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Survivors of the Third Supermoon

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As the third super moon rises, hot on the halo of Asteroid 2014 RC, the world is once again watching the skies, not to mention at least one suspicious crater that seems to be an alien impact site.

Crater in Nicaragua seen as site of alien impact.
Crater in Nicaragua seen as site of alien impact.

The 39 ft crater appeared in Nicaragua, after an explosion lit up the sky, evidence of an asteroid drop by 2014 RC if ever I saw one.

Survivors have cordoned off the site and scientists are traveling to the site even as we speak to inspect it for evidence of alien  cargo.

As the super moon rises. I’ll be among the supernatural suvivologists watching the crater for any suspicious glow or ooze.

But I’ll also be here, checking in on the site, researching the reports here on SOS for any activities that have occurred this super moon, looking for links, making the connection.

Basically everything I usually do for This Week In Survival except this time, looking over the whole month. If I can do it right this time, this may become standard operating procedure here at SOS. We’ll see. Survival is a process after all, not a sprint.

And if anyone survives, will there be a Supermoon Survivor of the Month?

Still unknown. Check in here tomorrow night to know for sure.

With Survival anything is possible…  and er, unfortunately without it, there’s not a whole lot else…. That’s why it’s so important to keep on keeping on, supernaturally speaking. Sometimes survival demands a supernatural effort.

This year supermoons come in threes...
This year supermoons come in threes…

SUPERMOON SUPERSURVIVOR REPORTS:

…in progress as the super moon rises…

Níðhöggr Howls

–>> Pulled by the new Harvest Supermoon, a mysterious draconian named NIOHOGGR stopped by to report the pull on his latent lupinacy. Many survivors weighed in to help and explain. Even MORGENSTERN altho really was he just wanting to brag about his alleged god-like powers? 

–>>Former Guardian Drache ASSANJIN determined Nio’s tortured lineage to be a descendant of the Drache Wulven, sealed by a undisclosed magical artifact to FENRIR who admitted the same artifact that tied them had sapped his powers. But can ASSANJIN regain his Drache powers this Supermoon with the help of others including VELANKO and keep MORGENSTERN at bay?

–>>While SoTMs LEAFPOOL and VELANKO concentrated on keeping the tortured drache wolf alive, he soon disappeared and was never heard from again. Tonight I hear howls from the tops of tall buildings and wonder if it might be him…

Leafpool’s Choice

–>>Faced with a choice of WW affiliations, SoTM LEAFPOOL first declined ERIS’ otherworldly offer with its many secret strings attached and chose FENRIR for her Supermoon survival spirit. Despite the intervention of ASSANJIN and others, ERIS was pretty irate, she must have had secret plans for her new acolyte. Anger that only subsided with FENRIR’s latest death led to her acceptance. And I think casting MORGENSTERN down to dance to his death with the other tortured soles helped too. Did Lilith send her another new recruit in WEREWOLFGIRL?

 Demon Dealing

–>>After clearly spending too much time with NIGHTSHADE and the VOID LORDS,  LILITH opened her own unauthorized supernatural IRS, basically taxing everyone for everything daring MR. MUTT and AGENT TL and even MORGENSTERN to stop her. What exactly was her currency because Cyborg Link appears to have paid with his life. 

–>> A reminder to survivors that SOS has no power to enforce, endorse or eliminate any side contracts made between consenting Survivors, from LILITH’s ongoing Mr. Mutt blood sale to HATTER’s portal spells, negotiate at your own risk, your survival is no longer guaranteed 99.98%. Look what happened to REDFANG after he bought a portal from HATTER…

The New Monstrometer is Here!!!

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New version of the Monstrometer is out just in time for the Full Moon. #KeepOnKeepingOn Seth http://t.co/PJnUoO4Z #iOS
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What’s New in Monstrometer 2.2?

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What’s new in Monstrometer 2.2? If you say it out loud you will discover that that I am a poet and I didn’t even know it.

The BIG change is that Graham and I fixed the way that the Survival Videos play. They were generally not working the way that you would want them to thanks to a change in the OS and we tried for months to fix it but now we finally figured it out. So if you never have before please take a look at the videos. There are lots of ways to get there including taping on the spot where it says Zombie Month right on the first page.

The logic to determine your Monster diagnosis has also been fine-tuned, increasing the Monstrometer’s overall accuracy by nearly 0.87%. Now I know that may not seem like much but it is a lot when you are dealing with something as accurate as the Monstrometer.

And while we have not added any new results to the database we have added a number of new questions to help diagnose your supernatural state.

