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Are You Living In a Hologram? New Research

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Four Signs That You Could Be Living In A Hologram

Are you as impatient as I am for the final results of the Fermilab Holometer experiments to tell you definitively, once and for all, if you or I, or indeed many or ALL of us, are really just two dimensional holograms in a holographic reality?

Who's Living In a Hologram?
Who’s Living In a Hologram?

If so then good news! No need to wait any longer because SOS can enlighten you today.

See, you really don’t need a fancy particle accelerator lab and a bunch of million dollar mirrors like the physicists at Fermilab  to detect the holographic noise of the universe.

(Although if you do have them handy, you might want to whip up your own Home Holometer just for fun to scan others. But the aren’t strictly necessary.)

No, all you really need to shed some light on the matter is the following helpy quiz.

Signs You Are Living In A Hologram

1. Are You Surrounded By Mirrors?

You probably thought the place was decorated by a vain person. Or maybe you never even noticed all those strategically placed reflective surfaces before but now they seem to follow you everywhere. Go ahead and try to escape the reflections now… just to see what happens. If you can’t escape them there’s a good chance it’s part of the whole virtual production package that includes you.

2. Does the world shift and change around you?

You might have blamed it on your eyesight, thought you needed new glasses, or maybe you thought the weather was always foggy where you live, but if you start to notice the scenery shifting and focusing around you as you move, it’s more likely a result of lag time. To test this one, try unexpectedly changing your speed and/or height as you move through the environment and see what happens. Is the refresh rate keeping time with you?

3. Flickering Lights

Are your eyes always bothered by flickering light sources? Holographic productions require two or more flickering light sources to create a projection.

4. Notice a hum or a high pitch whine

That’s probably just the machine that makes you the ghost inside it. Too many crushed Doritos or dust bunnies in the hardware – it probably just needs a can of compressed air. Your forecast calls for an unexpected wind storm. Unless the creator is AFK, in which case expect a severe heat wave as the noise gets worse.

Those are the signs, Survivors. Don’t wait for the physicists to tell you their findings in August, start taking your own notes now and remember, even if there is no spoon, the steak still tastes delicious… 

Keep on keeping on!

Hovering Hawking Hologram Makes Multidimension Madness With One Direction Report About Zayn

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Madness grips the multiverse this week after a hovering hologram of Stephen Hawking reports seeing Zayn still with One Direction in other dimensions.

Hawking hologram sees Zayn in another dimension.
Hawking hologram sees Zayn in another dimension.

A crowd of concerned One Direction fans in England continues to cause multidimensional traffic mayhem searching for Zayne after the famous physicist appeared in a hologram to report seeing him still with the band in another universe.

“The portals are all plugged with Zayn fans trying to find him in parallel universes!” complains one inter-dimensional travel agent.

“I can’t even book a simple personal travel hop this week let alone any historical revisionary tours.”

“How am I going to make the rent? I’m afraid I’ll have to skip out of this universe to avoid my landlord again,” he added.

Looking for Zayn in other dimensions.
Looking for Zayn in other dimensions.

Inter-dimensional travel agents are not the only ones concerned. According to the UK division of I.D.I. (Inter Dimensional Interpol), parents across the UK have reported their girls gone MIA.

“Saturday night Emily says she’s going to some Stephen Hawking thing at the Sydney Opera House I figure how bad can that be? He’s a scientist! Maybe this will help her get over that silly boy band breaking up or whatever,” said the mom of a missing girl at the I.D.I. station.

“She never came home and her friends all say she hopped a portal immediately and disappeared”

The I.D.I. is warning fans to resist searching for one of these Zayniverses but their words appear to be falling on deaf ears.

“Why don’t they understand? At present the odds of locating the right parallel dimension are astronomically bad,” grumbled one overworked officer taking reports downtown. “You’re just as likely to find the one where he’s a squeegee lad singing on the bonnet of your hover car.”

More media reports on this linked here but SOS wants to warn survivors against acting on Hovering Hawkings’ irresponsible claim that in one Zanyiverse he could be married to you.

Have You Entered A Parallel Universe?

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LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP
Three Signs From Science

Vibrating this week, the world of physics on a new theory of Many Intersecting Worlds, which is just like it sounds, namely the probability that many worlds could be colliding with the one you know as reality, at all times.

Previous to this, physicists thought other worlds existed

ManyWorldsIntersectOurOwnparallel to each other but that they never interacted. Now thanks to new research done in part by a physicist named Howard Wiseman in Brisbane, Australia, they are beginning to admit the possibility that many worlds could be exerting unknown forces on each other simultaneously.

As Wiseman said: “The idea of [human] interactions with other universes is no longer pure fantasy.”

Here at SOS we’ve known for years that Many Intersecting Worlds or MIWs are not just possible but in fact very likely. And dangerous! We’ve all woken up on the wrong side of the bed to discover there is in fact, no bed.

But new this week is some signs from science itself to help us think about the possibility that we may have inadvertently ended up in an alternate dimension.

So how can you tell if you’ve taken a wrong fork and ended up in an alternate reality? Let’s see what a Wiseman says that might help:

“In MIWs, all possibilities are realized, says Wiseman. “In some universes the dinosaur-killing asteroid missed Earth. In others, Australia was colonised by the Portuguese.”

So, three questions to ask yourself are:

1. Have You Made A Life-Changing Decision Lately? 

When all possible worlds intellect, taking a major life decision could trigger or indeed create possible intersections of opposite possibilities to each other. Should you find yourself in a world on the other side both familiar and yet completely the opposite of what you intended, this could be an indication you have inadvertently stepped into its opposite world.

You need to recall the possibility you faced and the life decision that brought you to this point to find out where you took a wrong step.

Which leads me to:

2. Is This World The Opposite of What You Intended?

Opposite worlds are paradoxically nearest to each other while simultaneously exerting a strong repulsive force to each other, says Wiseman. This opens the possibility of each major decision you make actually presenting the opposite path!

So don’t get sucked into a repulsive opposite world! Your first steps immediately following any life decision should be taken very, very carefully lest you find yourself inadvertently on the opposite world path. Know your true intentions! Check carefully to make sure you aren’t secretly fostering an opposite intention.In fact, better yet,

3. Look Before You Leap

Knowing now the danger of an opposite intention world of your intention that will unfold right beside your true path might enable you to see down it before you take those all important first steps.

Until scientists can work the exact math that will enable us to do this on our devices, don’t let that stop you from trying to see where that opposite world path may be lying in wait. Preferably before you find yourself riding off into the polar ice on a dingo or stuck on a mountain top when you were just trying to get to that party you didn’t really want to attend.

So stay alert to all possibilities survivor, and you’ll keep on keeping on out there, on whichever path you find yourself.