has some other supernatural ability that is perfect for you. There might even be a couple out there. Dont write off other opportunities too soon.
I hope things get better, in teh meantime, tell me a bit more about what is going on.
Scarly 😐
Well Scarly, a good majority get hit by cars, which i cant help but laugh and feel bad about it at the same time. Maybe it’s girls with shorter lifespans but idk. And recently….i just gave up on humanity. So…..i guess *ME* took over. I was completely different from myself….from what i heard. My….ex told me i sounded scarier and stronger and….well…i dont remember anything of what happened. All i knew was, she broke me back…..cause she cared enough. She burst-ed into tears. And I doubt there is anyone out there for me, im the son of the devil. I mean I dated a werewolf….but be cause being a demon and all, she thought i was “immature”. But I grew out of that.
Hail Weredude1,
Thanks for checking in and keeping on. The fact you are worried about your effect on others is proof that you are NOT determined by demon DNA and you can say that you have tried to give up your human half but you can’t. It is obviously too strong. You never talk about this mysterious other half, but I’m willing to bet you Sam’s lizard it’s something so strong it binds you.
Maybe in the future you might want to choose a GF who obeys traffic bylaws. Just saying.
Keep on keeping on,
Seth
*brought
Lol yeah, they seem really terrible and listening to them. But yeah, this “other me” is something that’s quite new to me as well seth. But from hat my ex said, it really wanted my body. But it apparently gave me a chance to take back over. I guess it just wants ti be able to over poer me on its own.
Weredude1 maybe youre just in the phase of trying to find the balance of your human side and your mysterious other side. I still havent figured out how to balance my WW side and my human side. Maybe you need to find a girl who not only obeys traffic laws, but has a personality that can adapt to either side of you, whenever necessary. I know that sounds harder than it is but there are lots of fish in the sea (and mermonsters too)
Is there anything you can do to fight the scary demon=y side?
Well I recently found a half sister from my dads side. She’s like the same as me….just completely opposite (make sense?). Is it weird for a long lost half demon half sister to be attracted to you but also despise you for no apparent reason at all?(now back to the original topic) But the thing is, I dont wanna fight it…..its been locked up so long…..i want it to have equal time so we grow a bond….but to also still have control over my own body still. I think it knows more about me than even I do. But where can I find a girl that can deal with both? (if u say my sister im gonna tell you right now that thats weird)
I would definitely not suggest the sister thing. That is a bit weird. I do understand what you mean by the same but different. I suppose it would be silly to repress the demony side because if you do that eventually it will just explode and probably cause huge tidal waves of mass destruction but maybe you could find somewhere that could teach you balance which I hear is pretty much the hardest thing ever to learn in life – at least thats what my mom always says.
You could try some ancient mind centering techniques and see what happens? Have you done anything like that before?
Well that seems to make “Me ME” stronger nad angirer when i fight it. 👿
i havent got demon but my sister met one on a Wigi Bored and like many she got one of the worst his name was ZoZo if u want more info look him up on google but she says a demon is attached to her merror and we recorded it in the dark and saw a face in the meror it was PITCH BLACK and she put the merror in my room so i started sleeping with her and stuff y do i purr when im cumphie …Meaw! 😀
im bleeding and it h h hurts a human bit me grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! hhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnt zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraa ok i just like got stongr and furry and i have a lion tail wow im small and why do i have paws
Remember it was just a human… i was born with a sordaa lion affects so im probaly just in so much pain…. i transformed imma puts my clotehs back on
anyone know why im soo tickle- ish
Hey everyone! how are you doing? I’ve been okay (My computer broke, go figure! I can open portals but can’t figure out a darn computer) I’ll be on a bit more now. Missed ya!
😈 nice seein ya again. So, cat demon, wanna get to know the son of the devil? Im sure you’re way more fun than a temptress or a succubus.
Son of the devil huh? So what powers do YOU have?
i know a demon they are pretty nice she hasnt tried killing me yet
👿 I have powers that even you cat imagine. But persuasion is one that i can tell you.