For those who didn’t notice it was there before there is a “More” tab that contains all kinds of goodies like a monsters page with quick links to all of the Monstrometer Monster Report pages, the videos and more! (Hence the name)

The update has been uploaded to the App Store for approval and should be available for you to download soon. Probably in less than a week. Graham and I are already working on the next update which should be a little bit bigger. Maybe even including a new result.

Keep on keeping on.

Seth

P.S. Screenshots coming soon!

Winners Announced for the Seth On Survival 2010 Ninja Day Contest

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Good news Survivors! We have not one but four winners of the Seth On Survival 2010 Ninja Day contest!

Jmich, Andie, Teg and Gabriel Castillo are each going to receive a complimentary Seth On Survival T-shirt. Hope it helps you keep on keeping on! Now all you have to do is send me an email with the size of T-shirt that you need and an address that I can mail your shirt to and then it will be up to the the chthonic deity that lives in the bottom of your local mail sorting room as to how long it takes for it to arrive. You also have your choice of any colour you like… as long as it is black.

Now you may be wondering how they could give four different answers and all be right well it is like this… Ninjas as you probably know are very stealthy, in fact right now as you are reading this there is probably one in your kitchen eating the rest of that bag of chips that you didn’t finish yesterday, the point is, as Survivor Andie correctly pointed, that no one, not even me, knows how many ninjas are actually in that picture. There was one that I found and took a really close up picture of but my flash didn’t go off and my lens cap may or may not have been on at the time and in any case it was a really really close up picture as that particular ninja was kicking me in the head when I took it. Further to that there may or may not have been an additional 16 to 40 ninjas hiding behind the first ninja so as you can see they are all right! Well at least as far as I can tell

So congratulation to the winners! I am looking forward to having another contest in the near future.

Seth

For more info see the original contest post here: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=524

Ninja Day

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Ninja Day again. Remember ninjas are very dangerous and your best survival strategy is to avoid them. Best way to avoid them? Learn to spot them. Train your ninja spotting skills below.

How many ninjas are hiding in the picture below?

How many Ninja's are hiding in this picture?
How many ninja's are hiding in this picture?

Submit your answers in the comments below. One lucky winner will receive a Seth On Survival T-Shirt, highly effective survival wear with special scent masking properties making it far more difficult for ninja to track you.

SOS Monstrometer version 2.0 – What’s New!

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Hail Survivors!

It’s now here! The Monstrometer version 2.0 update! I said it was going to be big-ish and it is-ish. So biggish in fact that it needed a whole new number!

New in Monstrometer version 2.0:

  • Added “Interrogate Self” and “Interrogate Other” option. Now the program knows if you are scanning yourself or someone else… well as long as you don’t lie to it.
  • Stats tracking!!! All your scans are saved and you can view the list of the statistics from your self scans and other scans in either list mode or as a pie chart. This will help you keep track of what other creatures you are encountering and also your own evolving situation and potential hybridization.
  • New Monsters gallery helps you keep track of what monsters you have scanned with the Monstrometer and provides direct links to the individual monster pages on the website. Unlock new monsters by scanning them.
  • Facebook Integration updated so that now your Facebook post will reflect if you were scanning yourself or someone else.
  • You can now choose the depth of interrogation. From 10 questions all the way up to 25 questions. More questions gives a more accurate result and obviously takes longer as well. 10 Questions is fast but sacrifices some accuracy for that speed.
  • Vastly improved interrogation logic for much more accurate results.
  • 17 New interrogation questions added for improved accuracy.

There are no new monsters added this time but we think you will find that these changes really make the Monstrometer a lot better.

The Monstrometer 2.0 is now in the app store: http://itunes.com/apps/monstrometer. If you already have an earlier version you can update it for free just by visiting the App Store icon on you iPod Touch, iPhone or iPad or through iTunes on your computer. If you don’t have it yet you can still get it for free by just visiting the App Store.

System Requirements: The app still works with iOS 3.1 but has been tested all the way up to 4.1. It works great on iPhone, iPod Touch or iPad.

Special thanks to Jmich and P5t5r and many of the other users on the site and reviewers on the iTunes Store. We have taken your feedback and suggestions and made the Monstrometer even better. Also thanks to the -admittedly small – Beta test group! You know who you are! (and I know what you are!)

This is just a step in the long promised big set of updates to the Monstrometer and the website. We hope it keeps you keeping on! We think it was worth the wait but we are still sorry that it was such a long one. Graham and I are already busy planning for the next update but I can’t promise that it will be quite this big. Also still on the lookout for any of those deal-making demons who can help me make my next episodes… so if you know one or you ARE one… well, Graham has baby powder!

Thanks for keeping on with me!

Seth