Breaking supernatural survival news from Portland, Oregon. A carload of zombies was apparently headed eastbound on I-84 when they lost control of the vehicle and rolled over shortly after 9:30 pm on Friday July 9th.
Several people who witnessed the crash initially thought that the occupants injuries were much more serious but it turned out that they were just advanced Stage II zombies. The zombies they were wearing their seat belts at the time of the accident which enabled them to avoid serious injury.
“We’re glad that everyone is alive, despite being ‘undead’,” said Sgt. Greg Stewart of the Portland Police.
While all the zombies that were in the car were taken to hospital, Stewart said crews are investigating the possibility that more zombies were in the car at the time of the crash but fled the scene on foot, well not so much fled as shambled, but you get the point.
Anyone spotting unusual zombie activity in that general area should contact Sgt. Greg Stewart of the Portland Police – Zombie Containment Unit immediately.