What a great week. After Ariana Grande’s trick of sleeping on the left side of the bed, I can conclusively state that SOS has been stalked by nearly 51.4% fewer demons, according to VELANKO. So far so good.
Except now I miss the demons. You’re never lonely with a demon in your life. Think I’ll end this July […]
From the land of electric fish and barbecue powered moonlight towers that beckon the supernatural from near and far, This Week In Survival is back.
Thanks to everyone who survived with SOS. Let’s take a look back through the week that was and see what went down on the pages…
Reaper’s New Ride
–>>Look who put his pale […]
Congratulations if you are reading this chalk up another 168 hours survived.
Ninja training with Ken Andre.
If like me you have been practicing your ninja Shadow stalking skills, you may have missed this fact as you practice remaining in the 7th Presence where you can be ignored to the very point of invisibility.
But not for This Week […]
Thanks for keeping on with SOS this week.
Wow my toaster just tweeted to remind me it’s the end of another seven days and by all accounts, somehow we appear to have survived.
Congrats to everyone who made it through another week out there. Your anti-singularity camouflage is already working. (Well everyone that is except for […]
Nevermind the Viking apocalypse that might be taking place as we speak, will you survive the Ragnarok parties breaking out everywhere?
Vikings viking everywhere.
The vikings are viking everywhere you look, preparing for the battle of the gods. As everyone knows there’s practically nothing more dangerous than a gang of ragnarocking Vikings This Week In Survival we look […]
We’re groundog deep in demons here at SOS This Week In Survival on a great Groundhog game Day.
Groundhog Gargoyle – Is it protecting me… or not?
If I don’t see a gargoyle or an angel on the building today, I don’t go inside. I can’t take the risk. Sure, there are some days I wouldn’t […]
Seems like there was no avoiding the cannibals This Week In Survival. Even if you could spot the clandestine cannibal convention now the cannibals are coming to you. On a ship. That they sail themselves.
Cannibal rats crew the ship to a shore near you.
Yes cannibal rats on the ghost ship Lyubov Orlova are coming soon […]
Except for the global Time Traveler Twitter Test and an unexpected Cannibal Convention it was cold quiet one week here at SOS and around the globe.
Thanks to the Hatter for this HEADS up…
That’s right, Cannibal Convention –>>
This gristly news from the HATTER, still coming in. Preliminary info shows it taking place in Colorado.
So hang […]
Another Supernatural Week Of Survival.
This Week In Survival around the globe and on the site survivors have been working to restore and keep the light long enough to avoid the declaration of a Dark Year…
Check here over the next 36 hours or so as I scroll back through the pages. I hope you’ll follow the […]
Another Supernatural Week Of Survival!
You feeling the weight of the universe today?
Well if it’s not the holiday parties, blame it on those scientists from Denmark who declared Friday December 13th, 2013 as the Day The Universe Could Collapse And Make Everything Suddenly Much, Much Heavier – but didn’t. But could have done! And still might. […]