Seth On Survival – Episode 1 – Zombiology 101.3
Seth On Survival – Episode 2 – Zombie Autopsy
Seth On Survival – Episode 3 – Zombie Quarantine
Seth On Survival – Episode 4 – The Great Zombie Debate
Seth On Survival – Episode 5 – Zombie Battle
This is hilarious – I really enjoyed the videos and the website
Glad that you enjoyed the videos Stefan but please survival is no laughing matter.
I see what you mean, I had only seen Ep 1 – I am really worried now that I am seeing the bigger picture in Ep 2 and 3. I will be locking doors and windows before watching any more revelations. Keep up the good work – Seth!!
Haha, love it!
Hey aren’t you going to get in trouble for using the “Spray 9 ” Trade
mark?
Did you watch all the episodes Survivor Shannon?
just did. I guess they may sue? LOL
Survivor Shannon if you promise to keep your legal opinions to yourself in the future I’ll send you a special promotional gift in the mail. An autographed bottle of Spray Nine, effective against 99.9% of the particles that cause undeadness.
HA good one. I love the flow and quick banter. Great casting to.
Thanks Survivor Olaf and Survivor Shannon but as I mentioned above your survival is no laughing matter. Make sure you tell all your friends about my site and come back regularly as the site is often updated with the latest survival tips, tricks and info.
Seth
I think Paddy has my keys.
Well Survivor Lovecraft if you are missing your keys AND your pants then it almost certainly was a Leprechaun. If it is just your keys missing though then you may have fallen victim to the elder god of key stealing Cthulu. Better change your locks in any case.
Well I still have my pants so it must be Cthulu. I have a history with that overgrown squid, I’m go see if he has my keys… On second thought, I am going to take your advise and just change my locks. Count that as another live saved.
Good decision Lovecraft. Keep on keeping on.
AWESOME love it. was soooo funnee cant wait to see more!!!! 🙂
Thanks Survivor Mackenzie. If you want to see more please write your local elected government official or dictator.
In fact I will draft a letter for you check back soon for that and other updates.
Seth my lovely… my sisters and I have finished putting razor blades in the apples and are waiting for the little children to come around trick or treating. Later we will be bobbing for pickles… come over and join us.
Note to Trick or Treaters: Witchs’ apples can be an inexpensive source of razor blades and vitamin C but never EVER go for the pickle bobbing.
Fantastic show Seth, loved it and hoping for more!
Great show! Thanks for getting the truth out.
I have this friend I think may be going zombie. He’s normally unshaven and has long unkempt blond hair. And he talks really slowly, it takes forever for him to finish a story. I’ve never seen him eat brains, but I’ve often seen unidentified bits of stuff on his beard and shirt after his meals. It could be human remains. And I’ve once seen him devour an entire box of HotRods.
Should I Zombie Quarantine him the next time I see him, or is he too far gone?
Survivor Sirius it certainly sounds like your friend may be a zombie but before taking action suggest scanning him with the Monstrometer. He may not be a threat but better safe than sorry. How long has he been like this? If it is over 25 years he is probably okay, a little slow but okay. If so then just humour him by trying to keep paying attention until he gets to the end of his sentence, if he ever does.
Sirius. I to think I’ve seen that great bearded zombie. If it’s the one I’m thinking of it is often accompanied by a Banshee that constantly sneezes and is continuously grazing on local plant life. I’ve even seen them both surrounded by evil little goblin minions that can be easily distracted by throwing them “Rock Band”. Maybe I need to cut down on the cough syrup?
Seth, Will spray Nine work on them to?
Well Survivor Shannon,
Spray Nine will work on just about anything if applied properly however I think you may be either confused or off your meds. Zombies, Banshees and Goblins don’t hang out together.
I suggest visiting your optometrist and/or going back on your meds.
Seth
Wonderful survivor advice. I hope to see more soon.
Seth,
Thank you for getting the word out. Its a well known fact that zombies are a great menace to society and the truth should be revealed about them. However, something bothers me. In some recent zombie films, the zombies seemed to have some extra abilities, such as amazing strength. Also, the zombies were able to run, not just shuffle aimlessly looking for sweet, sweet brain matter. Is this something I should be worrying about?
