This Week In Survival

With Easter on the way, I was personally relieved to learn this week about Starbucks supernatural symbols and triple-filtered holy water.

Between that and a good sledge hammer, I’m ready to survive a visit from the spirit of Easter.  I’m referring of course to the Easter bunny ghost who hides inside virtually every hollow white chocolate Easter bunny. 

(And if you haven’t read this important Easter warning from ?WOLF  yet, I urge you to read it now before it’s too late.)

I was also relieved to read about a new company in Singapore launching a website capable of selling me an iTunes card on Monday. I’m sure SoTM KUROGANE who has been very patient with this situation, will be relieved as well.

Speaking of which, if it’s This Week In Survival, then it must be time for some Week #3 Winners in the Four Million Moon Contest. Thanks to everyone who entered this week. It’s all 100% free of charge and obligation. Every little click, comment, review and follow helps me keep on keeping on. If you haven’t entered already, there’s still technically time. Just follow the link above and pick one of roughly 4 million easy ways to do it. We’ll start going through the emails and comments now, putting the names in the hat  – and summarize and/or reply where possible –  before announcing the next two winners at midnight, EST.

4 Million Moon Winners This Week:

THE DRAW IS DONE FOR THIS WEEK. GO HERE TO ENTER NOW FOR THE NEXT SATURDAY DRAW:

WEEK 3 WINNERS ARE… oddly enough:

WOLFBLOOD

WOLF

…who are not the same person, although likely a similar species.

Thanks to everyone for keeping on with SOS.

Survive out there and see you soon, I hope.

4 MILLION MOON MEMORY: 

–>> Speaking of ?WOLF, the same wild werewolf who liked to wake up in a spiderweb hammock but not in an alien zoo could control the wind and taste the color blue! What does blue taste like, you wonder? Me too. Lick the sky and find out. Anyway, she used to stop by SOS to offer very brief but valuable advice, including one of my favourite Easter warnings about the danger of white chocolate Easter bunnies. How could I have missed that? I mean really. White chocolate? So obviously oxymoronic it could only have been created by a demonic entity like an evil Easter spirit. And why else would Easter bunnies be hollow anyway? Thanks to ?WOLF my eyes were opened to the danger of these trojan Easter confections and how to deal with them – this Easter remember, smash before you taste.

–>> And on the topic of Easter warnings, anyone remember HELPINGFELLA?  who lived up to his name with this photo reminder of a psycho Easter bunny spotted some two million survivors ago. Get a good look because this nut could be out again this year delivering Easter baskets and chainsaws.

OF PENTAGRAMS ON INSTAGRAM:

–>> Pentagrams demonic or no? Thanks to all the survivors who weighed in on the this, from MR. MUTT to MADSPARKLES to FENRIR. 

–>>I think we can all agree that whatever the esteemed history and real meaning of this symbol, there are in fact many demon kind who like to use it, in ways both good and evil, maybe precisely because humans misunderstand it. This misunderstanding gives it great power. (Just look at how many free lattes  Meghan Pinion got for her tasty pentagram. How powerful is that?) And remember the history of LILITH  and VELANKO?

SEEKING MUCK FLOUNDER & MERMAIDS:

–>> BLACK LAGOON is back looking for muck flounder substitutes and mermaids but how did he end up on land?And does he really look like this?

EASY SPELLS ANYONE?

–>> MSURPRISE is looking but is there really any such thing? Is it as easy as Ms. MadSparkles once claimed? Isn’t there always a cost. 

THANKS MR. MUTT

–>>For this reminder. For those who don’t know, SOS really is maintained by me, one guy, with the help of one buddy, and occasionally a few other dedicated survivors, including all of you. Not a big company – or a company at all. Our survival takes supernatural effort. And I’m grateful to everyone who contributes, even if I don’t always show it at the right time. That’s why we do these contests on every full moon Survivor of the Month and every million survivors or so. It’s a small way to say thanks for now and we hope someday to be more.

Earth Hour survival protocol is in effect This Week In Survival.  Did you survive the Great Unplugging that began at 8:30 local time? What did you see when the lights went down?

(Any SHADOWS?)

The Earth Hour is an especially dangerous one for cyborgs and other beings who rely on battery back up but also for every other Earthling as celebrants everywhere set the dark world ablaze with analog fire to the amusement of the aliens among us. Is your flint kit ready? I know mine is and this year I’m determined to make it work.

