Meet Werewolf13:
Werewolf13 began suspecting that her school knew just a little too much about werewolves, she just wasn’t sure why. The cafeteria offered a consistent cornucopia of fluffy jumbo werewolf muffins and seemed just a little too interested in who exactly was eating them – namely Werewolf13 herself. She began to keep track of who watched her pick out a muffin and why. Of course I immediately suggested that she may in fact be attending a werewolf school but the Werewolf13 is not so sure about that. The jury is still out!
Werewolf13 has always known that she is a werwolf, not just because she loves the muffins at her school a little too much but because her dad is a practising werewolf with all the symptoms. Her mom, however is not a werewolf at all. What is her mom? Hey we don’t actually know… hmmm…
At any rate the combination of 100% werewolf + 100% human = WW13 – and we’re very glad that it did. By my estimation WW13 has saved around a half-dozen lives already here at SOS.
Starting with John. John came to the site reporting a problem that sounds like he MIGHT be a bitten wolf. You know, going to bed achey on the full moon, waking up naked in the yard covered in leaves kind of thing. Scouring news reports for stories of people and animals he might have accidentally killed. Pretty standard bitten wolf case.
Anyway, John was -still is – pretty upset about the whole bitten werewolf situation and he planned to build a secure crib made almost entirely of silver. But luckily WW13 stopped him before he blew the family fortune on a pure silver crib that would kill him. She suggested a thin plate of silver over the door instead – I couldn’t have said it better!
It’s too soon to know if John took WW13’s advice – he would likely just be unlocked today. Hopefully he had a good keeper or a lock timer. We will see. Either way, if John reports back, we owe it to Werewolf13 who very likely saved his life. And his college fund.
Another good one, is the the time Werewolf13 advised Wolfling, giving him a number of (mostly harmless) things to try that might trigger his lycanthropy after properly warning him that it was a mistake to try to become a werewolf. Did it work? Well did you see any stories of naked campers who wouldn’t come in from the rain and the wind? Er, wait a minute. I think I just saw one…
Speaking of that, is it possible that WW 13 took some of her own advice this moon? Because she actually physically transformed. Physically, and not just mentally. As you know, WW13 WAS an M-shifter who phased in and out a lot in the month leading up to the full moon. Then on the night of the full moon, she began exhibiting physical transformation symptoms. Was it the Frankenmoon Effect? We still don’t know, but everyone should be aware that there is now a strong possibility that WW13 is either a) a Blood Werewolf b) a Hunter werewolf or c) a Frankenwolf. Will we ever find out?
Thanks to an email update from her kitsune friend Mitsuzo we do know this much. WW13 survived the Frankenstorm and managed to secure adequate candy provisions despite an encounter with a few A-51 agents, largely due to their excellent disguises. What were they? Hopefully WW13 will share when she gets back.
Thanks for keeping on for the Frankenmoon. Happy Halloween to everyone! Hope you collected enough candy to survive the coming dark season. Please check back for the stories of Gabriella and WW 13!
Now to everyone who keeps on keeping on, thanks for inspiring SOS and helping me to keep on too. Survival is always the biggest prize.
SUR + VIVE = ON + LIVE! May we all keep on and on.
Seth