*cant
I’m the other side of the spectrum. I’m an angelic werepyre. I have fought a creature that is more powerful than almost anything in exictense. So yes I can imagine what you can do.
Mutt out
.. What it it like in h311 my brother had a wigi bored and told me that it wasent that bad then.. he rose as a half vampire … and my brother again … he creepy…. i wanna know >:l
IM A L.I.O.N LOL KE$SHA… DINOSA …
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fairies are chasing me
Does anyone have advice on helping demons
Helping demons? Explain your problem.
What does u mean by help????
My birthday next year is 12/12/12 any special significance to anything? 😈
Hail weredude1,
Thanks for checking in. Glad to know you’re keeping on out there despite your demonic half-sister and father and your demanding job and TV production schedule. Are you responsible for the sulphuric smell here on the site? There have been reports…
As for your question, re: your birthday is 12/12/12. The significance. First and foremost, the significance of this is that I personally will send you a dozen donuts and a bottle of Spray Nine. And a t-shirt.
Unfortunately, if the Mayans are to be credited, you will never be able to use them because the world comes to an end the very next day, the thirteenth. As everyone knows the number thirteen is a number of mischief and trouble which explains why the ancients in their wisdom measured time up to 12 and the Mayans stopped their calendar at 12s. So 12 is a lucky number – twelves mean donuts and clocks and months and time for everything while thirteens mean covens and Friday the 13th and oh no we’re out of time. So anyway you look at it weredude1, you were born on a very lucky day. Right before what many believe is going to be a very unlucky day, the day before the Mayan calender ends.
So what time were you born? And where do I send the Spray Nine? (well actually don’t tell me your address here. You could email me though!)
Seth
Is it bad to learn how to use my powers from a vampire? Is it worse when it’s my gf’s sister? Oh yeah, and i forgot to update, my gf is a fully fledged vampire. Apparently vampires hate demons and it’s weird for she and I to be together but she makes me happy. She was pregnant with a werewolfs baby….she had her recently.She can be mine through some complicated vampire blood swap.(her name is annalee) Only my gf can do it though…my blood would kill any other vampire…unless i loved them somehow. In an unmoral note…i have a human gf. She makes me happy too and she keeps me out of a complete demonic state.She accepts both my halves the human and demonic. Idk which would i benefit from.
Hail weredude1,
Now I understand your pressing need for Spray Nine. You do indeed have a messy problem here. With the number of undead and un-undead particles flying around your household, I may have to send you two bottles. On the bright side, Annalee is a nice name and WW babies usually potty train themselves in record time. Much faster than human babies. Just watch out, you may find her scratching at the door asking to go outside to do it.
On the supernatural dating front, while it is true that many vampires hate demons, it is also true that many cultures – and indeed some vampires who have stopped by this site – would consider you related. I won’t go into TOO much detail – for once – but to summarize these traditions hold that the very first vampires were demons who entered the bodies of some people with big mouths who had the misfortune to die with their mouths open. Which explains why most cultures place a good deal of importance on closing the mouths of their dead. But what does this have to do with you and a growing little family? Nothing except that you may have more in common than you suspect.
But throw a human GF into this triangle and you definitely have some complications here. For the sake of everyone involved you need to er, come clean with them both and decide or somebody is going to die. It may be easier than you think. In fact they may already suspect. Has your human GF taken up whittling or knitting with wood needles? Has she given you any silver bling?
Seth
Also id like a bottle of spray nine. 😈
Hail weredude1,
In honor of your longstanding and entertaining on-keeping and weredudiousness I will in fact send you a personally autographed bottle of Spray Nine. All I require from you is an earthly mailing address. I’ll even pay the shipping. Check with the current powers that be in your realm for permission of course and email your address to me at seth@sethonsurvival.com.
Thanks for keeping on and please see my reply to your other post.
Seth
Hey Seth I’m new to the site is there any thing I should know??
Hello WWR121!
Welcome to the site, if you have any questions then by all means ask them!
I am Zyboragon, a rare combination of angel, ghost, cyborg, and dragon.
