Pay with your blood to attend Romanian music festival bloodraiser for hungry vampires…
Move over Live Aid and Hurricane Katrina, there’s a new music festival to end world hunger on the planet, and this Bloodstock is for hungry vampires!
Romanian vampires revealed their diabolical blood raiser to the world this week, the Untold Music Festival where you can pay with your blood to see acts that include headliners like Avicii and David Guetta.
They’re opening 42 blood collection centers and setting up mobile blood collection units in Bucharest for the festival starting on July 30. They even have sponsors like McDonalds and KFC on board to help revive light headed humans who donate.
“We wish to make a musical truce with humanity,” stated Irina the Impaler, great grand-daughter of infamous Vlad the Impaler whose blood thirst made history. “You have blood and you like music, so why should we hunt you? Let’s work together to eradicate vampire hunger once and for all.”
Ms. the Impaler says the Romanian vampires got their idea for their Bloodstock from Bob Geldof at the last world council.
“Just between you and me we were all like, oh there goes Bob again, reliving his pre-undead life as a big time world charity concert organizer…
But the more we thought about it, the more it seemed to make sense. What better medium than music to bring together the humans with blood to give and the vampires who wish to dine upon them?”
The festival is hoping for 500 healthy humans to donate blood in exchange for a ticket to attend the two-day festival and has launched an extensive promotional drive to raise awareness about the event around the globe.
And what will they do if the festival falls short of the 500 David Guetta fans it needs to end vampire hunger?
Ms the Impaler refused comment.