This Week In Survival

Hooray for the weekend everyone still alive say HAIL!

Ok yeah I know I’m the only one who still says that. I logged on hoping to see REAPER being doused in ice water, instead what do I see? He’s hunting ICE trying to get him into a suspiciously bloody bucket…

Well the day isn’t over yet but the week nearly is. So if you’re keeping on keeping on this weekend check back here while I review what’s been going on here on the pages of SOS, posting all –  or at least some – of the news and views posted by other survivors here on SOS This Week In Survival…

Evil Twin Alert 

–>> Okay I don’t want to point fingers here but by my count ☞☞ HATTER  with a little help from REAPER has all but opened the rift with their evil twin mispells unleashing evil alts everywhere including ….

–>>RETTAH  what is the clay sculpture he speaks of? 

–>> On the bright side, some of you appear to have a GOOD TWIN like AGENT LT or at least chaotic neutral ones…

That said, er, idk if you should accept the hugs…

–>> While ASSANJIN claims to have an easy way to dispatch them back to their own universes. It sounds both fun and easy… but what is it? I guess that’s the hard part.

Not-So-Good Good Morning

–>> MORGENSTERN again? What’s his connection to this evil twin outbreak? I’ve got nothing against demons with god complexes but things are getting weird HERE and HERE and…. HERE… among others.

So far t looks like there was an explosion that Lilith barely survived thanks to a fortifying vial of water from the Well of Weird, I mean the Well of Urd, retrieved by Fenrir and delivered by Mr. Mutt but I’m still piecing together the facts.

NB Interview With Velanko

–>> NEW BLOUD gets the goods on VELANKO’S recent brush with a moon goddess. What does it all mean?

SOS From Vamp Camp? 

–>> Just saw this harrowing report from MARNEY if you thought your camp experience was bad…

Between creepy dolls and underworld portals, the Dog Days continue to heat up This Week In Survival around the world, supernaturally speaking.

First up, thanks to REAPER for posting his report on yet another underworld portal that opened up this week, this time a river of blood in China. It’s the mysterious second portal to open in as many weeks. But before you plan a red water rafting trip, be sure to read REAPERS TIPS HERE …

Then check back here as we go back through the week’s pages to investigate who’s still surviving, supernaturally at SOS. Thanks to everyone who contributed their supernatural reports and research to SOS this week.

Wwwaiting for Fenrir…

–>> WWGIRL hoping to receive his mark. Anyone with a 20 on this famous WW is encouraged to report. Or did she receive it already? Will it appear on the full moon?

–>> REAPER on the other hand looking for help removing one. Any WWs schooled in the  successful removing of marks is encouraged to report. Did LEAFPOOL’s incantation help? And if so will there be a price?

–>> Anyone with further information about the secretive world of werewolf marks and/or curses is urged to report here or HERE. I promise not to tell anyone except the 30,000 visitors and spambots who come to SOS everyday.

Curses by Lilith…

–>> Ask for one HERE at your own risk. What will happen to WWGIRL if she accepts one?

–>> Will she help LEAFPOOL find WW origins? If so what will be the 5 favours the spirits demand? All due respect to Lilith but this doesn’t look good.

Reaper’s Recruiting…

–>> With his interns busy in China, REAPER recruiting to face Morgenstern and Ice. There’s a blood debt from history involved here. Let’s see if I can get some details….

Lost Magic…

–>> ASSANJIN a draconian from the Emerald Isle with a mystery. MORGENSTERN has a theory about his lost magic. Is it something to do with his unusual scales?

Lost Sister

–>> KUROGANE checking in to report his sister AKA is missing. Does it have anything to do with the Kitsune Yakuza?

After a full week dealing with celebrities who want to be werewolves, and demons, somehow we appear to have survived.

Without further ado let’s see what’s happening on the pages of SOS this week, who is surviving and how and how and why.