We face threats daily here. First I recommend watching Seth’s survival videos, if you already have, check the survival blog. The blog shows articles about what’s currently happening, they is will allow you to be prepared, you will find tips and tricks to continue surviving.
Secondly, everything that happens here is completely one hundred percent true!
Third, Seth is the superior being here, his survival is our survival. Even when he’s armed only with a plunger.
Finally, ask as many questions as possible, knowledge truly is power here.
Generally, most monsters that come to this site are seeking help, this brings me to the question, how can we, the monsters on this site, help you?
Hey wwr121 welcome to the site im a demon so if u have any Q’s about us demons just ask and i hope u have fun learning about creatures and more here
PS. If u have any problems all u have to do is ask!..
Hail Werewolfs Rule121,
As I said over on the Humans!!! page welcome to the site: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=1000&cpage=2#comment-97592
Glad you found us. I just wanted to let you know that you got a couple of welcome messages here from Zyboragon and Argonian.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Gtg now dumb school it’s only half day today so contact me as soon as possible
Hey I’m new here I don’t know any but my friend argonian
Hi DA22 I’m Bebe a Demonic Vampire/Witch welcome to the site get ready for strange things on this site. Somethings always happening on SOS. Any questions just ask. Bebe
DA22 i havnt that gryphon incident!
Thanks Bebe and I haven’t seen argonian in a while
Hail DA22,
Thanks for checking into the site. Do you think that Argonian has been eaten by leprechauns?
By the way, what’s your story? Are you a cyborg? Or something else? I just hope you’re not a leprechaun, we all know how Argonian feels about leprechauns.
Keep on keeping on,
Seth
My gf told me my people used to feed on hers. Trippy didnt know demons fed on vampires.
That may be true years ago but now most civilized Vampires and WareWolves are good freinds with the exception of some families. My WW freinds and I go shoe shopping and like to watch movies bake muffins and party.
Lol Just because my name is weredude1, doesnt mean i’m a werewolf girly. 😈
We meet again Son of Lucifer. Your name does typically imply some type of werecreature.
Never said you were Dude! Demonds eat almost everything thats why there so successful in surviving.
And don’t call me girly DUDE!!!
demons are also quite easy to enslave, although it is dangerous to do so. also bebe, about the elemental, yes you can keep him, however i will have to withdraw him every now and then, as i keep them @live by letting them feed off my soul energy.
Thanks mrjaffa what elament is he? He looks just like a reg guy and wont tell me wich one he is, the other elaments are easly to tell what they are and have disapeared. He just keeps smiling at me.
demons are also quite easy to enslave, although it is dangerous to do so. also bebe, about the elemental, yes you can keep him, however i will have to withdraw him every now and then, as i keep them alive by letting them feed off my soul energy.
Enslaving beings is a terrible Abstract-like thing to do, look what that power has done to him, he’s crazed.
I don’t think that’s the sort of path anyone should take…..
Remember, fun is corrupt, most fun things to do are leeched by eviI, that’s why there must be a line between fun and too much fun.
Do be cautious if you set foot down that road.
true, although i didnt mean enslave, the word justkinda fitted there, i pay them for their work and feed them well.
This elament guy is doing strange things. when I got up this morning he was standing beside my bed staring at me and when I told him to go do something useful he justs laughs. I made him some breakfast but he wont eat and now he’s following me as I do house work. He’s getting annoyng.
doyou want me to recall him?
Yes please recall him he’s starting to get very creepy. He wont let me leave the house and I really need to go to market for supplies.
The démon thinks your his “master”. He wont let you go because he is guarding you.
Its making him look at me like a crazy and he’s starting to ooze slime.
Protecting me from what? Your elaments have got rid of the bag thingy the elves left.Thank you once again. Now he’s sealing something around the doors and windows and chanting something when he’s not chanting he smiles at me, should I be really scared or just concerned.
Say “utt ven gur dyni”.
Tell me the reaction.
DONT TRY TO LEAVE! YOU WILL INCINERATE!
That’s also very dangerous, like feeding a bear.
Be cautious.
