New personal portable wormhole that fits in your suitcase to terminate time tourism turbulence?
A team of three physicists from Barcelona, Spain unveiled the first functional portable wormhole generator to cheers from survivors of another turbulent time travel season but big boos from the time travel agents who depend on them.
Personal portable wormholes put time travel agencies out of business?
Sleeping is Leaping at Midnight On Leap Second Night
As your clock counts down to the June 30th leap second time correction a reminder here from SOS – don’t you be caught s-LEAPING at midnight.
Why is Seth leaping on sleeping, you ask? Because it’s a nice rhymey thing to say?
Well yes but no not […]
Ever been trapped in the wrong époque following a terrifying time travel debacle? Say you appeared wrapped in a toga with a skin of chocolate milk on the Savannah when what you really needed was a loincloth pelt and a good club?
Tips for Talking to the Stone Aged From Scientists
You’re not alone. Time travel accidents […]
Magic fruit trees bearing up to 40 kinds of fruit at one time in the United States this week are revealed to be the work of a known time traveller, who travels back to ancient Egypt for his source, seemingly with no regard for either the temporal or supernatural ramifications of his actions.
Sorcerer Sam Van […]
Time Travellers worldwide prepare for Leap Second, on June 30th. Look before you leap!
Atomic clocks like this add leap second on Saturday
Survivors are probably already aware how Earth’s atomic clocks create a time gap of about 2 milliseconds every day. And that time tinkering scientists store up these milliseconds until […]
As Samoa Island officials prepare to wake up from a national time travel experiment that effectively cancelled today December 30, a group of 775 Samoans are refusing to budge. These so-called “Birthday Protestors,” are vowing to celebrate and even remain in December 30 forever if need be.
“It’s my birthday! You can’t […]
Time Traveling Teacher Eloi Cole's Notes
March 16, Hadron Collider, Switzerland – Almost one year to the day after a mysterious tweedy time traveller breached security at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland, scientists there unveil the plan for mass time-transit.
Physicists Tom Weiler and Chui Man Ho today confirmed their […]
While I haven’t made it to the MIT’s Time Traveler convention on May 07, 2005 yet, I have just witnessed the controversial apparition of a very suspicious time traveling, cross-dressing extra in an old Charlie Chaplin film. And I think I can say now with some degree of certainty that we may be witnessing […]