With Earth Hour over SOS is celebrate with week #2 of the 4 MILLION MOON PRIZES. Congrats to winning survivors last week AGENT R.B. and BLUESTAR, well deserved recipients of a small but heartfelt iTunes gift card and a free copy of Archie Hartigan and the Frost Wolf, respectively.

Who will win this week? Find out here by midnight, EST (below). If you haven’t entered already, there’s lots of ways to do so, just follow this link and pick any way that works for you. It’s totally free. Your clicks and likes and tweets and reviews are all I need to keep on keeping on with SOS and The Monstrometer Report and it even helps yourlupinelife too. With two weeks left and a grand prize draw, you want to get your email into the draw as many times as you can.

Meanwhile let’s see what’s been happening here on the site and what 4 Million Moon memories I can find….

This Week In Survival Under Construction (except during Earth Hour)…

SHADOWY ADVICE: 

–>> Do you see the shadows? MSURPRISE has been seeing them since birth. What does that mean? Which is worse, seeing them when you shouldn’t or not seeing them when everyone around you has one? Is there a bright side to seeing shadows?

SEEKING MERMISH ADVICE:

–>>Any mer Survivors spare a word for BLACK LAGOON? Please follow the link. (And many thanks to you Firefang.)

UFO TWO-ONE-FIVE:

–>> Somebody taking advantage of Earth Hour to jack a space craft? Or something worse? Get to the bottom of this report from HATTER and others. Is AGENT R.B. really a neo-Noah? The so-called Stiff Man envisaged to by LILITH? If so who is he going to take on that ship? And what do underworld apples have to do with this? I was hoping that’s how you could get a ticket but what happened to MUTT when he tried to get to the bottom of it? Please stand by….

–>> Wait. Could this the real reason for those cryptic London messages? I was betting on leprechauns but reading this report now I don’t know…

–>> Well don’t look to FENRIR for any reassurance. Nothing he likes better than a good old fashioned apocalypse sign narrated in scary poetry…

4 MILLION MOON MEMORIES:

In honor of Earth Hour take a minute to recall with me a few of the druidic aliens who once dwelled among us, just a few million survivors ago including:

–>> ANDRATERRA NIGHTSHADE set me straight with a few facts about the aliens known as “Agratians” who were her friends. As far as I could tell, Agratians are sometimes sent to Earth as a kind of punishment by their rulers and think the only redeeming thing about this prison planet is surfing and sniffing soda bubbles. (Although they hate the fresh water here. It gives them humongous hives. Which is one way you can uncover them.) Anyway, I think she served her time here, hung out and surfed with a few mermaids and probably left on a craft during the last Olympics.  She was related to another famous survivor I talk about a lot including whenever I am asked to testify at a senate congressional hearing about aliens:

–>> BELLADONNA JADE ASPHODEL NIGHTSHADE  Survivors lucky enough to take a dreamcation tour with her Highness probably still have an Amulet of Light and/or a souvenir t-shirt to remember it. I’ve been meaning to talk to her though because my amulet is not always active. It appears and disappears according to some rhythm I haven’t yet determined. Does it have something to do with the proximity of her druidic dimension to ours? (Which reminds me, I guess I should be specific here. She is a visitor from m-space, not outer space which Druids like her actually fear.)

–>> DAZAI was a punchy plant alien with a heart of chlorophyll who came here on a research mission but not-so-secretly wanted to take over the Earth. He hated humans but liked the trees, spending hours in the forest talking to them about the Planatalians future Earth colonization plans. Although Dazai eventually departed to file his report back on Planatos, he left a lot of botanophobic survivors behind – including me.

4 Million Moon Prize Announcement

THE DRAW IS DONE!

WEEK 2 WINNERS ARE:

WOLF OF THE WILDMOON 12

THE REAPER

Thanks to everyone for entering this week. All names/emails go back in for the Grand Prize draw. Keep on keeping on entering for next week. Follow this link to find out all the ways you can enter the 4 Million Moon Contest. It’s easy and free to do. Every review, comment, like, follow or mention puts your email in the hat again next week. Plus all that social media mojo helps SOS survive.

See you soon Survivors!

Seth