In honour of the Survivor of the Month for the Ghost Moon of 2012, Jaffa cakes for EVERYONE!**
Don’t know what a Jaffa cake is? Well then, you’d better have a conversation with the newest Survivor of the Month: mrjaffa!
http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/vampires/comment-page-16#comment-74496
You may also know him as poisonjaffa and burningjaffa.
mrjaffa first came to the site seeking advice on Vampirism, wondering if it was possible to become a vampire without the painful bitey process.
http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/vampires/comment-page-16#comment-69385
After considering the downfalls of being stuck at aged 13 forever, mrjaffa turned his attention to several skills that run in his family, including psychic abilities and spell casting and revealed himself as a male witch.
http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/vampires/comment-page-16#comment-74225
When his thoughts aren’t poison, mrjaffa is the kind of Survivor who helps others get along. He once said “I think that vampires and werewolves could live peacefully, but allies might be a bit of a stretch.”
http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/werewolves/comment-page-54#comment-70266
Wise words indeed mrjaffa. However when Mr. Jaffa is in poison form, watch out! You could find yourself on his contract list.
Although to be fair, Jaffa really saves his worst poison for battles with the Mantis Men. What’s a Mantis Man you ask? Well if you don’t know, then you have Mr. Jaffa to thank for it.
Mr. Jaffa has since evolved into a three-part hybrid of Witch/Demigod/Vamp. A very powerful combo.
One of the things mrjaffa is best known for is a great remedy. He suggests Blood Oranges for a veggie vamp fix, and he once helped Scarly cure a nasty Were-cold that was threatening to blow her cover.
http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/werewolves/comment-page-67#comment-93827
An avid reader, mrjaffa is smart and earns awards in school. He is a great gamer, and has been known to play a little D&D once in a full moon. Also, if you ever need a dragon, mrjaffa is your man, though you may end up with a surprise when an ICE dragon is summoned to your door.
http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/vampires/comment-page-16#comment-76851
mrjaffa has heroically helped out many survivors on the sight, including ARC, Alex, Mr. Mutt and many others. Fighting Zanthre (when necessary), defending Bebe, and providing protection spells when Scarly found herself afraid. mrjaffa is a Chi master. He can teach you how to balance your energies, and wields the Book of Shadows carefully and with great wisdom – just don’t ever use a Ouija board in his presence, as he is firmly anti-Oiuj.
http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/werewolves/comment-page-75#comment-109807
His skill with magics, energies and poetry, not to mention his brave relocation to the Amazon from his Aussie home makes mrjaffa a seasoned survivor.
http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/lutin/comment-page-1#comment-147847
All this and his commitment to providing biased free advice with a friendly flare have brought mrjaffa to a high level of respect on the SOS site, and we are very proud to offer him the title of Survivor of the Month.
http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/werewolves/comment-page-62#comment-84458
Join us in raising a Jaffa cake in his honor. To mrjaffa, who keeps keeping on! Congratulations on being Survivor Of the Month.
** No actual Jaffa cakes are actually available. I had two boxes to give out but Graham ate them while I was researching this post. Sorry.