I don’t deal with them. They’re to tricky and quite frankly ęvil.
yikes
Yuck he’s getting slime everywhere and it’s moving. He’s now whistling and staring at me again.
Good, now say “ren vet ru ro”.
Owww! Hey, you cursed everything elemental.., WHY!?!?!??!?
Clear is the color of the witches haze,
its effects determines the rest of our days.
In order to clear your foot from the mud,
the elementals must spill their blood.
Do you people ever tire
of setting eachother on fire?
I can’t leave you alone for an hour
cause one of you’ll be high on power.
Yeah I can do the rhyming stuff to, now will someone please explain what the heckel your doing?
Testing an experiment that will benefit all things good.
I’m trying to get rid of an elamental that burning jaffa said I could hire to help me.Alex says he protecting me so now he has me traped in the house. Sealed the windows and doors,oozing slime everywhere and whistling and chanting. Zyboragon gave me a spell to try and rid him and now he’s standing still turning blue staring at me.
Hey thats right. Thanks I forgot that. I’ll just cut his arm and see what happends.
LOLOLOLL U CUT ARMKE OF LOLOLOLOLLOLLLLL
Ok he’s now standing still and turning blue.
That WAS our little brother, named Eric. 😈 Heheheheheheheh.
Imaspaz if he’s your bro tell him to let me go, he can stop protecting me. I’m safe here at home he can go now. And tell him to stop staring at me it’s really freaky.
ok, recalling him now.that cant be your bro, i summoned him.
Thanks burning jaffa he’s leaving. Yahoo!!! I best clean this slime up. Yuck it sure is slimy and cold. Burning jaffa how do you get this slime off skin? It’s very sticky and vvveerryyy cooolld.
try eucalyptus oil. sorry about that *blushes* he musta slipped out of my control while was sleeping
K thanks.
Hail The burning jaffa,
Eucalyptus oil as a slime cleanser! What a great tip. I am totally going to try this and see if I can get the last of the zombie goo out of the fabric of my Mom’s couch. Are there any potential side effects that I should know about? Is it colour safe?
Thanks for the tip and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Ethan was. talking about my little brother Eric, he was. typing the things like TROLOLOLOLOL
Don’t know???
Man I really need a vacation!
May I suggest one of my exotic location safehouses? Three of them have ocean views.
That sounds great somewhere I can relax and meditate. 🙂
Been there tried that turned out to be an dęmonic cruise ship. Just get Zyborgana down there. She can snap her fingers and blast him out of existence. Someone who DESERVES it this time.
I’ve already have but she’s on a field trip with the druids there teaching her how to be patient she left her cell,iphone and ipod.
Hail Bebe,
How goes Zyborgana’s field trip with the druids? Is she learning? I am thinking that I should maybe send my little brother Sam on a field trip with them if so.
Seth
Hi Seth Zyborganna is doing great she is now living with the druids until she can control her hunger around humans If you send Sam he could be in trouble Zyborganna loves humans to much.
I’m sure Zyboragon would not send me to a place that was dangerous like that stuoid cruise.
Of course I wouldn’t. I like you too much to put you harms way.
Thanks Zyboragon I like you too, you guys are like my survival family since I don’t have any off the site.
I am glad to hear that.
Does any of the safe houses have a beach where I can get some moon beams. 🙂
I believe so.
Well I’m packed and ready for vacation. Send me away Zyboragon. 🙂 🙂 🙂
well since I’m going on vacation a protection spell is in order.
With this intent I call to Air,
To cast my spell to the winds so fair,
And bring my heart’s desire to me.
This is my will so mote it be.
Elament of fire burning bright,
I call you here with me tonoght.
Fulfill this desire sent to thee,
Work this magick just for me.
Water running in the night,
Underneath the moon so bright.
Grant to me this spell I weave,
So soon my wish I will achieve.
Into this soil through my hand,
My intent I do command,
Make it last,make it strong,
From Earth to me where it belongs.
So mote it be.