Thanks for your observations survivor Marc. IMHO there’s never a really good reason to not worry. Please do go ahead and worry – it’s a human evolutionary advantage after all. That said, with the proliferation of zombie actors, writers, directors the question remains are these accurate representation of zombie phenomenon? Harmless zombie wish-fulfillment fantasy? Or dangerous Hollywood propaganda?
Dear Seth
Back on my Meds and off the Cough Syrup and WHEW the Banshee and goblins are gone, but I still worry about the Zombies. As an avid gamer I have played multiple games that involve the slaughter or zombies. Are these a good source of Zombie lore and killing strategy? You advocate that decapitation with a sword is great and is used in many games, but the games also use a large selection of guns. I have found that many of the guns are available for purchase but the BFG seems most effective. Do you know where I can get one?
Seth, one last thing. My Coon Hound comes from a long line of hunting dogs. Is there a way to teach her to smell out infected people? Are dogs able to become infected? I’m worried if she does become infected I won’t know, since she already drools a lot and acts kind of dumb already.
Seth,
Thank you for your insight. I am wondering though, has the zombie phenomenon, or perhaps something like a phenomenon, been limited to North America? Or has it spread outwards, causing perhaps more of a global terror? I am currently overseas and I feel this information would be very useful. Thank you for your time
Good question Survivor Marc,
ZSE outbreaks have been reported worldwide, virtually on every continent, including Antarctica (an isolated incident). It is important that we monitor all areas for warning signs.
I would like to invite anyone with current, reliable information to write in. Survivor Marc could you report on the situation in your area?
Thanks and keep on keeping on!
Seth
hey seth i scaned my room its a threat what do i do
Hey Bro,
Well a room scan is tricky business. It could be that your room itself is a threat but it is more likely that there is something in your room that is a threat. If it is not immediately apparent like say a werewolf bouncing on your bed, then a good strategy may be to try to organize all of the things in your room and see if you can find the cause.
Oh you know I just thought of something. Were you in your room when you scanned it? Just saying…
Seth
what can i do when im out numbered by sashquathes
Well Sasquatches (or bigfoots/bigfeet) are generally more afraid of you than you are of them. It is when they feel threatened that they are dangerous so if they outnumber you they probably feel pretty safe. Best to let them go and not try to take their picture. They don’t like that.
For more information check here.
Did you make videos on how to fend off against cyborgs , cause I wanna know how I can stay safe from them.
Hail Survivor William,
Well I have not yet made any videos on surviving Cyborgs but it is an important topic. I hope to be able to make some in the future but for now you can check out this post for some further information.
Seth
Seth
I walk my dog in a secluded rural area of Saskatchewan. Do you have suggestions as to how my small dog and I can be safe? Also what are the most common dangers lurking in the dark winter mornings?
Teg
when do you intend to do a piece on werewolves? im interested to see how you intend to survive them. and did you know werewolfism is able to be transferred genetically? anyone with werewolf ancestry has a chance of becoming one altho after you dilute it to 25% or less the chances are very slim. altho with my 1/8 i still exhibit several traits and am picked up as a threat by the iphone app.
Hi Michaelw0lf,
Thanks for writing in and thanks for sharing your story. We hope to do a feature on Werewolves very soon.
When we do I’ll be sure to contact you for more information as it seems like you have some inside info. Good thing the Monstrometer is doing it’s job.
Thanks again for letting us know who to be wary of!
Seth
Seth,when are you going to make more videos
Ha Ha cool but when are you doing somethin on demons?
Hey Demon Guardian thanks for ah, possessing this space…hope to get to your kind very soon. Until then make yourself at home and ah maybe try to stay away from anyone who still has a soul okay?
Seth
I scored 93.32% positive for being a vampire and I just wanted to know if I should tell my friends know or not but one of my friends is in love with twilight and kinda told me that I act like a vampire and the other day ….. Well I guess everyday someone points out that the sky is coverd with clouds and I was wondering if being a vampire could cause that??????
