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Anyone see a time-travelling cow this week? Because this week went supernaturally fast and Wolf Boy appears to have a cow on his head. I hate that when you get a cow on your head. Has he checked for grass growing out of scalp?
But if you didn’t wake up in an alien zoo or fall down a Plutonion Pit or get stuck working out your latest survival report this week, congrats! I hope you will check back here over the weekend and weigh in on the week that was here at SOS. If you are currently experiencing a desperate survival situation, say a time travelling cow sitting on your head or something (<–Wolf Boy) please stand by….
*Who is MICHAEL again and what is he doing in a tornado exactly? Trying to get to the bottom of this one…
*Okay how did RUSTPELT become SCARHEART exactly? Still piecing together the grisly details… He’s just out of the werewolf hospital and being chased by a demon wolf which figures owing to the proliferation of Plutonion Pits on the planet at present. What should he do?
*What’s up with all the were-baiters? Were-wannabes trying to make you angry possibly so they can get a bite by the next full moon?Is this what’s happening with Blackmoon or Scarheart? Marney thinks yes. Know your clan’s policy before trying your teeth on a twerp…
*Can you become a werewolf safely? Maggwolf wants to know. Here’s my answer NEVER! But you might disagree. Thanks to Blackmoon for answering…
*Mermaid or mermonster? What’s the right word? A debate going on. Meanwhile OCEAN, a suspected mermish wonders if you can’t hold your breath very long and you don’t have scales, can you still be a mermaid? What say you?
*The ? still remains. Is ?wolf a Wild Wolf or not? The wild moon is coming up. She’s sure got the were-rage. Why’s he growling at everyone? Wonder what will happen? (Hopefully no cows will sit on her head.)
*If you thought it was easy being a VAMPIRE LORD, think again! Lord Harkon sends an SOS. What gives?
*Human-angel bit by a vampire Arminella is back. What’s going on now? This was a report I missed in January! Is it too late to help? Will I have to roll the survivor count back by one? Yeesh!
*New WW on the site, Marney, having a shifting shift. Is her lycanthropy in remission? Does lycanthropy go into remission? Or are her powers being deliberately surpressed by somebody or something?
* Oh well at least Wolf Boy’s head is no longer being sat on BY A COW… er I hope. Or is it? Why did a cow sit on his head anyway? Will we ever find out?
Shu wants some help becoming a werewolf but doesn’t want to do a spell. Don’t forget the SOS official no biting policy!
Stay tuned, more soon. Ish.