V Rules To Weather A Psycho Stalker Storm
I. When you don’t know the sender, put it in the blender.
Okay I know I just like that because it rhymes. The virtual blender of course. Or brain blender if you will. Unless you have a really good blender, that can accommodate things like flowers […]
Can you spot a Cupid before you wake up in a Las Vegas hotel with a strange band on your hand and a sinking sense of doom?
Today this supernaturally important question faces us all. Love and its consequences remains among the most supernaturally mysterious survivillogical forces at work in our universe. Read on and you may yet survive the V-Day demons who will be […]
EXPECT PSYCHO STALKER SQUALL
(SOS/ASAP/WTF) Get out of bed if you dare today, it’s the most most dread day of the year… you know… Valentine’s Day. I mean Friday the 13th. Part V.
Of course I don’t mean part five of one of my favourite movie franchises, which would in fact be scary […]
With Asteroid da14 due to arrive in the next 48 hours, earthbound aliens around the globe have begun packing their bags and racing to sites in Australia and Indonesia for a chance to hitch a ride home – making this your last chance to give that special alien in your life a V-alien-tine.
Well it’s V-Day again! This year, take a moment out from your annual anti-stalker preparations to recall the ancient werewolf roots of Valentine’s Day – but no more than a moment! That would be highly inadvisable. It’s called Lupercalia and it may not be romantic but it’s 99.99% true, like everything else on this […]