Human firestorm from around the globe this week in response to the infamous Android Dick’s public pledge to keep them “warm and safe in my people zoo, where I can watch you for ol’ times sake.”
Android Dick promises to keep humans alive in his zoo.
Android Dick made his people pledge to a PBS reporter […]
USA Announces New Nanobots Tiny Homo Chippiens
Scientists, funded by the US Department of Defense and National Institutes of Health, are creating fully functioning human bodies on a chip, it has been announced this week, bringing the reality of human microbots one to your home.
Homo Chippiens are coming!
Led by Harvard University, scientists have succeeded in […]
Robots armed with new studies from MIT urge the humans of North America to stop thinking of Labor Day this week as a celebration of human rights and start thinking of it as Thank Your Robot Overlord Day instead.
British Prime Minister David Cameron thanks his robot boss.
What am I on about now?
Well just in time […]
Alien season always brings a full contingent of confused cosmic visitors normally recognizable by their baffling bodily needs and bizarre facial tics, despite their strange disguises but this year singularity conscious designers around the globe picking up their packing needs are putting out Faraday fashions that will make it harder than ever to tell who’s who at the alien […]
Singularity news from the Netherlands has the world wondering, can your toaster be trusted? Spoiler alert – NO.
Can you trust your toaster?
Like many appliances connected to the Internet, Charles’ toaster, who insisted […]
With the singularity arriving ahead of schedule, the art of outsmarting our machine overlords, even temporarily, is a skill for every survivor to study seriously – and often.
Is a Guy Fawkes mask really the best way to outsmart the machines?
In the spirit of your singularity survival, SOS turns attention this week to the advancing arts […]
A Bill Gates interview controversy continues after he advises humans to quote, get on their knees and beg businesses to keep humans employed, unquote, as outraged humans with aching articulations hire protest bots to get started while awaiting their cybernetic legs.
Will Emigilio keep his job as a robot protester?
Famous Microsoft founder Bill Gates stated in an […]
It may be a dramatic turnaround of singularity news this week, as all earthlings are being asked to assist the satellites in solving the mystery of a missing plane – but critics wonder how there can be so much missing info.
Earthlings being asked to help find missing plane.
As everyone on Earth […]
A dire warning appeared around the globe today, the satellites surrounding the earth have reached saturation, let the singularity begin.
Is this the beginning?
The singularity as survivors are aware, is loosely defined as the point of technological progress at which our technology officially becomes smarter than us and the result is freaky and bad.
(I mean ALL […]
(SOS/WTF/ASAP) Your desktop PC may be a lot smarter than you think! Computer detectives make news this week, with the sneaky secret life of your seemingly ordinary PC computer.
Is your desktop machine alive? Read on for this evolving story!
Microsoft detective says 20% of new computers may have secret lives
Microsoft detectives revealed […]