What a great week. After Ariana Grande’s trick of sleeping on the left side of the bed, I can conclusively state that SOS has been stalked by nearly 51.4% fewer demons, according to VELANKO. So far so good.
Except now I miss the demons. You’re never lonely with a demon in your life. Think I’ll end this July 4 long weekend with a midnight visit to Stull Cemetery.
(And for those of you who may have wondered and others of you who haven’t, as a card carrying dual national USA-CAN I observe both July 4 and July 1 which makes this week a biiiig party for me!)
But it’s past time now to check the back pages of SOS This Week In Survival to find out who is still demonizing the pages.
–>> This photo from ALEX answered the question most frequently posed by Satanic insects, “What if we wore masks to the grocery store?”
Morgenstern v Lilith
–>> Did I mention I missed the demons? Maybe I poke too soon. MORGENSTERN is back and you won’t believe who’s his daddy. Read the buzz on his ongoing battle with LILITH Spoiler alert: don’t call her a demon unless you’re prepared for the result. LILITH is armed and dangerous with a most unusual weapon.
–>> Is LILITH really preparing more Mutts from Mr. Mutt’s DNA? Why does that sound okay to me?
Hunting the Hunters
–>> This reminder from ICE to be ready. This year they bring more than werwolves…
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