And should a vampire be-friend a werewolf beacuse sometimes she gets really hot when she gets mad but we are great friends……….. I’m cold peace out ime tired
Hi BSG,
Thanks for your posts. You came to the right place.
Generally vampires do not cause cloudy skies but since they DO tend to inhabit areas where the weather is predominantly cloudy, the two factors are closely correlated – as you have noticed.
Sometimes a werewolf friend is the best thing for a vampire due to the whole hot-cold thing you have already noticed!
Seth
BSG I can be a werewolf friend but NO going pysco like my other friend did…
Alright people and monsters , 2morow leprechauns run the day so lock your closet , secure your belts and tie your shoes perfectly tight
Awesome advice Wilwolf!
Here is hoping you all survived St. Patrick’s Day with shoes and pants intact! Don’t let your guard down though there are still a lot of tricky leprechauns out there!
Seth
Hey Seth are you confused. I mean really I am using a phone were is the scanner on that. I under stand this fun and everything but hey you could really scare some people lol.
Well Survivor Bryce it is patented technology using the wide array of sensors available within the devices from the wifi signal to the capacitive touchscreen. I could tell you how it works but then various threats could potentially use that knowledge to evade detection and how would that help anyone survive?
Seth
Is there any werewolf webisodes?
Hail Larkolycan,
While I don’t have any werewolf videos YET I hope to soon. It is a very hot topic and a very important one. I’ll let you know as soon as I do when the werewolf videos will be ready.
Seth
Also in my sleep I think I was biten by a werewolf. What do I do?
Clean the area thoroughly with a gauze pad soaked in colloidal silver but not too much or you will turn blue!
You also might want to see if you can find some werewolf repellent at your local drugstore.
Seth
Be careful though not to ingest Aconitum (also known as aconite, monkshood, wolfsbane) as it is poisonous. You might want to put some wolfsbane on your window sill though.
Seth I was wright there are two werewolves outside my house one male and one female.the female must of bit me that one night because that male is me! Can you help me?
Larkolcan,
Can you please post your current status over on the werewolf page. Thanks.
Seth
More werewolves r coming please responde.
Look in the werewolf section it should help
Yep please head on over to the werewolf page there is lots of great info and discussion there.
WHAT THE HECK A CHAINSAW WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME!!!!
Yep. Quite embarrassing that I did not see that earlier. Though in my defense though it was pretty dark in there. LOL
Seth
So, Seth, are you gonna do the vampire + human = ? episode?
YAH SETH…. when ARE you going to do that VAMPIRE + HUMAN = ? episode????
Because we REALLY want to know!
SINCERELY,
NAYA ur HUMAN GF!
… and when am I getting a better pic?
OR did you forget how your promised me a profile page…?
Also, me & Mutley r STILL WAITING… walk? picnic? any of that ringing a BELL for you???
Lol Naya,
is Seth not taking you anywhere again? Seth you gotta hang out with your GF more dude.
-Phoenix
P. S.
I LOVE your name Naya.
Dude, if u tak more time with monster defense n not break up defense, by the way if u cnt get leprechauns , then mak webisodes on vampires
Thanks for the input Wilwolf. Agreed! Monster Defense is very important.
Thanks also for your note on the next webisodes! Naya really does not like me researching them but Vampires do appear to be the most timely topic. At least according to the poll.
Seth
😉 rawr we scary vampires 😉
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i finally got a zombie fighting bat i hope it works 😮 😳
my friend asked me to go to the mall should i go and just watch out for zombies or just explain why i cant? go
Seth,
what wiuld be the absolute best type of gun to use against a zombie I need to know because there hace been several sightings near my home. 😯
Hey Seth, I was wondering when your going to do a piece on Vampires , I’m a werewolf but I have a friend and an ex who are vampire I’m pretty sure I can take on my friend but just in case…
Seth, you just look so happy getting to do an autopsy on that zombie.
No offense but come on this was all scripted and that zombie is not real. Still love the blog and these videos are funny and cool but not real.
doing an autopsy on a real zombie would be too dangerous, besides, its funnier and more entertaining this way.
Well ok I guess:/