SOS Supernatural News This Week
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After my extended trip North to investigate the brewing war for the Pole between Denmark, Canada and Russia and of course Santa Claus himself, I have returned to find a backlog of supernatural news tips and comments. Thanks to every survivor who survived with SOS over […]
While not nearly as bad as zombie breath, a dogged mouth odour that lingers long after morning is one of the earliest and most reliable warning signs of lycanthropy so it comes as no surprise that breath-mint companies would clamour to cash in on the condition.
Cashing in on werewolf breath.
But whether you are a werewolf […]
The Dog Days full moon always brings a record number of new lycans into packs around the world, but his year a dangerous new diet fad brings the new scary prospect of aging Hollywood celebs devoted to following the so-called werewolf diet wolfing out around the world.
Is dangerous werewolf diet turning aging Hollywood celebs into lycans?
Sources report that […]
As the bones of legendary demon wolf Black Shuck were uncovered by archaelogists this week, how will the shadowy Werewolves of Bungay protest this desecration of his holy bones?
Bones of legendary demon wolf exposed.
Archaeologists uncovered massive 7 foot long wolf bones that had been ceremonially buried at a church in Suffolk, England this week, and […]
Hunter moon eclipse survival party
The hunter moon rises again tonight in the wake of a long lunar eclipse that caused all moonlight fuelled activities to cease, and allowed shadowy beings with shadowy agendas into the night, creating one of the most dangerous full moons of the year. Or almost certainly in the top 12 anyway.
Have you heard the howls? That’s cause the HARVEST MOON is here, in the Northern Hemisphere anyway, bringing all the singingest werewolves out. Will you put a moon cake under your pillow tonight? I’ve got mine ready. Cuz there’s a lot of strange dreams going around, you might want to join the fun. Whether it’ll […]
Born on the full moon, at the height of the Dog Days, the new British prince has tongues and tails wagging but is he really just another vampire descendant like his grandfather Prince Charles, or is he actually a werewolf?
The baby’s grandpa, Prince Charles openly admitted to the world […]
With the Ghost Moon on the rise and things getting weird for half the globe, take a minute to look on the bright side. Also known as the Dog Moon, this one marks the mid-point of the Dog Days. Survive this and you’re almost home free. All you have to worry about then is well, […]
Survivors please take a moment to remember, the Fourth of July is not just about fireworks and fried chicken to celebrate the Declaration of American Independence and the start of summer vacay. As founding fathers of the USA John Adams and Thomas Jefferson knew very well when they chose this day, July 4 marks another […]
Wow is there a lot of supernatural survival cosmic awesomeness going on this weekend.
Not only is today the Summer Solstice (in the northern hemisphere*) which many in the modern world only think of as the longest day but in fact it’s also a big day for Witches! It’s probably one of the top 3 witchiest […]