SPRING THAW ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TIPS!
If you’re a survivor living north of the 46th parallel or planning a trip thereabouts you should know that it’s an especially dangerous time of the year.
Thawing zombie spotted by Austri Mina
While the sun may be shining longer (creating less of a deadly window for vampires and other nocturnal [...]
The day you and I have waited for is finally here. Archie Hartigan and the Frost Wolf is now available for iPhone and iPod Touch (also iPad).
Archie Hartigan and the Frost Wolf is an interactive ebook detailing the adventures of survivor Archie Hartigan.
From Seth On Survival comes a new adventure with video annotation by Supernatural Survivologist Seth Greening!
Big news the very first – but not the last – Seth On Survival interactive ebook is out. It’s the truer-than-true survival story of:
Archie Hartigan and the Frost Wolf
You can check it out on the Apple iBookstore here. Right now it only works on the iPad but other formats are coming soonish. That is [...]
First there was Zyboragon’s trademark Zombie Berries, then zombie mints, now get ready for latest news in ZMRT (Zombies Meal Replacement Therapy) *awesome drumroll here* …cauliflower? More specifically, fields of rotting cauliflowers? Really?
That’s the astonishing claim this week from a group of Survivors behind a new game called Zombie Apocalypse – [...]
(SOS/ASAP/WTF) A new training facility in British Columbia, Canada offers apocalypse training for both zombies and humans. But how long can this creepy camp play both sides of the apocalyptic fence?
An SOS 99.98% true story in progress….
Zombie Combat Zone offers training for both zombies & humans
The camp, called Zombie Combat Zone, is 57 acres [...]
(SOS/ASAP/WTF) This is possibly the most disturbing product on the market since the Chinese cannibal pills last spring.
Another SOS truer-than-true story in progress….
Disturbing product for placating zombies
So there I am stocking up on supplies at my favorite supernatural supplies store. You know, just for the usual: muffins, crispy barbeque cricket larvae, Spray Nine and bottles of [...]
(SOS/ASAP/WTF) Sunday, May 27th Hackensack, New Jersey: Just one day after the terrifying zombie/cannibal case in Miami, this terrifying report from supernatural reporter & survivor Mr. Mutt:
A baffling case of self-mutilation is leaving people wondering: Zombie, Demon or Alien? You be the judge.
Police were called to the home [...]
(SOS/ASAP/WTF) Miami, Florida – Cannibals say they are “deeply offended” today over Interweb buzz re: the so-called “Naked Cannibal”, a 31 year-old man named Rudy Eugene who was shot yesterday munching on another man’s face in broad daylight.
You are probably familiar with the facts. A police officer caught Mr. Eugene snacking on [...]
Wild Moon Good Friday
The Wild Moon is almost here, adding to the Good of Friday and all weekend.
First with apologies to zombie activists everywhere, there will be no zombie theology here this year. If the zombies want to claim Jesus as their symbol of goodness and undeadness, who am I to [...]
Trying out this new running app this week. Like my own app The Monstrometer, it offers a money back survival guarantee.
If I survive, I’ll report back here. If I don’t, can somebody please apply for my .99 cents back? You can keep it, I just don’t want anybody else to profit from my untimely undeath.