Why Sasquatch Stalks Tofino’s Top Fish Cop
It can’t be spring ’til the Sasquatches sing, somebody wise once said. Somebody who never met a real Sasquatch mind you nor ever heard one sing. (Sasquatch are notoriously terrible singers – albeit pretty decent rappers.) Somebody who probably never experienced spring in the Northern Hemisphere for that […]
Is sasquatch learning to surf? Bigfoot becoming a beach bum? If a new gigatopithecus population map is accurate, the answer to this question is probably: yes.
Does Sasquatch like to surf?
A sasquatch researcher made waves with his bigfoot population map that seems to confirm the new reality of urban sasquatches along the southern U.S. coastline, […]
When I first heard about the new television program, “10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty,” that was offering a $10 million dollar prize for definitive proof of the existence of Bigfoot I was thrilled. Who better to claim this prize than a real Bigfoot? Thanks to The Monstrometer, there have been several Bigfoot or […]
(SOS/ASAP/WTF) Ohio – Email this week from a survivor contained this horripilating photo, below. Aboriginal hunters brandishing the head of a Sasquatch! Is this real historical proof of aboriginal responsibility for the North American Sasquatch hunt? The “Bigfoot Bounty” that almost wiped out our reclusive cousins?
I know what you’re thinking. I thought the same […]
Moscow Yeti Runs to Escape Nosy Researchers
In reports from Russia this week, Yeti is on the run yeti again this year from annual Day of the Yeti celebrations.
Russian scientists held a press conference in Moscow to mark the annual Yeti Day with the announcement of a new research expedition into […]
What’s new in Monstrometer 2.2? If you say it out loud you will discover that that I am a poet and I didn’t even know it.
The BIG change is that Graham and I fixed the way that the Survival Videos play. They were generally not working the way that you would want them to thanks […]
YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH SASQUATCH OR BIGFOOT!
Sasquatch or Bigfoot is not publicity hungry like ghosts or demons. That’s why you don’t see them very often, their mamas don’t raise fools. If you do encounter a lost bigfoot, please remember:
1. If you must take photos or video, be sensitive. He or she probably remembers the frontier […]
It’s now here! The Monstrometer version 2.0 update! I said it was going to be big-ish and it is-ish. So biggish in fact that it needed a whole new number!
New in Monstrometer version 2.0:
Added “Interrogate Self” and “Interrogate Other” option. Now the program knows if you are scanning yourself or someone else… well as […]
It’s here! The Monstrometer version 1.4 update! Just in time for Halloween.
If you voted in the pool or are back from the future so you probably know some of the news: Time Travellers are now in the Monstrometer.
The BIG news is that the Monstrometer now works with Facebook. That’s right you can […]
It’s now here! The Monstrometer version 1.3 update!
The BIG news is that playback of the videos which had previously been problematic for many of you should now be working perfectly. Please watch the videos and let me know how they work.
The Monstrometer 1.3 is now on the app store: http://itunes.com/apps/monstrometer. If you already have […]