Well that should do it now my homes protected while I’m gone. Sandy beachest here I come. 🙂 🙂 🙂
DUDE!! give us proof it works
First of all Bebe is a girl. Secondly it works, I’m certain of that.
Thank you Mr Mutt for correcting Selena Castro my home and shoe collection are safe. And thank you for believing in me it’s always work for me. 🙂 🙂 🙂
Ah first I’m a girl second what guy would ever wont to be called Bebe. My daughter Zyborganna thinks it’s funny you would think of me as a guy given that my photo’s that of a girl.
I apologize for my absence, I went on a road trip.
Hail Z,
Congrats on your continuing epic survival and welcome back. No need to apologize. We all come and go around here. It’s the safest way to go. Any harrowing tales from your road trip? Or is it top secret? Maybe research at one of your five strategically placed safe houses?
Seth
Seth, my trip was a visit to an associate of mine. Nothing out of the ordinary, a few houses nearby haunted by ghosts, and a few encounters with cannibals.
I was in the middle of nowhere, a small town, where 3G is unavailable.
Even with the cannibals did you have a good..(ouch)visit..
Hail Z,
Yep that all sounds pretty normal to me… ghosts… cannibals… a mysterious remote location with no Internet access… pretty much standard.
So what manner of being is your associate who lives in such a remote location surrounded by ghosts and cannibals?
Seth
Hail Selena castro,
Welcome to the site, my apologies for not seeing your comment earlier.
While it is hard to prove these kinds of things except in the field, where negative results are generally unacceptable, i do have to tell you that Bebe is a vampire witch with some demon thrown in for good measure so she is in a good position to know what might work and except for the occasional incidents where she has been possessed by evil spirits I have found her to be trustworthy and helpful so there you have it, if you are in need of a protection spell then maybe this one might be worth trying. Can’t hurt… much…
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
P.S. What manner of being are you? Have you scanned yourself with the Monstrometer iOS app?
http://itunes.apple.com/app/monstrometer/id335896676?mt=8
I* apologize, autocorrect got me.
I fixed that up for you.
Seth
So the grim reaper’s presents, it was randomly brought up to me by my EX vampire gf. She said Id find out later, but im impatient…..fill free to enlighten me dudes….and dude-ets.
Hail weredude1,
Ok so I am not quite with you here? Are you saying that your ExGF who is a vampire is going to give you a present from the Grim Reaper? I may not always be the sharpest knife in the drawer but that does not really sound good to me, I would maybe just tell her that I am not interested because I already have one and leave it at that.
Have you gotten any more information about this since you last posted.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
No no no. The grim reaper, gives people certain types of “presents”.People who have caused and wittinessed death to another. It rarely happens apparently. It intrigues me.
Hail weredude,
Hmm thanks for checking in with this grim update. Now I am intrigued to know more about your present.
And given your current rate of returns to the site, I will have to survive 53 more days to find out more…
Seth
Hey kinda need advice. Ik what, and who i’m dealing with but ik there’s no way to rid me of this demon. but is there anyone out there that houses a demon that can give me tips on how to let my demon use my eyes to see on this plane of existance.
Hail Crimson Ami,
I hope you are keeping on despite this demonic dilemma.
I realize I am probably too late to be of any assistance. And actually I’m not sure I could have helped here, but I’ll send out the call to see if anyone can recommend a decent opthamologist. Has your demon identified him or herself in any way?
Until then, my standard advice is to set up a good salt lamp by your bed. They’ll keep the demon away while you sleep and they taste good.
Seth
Smithy, let’s talk on the demon page
I hate demon kind. I have to put that behind me now though. Everyone go to the angels page. You must go!
S O S CALLING ALL SURVIVORS TO THE ANGEL PAGE
2015
Hail weredude1,
Thanks for this cryptic comment. I will take it as evidence of your ongoing survival. Should I ask what it means? If I ask will you even explain? If you explain will I regret asking? Am I talking to myself?
Say hi to your dad for me. NO wait. Jj. Please don’t!
Seth
THAT IS NOT WHAT I LOOK LIKE the picture of a demon I look just a human with all black eyes and some sharp teeth but only when we feed
That picture of a supposed demon is kinda offensive. And I HATE baby powder!! It smells bad and its messy!