Thanks for everyone who keeps on keeping on with SOS during the soggy Dog Days of summer…

Mogenstern Is Back…

–>> He’s got ICE on the ropes after an acid attack by SOTM RB. Did the MATRIX-REAPER help him survive? Or make it worse?

Wanted: Transformation Dust

–>> LEAFPOOL is looking. Did you know there were three kinds? I did not but now I do: star, shadow and bone dust. Follow the green link to read LEAF’s description about the 3 kinds of transformation dust here and please reply if you know of a provider.

Looking For Work

–>> CHAOS ALPHA looking for a mission. You can read CHAOS’ CV here. You might want to explain your situation pretty clearly though. He just got out of a coma, although his armour appears intact.

Whew well that was another week survived, this one despite the open zompire grave in Poland puzzling the world with questions like, how did the zombies infect the first Polish vampires anyway? Not to mention my ongoing hunt for the shady shadow hunters Sue and Tim  to locate the spectrum jewel they wield and…. what else? 

This Week In Survival is all about the what else. That time of the week when I look back through the pages of SOS and gamely follow the comment crumb trail to find out who is surviving what and how, supernaturally of course.

Thanks to everyone who kept on keeping on with SOS this week. Check back here as I update the post with all the latest facts and news left by survivors like you and me here on the site.

Wanted: Spectrum Jewel

–>>ENRON believes the shadow hunters must have stolen it and may be using it. Which raises the question, are they hunting the shadows? Or unbinding them for nefarious purposes? Thanks to ENRON and ICE for investigating this one…

Is Lycanthropy a Heritable Virus?

–>> That’s the theory posited this week here by VELANKO. Do you agree?

Whose DNA is MIA now?

–>> A reminder from LOKI to protect your DNA at all costs. What does Lilith want with Ice’s father’s DNA? Thanks to LOKI for bringing this alert.

Alchemy Experiment Notes:

–>>When  LILITH and RB team up for a little alchemy experiment what could go wrong? Oh yeah, everything. Is she still bound in Gehenna eating stars?

–>> Or confined in REAPER’S home with a bowl of popcorn?

Supernatural Family Counselling:

–>> Well well well look who’s finally signing up. Did R.B. find one of HATTER’S brochure’s lying around?

Stone Father Update: 

–>> VELANKO on the trail of a the masonic man. Is the Stone Father covering up a supernatural war? Or waging it?

Finally a nice quiet week of survival… knock on wood…

Must be summer in the Northern Hemisphere. Apart from the impending demon wolf resurrection oh and that little demigod fight that broke out over London today, things have been pretty quiet, supernaturally speaking.

It gives me a chance to catch up on all the correspondence of the week. Thanks to everyone expecting a reply for their ongoing patience. Survival HQ has been in the process of undergoing its annual security move but a new location has been found so things should get straightened around soon.

New Exorcism Service

–>> New exorcism service  BLANCHE here on the site but buyer beware I still have not looked into it and cannot vouch for its authenticity or its effectiveness. So far all I can tell for sure is that the price appears to be lower than the previous service used here on the site ie: that of Paster Larson and his demon fighting daughters.. but as with any exorcist there’s bound to be a hidden price…

–>> Anyone who has used this service or having knowledge of it is requested to please submit testimony.

Dream Analyst Needed:

–>> CLAYTON has a few questions for werewolves about forests that never end…

Roseburg Pack Encounter

–>> This is going to take some research…. VELANKO & CHAOS on a crow cull encounter an unfriendly pack… what happened? I’m still working on that but so far it results in a murder of chicken nuggets… What is a STONE FATHER? any background or updates on this situation is much appreciated…

Gehenna Tourism Bureau

–>> Look who is on a trip to…. where? What is this place? And what are the artifacts involved here? It’s LILITH and AGENT R.B.  somebody seems to be hungry so anything could happen.

–>> and look who is guarding the VOID KEY… is this reassuring? Or ominous?