Science and psychopaths expose yawning flaw in new yawn test
A new test to reveal potential psychos by yawning in their faces to see if they yawn back is welcome news to both survivors and psychopaths this week, who reveal the real yawning flaw.
Out potential psychopaths with a yawn test
When a Baylor University study showed how potential […]
EXPECT PSYCHO STALKER SQUALL
(SOS/ASAP/WTF) Get out of bed if you dare today, it’s the most most dread day of the year… you know… Valentine’s Day. I mean Friday the 13th. Part V.
Of course I don’t mean part five of one of my favourite movie franchises, which would in fact be scary […]
Los Angeles – Photos of menacing bunnies hopping in from all over the world today.
I know it’s Easter, a solemn occasion we mark with eggs and chocolate ostensibly provided by a powerful bunny-like creature but survivors, if your chocolate comes hand-delivered by a lurching Leporidae disguised as leader of the safety […]
Friday the 13th remains the second most confusing holiday on the calendar after Black Noodle Day. Is it good luck or bad? A time to celebrate or fear? And what is the best way to deal with it? Should you:
Download for 2012.
a) Invite 11 of your favorite witches to party […]
What’s new in Monstrometer 2.2? If you say it out loud you will discover that that I am a poet and I didn’t even know it.
The BIG change is that Graham and I fixed the way that the Survival Videos play. They were generally not working the way that you would want them to thanks […]
YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH A PSYCHOPATH
Psychopaths are terminally shallow, self-interested and self-gratifying. Dealing with psychopaths is never easy but here are some tips you can try:
1. Never show fear. They like it. Unless your psychopath is also a confirmed cannibal, in which case see: DANGER – YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH A CANNIBAL.
2. Snap […]
It’s now here! The Monstrometer version 2.0 update! I said it was going to be big-ish and it is-ish. So biggish in fact that it needed a whole new number!
New in Monstrometer version 2.0:
Added “Interrogate Self” and “Interrogate Other” option. Now the program knows if you are scanning yourself or someone else… well as […]
It’s here! The Monstrometer version 1.4 update! Just in time for Halloween.
If you voted in the pool or are back from the future so you probably know some of the news: Time Travellers are now in the Monstrometer.
The BIG news is that the Monstrometer now works with Facebook. That’s right you can […]
It’s now here! The Monstrometer version 1.3 update!
The BIG news is that playback of the videos which had previously been problematic for many of you should now be working perfectly. Please watch the videos and let me know how they work.
The Monstrometer 1.3 is now on the app store: http://itunes.com/apps/monstrometer. If you already have […]
It is now here! The Monstrometer version 1.2 update!
The Monstrometer 1.2 update has been approved on the app store and is now available. You can get it for free here: http://itunes.com/apps/monstrometer
New in Monstrometer version 1.2:
New possible result – Draconian
New possible result – Angel
Fine tuning of interrogation algorithm eliminated several possible errors
Improved security vs Agents of […]