Hail Gwen,
Sorry that this picture offends you. Do you have a different picture that I could use? I have so far found it pretty hard to get any demons to show up for a photo shoot… well except that one time that they did actually show up and that really didn’t go so well. Let’s just say the lives saved counter went the wrong direction that day so I haven’t been to eager to schedule and more photo shoots/summonings.
So what do you say can you help me out? I sure don’t want to be offending any supernatural beings least of all demons.
Thanks and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Seriously my question remains unanswered?
As a vampire myself I know what she got from the grim reaper and yes it’s ment to be given away as a gift and what a gift it is.
Now all you have to do is ask your self is the gift she gives you really a gift for you or for her. 😈
And no I can’t tell you what it is. Only vampires will know and well you will too when she gives it to you. *giggle*
Hello weredude1 you must understand as I was chosen to be a reaper I cannot speak for the reapers of your neighborhood I do not enjoy taking the souls of the dead… It is a kindness however…. Tell me though did you see any strange men around your past girlfriends if so did they talk to her or touch her?
The Reaper
Interesting indeed, yet I don’t think she’ll be giving me any presents now.I think dating vampires is just not something i’m going to do for a while…don’t get me started on werewolves.
I have a question seth, why does one question I asked have to be moderated but this question doesn’t?
Hail to the Weredude1,
Thanks for your patience with the evolving moderation filter. It has something to do with the demons page, which scares Graham. And possibly the word “succubus” which makes him sweat. Also may I add that we have received some disturbing communications from your underworldly father over the years that has made me cautious in regards to matters of his purvue. I sent him an email re: Succubi Survival Strategies and his reply was let’s say, not reprintable. I’ll keep looking into it. Meanwhile, I would heartily endorse your vampire survival plan.
Although Jessy, below has a different take. Let me link it….here.
Thanks for keeping on.
Seth
Where is the stuff about Cambions? You have stuff about half angels but where is the half demons? Also my brother is a demon and im appearently a cambion son of Lucifer (the devil)… I feel important on a way but its weird when my brother and my “father” visit. Im just not used to the feel of another energy being in the room. If anyone has a question about the demon world dont be afraid to ask i can happily supply an answer to almost any question for the subject. 😈
😈 Cambions like ourselves aren’t a highly valued species my tainted kin. No matter how powerful or important we are, we are abominations to this world and any one beyond ours. The sad part is being part human makes us this way. If they truly want to know about us, then by all means…make a page upon cambions. Seth, if you would be so kind?
I’m here on official Clave buisness so I’ll keep this short: has anyone seen a Greater Demon recently?
Excuse me, why have I been moderated? What have I done that is moderation worthy?
Hail Shadowhunter,
Thanks checking into SOS. Welcome to the site. Everyone goes into moderation on their first comment and sometimes I’m faster on my phone than others. I can see you are on a mission, my apologies for the delay. Can you tell us anything about your demon quest? I’m not sure we’ve every had a Greater Demon around here. A few demon wolves. Weredude 01 comes to mind but I’m not sure you want to find him. Who wants to know anyway?
Seth
Not unless this weredude1 is also the demon Agramon. I am searching for it because that is my job. I am a Shadowhunter. And as for who wants to know, the Clave wants to.
Some times I wonder why I can’t get my mom to like me as a murmaid I think I should be a lot more loveble
Ahhh… straight from the underworld, and the first sight I find while perusing this computer is this one… quite fitting, quite fitting indeed.
Are you a dëmon?
I am a djinni, known as a genie to you mortals.
Oh great dijinni, please note this dimension is protected by the Clave of Shadowhunters, any harm to humans can and will be repaid in full. Please enjoy your stay here!
I won’t grant you wishes, unless, of course, you somehow can bind and harness my essence.
Hmm, interesting.
Well, hello Necrotis, it’s always nice to see beings such as yourself roaming about, from the underworld eh? I’ve been there a few times, certainly not on vacation though! So, what brings you here?