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This Week In Survival April 06, 2013

April 6, 2013 By Seth Leave a Comment

Another Supernatural Week Of Survival!
Another Supernatural Week Of Survival!

Well I had to stop Graham from hiring a mermaid to clean up all the creepy white chocolate bunnies we smashed this week, but thankfully it worked and SOS survived another week.

Congratulations if you survived too and thanks for keeping on with SOS. Check back here for links as we catch up on all the survivor news from the week that was…

*A problem pack called the Silvermoons. Why does Scarfur think Zanna might know how to fight them? And what did they do to Rustpelt? 

*Wildmoon celebrates her moon day tomorrow. How does a wild werewolf celebrate moons anyway?

*What’s this? Werewolves fighting to the death?  Why does Snowfall hate Rainstorm? Whose story do you believe?

*Alex has started a get-to-know-you quiz. Tell your favorite stuff but please keep your human name, location and age to yourself. And now the 3 million survivor question is this – DID ALEX REALLY ANSWER HIS OWN QUESTION??? Do we finally get to know what kind of being he has become?

*Uh oh look who has a death wish. Sophie Wolf calls Snowfall, “Snowball.” Got a feeling Snowfall isn’t going to like that.

*Who is draining magic from a forest? Wolf boy reporting today. Does this explain why the fairy doors have been appearing? Let’s see if I can get the details.

*Werewolf warnings from Katie AKA Rainsong. Is she still hiding in the Saphire Forest? Is this related to the draining magic forest?

*Uh oh if LycanProtector and Werewolf 13 had a race who would win? Did anyone survive?

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SOS Alert: Fairy Home Invasions as Magic Leaves Forest

April 4, 2013 By Seth 8 Comments

SOS alert to California residents today, a rash of fairy home invasions is terrorizing tree dwelling supernaturals.  Survivors are being advised double lock their doors and remain on magenta alert until further notice. But why are the fairy doors appearing?

An SOS alert in progress…

Who is behind this terrible fairy home invasion?
Who is behind a rash of fairy home invasions in California?

Fairy doors, normally invisible to the human eye, are usually left open like the one above. It’s well known that fairies can’t handle iron, which rules out most effective locking mechanisms. So generally speaking most fae folk prefer to rely on magic invisibility and protection spells and to obscure the doors to their homes.

What’s going wrong in California? Who is exposing the fairy doors and robbing their tree lairs?

Werewolves are outraged as some forest area residents have begun to blame warring werewolf clans for the damage. Werewolf war correspondent Katie aka Rainsong reports that rival werewolf gangs are terrorizing the forest. Read about the war in the Saphire Forest here.

But werewolf leader Firefang calls this theory preposterous.

“Y blame werewolves I mean we can’t open doors with paws and why would we mess with faries?” writes Firefang.

But half-werewolf  Wolf Boy has a different theory. Wolf boy, who is exactly 50% werewolf, lives on the edge of this magic forest and knows it well. He says the forest appears to be losing its magic.  He believes somebody is draining all the magic from the forest.

But who is draining the magic from this forest and why? Stay tuned as we keep trying to get to the bottom of this.

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SOS Human Makes Weird Links

April 4, 2013 By Seth Leave a Comment

In humbling human news this week it was revealed that while Seth G. is a veritable fountain of wisdom on many topics from the ways of the were-folk to the proper use of a time travel trampoline, he is admittedly not the best make of links on the interwebz.

Please be advised that normally but not always when I put a bunch of color in something it could be a link. 

That or I could be in the middle of a full moon fight for survival and leaning on the wrong keys again.

Thanks for keeping on anyway.

Seth

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Shark Hires Mermaid For Bodyguard

April 1, 2013 By Seth Leave a Comment

Fed up seeing his friends and family end up in soup and strange health food supplements, one canny whale shark has hired a mermaid for his bodyguard.

The whale shark, named Papa Shillingi, says one of his 300 sons had just lost his fins to a soup maker when he met a mermaid named Linden Wolbert and a lightbulb went off for him.

“She was really nice and pretty and suddenly I realized, hey nobody EATS mermaids!” he explained.”Well, nobody except great whites, who consider mermaid meat a delicacy. But not me! Honest. All I eat is plankton. Nobody believes me but it’s true. Okay maybe the occasional little fish or two, but is that so bad? Do I deserve to the soup for that?!”

 An SOS truer-than-true story in progress…

Mermaid is a shark's best friend?
Mermaids are a shark’s best friend.

Papa Shillingi says after he had this realization about mermaids, he tried to save money by actually becoming one. But when he swam through Eye Rock at midnight on the next full moon, the result was not what he had hoped.

“As soon as I saw myself, I realized this wasn’t going to work. Instead of looking like Linden, I looked like-  well, like me, except I had arms and a shell bikini. I did not gain any mermaid pretty power at all!” said Papa Shillingi, who is 70 years old this year.

Papa Shillingi says that’s when he decided to try hiring a mermaid instead. He immediately contacted Mermaids For Hire and asked if Linden Wolbert could be his bodyguard.

Far from being afraid, Linden dove at the chance to be bodyguard to a whale shark. “I was just harvesting golden jellyfish at the time and getting pretty tired of being stung. I know everybody says they don’t sting, but they do. Nobody was taking my photo back then. So you tell me who’s really the pretty one?”

Now Papa Shillingi and his family have their own personal mermaid bodyguard with them 24-7.

“Linden is great! She steers us away from the nets and protects us from harpoons. Don’t ask her to clean the coral reef though. She hates that,” says Papa Shillingi who adds that he is just joking about that coral reef part please don’t print it or Linden will kick his shilling spotted a$$.

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